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3, 2, 1...
The strongest in the entertainment world, Hana- pool!
Challenging various sports using only your nose!
In the first round, how many seconds of whistle will they be able to make in one go?!
Hana-pool Time Attack Battle!
That's impossible...
I'm a rapper! I'm a rapper!
He's a rapper!
First up is Yoshimoto's dream team, Iwao's challenge!
3, 2, 1...
- Yes! - Yes!
- You did it! - You did it!
- Do you want to put it in? - I'll put it in.
- It's still a motor. - It was a motor.
- It's like the last of the bean sprouts. - Do you want it in?
- It's like the sound of an instrument. - I feel sorry for you.
The opposite high school, Harvard.
- There's no air leakage anymore. - Are you okay?
There's no air leakage, so it's okay.
3, 2, 1...
- It's a tool! - It's a tool!
- No, you can't! - No, you can't!
- It's a tool! - It's a tool!
The second round.
The nose-to-nose tug-of-war with Brazilian wax!
- It's an advantage for me, so I'll be pulled. - You'll be pulled.
- But will I be taken away? - You'll be taken away.
- You can do it!
- You're wrong about attacking!
- Ah, you'll be taken away! - I'm not taken away!
- You can't take it! - You can't take it!
- It's not a chance! - It's not a chance!
- It's a nose-to-nose tug-of-war! - Yes, yes, yes!
- You'll be taken away! - What's that?
One! One was taken away!
- That's weak! - With that, the winner is the Yokohama Dream Team!
It's weak.
It can't be.
It's coming out a lot.
It's stuck.
No.
The third round is a team competition.
A pig nose speech game.
Preliminary music team. The theme is "National Assembly Council Hall".
- Come on. - Yes.
- He spoke! He spoke! - No good!
- He spoke! - No, I didn't!
I didn't speak!
- I can't do it many times! - Let's do it one more time. - One more time!
Matsumoto is doing well!
But! In Hamada's order, it's unexpected!
- Eh? Are you threatening me? - I'm not threatening you.
- Eh? You can't do pig nose? - I can't do it!
- Eh? You can't do pig nose, Matsumoto?
- No, no, what are you doing? - Matsumoto!
- Wait! Wait! Take care of me! - I know, I know!
- I did my best! - I know, I know!
- Please!
- What? You can't do it! Why are you laughing?
- I know, I know! I can't do it!
- Give me a break! - I did my best!
- Give me a break!
- While doing it, it's better to say it out loud!
- You can't spit it out! You can't spit it out! - It's vinegar!
- Open your mouth! Open your mouth! Open your mouth!
- Open your mouth!
- You can't do it! You can't do it!
- Until now, Yoshimoto Dream Team has won by 20 points!
- What will happen in the match?!
Yoshimoto's Dream Team
Yoshimoto's Dream Team will now challenge.
What do you mean "dream"?
You're the only one who's energetic.
What do you mean "dream"?
You're the only one who's energetic.
He's getting good at it.
Stop it, seriously.
I can't even move.
I hate it when people hurt me and laugh at me.
If you say it like that, I can't use it.
Here's the first challenge.
Yoshimoto's Dream Team
Yoshimoto's Dream Team, start!
I'll do it again, I'll do it again.
Wow!
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
You just started.
Do it until the end.
I'm sure Non-chan did it first because it was a failure.
No, it's not funny at all.
I'm sure it's not funny.
He said it.
The sound is the same, so pay attention to it.
(snoring)
Ah, wait, wait, wait!
It got better.
Takeshi-san, Takeshi-san's hand...
Do it again.
I don't know!
I don't know.
(snoring)
The last one is in Gege's language.
Mr. Fujimoto, please tell Mr. Soji.
Is it Gege's language?
I'll do it.
Yes.
(snoring)
Do it properly!
I don't know at all!
Do it properly!
I don't know at all!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Is it being conveyed well?
It's terrible.
I'll do it. I'll do it one by one.
It's all the same, isn't it?
It's definitely being conveyed.
Shouji-san, please convey it to Nishida-san.
Nishida-san is good at this kind of thing.
It works?
The power to work?
It's good. It's good.
It's coming out. It's coming out.
Isn't it all the same?
It's good. It's really good, Shouji.
Is it being conveyed well?
Isn't it all the same?
It's all the same.
It's really good, even if it's the same.
Do it properly!
It's all the same!
How many times are you going to do it?
