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The worst is the strongest.
Entertainment festival Super Kusogaishi Derby Grand Champion Tournament!
Mr. Kondo.
The time has finally come.
I've come all the way to be Grand Champion.
Yes, yes.
The true king has finally...
Are you expecting this from the viewers?
No, I'm not.
You're not?
It's such a popular segment.
What are you doing?
You're wonderful people.
You've never been on this show before, right?
It's a miracle.
A miracle?
What are you talking about?
I've been on this show...
Mr. Mohamed, I've been on this show...
From the mountains...
It's a mountain climb.
A mountain climb?
Yes.
Mr. Matsumoto.
What's wrong with you?
You're not only stupid, but you also have a bad attitude.
Your face is red, but are you okay?
Hey...
Hosei, Endo, and Tanaka will be the jockeys.
They will go to the comedian, Kusogaishi.
And they will film a video.
Matsumoto will press the "kuso" button.
And the horse with the most "kusogaishi" will win.
And this time...
The winner of the last three times will be chosen.
The "kusogaishi" comedian will be crowned.
How did you like it?
It was hard to get in.
It was unstable.
Oh, I see!
I shouted out loud.
It was my first time to get in.
I heard rumors that it is a famous race track.
It is a famous race track.
It is a famous race track, but they don't let me get in before the race starts.
Oh, I see.
How about you?
I am the oldest among them.
Oh, I see.
I was worried about my stamina.
But, when I got in, I was right.
"Kusogaishi" comedian is crowned.
Let's see how "kusogaishi" comedian is doing at "darkya paddock".
darkya paddock
In the entertainment world, "dabi", the first champion of "super-kusagaishi", is stalking the "madhouse paddock".
The number of "tiktok" gets over 100,000 people with daily posts.
This time, "dabi" is no.1 popular among young people.
Let's judge how "dabi" has done today.
Come in.
Hi!
Haha!
Kusa!
No way!
It's been a while.
Kusa!
It's been a while.
It's really been a while.
Kusa!
Double Naoki!
I'm also Naoki!
That's right!
This is double Naoki!
Double Naoki!
Let's race today!
Let's race!
Please look forward to it!
Now, this time...
It's a championship competition.
Who is the other person?
Ah! Sankon-san!
Ah!
That "kon", right?
Nihon-kon!
Sankon!
Kusa! Kusa!
Who?
Panzetta.
Jiro-lamo-san.
Ah! Jiro-chan!
Jiro-chan!
Even if you hug a woman immediately...
What happens if the "sankon" comes in at the same time?
Kusa!
What are you saying!
Sankon is good!
Wow! It's amazing!
It's nothing!
The third-time championship of the Super Kusogashi Derby...
Panzetta and Jiro-lamo...
Here!
...are in front of the paddock!
On his own YouTube channel, he desperately tries to get a luxury cruiser worth 60 million yen for sale.
He spends 30 million yen and lures women around.
That's amazing.
Let's take a look at his condition today.
What's going on?
I can't read it.
It's cool!
How are you?
How are you, young man and girl?
Like this?
It's cool!
How are you today?
I'm fine.
Fine? How are you?
Fine!
I'm fine!
Are you fine?
I'm fine!
Aren't you coming up?
I'm coming up!
Be careful!
I'm surprised!
I'm fine!
What's going on?
I'm Osman Sankon, the second champion of Super Kuso Gaishi.
In August of this year, he had a fever and was worried about his wife.
He's recovering now.
Let's take a look at his condition right before the race.
I see.
Good morning!
I'm Koyuko Nendo.
Thank you for taking care of me.
I love this show.
I love you more and more.
Thank you.
I'm watching now.
Masumoto-san and Hamada-san.
I love you.
Don't call me Hamada-chan!
Damn it!
I can't calculate.
He's recovering now.
This is his condition now.
He hasn't been discharged yet.
He's still a paddock.
How did you feel when you sat on the desk together?
It was painful.
You have to be careful. If this person gets angry, will you say "shall we hit him"?
Shall we hit him?
Once you get caught in a prank, you say to the manager, "shall we hit him?"
Is it a prank?
Such a person.
It's not bad to say it once.
I think it's over even if you say it.
That's right.
That's good.
Here we go.
Catch copy.
Catch copy?
Can you catch copy of yourself?
I'm an angel's catch copy.
Fujita Nicole.
Nicole has great sense.
She's a good girl.
Nicole with good sense.
Nicole.
Fuwacchan.
Fuwacchan is...
Tame-chan.
What's that?
Damn it! Damn it!
Tame-chan?
What's Tame-chan?
Can you say something in your favorite way on your smartphone?
Can I say like this?
Yes.
This.
I'm wearing a mask shaped like a kabuki actor.
