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"Gaki no Tsukai" recording
I'm gonna kill you one by one.
For some reason, I'm already addicted to it.
There's a reason for today's project.
First "Gaki no Tsukai" recording, I can't stop admiring it.
Large-scale contest!
Mr. Matsumoto, how many times have we done this contest?
We've done it a lot, but this time it's not people.
They let me do it.
Oh, really?
They let me do the large-scale contest at any time.
Let's do it.
I heard you started crying at some point.
Really?
Thank you for working for me, dad.
That's a good song!
The large-scale contest series that has been held for the past three years!
Gaki no Tsukai
It's a terrible series!
I was eaten by a huge octopus.
It's so funny!
It's an eight-year plan to earn points and aim for the championship!
I like animals.
It's a three-year plan!
It's also a project that makes it easier for illegal downtowns to operate!
Moreover, the theme of this time is "large-scale contest"!
The first animal contest!
What will happen to the six contestants?
Gaki no Tsukai
Let's have them appear one by one!
First of all, Houseiken!
[Houseiken]
Please have a seat.
Let's continue.
Next is Endouken!
[Endouken]
Please have a seat.
Next is Tanakanken!
[Tanakanken]
(barking)
(applause)
Thank you very much.
(barking)
The next place is Fujimoto Prefecture!
(barking)
(laughter)
(barking)
Yes, please have a seat.
You're fine, aren't you?
I'm fine.
Now, let's move on to the candidates' rights.
(barking)
The point is the point, isn't it?
(barking)
I can't help it. I can't help it.
(barking)
(applause)
(barking)
Everyone's voice comes out when they appear.
Oh, you're still fine when you appear.
That's right.
Now, the last one is "rights"!
(barking)
It's different.
(barking)
Oh, I found something.
Oh, he's pooping.
He's pooping.
I can't help it.
(barking)
He stepped on it.
(applause)
Yes, thank you very much.
Now, we have all the big dogs here.
Is there a reward for the dog that barks the most?
Of course there is!
We have prepared a wonderful reward for you.
I hope you'll do your best.
(barking)
Hama-chan, let's listen to his barking for a while.
(barking)
Well, let's get started.
At first...
What is master's present?
(applause)
We will give you presents from each of you.
Yes, let's do it.
We will open the presents and make a big-sized dog-like reaction.
That's right.
First of all...
Tanaka-ken.
(barking)
Yes.
When I say "Tanaka-ken", it sounds like "Tanaka- ken".
Well, it's an intonation.
It's an intonation.
It's "Tanaka-ken".
Yes.
(barking)
Yes.
(barking)
What is master's present?
(barking)
Tanaka-ken will do it.
(barking)
He is very scared.
Tanaka-ken.
Yes.
First of all, Tanaka-ken.
Please open the box.
(barking)
It's not a big dog.
(barking)
What is it?
(barking)
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- Let me smell it. - It's getting bigger.
- It's several times bigger than humans. - Yes.
- Here it comes! - Hold it.
Hold it.
The Big Dog
Fujimata! Fujimata!
Did you just call me?
I didn't judge you. Did you just call me?
Fujimata!
You know, I took off my shoes and spat them out.
That's how it is
Next is Koboto prefecture
It's a little loud
Koboto prefecture, please open the box
Koboto prefecture
I see
Very big dog
I see
What is it?
Kogata prefecture
Kogata prefecture.
Medaka... Medaka-san.
I see.
Well, Ishio-o-gata prefecture.
Yes, the size of the boxes and so on.
I think it was good.
Well, next is Iwao prefecture.
Oh, good.
Here it is.
Ishio-o-gata prefecture!
That's right.
He doesn't know it.
Well, Iwao prefecture.
Here you are!
Here you are.
I'm interested in it.
Yes.
Iwao!
He called me by my name again.
Iwao!
Yes.
His movement is...
As soon as he leaves the dog, he comes here.
I'm watching you.
Yes.
Thank you for coming.
Well, next is Hosei prefecture.
Is he threatening?
He looks like a monkey.
So far, he looks like a monkey.
