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Last time on "Gaki no Tsukai Yara" we had Chiki Chiki, Kouki Kaidan, Suzuki Mogura and Shichi Henge!
This time we have 57 people.
I feel like I'm going to get called out for my "bakushou" song again.
Even my shoes.
Stop saying "I know".
Why shouldn't I?
Why do I have to lose one of my fashion items?
Today's guest is Kouki Kaidan!
Thank you for having me!
I'm doing well.
Of course you are.
I didn't think I'd get called out for "shichi henge".
Today we have Mogura.
You have a lot of history.
Who did you dream of becoming a comedian?
Ota-san of "bakushou".
I'll turn you into an emergency staircase!
Please look forward to it.
Mogura!
What do you want to achieve?
I want to exceed 40,000 yen.
You're humble.
I love your "shichi henge".
I was shocked when I first saw it in elementary school.
Elementary school!
Which one in particular?
The white one.
The white one with blue paint.
I want to exceed that.
I've heard rumors that you're "kamikai".
I didn't know!
What should we do?
Is there any good restaurant in Osaka?
What do you mean?
There is nothing.
I have become beautiful.
You have become beautiful?
Are you two okay?
I don't like this.
You know a lot of good restaurants.
What is good in Osaka?
Kushi-katsu.
What are you doing?
First of all,
first of all,
introduce yourself to him.
What should I do?
I am
I am a super magician
who can't get her head up.
I am
I am a super magician
who can't get her head up.
Thank you.
Next, say the most exciting magic in front of that meat doll.
Magic of putting out a flag.
Good boy.
Next, show us the most embarrassing witchcraft.
Please forgive me.
I'll break your sunglasses.
I'm sorry.
I can't use my hands.
Could you pull this scarf for me?
Slowly.
Slowly, please.
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
What are you doing?
You idiot!
I'm sorry.
That's enough. Come back here.
I'm sorry.
I'll punish you.
Thank you very much!
Oh my!
It's soup.
I'm going to get beaten up by a bomb.
I had an idea.
Mr. Matsumoto, please put it in.
Oh my!
I'm a pervert.
What should we do?
What is Matsumoto vs Kurazushi price battle?
I'm jealous of you.
Have you ever said it?
Of course.
Really?
Oh my!
I'm so hungry.
Oh my!
I only have 30 yen left.
I can't eat cream bread.
Can you do something about cream bread?
Cream bread is the best.
Oh my!
Yes.
I'm Kimura of the telephone service.
Hello.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
Can you tell me your telephone number?
Are you Matsumoto?
Do you know him?
He's a very rich and wonderful man.
I'm sorry.
He doesn't have a registered number.
It's a loss.
It's a loss, Masayoshi.
I'm just borrowing your money.
I'm sorry.
I can't do more than this.
Is that so?
I see.
What is it?
I can't eat an American bread for 30 yen!
I can't help it...
Yes, this is Yoshida of the telephone service.
I'm a bit of a poor man.
Can you tell me the number of Kokoriko's performance?
Is he a comedian?
Oh, is he a comedian?
He doesn't have any pride for his jokes.
Strictly speaking, he's a TV talent.
You know Kokoriko's performance, don't you?
Recently, the number of regulars is decreasing little by little.
But, you know, if a wife starts a blog suddenly...
...or if she has a child on YouTube, she can make some money.
I'm sure you have something to do with it.
Yes, I do.
The telephone number you have dialed is...
...zero...
...no...
...desu.
The telephone number you have dialed is...
...zero...
...no...
...zero...
...no...
...desu.
All right!
If I go to that place, I'll be able to pay back about 100,000 yen.
All right!
This is terrible!
The phone number is serious!
He was complimenting me!
I was surprised!
It's fun, isn't it?
Of course!
Hurry up. The show's about to start.
Thank you for waiting.
Ramen is ready.
Leave it there.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Thank you for waiting.
I have to hurry. It's about to start.
(sniffing)
(growling)
Hey! Ryota!
Ryota, hey!
Hey!
Ryota!
I was going to say it when I looked over there.
What is that?
What is it?
Ryota...
Is there such a name over there?
(laughter)
His son. His son.
Is he there?
I hope you're safe and sound, drone.
Thank you very much.
He's here.
Hey, Kimura, what's wrong? Don't stop working.
President, I'm sick of it.
Making the same thing every day.
I'm quitting this company.
Hey, Kimura!
What was your dream when you were a kid?
To be an astronaut.
Hey, Kimura, this is...
Actually, I was told not to let it out by the orderer.
But this part is...
It's a rocket part.
No, it's the one at the bottom of the [ __ ]!
Nakimura
Can you make it fly to space?
Or just turn it into junk?
It's all up to you!
Kimura, it wants to fly to space too!
To space! It wants to go to space!
