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I'm the one who understands him the most in the first episode of "Useless Kid"!
You won't make it to the first summer!
I see, I see.
How was it, everyone, this time?
I can't think of any ordinary skills.
Oh, I see. It's certainly difficult.
I had a strong image of winning once.
That's right.
No, it's like it was difficult only this time.
I'll tell you this. You guys are the worst.
You're not elegant at all.
I'm this one.
I'm clumsy.
You're clumsy.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're the one who's clumsy.
You should become a humanist.
Do you mean me?
No, no. I'll say it.
It's all right, really.
The members will buy things according to the guest's tastes and likes and give each other presents!
Don't you think we have good grades?
They did really well.
Sometimes, guests make a mistake.
No way!
I think so.
I'm scared.
Please put it in a flat position.
Let's have him come out.
He is simple.
She is a Yanki character in Osaka dialect.
She is a talent who attracted many people to variety shows.
She is First Summer Weka.
The members will present you the top one-point items that would suit her.
Was it difficult to shoot?
Mika-chan.
I think it's a little like Yankee.
I've drunk it twice in private.
I see.
I don't know if it's always like that.
How about you, Yama-chan?
I'm more confident now.
Really?
What you said today and what you said now are different.
I'm more confident now.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's funny.
First Summer Week
Before the show starts, the five of them go shopping for items that will go well with First Summer Week.
I usually think of an old lady in Osaka wearing a one- piece dress.
Do you usually dress more roughly? Do you wear a baji- like outfit and wear a cap?
I haven't worn it recently.
What?
You haven't worn it recently.
If I wear it, people will say, "Oh, I see."
I don't like that image, but I can't wear it at all.
I've been wearing it like this for a long time.
I don't know if it's too close.
I have a stronger image of Kansai Province, but is there a gap in what I'm aiming for this time?
I don't know what it is.
It's cute.
This is good, too.
I think I can wear it.
Should I buy it for my daughter?
Wika has an image of fashion.
I think she likes flashy colors.
It's cute and nice.
Last time, you and Kyoshu met for the first time again.
I think it's a misunderstanding. I'm really sorry.
Hey, it's a great first summer weeka.
This is also cute. This pumpkin pants is a first summer weeka.
Wow, this will definitely suit you and you will be very happy.
This will definitely suit you and you will be very happy.
Wow, I'm sure I'm confident about this.
This is cute.
My daughter won't do this.
It's really cute.
You're 53 years old, old man.
No, that one item is difficult.
This is different.
No, it's different.
This is pretty good.
What does it say?
It's shiny and it doesn't look old at all.
Headband and bow tie and tail.
If you push it like this,
Mr. Guitar will...
The first summer weeka will take home the first prize.
You can buy it for free.
It's really free.
I don't know how much I'm paying.
Really, I'm fine today.
To be honest, I don't have much trouble choosing clothes.
When I enter the store, I can choose clothes in a minute or two.
I don't spend much time choosing clothes.
Wow!
What is it?
My eyes hurt.
What is it?
Is it a long cardigan?
Is it this?
No, it's not.
Who ate it?
No, it's not.
Who ate it?
No, it's not.
Who ate it?
No, it's not.
What is it?
Please look at me.
Look!
My skin is getting cold.
It's really good!
I see.
What is it made of?
Is it a towel?
Yes, it's a towel.
You can use it after you take a bath.
You can use it for washing dishes.
Matsumoto-san, you're amazing!
You're amazing!
Suika-san, please give it to me.
You don't seem happy about it.
I'm holding it down now.
When women eat canapes, it comes out of their faces.
It's not that much.
It's like a mesh bag.
That's disgusting.
The second person is Hama.
I think it's okay for me to say it like an American.
But it's an Oreo, so it's a little off.
I think it's better for me to say it like an American.
It's a little bit insecure.
But don't you think it suits you?
A little bit design of MA-1.
A little bit bigger.
It suits you.
You usually wear a cap.
You could have an autumn color.
It's like a York dance.
Take it off.
I don't wear it.
You don't have to.
You can't be like a gangster in Osaka.
That's why it suits you.
What do you mean?
It doesn't suit you.
Next is the top 3 that Endo chose.
In Osaka's image, Kansai style is strong.
But it's not like that.
To be honest, I knew it was wrong.
I wore it.
I wore it and expressed it.
Please put it on.
Wow.
I heard you say "wow".
Yes.
What is it?
Really.
No, no, no, no.
It's that pure image.