It's all the same!
It's slightly different. Feel it.
I don't know if it's correct or not.
Nishida-san, please convey it to Kosei-san.
I don't know it at all!
Can you do it with nuance?
I'm counting on you, Kosei!
Go!
It's all the same.
Is there any point in doing it?
It's all the same.
Be honest.
It's always the same.
The final vote.
Please give us the answer.
Hanaugai.
Incorrect.
You won.
What did you think, Mishia?
It's French bread, isn't it?
Incorrect.
This is pig's nose.
Incorrect.
Fujimoto-san.
Komedawara.
Incorrect.
There's no way it's Komedawara.
There's no way it's French bread.
It has nothing to do with nose.
Kabuto-mushi.
What is that?
Utabana Dendon Game.
Second round.
Hamada will do it first.
Hamada is very confident.
He's grown up.
The question for the kids is...
The kids, start!
I did it earlier.
I won!
What are you doing?
I know the answer, but you're doing it wrong, right?
No, it's not wrong at all.
It's wrong?
No, you're doing it right.
You didn't make a pig's nose at the end!
I did, but...
I don't know!
You don't know at first?
I know at first!
I did it now.
You said "haa" at the end!
You said "haa"!
I don't know at first.
You said "haa".
Wait a minute!
You said it at the end!
Let's do it again!
It's over, but let's do it again.
At the end...
Let's do it again!
Yes!
You're doing it right.
Okay, Osei-san, please tell Tanaka-san!
Okay.
Go ahead.
But Amano-san's growth is amazing.
But suddenly...
It's completely different!
It's really annoying!
What are you asking?
It's already over?
Until now?
You just took too much in.
What are you asking?!
It's a completely different topic!
You don't remember it?
But it looks like you're having fun!
It looks like you're having fun!
You can't tell me properly!
Can old men and men laugh like this?
You're laughing like crazy!
What's so funny?!
- That's it? - Okay, Tanaka-san.
- That's it? - Please tell everyone.
But his head is different.
- It's too long! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
The song changed twice!
The second song!
It's really fun today.
Here I go.
Alright, alright.
- Is that it? - Alright, alright.
- It's too short! - What do you think you're doing?
What do you think you're doing?
- Huh? - What do you think you're doing?
Huh? It's too short!
It's completely different!
Huh? It's the same!
My stomach hurts.
(snoring)
What is this?
You really don't know?!
- Is there such a short answer?! - Amatsuo-san, please tell Ed-san!
- Can you do it? - Yes, I can do it!
- But you're overreacting. - That's right, I'm overreacting.
- Amatsuo-san, you're a genius! - Amatsuo-san, you're a genius!
Amatsuo-san, you're a genius!
(snoring)
- That's true, that's true. - Huh?!
- That's true! That's true! - That's true!
- But you're doing it properly!
- Well, I'm faithful to that! - Huh?!
- That's right! - You're really good!
- It's short, isn't it? - It's short.
(snoring)
- Even your pose... - Huh?!
- Does this pose make sense?!
(snoring)
- Go back a little! - You're doing it wrong!
- It's broken! It's broken! It's broken! It's broken!
It's broken!
I can't answer it.
Is there such a short word?
There must be a short word.
Endo-san.
Then, please give us the answer!
"Kato"!
Ikaria-san!
Ikaria-san said "kato"!
"Kato" version, not "shimura"!
Matsumoto-san, what did you say?
"shokka"!
"shokka" is wrong, too!
Tanaka-san!
"takedo"!
I said "yatta"!
There's no way "yatta" will come up!
Hosei-san!
"hammer"!
It's wrong, too!
Hama-san, what's the answer?
He's crying!
How many times do we have to watch it?
What are you doing?
How many times do we have to watch it?
I want to get closer!
What do you mean, "get closer"?
Let's go!
He's really bad at it!
He was good until a while ago!
I don't know!
He was good at it!
"tatatta"!
"cracker"!
He got it right!
It's wrong!
It's not a one-to-five game!
It's a win-or-die game!
In the "pig nose speech" game,
neither team will gain points!
After this,
in the final match,
the match will be decided!
Let's go to the final match! The final match is this one!
Sneeze and sneeze relay
This match is a relay match between teams!
Sneeze and run with a box of tissues instead of a baton and run to the next runner and touch the baton!
By the way, this will be the final match, so the winning team will gain 30 points!
Thank you very much!
