AISubs v3.5
I will definitely make a loud voice.
MONOGOZ glory!
Thank you!
Tonight's "kid's world" is a contest series that put its life on what to wear!
MONOGOZ is released!
Kusutoshi channel!
So far, we have held three contests.
Tonight, we will deliver the main role's famous scene from one of them!
It doesn't matter if it's correct or not.
I want to see if it's correct or not, that's why we're here today.
First, we'll compete on how well you can speak English and comment in English.
English Contest!
The judge will press the button in his hand and Matsumoto will do it.
If you're judged as being good at English, you'll get 10 points!
But, before we start, there's an individual difference in points.
I have 30 points.
That means you have a high potential for kindness.
It's an advantage.
But, Matsumoto-san, it's not good for me to only get 30 points.
Can you divide my points equally among you?
English!
That was great kindness!
Matsumoto-san, I have to do a combination with Inomoto from now on.
Can you divide me from -40 points so we can have equal points?
Bad boy!
It's not like that.
Do you think I'm stupid?
The first segment is...
It's Matsumoto-san's self-interrogation segment.
I'll ask you questions myself.
I want you to answer quickly.
Thank you!
If a puppy is drowning in a river, what will you do for it?
You're quick.
I don't want to think about sad things like that.
English!
I see.
I can't say it outright because of the width of the river and the depth of the water.
But, I'll definitely shout out loud!
I'm thirsty for English!
I wanted to say something powerful like that.
Here it is!
Help me! I'll dry my hair with a hair dryer and keep buying it for the rest of my life!
Very English!
Hair!
Let's change the topic and ask one more question!
Sing an English song!
The theme is "be a good boy and sing a song".
Here you go.
Mom, thank you.
Dad, thank you.
Dad, thank you for working for me.
That's a good song!
Here it comes.
Go home! Sotto kara, sotto kara, kaetara, tearai ugai wa shiyose oze!
What's up with you?
He's such a bad boy!
What's up with you?
I don't know what you said in the beginning.
Next, while guessing what's in the box, they will compete for English or not.
Please be careful not to get hurt.
Hamada-san, you too.
If your hand touches the box, you'll get hurt.
Eiko!
Hamada-san's care is good.
Thank you for saying that.
This is very soft.
The part where you put your hand in.
It's made very gently.
Who made it? Thank you.
Let's go, let's go.
I can't go in there.
I can't go in there. Let's go, let's go.
Staff, thank you very much.
There are six towels.
Bad boy!
He's biting me.
Did it damage you?
Yes, it did.
Next, Hosshan will challenge.
Can I go?
Yes, of course.
Look at the tape.
There's not much left of it.
You don't have to take off the camera.
If you don't have the tape, it's fine.
He's a pretty good boy.
He's good.
He's a good boy.
Yes.
Here is the contents of the next box.
Be careful.
He's a good boy.
Be careful, Hosshan.
Is it this way?
Which way?
He's not a good boy!
I'm scared of him saying "shut up".
There's not much left of it.
It's fine.
I was going to pick you up, but you were there.
I'm sorry for anything.
Be gentle.
He's gentle.
You can do it.
Be gentle.
You can do it.
You can't look down now.
It's out!
Hosshan, look over here!
In front of you!
What are you doing?!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Does it hurt?
What happened?
He bit me.
Really?!
Yes, my friend.
What's inside the box like?
I know it's a creature.
I see.
Can I say it's a living creature?
Yes, you can.
Yes.
Can I say it correctly now?
What do you mean?
I mean...
I know you're confused.
You're confused, right?
You're confusing me.
Next up, Kirin Kawashima.
You can do it.
Let's see what's inside the box.
Here it is!
Kawashima, what's inside the box?!
This is...
Yes, excuse me.
Wow, it looks good.
It looks good.
It's fun.
It looks good.
The contact is still...
Yes.
Be gentle, be gentle.
It's going to fall.
It's falling nicely.
Use your palm, use your palm.
Wow, wow, wow.
Use both hands and stretch it out.
For now, get bitten, quickly.
It's not good!
Usually, when a snake bites your finger,
but today, it's not moving at all and there's no sign of it being bitten.
