AISubs v3.5
Will the five of you have the same feelings?
Meet up without smartphones!
The theme is "Oasis in the city".
I have no problem with this.
I wonder if we have the same feelings.
Each of you will fly a taxi to the place you think of.
Shall we meet up at the top of the hill?
This is nice.
This is like "Oasis in the city".
That's what I told you.
Are you stupid?
In the first theme, not one of you will meet up.
Next, a huge pedestrian bridge.
Hey!
Who is it?
Hey!
In this theme, Matsumoto and Enzo will meet up.
It's definitely here.
It fell!
But on the other hand...
It fell!
Will it stop?
But it doesn't seem like it will stop.
Shut up!
It's hot.
It's really hot.
There are four of you!
Four of you!
How many of us are here?
Here is where you are right now.
What will happen in the end?
I have nothing to do with this.
No, no, no.
Stop it!
Stop saying things like that!
An hour and a half from the start,
the four of you will meet up at a distance of about two kilometers.
It's a big chance!
Will they make use of it?
The theme is...
Two...
I don't know.
This is really difficult.
There was another one around here.
No, I don't go there often.
This is difficult.
I saw it at first.
It's there.
I can see it clearly.
This is really...
It's really far from the top.
Yes, yes.
So, far from the top,
we follow the memories of Fujisoba.
Is that Fujisoba?
It's near Bancho.
What street is it?
It's Nihon TV Street.
Yes, it's Nihon TV Street.
You all come to Nihon TV Street every week for recording.
Do you want to go to Bancho?
Yes, yes.
We go to Nihon TV Studio.
We go to Bancho, Chiyodaku.
But, they are worried about one thing.
Was it Fujisoba?
It's not clear.
I'm worried about it.
What should we do?
We don't have any memories of Fujisoba.
If it's only Fujisoba,
there is one in Ebisu.
Is it okay to go there?
Considering Hamada and Yamagi...
I'm sorry.
They should look for it near where they are now.
It's 5 o'clock.
Then, they go to Ebisu where Hamada and Hosei are.
At that time...
Fujisoba is there, isn't it?
It's there.
Do you expect me to go there? We're in Shibuya.
Then we have no choice but to go around this area.
Fujisoba is there.
Ebisu, let's walk and go.
Matsumoto's aim is obvious.
But there's one mistake.
Around Ebisu Station, there are three Fujisoba shops.
The fate of which shop you choose will change.
From Ebisu Station, it's only one kilometer away.
Tengenji.
They're in Shibuya. Yamachan's in there.
They're in Yendou.
We have the same idea.
The answer is...
I only go there once in a while, but it's close.
Matsumoto and Yendou are together,
so either of them is saying it.
It's close, right?
Is it wrong?
The four people who are close to each other are looking for each other.
Will the four of them get along at once?
I'm sorry, but I still...
I can't read people who didn't come here at this big intersection.
It's like a high school student taking a middle school entrance exam.
Let's put up with it one more time.
If it's easy, it's a little...
I really have to say it.
There are things you can joke about and things you can't joke about.
If you can't joke about it, you can't do it.
If you can't joke about it, it's a big problem.
I don't think you should do either of them.
Around that time,
this project's number one problem solver, Tanakawa...
Whether or not that's Fujisoba...
I don't have confidence.
Wait a minute.
I'm a little nervous.
There are Fujisoba, Yudetaro, Komoro Soba and many other Soba shops around there.
If it's not Fujisoba, it's a big problem.
But I have no choice but to compete there.
At that time, Ebisu's Hosei...
Come on, please. Someone come here.
And then...
There it is.
I didn't even notice it.
It's over there, right?
Sorry, but I'm going to Fujisoba over there.
Hosei goes all the way to Daikan-yama-ten, which is located south of Ebisu Station.
I found it!
Here it is.
It's Fujisoba.
Will Daikan-yama-ten leave the base or leave Kyoto?
Around that time...
