AISubs v3.5
- Okay, Mr. Wazono. - Yes, yes!
No, no, no. I don't know if it's popular or not.
But the one I like the most is Yanaoka's song.
No, I think the production cost will be greatly reduced.
It's a song with Lou Yanna in it.
Only these five people know about it.
You can't do it with a white brush, can you?
You really can't do it without drinking.
Yes, you're a little tipsy.
You can't do it without singing "yabanno" in this corner. Seriously!
But you're doing a good job, Mr. Hamada.
That's true.
When you got hit by a kelp or something,
I was surprised.
The kelp bottle was amazing.
I didn't know that.
The B.B.O. decided it after seeing it.
Is that so?
It's a laugh that hurts you.
That's right. It was that bad.
The cards you'll use are...
Original cards with various songs written on them.
If you don't have a card like "bamanuki" and you don't have a card in your hand, you'll win.
If you don't win until the end, you'll have to do "muri nandai" written on the card.
First of all, I'd like to start with this "oyagi me".
Then I'll go first.
Go ahead.
Wait a minute.
This is also...
Before we announce the theme,
Please pull out one card from here and show it only to the camera.
Yes.
I'll pull it out.
Yes.
Is it correct?
I'm sorry, but "tenchi" is reversed.
What?
"Tenchi" is reversed.
What is "tenchi"?
You know what it is.
It's fun, isn't it?
You know what it is if you convert it to kanji.
I also wrote "tenchi" in katakana.
You wrote "danbouru ni" in kanji, didn't you?
Then I'll put it aside and show you around here.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Before everyone sees it...
Since you know everything about it, you make me angry.
Why do you make me angry?
You seem like you can do it many times.
That's not the case.
That's why I know about it, so I'll put it aside.
That's impossible.
You do it often.
I do it often.
I'm sorry, but I can't play games with this kind of mentality.
You've been like this for years.
That's not the case.
If you push yourself too hard, you'll end up in weird places again.
"Tanakka"?
Today's theme is "sousakudoyou".
I've done it before.
The title of "sousakudoyou" is written on the card.
If you lose, you have to force yourself to sing the song.
I've done it before.
It's pretty tough.
I absolutely want to lose.
Here is the card.
Matsumoto Revenge Naruka
Here we go.
Wow.
None of them match.
What?
They match.
Wow.
Not bad.
I don't care how many I draw.
Here we go.
Arima All Heat
I'm going to draw it.
Okay.
I have to check it properly.
We've done it once.
I think it's okay.
That's why you did kombu.
I see. That's why you did kombu.
That's right.
That's probably why you did kombu.
That's terrible.
I think you still have some minerals left.
You still have some minerals left.
That's sad.
If you have that many minerals...
Is this a chance?
Here it is.
Korogoyama No Kitan
They don't match at all.
After that, everything went well.
Usotsuki Tanuki
"Usotsuki Tanuki" matched.
What?
Unakibe Sokuma
"Unakibe Sokuma" matched.
It doesn't match!
It doesn't?
I'm checking it properly.
It doesn't?
If it doesn't match, we're screwed.
You still have some minerals left.
It doesn't match at all!
It doesn't?
You're kidding me, right?
Are you serious?
You're not kidding me, right?
Are you serious?
You're really doing this, right?
You're not kidding me, right?
I'm not kidding you.
Hamada didn't get a single card.
He kept getting 6 and 7 cards.
The first one to escape was...
This one.
Is it done?
What?
Is it done?
No way!
It's done!
What?
Nice.
Kichintosan.
I see.
Kichintosan.
What are you doing?
I don't want to do it.
Kichintosan.
And...
What?
You're kidding me, right?
I'm sorry.
Sachan, bye-bye.
Thank you.
You're kidding me!
It can't be helped.
I didn't get a single card!
Is that possible?
It can't be helped.
It can't be helped!
I knew it.
There was only one card.
Hamada finally got one pair in the eighth round.
But Hosei reached with only two cards left.
I don't like it anymore!
I'm sick of it!
This is a confrontation between downtown and Awain!
This is what happened!
The last one is a one-on-one battle between downtown and Awain!
Which one will Awain choose?
If I don't get any of these cards, I'm in trouble.
I really don't like it.
This is not a game you can win easily.
This is the last battle.
This is a two-thirds battle.
It's about time for me to eat these cards.
I agree with you.
I really don't like it!
This is not a game you can win easily!
It's about time for me to eat these cards.
How is it?
Should I squeeze it?
No!
This is a big chance for me!
This is a big chance for you!
I'm done.