How will Kawashima overcome this situation?!
Um, well...
Look at it once and use your own finger to get bitten.
Eiko! Eiko!
It's coming out.
Kawashima-kun himself...
It's already...
The size is...
As a slide door, he opened it.
He's holding it normally.
It's okay, it's okay.
Ah, it fell, it fell.
Eiko! Eiko! Eiko! Eiko! Eiko!
Eiko! Eiko!
Wow!
Well, for now...
Let's ask what the correct answer is.
Yes!
I don't know the correct answer.
Eiko! Eiko! Eiko!
Nonokotsu Eiko!
That's wonderful!
Intro, don!
Next, in Intro, don, they'll compete for whether it's Eiko or not!
Ah!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for getting your hands dirty.
Thank you for listening to me.
Kure-na-zumu-machi-to-ka-no-kan-ji-no-monocotsu- mei-ko
What's wrong?
Hang in there.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
You should have done it sooner.
I just remembered something.
Kure-na-zumu-machi-to-ka-no-kan-ji-no-monocotsu- mei-ko
I'm sorry.
Mecha-ei-ko
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
I can't do it anymore.
Mecha-ei-ko
Gaki-no-tsukai Contest Series
Next is...
Contest of how well you can become a real hassai.
Hassai Contest
These five contestants are participating in it.
Let's welcome the first hassai.
Please come in.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Hosei Yamasaki and I'm 8 years old.
I heard you have a special skill. Do you have one?
Yes.
Deo-ri-za-don!
Pokemon! Get it!
Hassai!
He is cute.
Is he cute?
Next Hassai, please!
Please introduce yourself!
I'm Fujimoto from Osaka...
I'm Fujimoto from Osaka!
I'm Hassai!
Hassai!
Fujimoto, do you have a special skill?
Yes!
I can say numbers really fast!
Can you show me?
Yes!
One, ten, hundred, thousand, million, long, short, outside, up, down, complete, vertical, curved, morning, afternoon, sunset, unusual, free number!
Hassai!
Is that Hassai?
Yes, it is.
That's amazing!
That's great!
Next Hassai, please!
Suddenly!
What's up?
Please introduce yourself!
What's up with you?
Please introduce yourself!
I'm Kaichi...
You look very nervous!
That's right!
It's my first time on TV!
That's right!
It's my first time on TV!
I went shopping with my mother before...
Don't cry! Don't cry!
Do you have any special skills?
Well... I can turn my eyelids over!
Be careful!
Are you okay?
Don't worry about it!
Is it working?
It's not working.
Let's stop it.
That's right.
It's okay.
It's working.
Ouch!
What are you doing?
Don't fight.
What are you doing?
Hassai!
Let's start with "Hassai Quiz".
They will answer easy questions like "hassai".
Who is the president of the United States?
My mother said it in the news.
Yes, yes.
My mother said it in the news.
You talk a lot, don't you?
What?
What is it?
What did your mother say?
Didn't she say you shouldn't do bad things?
Bonogatsu Hassai!
Bonogatsu Hassai?
You don't know it, do you?
Okay.
Are you a king?
What?
Are you a king?
What do you mean?
You are a Pokemon Getter, aren't you?!
8 years of business
DONALD!
It's a hint!
You can use it in a card game
Ah! Hanafuda?
Donald Hanafuda is...
Ossan
Shall we move on to the next question?
Yes
What dream did you have yesterday?
Ah! That's a good one!
What dream did you have, everyone?!
Right!
Do you remember it?
Yes, Fumimoto-kun!
Ah! It's huge!
It's eating me!
8 years of business!
What dream did you have?
Ah! Hosei-kun!
Yes!
Pikachu...
Yes!
...got really big...
Yes!
...and it's surrounded by a lot of things...
Yes!
...but Pikachu...
Yes!
...is pooping!
It's pooping!
Ah!
55 years of age!
Ah!
It's a little hard for me to cover up...
Let's move on to the next question!
What is a difficult word you learned recently?
Yes!
Naoki-kun!
"Neighboring buildings"!
That's a good one!