I think we should do it for about 3 people.
Finally, Matsumoto and Endo go to Ebisu.
We have to do it here.
Please do it for me!
Do you need this?
Yes, I do.
I'll get the camera.
Camera!
I'll get the camera.
Which Fuji-soba did they get off from?
I think Fuji-soba is difficult for everyone.
I don't think anyone will get this one.
No way!
That's amazing!
This place is amazing!
If you think about it from a variety of perspectives, this is it.
This is where you stand out the most.
I called a little and...
Hamada-san, Tengenji...
me, Ebisu...
and you two, Shibuya...
We're going nearby.
We're going to look for it nearby.
It's easy to understand.
It's really good!
Around that time, Hamada was almost there.
Before leaving, he looked at himself like this.
But...
since Matsumoto and Endo are together...
either of them must be saying it.
The answer is...
now!
Hamada-san, I saw it.
You saw it?
Yes.
You saw it, but no one saw it.
No way!
Seriously?
Do you want to see it?
I don't want to see it.
That earthquake...
and...
where is this?
If Matsumoto and Endo are together, then one of them must be saying it.
Isn't it? It's close to Yoshimoto, isn't it?
Isn't this it?!
And with that, passing through Ebisu...
Shinjuku!
Wait, which Fujisoba are we going to?
"Which" and "before"
The store we're heading to might be Fujisoba or not is also suspicious.
Question one, Sanaka.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- This is it, right? - Yes, it is.
- It's around the middle of the descent. - Yes, around the middle of the descent.
It's close.
- About 20 to 30 metres. - Right?
- With my right hand. - Right hand.
- No, I'm counting on you. - Yes, we're counting on you.
Their intentions are already shaky.
At least let it be Fujisoba!
It's close.
- Which one is it? - Oh, it's this one!
- Oh, it's broken. - It's broken.
- Oh, it's this one! - Oh, it's this one!
- It's boiled taro. - It's boiled taro.
No, but...
- It's boiled taro, right? - No, but...
- Sanaka-san, you can't think of anything else, right? - No, I can't.
For now, let's get off.
- Let's get off. - No, no.
A big failure that they can't even protect their topic!
- I can't do this anymore. - The purpose of their meeting plan collapses!
I've had enough of this!
It's clearly written here.
It says "boiled taro".
I'm scared! I'm scared! I don't like it anymore! I really don't like it! I really don't like it! I can't do this anymore!
And with that, the time is up!
I don't like this!
Hello!
Um...
I've been waiting for you for a long time!
Oh, I see. It was a little crowded.
Well, then I'll ask you to go this way, but...
Endo, Yamadaji, and the three of you have arrived!
We've arrived!
Hosei's rendezvous.
We've arrived!
It's in the corner of Ebisu.
It's in the corner of Ebisu South Exit.
It's in the corner of Ebisu.
Where is Yamada?
Oh, I'm in Shinjuku.
What?
Where in Shinjuku?
It's just in the corner of Beiji Street and Yasukuni Street.
It's near the head office.
I see, I see.
So, where is Yamada?
I've been thinking about you, too.
It's near Kouji Town Bancho Stadium.
Kouji Town?
Yes.
You're making me laugh.
I made a mistake in the store.
What do you mean?
You made a mistake in the store?
What did you make a mistake in?
I came to Yudetaro.
What?
Yudetaro?
Yes.
There's Yudetaro at Bancho Stadium!
No, this is a problem.
I was about to hit you.
I'm sorry.
I see.
We should have gone to Yudetaro.
It's impossible.
Can we go to Yudetaro?
I'm really sorry about this.
See you.
I'm really sorry.
Tanaka, you're amazing.
You went to Yudetaro at Kouji Town.
I'm speechless.
Two hours and twenty minutes from the start.
Three of them have gathered, and only Hamada and Tanaka are left.
What is the next topic?
One, two...
Wow, it's difficult.
Concert venue.