How is it?
This is a two-thirds battle.
I lost!
Who won?
Either of us!
We have all of these cards.
This is the first time I'm seeing this!
This is a big chance for you!
When you become an insect, you also become a mosquito.
What song is it?
"Fai, Saiyaku"!
What song is it?
"Fai, Saiyaku"!
I was in a hurry and sang "Okada" at the end.
Okada
I sang "Okada" at the beginning.
I sang "Okada" at the second place.
I caught a 40-year veteran.
This theme is "New Con" animal impersonation.
This is tough!
Next is "New Con" animal impersonation.
Let's start the game!
Horse.
Did you get it?
This is a tough one.
The difficult theme cards are decreasing.
Cat.
This is a tough one.
But Hamada...
Really?
Wait a minute!
Hamada's cards don't decrease.
Oh, it's not.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Do you know how TV works?
Why do you make me watch TV?
Are you stupid?
Yes, yes, you're right.
Yes, you're right.
Surprisingly, it's this.
It's not?
Wait a minute.
Yes, it's this.
Oh, it's here.
Hamada is chasing up violently.
This is fun.
It's here.
Oh, it's here.
It's strong.
It's up.
It's not in this circle.
It's out.
What you're saying is crazy.
Which one is sticking out of the circle?
Such a coin?
I don't like it.
It's like a gentleman's card game.
Take it.
Does it fit?
It doesn't fit.
For the first time, it's here again.
For the first time?
Yes.
It's here.
Really?
Thank you very much.
It's here.
It doesn't look like it's free.
No, it's very advantageous.
It's 2/3 again.
What did you get?
I got one.
If you pull and hit it, you win, right?
It's up.
Wait a minute.
If you pull and hit it, you win, really.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
If you pull and hit it, you win, right?
Wait a minute.
I'm done.
Please.
What do you think?
He changed his mind.
Which one should I do?
I'm ready.
Good.
Good!
What a laugh!
Good! Good! Good!
Can I call you?
Yes.
What? What?
What?
Why is it two-thirds different?
But I'm not sure about this.
That's right.
I'm not sure about this.
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it?
Yes.
You like animals, don't you?
That's right.
Right?
That's right.
That's enough.
Stop it.
Fifth.
Squeeze it. Squeeze it.
Stop it. Stop it.
And it's the other way around.
Good!
Three people reach for each other.
Who will imitate Newton's animal?
Good.
This way!
Good. Let's go.
What will happen?
God's right hand.
Stop it!
Let's go.
Good!
I got another chance!
Okay! Okay! Okay!
I got another chance!
I couldn't do it, Masaki and Hosei!
You couldn't do it.
Now...
Now, let's go.
I can do it!
Right?
Now, it's here.
Please.
This way.
Now...
Please.
Now, what will happen?
Get off me.
Get off me, I'm telling you.
Wait a minute.
I don't know.
Who will be eliminated?
It's me.
Who will be eliminated?
I hope I won't be eliminated.
He said it.
If you do this, you win.
That's right.
Go ahead.
I'm counting on you.
I know you're good.
I did it!
You did it?
I did it!
You did it too fast.
You did weird things.
Bear.
You know what a bear is, right?
It's a new condom.
It doesn't look like a bear at all.
He's gone.
The comedy world has sunk in.
The comedy world as a whole.
Next up is the punishment game.
The old man has a device that doesn't cause pain.
This isn't good.
I'm going to die.
You're an idiot.
Moreover, it's no ampere.
Throat-like rubber patch.
This isn't good. I'm going to die.
I'm really going to die.
Once you're scared of the scary punishment game...
Kosei-san, Eno-san, please pick one.
There's a lot of them.
All of them are scary.
There is one.
Yes, there is.
One squid ink.
This isn't good.
These guys...
There is one.
You're going to die in one shot?
Two shots?
There isn't one!
I'm begging you.
There's a lot of them!
At the end...
There it is!
We won a little earlier this time.
Even after that, there are still scary cards.
There it is!
There's a lot of them!
As expected...
Is it here?
This is crazy!
This tennis ball is crazy.
It's crazy.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry just by calling it.
There's no combo, right?
I haven't come up with a combo yet.
I don't know what it is.
It might be stopped somewhere.
A punishment game of fear that you definitely don't want to play.
A time of fear.
In the meantime...
The one who cut the lead is...
Now...
I'm going to get out of here too!
Thank you very much!
Yes!
I'm sorry!
What are you talking about?
Golf ball Komekami Manriki.
It's here.
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Oh!
Thank you!
It's only one!
