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Tonight's "kid's talk" is...
Hey, you!
You lost in that explosion, didn't you?!
Hey, what's going on?!
No, no, no!
The 24-hour long interview with Oideyasu Oda, a scream- and-jerk entertainer, is complete!
Do you have an actor's name or something like that?
This picture is coming out as a joke.
In his childhood, driven by nightmares...
The shape of it is like a huge wasp.
It has all kinds of thorns.
And he's driven by those monsters every day.
In his middle school and high school, he became obsessed with comedy.
I think it was when I started watching "downtown" and stuff like that.
Tell me a joke that was popular in high school.
Tonight's "kid's talk" is...
I'm a woman.
I've always been a woman.
I'm a woman of human form.
The interview is a joke, but it's super chaotic!
Someday someone's going to die.
(Someone's going to die.)
Once again, let's hear about your high school days.
When you were in high school, did you have any dreams for the future?
Well, it was around high school that I wanted to be a comedian.
Did you feel like you were a comedian when you were in high school?
It was out of the blue.
Did you like the downtown that shocked you when you were in middle school?
Oh, I loved it.
However, Oda didn't have confidence in his comedy and stepped down from college.
Which college did you go to?
Osaka Electrical Communication University.
And?
I went there because I wanted to be a professional designer.
I did things I wasn't interested in every day and hated studying.
I didn't have any friends in middle school.
I did have one friend in basketball.
His name was Miyashita.
While he led a glamorous and seamless campus life,
two years ago, something happened that led Oda to become a comedian.
I introduced basketball to Miyashita in front of about 600 first-year students.
He was dribbling and I thought he was going somewhere.
But Miyashita took it.
Miyashita, who is an amateur, made a fool of himself and Oda felt it as a role of Tsukkomi.
With this successful experience, Oda began to be more aware of his job as a comedian.
He decided to drop out of college.
It was a sudden emotion.
I was eating lunch in the park because I had no friends in the morning.
I was eating lunch in the park every day.
One day, I didn't like it anymore.
I didn't like it at all.
I didn't want to continue it from tomorrow.
I dropped out of class in the afternoon and went to pick up NSC's Panfet Gansho, which is a laughing stock in Namba.
In this way, Oda jumped into NSC at the age of 21.
He took the first step as a comedian, but...
It was a thorny road that awaited him.
It was past eight in the afternoon.
Please prepare something special for Oda in the late evening.
I took out Oda's favorite Hamanakko.
Really?
Wow!
Unagi Kabayaki Bento
Hamanakko, an Unagi Kabayaki specialty store where Oda, who lives in Komae, visits on special days.
In order to motivate Oda, who was tired, he took out Unagi Kabayaki Bento.
At that time, were you evaluated for your sense of humor from others?
It's delicious!
Answer me!
He was waiting for me to eat it.
It's really good!
I'm glad.
It's a good kebab and it cheers me up.
Now, let's listen to his story about NSC enrollment.
Have you been scolded by NSC since then?
Not at all.
It was formed after it became a pin game.
Before that, when it was a combination game, it was like "character banzai" and I screamed like that, but I didn't actually introduce it as a main story.
By the way, who did you form a combination with?
As soon as I graduated from NSC, I formed a combination called "monster hunter nishimori" and "jabara" for a year and a half.
Then I returned and became a pin.
I formed a combination called "okushige" of "lima" drama crew and "dobin" for four and a half years.
When you form a combination and try "manzai" or "content", it doesn't come out exactly.
In the ninth year of its history, "pin game" "oideyasu oda" was born.
However, the result should not come out immediately.
"show race" "r-one grand prix" also lost the semi- final six years in a row.
It was a mess.
Auditions were also in the form of gong show, but the MC of the audition was a junior.
I remember it very strongly.
I was dressed like a bandit, and I didn't have anyone to laugh at me, and I was dropped by a gong show, and I had "kamaitachi" on my sleeve, but I couldn't see it.
But I did it as much as I could and knew my limits and decided to quit.
Two words of "retirement" that night.
It was that existence that held such a broken heart.
As a result, I didn't quit because I hadn't worked with downtown once.