Is it Padghana?
One, two...
Budokan.
Yes, yes, yes.
Where is it? Budokan.
No, this is...
Shibukawa.
This is Yokohama Marina, isn't it?
Yokohama Marina.
Let's not go there.
It's strange.
Let's not go on an adventure here.
No matter how I think about it...
One, two...
Isn't it one, two?
Speaking of concerts...
It's Budokan, isn't it?!
Isn't it?!
Hamada is at Nippon Budokan.
Matsumoto and Tanaka head for Shibuya High Street.
At this point, there are only two options left for Tanaka.
There are a lot of options.
Shibuya High Street.
Hibiya.
Yaon.
Nakano Sun Plaza.
But...
Isn't it one, two?
Should we get on it?
Let's think about it after we get on it.
Right? Let's get on it.
Which one of them will get on it?
Or will all of them be empty?
Matsumoto and Tanaka head for Shibuya High Street.
But it's close.
Shibuya High Street is...
Shibuya High Street is better.
Shibuya High Street is at the top, isn't it?
But I...
I don't know about Hamada...
I feel like I'm going to Nihon Budokan.
- Right? - Yeah.
There's Budokan, too.
Nihon Budokan and Nakano Sun Plaza are in Japan, too.
- Yeah. - Nakano Sun Plaza is...
Yeah.
If I go to Nakano from here, I'll never go to a beauty salon.
On the other hand, Hamada has this prediction.
If I go to Budokan and Tanaka joins me, it'll be the worst.
I feel like I'm going to a dome.
- But you're finally back in the center. - Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, I said I'd stay in Yudetaro.
The theme is a concert venue.
Tanaka has two options left.
Shibuya High Street or Nihon Budokan?
- I'm not sure. - What are you not sure of?
Well...
Yoyogi Kanato.
- Yoyogi Daiichi Gymnasium. - Right.
And Shibuya Orchard Hall.
- That sounds classic. - Yeah, it does.
And...
High Street, of course.
And, of course, Ebisu.
- There are three of us. - We'll go together.
- We'll go together.
Other than that, I can't think of anything else.
Besides a concert venue...
- If you had to choose one near the construction site... - Yes?
- Wouldn't it be near Budokan? - Oh!
Budokan was there!
It's a place of rock.
- But Budokan didn't come up in my head. - Really?
Yeah.
At this point, the line for Nihon Budokan has disappeared.
We don't need to know about that.
The three of us going to swim and...
Tanaka and me meeting up at Nihon Budokan...
It's not a big deal.
The distance...
It's pitiful.
Right?
At that time, Masumoto and his friends went to Shibuya High Street.
At that time, three hours had passed since the beginning.
There's no Nihon Budokan.
No, there's no Nihon Budokan.
There's no Nihon Budokan.
It's been...
Forty minutes.
Yokohama Arena might not have been crowded at that time.
No, it's not like that anymore.
I'm afraid of that.
Why did you go to Yokohama Arena?
The sky was the only thing I could think of.
The sky was the only thing you could think of.
At Nihon Budokan or Shibuya High Street...
If you ask me now, it's like that.
Excuse me, can we go now?
I'm scared.
You're trying to cut it off yourself.
Can we go now?
You're trying to cut it off yourself.
I'm a little hungry.
It hurts.
Can we go now?
It hurts.
Let's go together.
Let's go!
Let's go somewhere else.
At that time...
It's not here.
It's usually here.
At Nihon Budokan where no one is there...
The tension is dropping.
That's enough.
On the other hand...
There is still a chance of reunion.
Tanaka heads for Shibuya.
He was forced to choose between the three concert venues.
Is there an NHK hall?
There isn't.
Is NHK hall and Shibuya high street different?
It's close, but it's different.
I see.
- I'm not sure. - I'm not sure, but I'll stop you.
The fourth team to come here.
Four concert venues are 400 meters in radius.
Is it Shibuya high street where Matsumoto and his friends are waiting?