Mask?
A four-year-old grandchild came to me and said, "I want to do it, too."
So I gave him one.
So it's a parent-child kabuki debut.
Can I say something else?
Of course.
Can you say something in Japanese?
"Bukkake udon" is growing, grandma.
It's growing.
Isn't it?
If it grows a little more, it will grow taller than me.
It's growing.
"Katsuobushi" is...
Even if you say your catchphrase...
Go! Go!
But I can't do it.
I'll endure it. I'll endure it.
Fujita Nicole-chan.
Nicole-chan...
She's young, but she's not young.
Nicole-chan is young, isn't she?
That's right.
She's young, but she's not young, but she's young.
What is that?
Miyazawa Eiki-san.
What kind of catchphrase is that?
This is cool.
It's cool, isn't it?
It's cool.
It's Miyazawa Eiki-san's catchphrase.
Yeah! A glass of beer.
Can you drink it?
Shit! Shit! Shit!
Can you show me the picture you have in your smartphone?
It's in the second corner.
It's your picture, isn't it?
That's right.
First of all, show me your favorite picture you have in your smartphone.
I see.
Can I have a look?
Yes. Let me see your disgusting picture.
I won't show you my disgusting picture.
Your disgusting picture is about to come out.
What is it?
Who is this?
Cute.
The chest is cute, too.
This is for rubbing.
This is for kissing.
If you were to make a catchphrase, what would you say?
For my grandchildren,
one, two, four.
One, two, three, four.
Three, five.
One, two, three, six.
I see, I see.
If you were to make a catchphrase, what would you say?
I'm going for a walk.
I'm walking six steps.
Shit! Shit!
Since you've been riding it for a while,
can you make a catchphrase for "downtown"?
A catchphrase for Matsumoto-san.
It's funny!
For Hamada-san, what's your catchphrase?
Shit! Shit!
Moving on...
Sango-san, do you own a smartphone?
Yes, of course.
What's underneath the smartphone?
For our grandchildren.
Your grandchildren?
Yes.
Wow, that's rare. You two are together, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Then, please say something using this photo.
Momo-chan, Nori-chan, Grandpa is happy, isn't he?
Damn it! Damn it!
Thank you.
Are there any other photos?
This is Kurumi-chan.
Kurumi-chan.
Then, please use this picture of Kurumi-chan and say a word in this picture.
Kurumi-chan, let's go for a walk.
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
It was confusing.
Kurumi-chan, let's go for a walk.
This time, I'd like you to say something that you don't usually say.
Ready, go!
At school, we sometimes say, "You can take a break."
Children, elementary school students, junior high school students, and high school students are having a hard time because of COVID-19.
When we are having a hard time, we say, "Everyone, take a break!"
We say, "Let's take a refreshment break."
We say, "Let's take this and get well."
You're talking very seriously.
You've become very serious.
Every day at school, we say, "You'll die."
Let's take a break sometimes.
Yes, this is what my stepmother said.
What?
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
There are a lot of plays.
Would you like me to watch it?
For 11 years, she was an expert in the drama club.
First of all, her wife died in front of her.
Let's watch it.
Ready, action!
Yukiko-san!
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
What is this?
No, no...
It's amazing.
Damn it! Damn it!
Call an ambulance! An ambulance!
Naoki, what are you doing?
A large number of small ants come up to the front and desperately shake it off.
Let's go! Ready! Action!
Oh, what is it? What is it?
Oh, hey, hey, hey! Antie!
You can have ten ants! Thank you!
I thought you were an actor!
Do you know that "non-slip story"?
It's a story that everyone laughs wherever you put it.
The other day, there was a 500-yen ball in front of me.
I thought it was lucky.
The police officer happened to have an eye on it.
So I kept thinking, "Should I take it or not? Should I take it or not? Should I take it or not?"
Well, no, let's take it.
The moment I took it, I was still looked at.
"I'm sorry," I said.
I felt lucky and half-lucky.
It's funny, isn't it?
Let's do one more! One more!
One more!
It's funny, isn't it?
It's really popular lately, isn't it?
Play with adult toys.
I'm not into it, but I heard most girls use it.
What's in it?
It's a lie!
It's the worst! Mobile imitation!
I'd like to see your acting skills.
My acting skills?
Are you ready?
I was really involved in bad things.
Hey, Jiro-ram! What are you doing?
Me?
Huh?
Me?
I didn't do anything wrong, did I?
Do you want me to call you a friend? Call me!
Do you want me to hit you?
Oh, he's here!
Do you want to drink with me?
Friend...
What?
I'd like to ask you about Sunkun's unspoken story.
Is it okay?
There are a lot of stories.
Please tell me one of them.