The final match is "Sneeze and sneeze relay"
Which team will cut the goal tape?
I wanted something like "taski" at the end, right?
That's why it's a box of tissues.
"Taski" instead of "taski" is "taski"
Did you hear that?
What?
We're winning now, right?
No, we're losing!
If we lose like this, we'll lose the match!
We're not losing!
On your marks, get set...
Yamcha, you can do it!
I'll go boldly and delicately!
Yamcha, you can do it!
I won't sneeze!
Yamcha...
Don't rush it!
Go as far as you can!
Yamcha, you can do it!
Go as far as you can!
Go!
He did it!
Go, go, go!
Yamcha, you can do it!
We're second now!
Hosei, you were fast!
I don't have that pattern anymore...
Don't say anything!
It's okay, I didn't sneeze at all.
You sneezed because you're stupid or your nose is stupid?
You're stupid, so you're confident.
His nose is stupid.
Concentrate, Endo, concentrate!
Everything is stupid, especially his nose.
Yes!
Almost there!
It's not shrinking!
Did he pull out his nose hair?
I think he pulled it out.
Oh, I see.
To the back.
Look in front of you.
Look in front of you, Tanaka.
Can you draw it for me?
Change of taste.
Change of taste?
Change of nose, right?
Change of nose.
Look in front of you. Approach. Approach.
Yes!
OK! OK! He pulled it out! He pulled it out!
Are you serious?!
OK, last match!
Focus, Tanaka!
It's the coughing! It's the coughing!
You coughed too much!
I know.
You coughed too much.
Double?
Double is better.
I can do it with double.
Can you make two from one?
Can I do it with double?
I can do it.
Let's see which side reacts first.
Nope.
No, no, no, no.
Say "Hi, Nihi."
Dr. Hi Nihi.
It's coming!
Shouji's way of doing is f**king awesome.
Stop it!
What's that?
Hurry up! Clean it up! Hurry up!
Be honest! Be honest!
You're too fast!
There's a spot where you sneeze.
We have to find it.
Applause!
No, no! You said applause!
We don't say applause like that!
Okay!
You said "go".
You said "go"!
One person is out!
Yes!
Tanaka is not coming out at all.
I'm sorry.
This guy...
He's heavy.
That one and the Brazilian box...
No, I guess you have to have nose hair!
You have to have nose hair.
But you're coming out, Tanaka!
You don't have any good points today!
Stop it!
No, it's not good!
That kind of psychological...
No, it's not good at all!
Action!
He's out!
Stop it!
Come out! Come out!
He's out! He's out!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
He's not out!
Is it okay?
I know! I know!
It's okay!
Is it okay?
I'll win! I'll win!
I'm sorry!
Please let me win!
Okay! I'll go!
I know! I know!
Please!
Senpai will come out soon!
Yes, soon!
Look, it's coming out of here!
You're winning! You're winning!
Look, it's coming!
It's coming!
It's not!
Please, it's smelly!
It's not!
It's smelly!
Tama-san, it's smelly!
It's for the movie!
It's smelly and heavy...
It's coming! Tama-san, it's coming!
It's coming!
Look at it! Look at it! Look at it!
It's coming! Tama-san, it's coming! Tama-san, it's coming!
Please don't come!
The match is over!
The sound of the end is coming!
A big ending! A big ending!
That's it!
It's out! It's out! It's out!
It's out! It's out!
It's coming! It's coming!
What is this?
I'm going to die!
Return me to the state of shipment!
Wait a minute!
Concentrate!
You're sneezing!
I'm going to use a gun!
It's not coming out?
It's out! It's out!
It's out!
I think it's over!
Generation Z doesn't know about folk dance!
In Showa era, children's play was very wild!
In Showa era, people were stupid!
"Downtown's Dangerous Showa", Saturday night at 7 pm!
It's out! It's out! It's out!
How many times do we have to do it?!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Let's do it!
I think we can do it!
We can do it!
Let's do it!
We can do it!
It's out!
It can't be!
Pay more attention to my Ezaki!
We did it at the same time.
It came out!
Let's spit it out!
Okay, Ikeda!
Yoshimoto's dream team wins!
I can't watch!
Losing team gets 0 points!
Yoshimoto's dream team gets 50 points!
Yoshimoto's dream team wins!
You're too weak!
You're too weak and it's not funny!
It's weird! It's weird!
I can only do a little bit of it.
Are you doing that much?
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