He looks like a monkey.
Iwao!
Well, Hosei prefecture.
Here you are!
Please open the boxes.
Thank you for watching.
Yoshimoto's dog.
I was expecting a little more.
It's a little monkey.
The last one is a pendulum dog.
Good.
Good, good, good.
I don't know the rules yet.
I'm doing this much, but I don't know the rules yet.
Good, good, good.
Yoshimoto's dog.
Now, please open the box of the pendulum dog.
Yoshimoto's dog.
(dog barking)
Yoshimoto's dog.
(dog barking)
Yoshimoto's dog.
(dog barking)
Yoshimoto's dog.
(doorbell ringing)
Hey!
Oh, no.
I wanna scratch my butt!
(dog barking)
Scratch my butt!
Matsumoto-san, this is...
Speaking of dogs, we have to scratch our butts.
I see.
Let's see how much we can scratch our butts.
(dog barking)
Do you separate who gets bitten and who gets bitten?
(dog barking)
He is biting him
(dog barking)
I see
This is what happens when there are too many big dogs
That's right
I'm glad
There are cases like that
That's right
Please have a seat
You are trained
I am trained
Butt scratching time
Butt scratching
(dog barking)
You are doing it slowly
You were doing it more
Wait
(dog barking)
Please go back
You are doing it mentally
That's weird
Next is karaoke time with big dogs
Welcome
What does this mean, Matsumoto san?
Since they are big dogs, they may not be able to speak
I see
I want you to try it with big dogs' feelings
Let's go
Here is the first song
(dog barking)
What's up?
Help me!
Wow! It's a big dog!
A big dog!
A very big dog!
It's good!
It's good, it's good!
Why don't you understand?
They are young and they know the rules.
Oh, I see.
They know the rules.
They are smart dogs, so I think they know the rules.
Oh, I see.
Here is the next song!
(dog barking)
A very big dog!
Wonderful!
It's wonderful!
I think it was wonderful!
I think so, too.
Oh, you do?
Yes, I'm recording both songs now.
Oh, you are?
Yes, I am.
Okay, let's move on to the next song!
A very big dog!
Okay, let's get started!
If you can't cheer, you'll grow taller, right?
If you can cheer...
That's right, that's right.
Please do it.
Let's go! Here is the next song!
Great!
Big dog! Big dog! Big dog!
Let's go! Here is the next song!
Big dog! Big dog! Big dog!
Yoshimoto's dog
You didn't know, did you?
He was singing
Was it hard for you to hear?
What's up?
You'll do it, won't you?
It looks like you'll do it
You'll do it, won't you?
Here is the next song
You didn't know, did you?
Yoshimoto's dog
(mimicking)
MECCHO GOTOKEN!
(mimicking)
MECCHO GOTOKEN!
That was great, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
I think we earned a lot of points.
Yes, it was great.
I feel better now.
Right?
Yes.
Huh?
I feel better now.
Do you still have karaoke?
Yes, I do.
The next song is...
Oh, I see.
MECCHO GOTOKEN!
Good!
It's been a while.
Is it good?
Good, good, good.
MECCHO GOTOKEN!
Come on!
Great
It was great
Are you okay with this corner?
I don't wanna take a rest so let me go
Please calm down
All right
Louder time!
This is Ogawa's style.
His voice is...
OK, that's enough.
That's good.
What's wrong?
That's...
That's... That's...
That's not good.
Are you OK?
What's wrong?
Is it sanguine?
It's sanguine.
But it's a dog.
Isn't it red?
Yes, it is.
It's red.
That's it.
Let's make it more attractive.
OK.
OK, Fujimoto's voice only!
Turbo time!
Wow!
Great!
That's great!
Great!
That's enough.
Yes, yes!
It's far-fetched.
That's enough.
Hosei's voice only!
Far-fetched time!
Hosei!
He doesn't do anything.
He doesn't do anything!
I see.
Jesse!
(gibberish)
Big Sword Contest Second Half!
(gibberish)
Big Sword will be held in Downtown!
The winner is...
(gibberish)
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