If I was cooperating in some weird special edition or something like that, I might have quit.
After all, I entered this school because I admired downtown, so I have to cooperate about once.
I couldn't quit after all, that was my motivation at the beginning of my career as a pin game entertainer.
With that thought alone, he improved his pin game and won many times in R-1 Grand Prix.
Moreover, he won first place in M-1 Championship last year and gained a lot of fame.
He also cooperated with downtown.
This video is also watched by downtown.
Unajuu is flattened at once and Oda raises his gear.
Do you have any episodes from when you were a pin game entertainer?
In Newtria, there was a mouse, a big mouse living in South America.
What did you do when you came across Newtria?
I got my leg caught, but it didn't do much damage.
First of all, I fought with my leg like this.
Then I came up and did like this!
Could you draw your wife's face?
Is she mad at you?
No, she's not mad at me.
She's not mad at me.
She understands me. She's just tired of me.
She's not mad at me at all.
Are you done?
Don't you need a color?
Please give me a color, too.
I can only use black, so I can't draw a breakup scene.
She's mad at you, no matter how you think about it!
What's your name?
I'm Miki-chan.
What's your name, Oda-san?
I'm Gyo-chan.
Pardon?
What's your name?
Gyo-chan.
Although he can see, he answers sincerely to the question.
And finally, he folds it up.
Suddenly, something strange happens to Oda.
I ate too much.
It's hard.
It seems that he ate too much eels at once.
That's all you can say?
Oda-san, what do you want to do most now?
I want to go home.
Let me out of prison.
I only enjoy peeing.
Is this human nature?
Fourteen hours have passed since the interview began.
Oda is getting tired.
What's more...
I'm out of breath.
I'm out of breath and now it's my turn.
This interview is...
Can't you hear me?!
We will continue talking and singing.
Do we have to do this until we wake up?!
In the afternoon's interview, there is a possibility of bad compatibility.
What happened?
In the R-1 Grand Prix, you won the championship several times.
How do you feel about it?
I don't like it anymore.
What does it mean?
Can you answer my question?
This is a 24-hour interview.
How do you feel about being regular in the final of R-1 Grand Prix?
Please answer me.
How do you feel about being regular in the final of R-1 Grand Prix?
I'm very angry about how you said "regular in the final of R-1 Grand Prix".
How do you feel about being regular in the final of R-1 Grand Prix?
I'm very angry about how you said "regular in the final of R-1 Grand Prix".
It's not "regular in the final of R-1 Grand Prix"!
Who is your favorite comedian?
I don't know.
He doesn't listen at all and doesn't say "regular in the final of R-1 Grand Prix".
Therefore, he introduces a special interviewer and measures the situation.
Thank you for your hard work.
Who is it?
Thank you for your hard work.
You look tired.
We came all the way to Tokyo.
Please don't say that.
Oda is Oda's most trusted junior.
Did you come from Tokyo or Osaka?
Does it have anything to do with you?
What do you mean "I was waiting for you"?
What did you say?
- I don't know what time it is. - What's up with you?!
Your voice is small, too.
With Akina's appearance, Oda started to regain his usual smile.
From now on, I'm going to ask the viewers some questions they want to ask Oda.
I'd like you to answer those questions.
They are...
I'd like you to answer those questions.
You're full of energy.
The other day, I overslept at work.
Please cheer me up.
What?!
- "What?" - That's not good.
- He's depressed. - That's not good.
People often think of Oda-san who moves around a lot.
- Oda-san who moves around a lot... - Oh, you skipped it!
- What happened? - I must have been tricked.
I'd like to know about your flexibility.
- Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! - Where?
Could you open your mouth a little more?
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch!
What is your goal?
- Okay. - What are you doing?
- Hey! - Are you serious?
At 3 a.m.,
he says goodbye to Akina and goes to a bar.
He asks about the band members.
- Do you go to a bar with Matsumoto-san, who you admire? - No.
I don't want to see behind God's back.
By the way,
Nodder Crystal of Magical Lovely
had a meal with Matsumoto-san last year.
It's been like a burning firewood for about a month.