It's just luck!
It's not luck!
Don't blow it!
What was that?
It was a counterattack.
Kimura did a great job.
It was wonderful.
No. 18, "Tanaka's Penalty Game," 100 times in a row.
I see.
It's not "I see."
You can't do it.
I can do it.
Can you do it?
Ah...
No...
As I thought, gyoza...
Utsunomiya's gyoza are the best!
No, no, no, no!
The best one is...
Hamamatsu gyoza!
The best one is...
Utsunomiya's gyoza!
The best one is...
Hamamatsu gyoza!
Utsunomiya's gyoza are the best!
Where is Utsunomiya?
Tochigi!
Tochigi...
You country bumpkin!
You don't know the taste of gyoza!
Shut up!
Hamamatsu is a country bumpkin!
Don't make fun of Tochigi!
Huh?!
Do you know where Hamamatsu is?
Hamamatsu is...
Um...
Yamaha...
Headquarters...
It's a city!
Yamaha's headquarters or not doesn't matter in a city!
Utsunomiya's gyoza are the best!
What are you doing, you bastard?!
Hamamatsu's gyoza are the best!
Utsunomiya's gyoza are the best!
Hamamatsu's gyoza are the best!
Utsunomiya's gyoza are the best!
Hamamatsu's gyoza are the best!
Utsunomiya's gyoza are the best!
You idiot show off your gyoza!
My gyoza and my sauce tastes the same in your mouth!
(speaks Rafael)
(sounds like "what?" in Spanish)
It's a tanuki!
A tanuki!
It was a tanuki!
A tanuki is a truly horrible creature!
It exists!
I can't believe it!
Did you know about it?
It was a tanuki!
Leave it to a stranger who doesn't know where it came from.
That's true.
Get out of here, Haku!
That's true.
ROUND ONE
[Laughter]
You're the worst.
[Laughter]
It's black.
[Laughter]
It's black.
It's amazing.
Why do you use that color?
You're a real tanuki.
[Laughter]
[Applause]
Wow.
It's amazing.
It's really fun.
I don't need a mosaic.
I don't need it.
It's black.
What is it made of?
It's round.
I don't know.
What is it made of?
It looks like a burnt sweet potato.
Thank you for your hard work.
Oh, no.
I have to call my mother.
Excuse me, everyone.
I have to call my mother now.
I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about recording.
Could you be quiet for a moment?
Excuse me.
I'm not a station store clerk.
I'm a real mother.
I'm sorry.
Yes, it's Suzuki.
Oh, mom?
Hello?
Oh, hello, mom?
Yes.
Oh, sorry, sorry. What were you doing?
I was sleeping.
Oh, you were sleeping?
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Um, I'd like to ask you something.
What is it?
Um, I'm going to be a musical instrumentist.
Oh.
Do you know?
I know.
Have you seen it before?
Um, I don't think so.
I've seen it briefly, but I might have seen it before, but I've forgotten it.
It's been years.
Oh, you haven't seen it even once?
I might have seen it once or twice, but I've forgotten it.
It's been years.
Oh, really?
You're from downtown, aren't you?
What?
You're from downtown, aren't you?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
So, you're from downtown, but you're also from Kokoriko.
Oh.
There's another guy who often wears an ukappa's wig.
Hosei, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not a wig.
What?
That's not a wig?
That's not a wig.
Yeah.
Um, is there anyone you like the most among the members of Gaki no Tsukai?
I don't remember.
No, you just said it.
Among downtown, Kokoriko, and Hosei...
Hosei.
Oh, you like Hosei the most?
Yeah, yeah.
Why?
Because he looks funny.
He looks funny?
He looks like he's having fun.
Oh.
Yeah.
Don't talk so fast!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Also...
By the way, did you have a favorite celebrity?
How many times do I have to tell you?! You're so persistent!
A favorite celebrity...
It's Kiyoharu and Kubozuka Yosuke!
What?!
Kiyoharu and Kubozuka Yosuke!
Kiyoharu and Kubozuka Yosuke?!
How many times do I have to tell you?! You're so persistent!
Then, which one of them did you like?
Kubozuka Yosuke! I told you the other day!
Why?
You're crazy!
No, I mean, why?
Because you're cool!
Which part of me is cool?
Your face and your style.
Oh, I see.
You're crazy!
No, I mean, did you have a favorite celebrity?
Shut up! You're so persistent!
You're crazy!
No, I'm not crazy! I don't like...
You don't like...
Hey, Mom?!
She's mad!
You're crazy!
I'm sure that phone call was suspicious.
Yes, it was.
She hung up!
She's mad!
Are you okay, Tomasa?
We'll call you back later.
She must have felt something weird, Mom.
And with that, we're in 15th place with 45,000 points!
Thank you!
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