Or is it where Tanaka landed?
I've never been there.
Please, I'm begging you.
I've been there and it's boiled.
- If you don't give me a penalty... - I'll give you a penalty.
- Let's boil it.
This one?
(Shibuya high street)
I've been there.
- I've been there. - You've been there.
- Thank you for waiting for me.
- But I'm glad you came. - Thank you for waiting for me.
- Thank you. - I didn't think you'd come.
The three of you kept saying bad things about Tanaka.
- I'm sorry. - I'll come.
- The concert venue is Shibuya high street. - It's amazing.
- We went to the concert venue. - That's right.
- We thought of the venue. - By the way, there's one more place.
Shibuya Orchard Hall.
- That's crazy. - That's crazy.
- You're crazy.
Time up.
Five people check their location at the same time.
Hello.
We have four people here.
Are you kidding me?
We're waiting in front of Shibuya High Street.
What's Shibuya High Street?
- No, no, no. - Is it a concert?
- Yes, it's Shibuya High Street. - No, no.
When you say concert, you mean Budokan, right?
- No, no, no. - It's here, it's here, it's here, it's here, it's here, it's here.
- No, no, it's not like that. - No, no, it's not like that.
It's a place where many musicians have performed.
- No, no, it's not Shibuya High Street. - No, no, it's not Shibuya High Street.
Shibuya High Street is a place where "the top ten" performed.
- We did. - We did.
- That's not true.
I don't care. My beauty salon has nothing to do with it.
- No, no, no. - No, no, no.
- We're four people here. - Yes. - Okay.
the top ten
Shibuya High Street is...
Machaki!
This time, the topic is...
- This is the last one. - Yes.
- I have no choice but to say "floating". - Me too, "floating".
- One, two... - Wait a minute!
- It's too much and it doesn't come up right away. - It's too much!
There are five main aquariums in Tokyo.
Now, which one will you choose?
- It'll definitely come up, right? - Yes.
- One, two... - Shinagawa Aquarium!
- What do you call it? - Sunshine!
- Wow! - I don't have an aquarium anymore.
- Shinagawa, of course. - I see.
- It's because of its size. - Because of its size...
- Shinagawa and Futakami. - Shinagawa and Futakami.
- But Princeton and Urizoy... - Princeton and Urizoy and Shinagawa...
- Which one do you like more? - Which one do you like more?
- I like... - Which one do you like more?
- Shinagawa and Princeton. - Oh, the one inside?
- Yes. - Yes.
There's also something like Cinecom.
You can go there and watch a movie with your wife.
With your wife?
With my wife or with a different wife.
At that time, the Japanese Budokan...
Ugh...
After much consideration, they came up with an answer.
Should we go home?
That was a good commercial.
- Aqua park. - There it is! Aqua park!
- Where?
Matsumoto and Futakami went to Shinagawa, an aqua park.
- Where's your girlfriend? - You're kidding me.
- Huh? - You're kidding me, right?
- Huh?
- You're kidding me, right? - She's not there.
- She's not there? - Where's Hamada?
- There's no Hamada there.
Ugh, it's getting dark already.
Then...
Where are they headed?
I guess this is how Noppo's first move felt like.
Every time...
If we talk about one more theme, I think we'll talk about a few more themes.
- Because Ikego-gun is... - Ikego-gun is...
- If we talk about it from that perspective...
- Or maybe we'll go to an aqua park that we don't like at all.
Finally, Hamada has arrived at his destination.
Whatever.
I think...
I think... I can't do it today.
Will they be able to meet up with the four of them?
It's impossible for them to go to Kasai
They just moved to Kasai
Kasai
Yudetaro
I'm glad you came
You told me to come
Who is Yudetaro?
Yudetaro
Yudetaro told me to come
I can't say anything
It's amazing
Yudetaro
I'm embarrassed
Can you make it in 10 minutes?
I think I can make it
Yudetaro
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