I learned it at school!
Yes, Hosei-kun!
Yes!
Konjac jelly!
55 years of age!
It's 55 years of age!
What is it?!
It's always 55 years of age!
Hey! Come over here!
What's up?
"Sansai" time!
"Sansai" time?!
It's "sansai" time!
What does it mean?
Until now, you were 8 years old...
Yes!
...but now you're 5 years old!
Wow!
You'll be 3 years old!
Wow!
"Sansai" time!
Sansai
From here...
What's going on?
Wow!
What's going on?
Seriously?
From this moment, "Sansai" contest will go to hell!
"Sansai" day!
Reaction!
What's going on?
In front of you, there is a box, right?
Yes!
Inside of the box, there are various goods.
I see!
Looking at them, we'd like you to react like you're 8 years old.
Each of them is different.
Oh, I see!
But before that...
"Sansai" time!
Sansai
"Sansai" time!
Give me your boobs!
What are you doing?
Give me your boobs!
What are you doing?
Give me your boobs!
Sansai
"Sansai" for a while
Last 10 minutes
Good night
I'm glad
I'm tired
Good night
Naoki is still standing
Naoki is exhausted
Naoki can't even lie down
I feel like a salary man
Time up
Komado kun, does your heart hurt?
It hurts
Can you do it?
No, I can't
Kids' Useful Contest Series
Next is...
"How well can you compete against "Hollywood's "the cushion"?"
The audience are these 6 people
First...
Exaggerated Impersonation Contest
So it is...
Exaggerated Impersonation Contest
You do this
So first challenger
Who wants to go? I'll go
What's his answer?
Maybe it's "exaggerated"
It is "exaggerated"
He doesn't care about rules
Tanaka Exaggerated Impersonation
Well then, Mr. Ikko.
Tanaka Exaggerated Impersonation
Good, good
You can't give up yet
It's effective
Tanaka Exaggerated Impersonation
Then, Mr. Toshihiko.
Toshihiko Exaggerated Impersonation
It's cold
It's true
It's cold
Toshihiko Exaggerated Impersonation
Is it over?
I don't think you can go too far
Then, let's go
Fujimo
Toshihiko Exaggerated Impersonation
Then, Mr. Toshihiko.
Toshihiko Exaggerated Impersonation
He's back
Toshihiko Exaggerated Impersonation
That was good
Toshihiko Exaggerated Impersonation
Let's go with Antonio Inoki
Antonio Inoki Exaggerated Impersonation
Oh, that's good.
OK, Fujimo.
OK, Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson Impersonation
That was very funny!
"Michael Jackson Impersonation" contest, next is "Hammer, Hammer Quiz"!
In a simple quiz, you answer "Hammer, Hammer" using only the words you use!
"Who is the military officer who was slandered by Akechi Mitsuhide in "Honnoji no Hen"?"
Ah, Komoto Zakoshi
Ha, Hamama, Hamama
Haha
Go, go, go
Nice, you're using it well
"Please sing a chorus of Yuumin's "Haru yo koi""
Yes, go ahead
Yuumin
Hama, Hama, Hama
Ah, Fujimon Zakoshi
Haru yo koi
Hama, Hama, Hama
Ah, nice
Now, let's go with this one
Gosu Gosu Time
Now, it's Gosu Gosu Time
"As long as you have time, you can say "Gosu Gosu""
Ah, I see
Now, it's Gosu Gosu Time
Gosu, Gosu, Gosu
Now, the next question is...
I'd like you to die
I'll die
What is the highest mountain in Japan?
Please answer in Kamma Kamma
It depends
Hosei Zagoshi
Wow!
Wait a minute
Hosei! Hosei!
If you are not from Sissi
Hurry up!
Zagoshi!
Kamma Kamma
Hosei! Hosei!
OK
Thank you
Here is the question
What is the special move of Son Goku in Dragon Ball?
This is already famous
Tiger!
Zagoshi Tanaka
Please
What?
Ghost Ghost Power
It's too much
Ghost Ghost Power
Next theme tour is
Canada Contest Series
Please look forward to it
Do you know what it is?
Canada Contest Series
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