I don't know if I can achieve it.
I've gone too far.
I'm sure it will be like that.
I don't want to say it. I refuse it.
Have you learned anything from Hamada-san as a bard?
First of all, I haven't succeeded in anything.
I think I have only failed at a couple of things.
In a good way...
Not that.
Like, if damien tried to song me, he would sing it for me.
The "Ham, ha, ham", "ham and... "
It's very minor.
What do you think of Moses?
Moses is interesting.
I don't think Moses knows this, but I admired him a lot.
It's my first time saying this, too.
Twenty years ago, there was a show that Imada and Matsumoto were doing called "Time of Laughter".
The project of recruiting the Hosei Army in Yamasaki began with "Time of Laughter".
I was really worried about whether to do a story or join the Hosei Army.
I admired Hosei so much that I thought of a way out of my life there.
Oda talks passionately about his feelings for the members.
Without knowing it, the pace of drinking increased rapidly.
And...
What was the most crazy project you've ever done?
No, this is it!
This is disgusting.
Is this human-to-human interaction?
What is this?
It's serious.
I'm only looking forward to peeing.
Is this a human?
It's not fun to pee.
Eighteen hours from the beginning.
Return to the room and resume the interview.
Thank you for your cooperation.
The interview will continue.
What do you think about the recent BPO issue?
What is the BPO issue?
Did Akira go home?
What do you think about the recent BPO issue?
Did Akira go home?
What do you think about the recent BPO issue?
18 hours from the beginning
Oda in low water state
At last
Do you think that variety shows have become difficult?
Oda san
I've never seen your face like that!
Don't make that face!
A new song is coming out!
What is it?
Oda san
What is it?
Please answer me, Oda san
What is it?
Please answer me
What is it?
Oda san
This is bad!
Will Oda be able to achieve 24 hours?
Oda san
This is a little strange, isn't it?
What do you think about it?
Oda san, please take a bath
What is it?
Please show me your naked face
How many kinds of glasses do you have?
I told you, didn't I?
Four kinds
While fighting against the sudden rain
They are getting closer to the goal
And
The sun rises and the city starts to move
What kind of sun is it?
It looks like a solar system
It's a moving sun
I'm going to die
How many times are you going to say it?
Someday, someone is going to die
Only a little more until 24 hours
At 9 a.m., the interview is about to begin
How many glasses do you have?
Are you serious?
Are you kidding me?
Are you serious?
If you were an idol, what catchphrase would you use?
Are you kidding me?
Do you believe in God?
What?
Shouldn't you process it?
You don't have to tell me
Do you believe in God?
Not really
24 hours will be completed soon
What have you done or said in these 24 hours?
I haven't done anything
I got kicked out of here as soon as possible
I have a lot of things I want to say
Please tell me now
It's a crazy schedule
We have only watched one hour of your editing
I would like you to watch other 23 hours more
It's really hard
I don't want to do it again
Oda answers 3346 questions in 24 hours
This is the last question
There is more?
What was your life like in 24 hours?
Thank you for watching
I think it would have been nice if only one flower could have bloomed, but no one can do it, so I think it was good for the time being.
24 hours completed
I received a phone call from my wife who does not give it to me.
This is a joke.
This is abnormal.
Look at my arms.
Which one is the right arm?
I forgot.
What are you thinking about?
I don't have much to say, so it's over.
Whose hand is it?
It's a sweet tabete.
It's bitter.
I did it.
Let me go home.
I'm going to die.
Can I puke?
You can't.
Even though I've been holding it in for about an hour, I'm going to puke.
Look at it for yourself!
Kouhan, you're amazing!
Huh?
You have a bad attitude.
I don't remember.
What is this?
What is it?
It's disgusting.
Everyone told me about it.
It's the first time I've seen it.
You can do it again next week.
No way!
No one has done it twice.
That's right!
There's no one who's done it twice!
It's a little longer!
It's up ahead!
I want to see it up ahead!
You can't see it up ahead!
But you can't look at it on camera!
It's meaningless!
What's the point of it?!
I'm just looking forward to puking!
Seriously!
(laugh)
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