When you wear it you think "is it this girl?"
Is it this girl?
It's that gap.
That Osaka night out.
No.
It's like that.
It's one piece so it's better if you wear it once.
Is it okay for me to wear it?
Yes, it's easier for you to understand.
Gap.
I'll wear it quickly.
Quickly?
I'll wear it quickly.
Yes, well then.
When you introduce me,
you said "gap" is the hardest thing to understand.
I understand, I understand.
That gap is totally acceptable.
Is it okay?
Endo-san.
Yes, please.
Endo-san.
Wow, you're cute.
Wait a minute.
Your face is already cloudy.
No, no, no.
It feels weird.
No way, I like you a lot.
Look at your face, it's dead.
Next up is the confident Hosei.
Ui-ga-chan's skin is really pretty.
I'm happy.
Plus, she chose you as if you were a doll.
She's trying to earn points.
A doll.
A doll's voice.
That image.
Look at your face when you lost.
What?
What are you doing?
It's coming.
Yes, yes, it's coming.
Yes, yes, yes.
You did it.
You won.
I'll wear it, right?
It's gold.
Hosei-san did it.
He won.
Hosei-san did it.
Yes, please.
No, no, no.
It's good.
It's good, it's good.
It's good.
It doesn't fit the modern times.
Isn't it modern?
It's really good.
It's expensive.
Topps's edition.
The last one is...
Tanaka.
If it's Uika-chan, I can do this much.
Tanaka-san, you opened a new door for me.
I'm scared. I'm looking forward to it.
Excuse me.
I want you to dance a little.
Dance?
What?
I'm scared.
Michael Jackson.
I can't do this.
Wait a minute.
Uika-chan smells like dancing.
That's what people say.
I think you can dance.
Come on.
It's not expensive.
See?
It's not a stage costume.
Halloween will come.
Halloween?
I don't care.
Which is your favorite first summer top among these?
Let's go, Uika-san.
Which is your favorite top?
Please.
This one.
Really?
Please take it off.
Actually, I'm a hamada.
I'm a shibuku.
But you're already a hamada, you're not a hamada anymore.
I cut off a lot of candy.
Oh, really?
I didn't know there was such a thing.
I cut it off.
I don't cut it off.
I didn't know there was such a thing.
I cut it off, I cut it off, I cut it off.
And the second place is...
This one.
In a bad way.
No, it's not.
In a bad way.
Why is it in a bad way?
It's a little offensive.
It's offensive, but it's good.
It's not really a bad choice, it's not a downtown choice.
When I was young, I wore only clothes like this.
It looked good on you.
I want to buy it for myself later.
Let's say the third place.
I'm counting on you.
This is it.
Really?
You're kidding me!
Well, but...
If you say these three commodities, will it be like that?
I like shapes and tastes that are clear.
There wasn't a man who suggested this, was there?
There wasn't.
Right?
I'm going to open a new door for you.
So, which of the top four is your least favorite?
Which is your least favorite?
Well, well, well...
Make sure you choose it.
Well, well, well...
This is it!
I thought so, too.
It's disgusting.
I'm sorry.
It's impossible.
Try it on yourself.
It's impossible even if I wear it.
Is there a difference here?
Yes, please tell me.
There isn't one, but...
Really?
Isn't it too obvious?
There isn't even a comment.
This is bad!
This is the worst!
Some people may like it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Some people may not like it.
Yes.
"Reunion" is a kind of this program.
It's an honor.
It's not an honor, but...
Yes.
I think it's meaningful, but...
I think it's meaningless, but...
It may not even be worth it.
No, no, it's really terrible.
It's sad.
"Reunion" is a comment, isn't it?
It's true.
Are you serious?
"Reunion" is a comment.
For whatever reason, Hosei pays with his own money.
Next is a one-point item that looks good for first summer week.
It's from Hamada, who was in first place earlier.
I went to see Sukajyan first.
I thought it was too close, so I went to Sukajyan.
Sukajyan?
Yes, it's a real one-point item.
I don't have much confidence in it.
It's small, isn't it?
Sukajyan.
Mask.
Yes, it's in season now.
What kind of pattern is that?
It's a dragon pattern.
Dragon is painful, isn't it?
Mask is a must-have item, but...
It doesn't look good.
I think it looks good on you.
It's rough.
Rough?
It doesn't look good in summer?
Yes, it's hot, isn't it?
It's not painful, is it?
It might be warm from now on.