It's zero!
The mineral is still working.
Then what is it?
It's not being protected.
It continues to zero.
Come on!
Don't hit it.
It's here!
Really?
It's here.
It's "Chikuri-sentaku-basami" serve.
Wait a minute. It's not good.
There is a possibility of hitting it.
Don't hit it!
I don't like being held in until the end.
Don't hit it!
Please.
Don't hit it!
There is a possibility of hitting it!
Is it coming? Is it coming?
Is it coming?
It's not!
It's not?
Now, from here.
This is...
I definitely won't hit it!
That's right.
What's going on?
But...
There is a possibility of hitting it.
Definitely.
God's right hand.
You said it earlier.
I said it.
It was dangerous.
That's right.
Take it off.
Yes!
Is it coming?
Really?
That's right.
Well, Matsumoto san...
If you can't hit it...
Yes.
I will be stuck in here until the end.
Don't you think?
No, I'm excited!
If you hit it...
Please.
This is big!
It's big!
It's really big!
Please.
It's bigger than before.
Yes!
It's bigger than before.
- Right? - Yes.
- Please. - Let's go.
Yes.
Run, run.
Over here!
Now, what will happen?
Did you find it?
Stand and squeeze, stand and squeeze!
It's the other way around, I don't know what you're talking about!
I'm getting mad.
I got it!
Really?
Yes!
Anurevastavinta.
Yes!
Does it mean that my impulse pulls this?
Yes!
There is no choice.
That's right.
This is right!
Let's go!
Let me go first!
No, no, no! Wait a minute! What will happen if you meet me?
What?
If you meet me?
What do you mean?
No, that's...
Is this the imaginary gate?
I'll show you.
Yes!
I'll show you.
No! Don't show me!
Yes!
You can show me!
No!
You can show me but...
But...
Nobody is watching you.
I'm not doing anything.
Since it's something related, it's here.
Yes!
So, I win if we meet.
So, me and the imaginary gate...
If we meet, we win, right?
Yes!
If we don't meet, we won't pull the gate from the imaginary gate.
As soon as you get it right, you get a penalty.
If you get it right, you get a penalty.
Who will get the penalty?
Hosei or Endo?
Which one?
One, two...
Yes!
We got it!
Yes!
What is it?
It is...
Super Powerful Angel Explosion!
It's here! It's here! It's here!
Super... Super Powerful Angel Explosion!
Super Powerful Angel Explosion!
That is a penalty game stage.
Is it okay?
And...
There was a bear earlier.
And!
I will announce it here!
Yes!
This penalty...
Will be done...
By AIR!
This is cold...
Oh, really?
You always do it!
It's not like I always do it...
It's not like I do it...
This is really tough!
In reality...
No, no, no, no, no!
It's AIR!
What?
In reality, we won't do anything to you!
You...
Super Powerful Angel Explosion!
Please react as if you are being pushed away...
By AIR!
AIR Penalty Game in Real Life!
Execute Super Powerful Angel Explosion!
- It's a super super super final collaboration, right? - That's right!
- The level keeps increasing, right? - The number is from 10 to 10.
- Is it up to 10? - Yes.
- I've put in the switch. Switch on! - Ah, ah, ah!
- Now it's 2. - Ah, it's 2.
It's about 2.
- Ah, it's here, it's here, it's here! - 2, 2.
- It's 2, right? - Ah, it's 2.
- Yes, 3, 3 and 2 went in. - Ah, it's a little too high.
- A little too high. - Ah, wait a minute...
What is this?!
Wait a minute...
What is this?!
- It goes in 3 and 5. - Ah, it's 5.
- 3 and 5 all together... - Ah! Wait a minute, stop talking all at once!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - All together...
Ah, it's coming from both sides! It's coming from both sides!
Did it go in 5?
It hurts all over!
- Huh?! Wait a minute... - It hurts, doesn't it?
- It went in "grab", "grab" came in too! "Grab" came in too! - It's "grab", didn't it?
[It's "grab"]
- Huh?! Again "grab"... - Again "grab"...
- Again "grab" in 6!
- It doesn't hurt anymore.
- What's going on? - Speak up!
- What's going on? - What?
- It's seven! - It's seven!
- They're working together.
- Hey, stop it! - It's seven!
- They're both hitting and grabbing!
- Stop it! - It's seven!
- They're both hitting and grabbing! - It's seven!
- It's cold!
- It's seven! - It's seven!
- Hey, stop it! - It's seven!
- Are you coming for Halloween? - Halloween?
- Las Vegas! - Las Vegas!
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