When I first came to Japan, I saw a lion for the first time.
And a lioness on top of it.
A demon takes your body and declares world domination.
Ready, go!
I'm stronger than you!
Shit! Shit!
I'm stronger than you!
Shit! Shit!
You're strong!
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Shit!
Shit! Shit!
You're strong!
You're pretty good!
Let's go!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
I'm going to lose!
Shit! Shit!
This is how it went until the third segment.
Yes!
So far, the story of Endo Corporation is...
It's amazing!
It really is!
Yes, it is!
But sometimes you look like you're about to die.
You're second now, Girolamo.
As I was talking, I didn't know why.
I didn't know what you were saying.
I felt like I had to say something.
I didn't know if it would turn out well or not.
Yes, you're right.
That cell phone model is amazing.
It's a life-threatening model.
Yes, it is.
Endo Corporation
Test
There are four comics.
We don't have any lines yet.
Please look at the four comics and say your lines.
Excuse me.
Hey, me, Wataro.
How did you like today's test?
Hey, me, Wataro.
What kind of test is "test"?
Don't make fun of me.
Today is a test for summer vacation, isn't it?
What?
What? You couldn't write it?
Zero points?
What's wrong with you, dad?
I heard from grandma that you got zero points five times when you were in fourth grade.
I'm going to enter a commercial now.
When I enter a commercial, the camera works and I can attack.
Could you show me your reaction?
Let's go!
Keep going! Keep going! Keep going!
Too fast! Too fast!
One more time?
Finish it!
He doesn't say anything.
Keep going! Keep going!
This is 4-panel comic book.
We will publish one copy each,
Add dialogue and complete four copies.
Please!
You stole my wallet?
No, I didn't steal it.
Really? You're the only one who didn't.
Dad, I'm sorry.
Why did you do that?
Dad, you idiot!
Dad, you didn't make Mom happy.
You stole money for Mom.
Shit, shit, shit!
What are you doing?
You do this a lot on TV before commercials, right?
You can do anything at the end.
Can you do one pose?
Camera, please!
Start!
Everyone, let's do it.
Damn it!
You're the worst.
I'd like you to say something in the gag manga.
Where are you going today?
No, I'm not going anywhere today.
I think you're going for a walk.
Where? Where are you going for a walk?
It's a walk.
Um...
What is it?
Um...
It's where I always go.
Where did you go?!
Damn it!
Where did you go?!
Damn it!
I'm over here!
Huh?
I'm over here!
Huh?
Damn it! Damn it!
Next up...
You're so cute.
We're going to play a commercial-worthy cue shot, so we'd like you to react to it.
A commercial, huh?
Yes. Let's watch the commercial!
You're losing your energy.
Let's watch the commercial!
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Now, I'd like you to make a weird face in a row.
Weird face!
Damn it! Weird face!
Weird face!
Damn it! Damn it!
I'd like you to stand up and put someone down.
Matsumoto Hitoshi.
Hey, Hama-chan, don't say stupid things.
Damn it! Damn it!
I don't know what's going on.
Do something about it.
Even if you say that, it's true.
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Wow, the race is over.
You know, in karate...
You know...
Uwah! Uwah! Uwah!
You're doing that again.
Hiya!
This is nice.
Uwah! Kusso! Kusso! Kusso!
This poisonous snake is scary. Poisonous snake.
Poisonous snake.
Oh! Poisonous snake!
Abu! Okinawa!
Okinawan man!
When you say "abu", you mean us.
You can fool me. It doesn't matter.
When I go to Okinawa, I drink Abu's sake.
So I don't die.
Kusso! Kusso!
If you ask me why, I can answer you.
I'm fine! I'm fine!
Kusso! Kusso!
Kusso!
Weird face. Weird face.
Weird face.
Yes, yes, yes. Weird face. Weird face.
Weird face. Weird face.
What are you doing?
Kusso!
There was a karate show called "shoulder performance".
Yeah! Uwah! Uwah!
Kusso! Kusso!
Why do you look like you're about to cry?
Kusso!
What's with you?
Kusso! Kusso! Kusso!
You look sad.
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Kusso! Kusso!
Ah, it's over.
Now, it has been decided!
The winner of the Entertainment World Super Kusso Gai Shizawabe Grand Champion Tournament is...
...the 82-kuso Endo Airfield Sanko!
- It's really... - I see! It really was amazing!
- Well, I think it's like "whoever rides it" - Ah, is that so?
- When it comes to that... - We don't need it anymore, right?
- Well, we don't need it anymore, right? - Well, you have to guide it well.
- That's right, that's right. - That's true.
But it's like everyone's front and back legs are moving at the same time.
It's like a dog running, right?
Ah, it's wrong! Ah, it's wrong!