It's rough, so it's not painful.
I don't like roughness.
It's rough, so it's painful.
It's a mask story.
Hosei will introduce it.
Excuse me.
It's big.
It's a little big.
It's a one-point item.
Yes, it's a one-point item.
Please have a look at it.
The bear and the face are the bear's face.
Wow!
What is this?
Is it a movie?
Is it a bear's movie?
It's a bear.
Is it a match with the one-piece earlier?
Is it a match?
That's right.
The one-piece is the best!
It was a hypothesis that it would become a house.
Of course it is!
Wasn't there any other pattern?
There were other colors.
But they were all bears.
What kind of hypothesis is that?
I made a mistake.
Next up is Matsumoto's one-point item.
Well, it's not really a one-point.
I might have challenged it more than before.
You challenged it more than before.
I like this kind of thing.
Oh, no.
What is this?
Is it a tentacle?
Oh, no!
I did it!
No, no, no!
It's totally different!
I did it!
Only a DJ could do it.
That's true.
Or it's an old and new one.
The spandex looks good on you.
Oh, no!
Put one here like this.
Oh, good!
Oh, it's really good!
Oh, no!
Stop it with that face!
Or you can tilt it a little more.
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, cute, cute, cute!
It's really good!
No, no, no!
Next time, it's Yatterman!
Next, today's teacher, Tanaka!
Actually, I'm confident about one-point.
Really?
Yes.
The one before was better, so I think I can do it better.
Really?
Yes.
What is it?
It is not. It is not. It is not. It is a front hanger but you can hang it on a skirt. One point.
No, no, no. Turn it to the side a little.
It is a pattern of my hat.
What is the meaning of it?
Right. You can decorate it like a flashy skirt or something of different nuance.
No, it is too much.
Right, it is a decoration. A decoration, right?
You can also do it here depending on the clothing.
Here.
A front hanger?
Right.
It is absolutely funny.
It is according to the clothing, right?
It is absolutely funny.
What kind of uniform did you wear?
I wore the one you put on at Bickley Donkey.
It's not what you think it is.
One-point item.
The last one is Endo.
I need a mask in my life.
But I don't think wearing a normal mask will make a difference.
I also prepared a mask.
I'm sure you'll like it.
I prepared a mask for you.
I'm sure you'll like it.
Turn around.
It's different from other people's masks.
It's impossible for me to wear it today.
It's unique and can be used for a long time.
It's like powder.
Maybe you should wear it instead of Kokoriko.
What are you talking about?
What is the one-point item that FIRST SUMMER WEEKER likes the most?
What is your favorite one-point item?
It's this one!
It's Sontaku again!
Stop it!
It's Sontaku again!
I can't use it!
Sontaku!
All of you know that it's not Sontaku this time.
So it's the one before?
I think you might not know which one it is.
It was a close call for me, too.
This one is normal.
I don't have anything else but this one.
Really?
You can wear it on your way home.
Thank you.
It's cute.
It's one-point.
You can wear it on your neck, too.
Can you do it?
The second one is...
This one!
Why is that?
Right?
Why is that?
Tanaka-san is always flying around.
I didn't expect it at all.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It's one point to put it diagonally over the skirt.
It's very cute.
Especially in summer.
Right?
It's wet.
She said it.
It's very wet.
She said it.
She said she liked it.
She said it.
It smells like fresh air.
It's okay if it's blue, right?
Next, the third place is...
This one!
Yes!
Panic!
What?
Panic!
Why panic?
At a time like this...
This is bad!
This is panic!
Which is First Summer Weeka's least favourite item?
At which one is it?
Jaja, jaja, jaja, jaja...
Please, I beg you...
I will put it on you. Good morning.
Good morning.
Here it is!
Wow!
Are you that happy?
Really?
Of course.
Can you stop me?
Even if you say 36.2 degrees below zero,
Who the hell are you?
In terms of one point,
I think it would be nice if Amekajinu added one point.
The era is coming. It's catching up.
It was a little early.
It's not good at all, Masku.
I don't know what kind of emotion it should be.
An era like Mad Max won't come.
That's right.
Endo paid for it with his own money.
How was it today?
I was happy.
Thank you for buying it for me.
Did you think about it and buy it?
I expected it.
Is it Tanaka-san?
This time, all my expectations were betrayed.
I was surprised.
I'm a little worried about Endo-san.
I'm worried about Ayen.
I don't think anyone will meet Ayen in this world.
Really?
I'm scared.
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