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The first episode of "Useless Kid" is "Your own weapon is a finger and a mouth".
"Finger and mouth space war"!
Let's go!
Let's get old.
We only did it twice.
I want to do space war once in a while.
We did something last time. What was it?
Sabage.
I wasn't funny at all.
It's not funny at all.
It's not funny at all!
Is it funny or not?
I can see it.
He raised his finger to a gun and started a battle.
It's called "finger sabage".
You are right!
Today's "finger sabage" is "space war".
I checked my schedule.
"Space war" will start at 2 o'clock.
It's a big deal.
Are they stupid?
Elementary school students and low school students.
How do you want to send a fax?
I think about it and send a fax.
And we invite "finger sabage" and the same members as guests.
I know the capacity and I don't need an explanation.
So we don't need a place.
Yes, we don't need a place.
When these three are invited, I feel uneasy.
What is it?
If we don't do well, we will be depressed.
It's not like that.
We will be depressed if we don't do well.
I don't think we will be invited again even if we leave results.
No, we don't leave results.
Excuse me.
It says "divide members".
Yes, yes.
The story is...
Different stars...
You said weird things.
Different stars...
Due to "space war", different stars that are in danger of extinction are formed.
The stars are different.
In order to prevent extinction, a potential stone is buried in Hime's body.
This is definitely a potential stone.
In order to prevent extinction of stars with the power of a potential stone, the two teams will have a battle.
I see, a battle with Hime.
This is Hime.
Hime with a potential stone.
The one in your chest is a potential stone.
What is a potential stone?
It's that red one.
Is it a potential stone, Hime?
I keep my heart closed.
I don't like languages, especially ragu.
Why?
I don't like ancient entertainers.
What kind of Hime is that?
As a result, in the same team formation as "Fingertip Game",
the space battle for Hime begins!
The battle stage is a spaceship.
If they can penetrate the enemy's attack and bring the princess back to each base, they win.
In preparation for the beginning of the space war, each of them will hold a strategy meeting.
Hamada first checks the equipment of the members.
I have that.
What, what, what?
I have a hologram.
Hologram, hologram.
Yes, I appear with dozens of people at once.
Fluffy.
Even if you shoot, it's not me.
Do you have a gun like that?
Yes, yes.
That's good, but are you okay with weapons?
Oh, it's okay.
As for weapons, I am the son of a weapon dealer, so I have all kinds of weapons today.
Really?
If you have a problem with that weapon, please tell me.
But before, Fujiwara was aiming with a rifle from a distance.
This time, of course.
Laser rifle.
Can you do it?
Yes.
I can stretch all my nails.
Oh, you can stretch it all the way.
I don't want you to stretch it.
Everyone has it, so it's okay.
What about you, Enon?
I'm going to switch your potential stone with a fake one before they notice it.
And I'm going to bring the real potential stone over here.
That's amazing.
I've brought three or four fake potential stones.
I don't think it's that much of a fight.
What?
I think I'll go with "goo".
No, it's a space war.
It's a space war.
For now, please say "space goo".
The real "goo" doesn't seem to work today.
What about "cosmopower"?
Speaking of "cosmopower"...
Captain's "cosmopower".
Captain's "cosmopower" is insanely strong.
I'm not good at it, but I have a lightsaber.
Do you have one?
I can fight with it even if it comes at me.
That's good.
If you're in trouble...
"cosmopower"?
"cosmopower" is...
"cosmopower"!
That's amazing.
"cosmopower".
That's amazing, isn't it?
Meanwhile, Matsumoto-kun also checks out the members' equipment.
I have a shield.
That's good.
But I can't use it because it's mine.
I just put on a shield and my back hurts.
Does that mean you're going to take it away?
You definitely need a "potential stone".
That's why!
"Potential stone" works even with this backache.
It works even with backache?
I'm going to put it here.
It works with anything.
"Potential stone" for when you sleep.
For example, what do you think of it?
For me, it's a little far away...
I'm going to launch a missile from this area...
I'm going to shoot each of you...
Open your chest...
Open your cells...
For me, it's a throwing rod...
Throwing rod?
Is it a space war?
Throwing rod?
It's like a snack...
A long-range...
I have a camera...
And lastly...
Is it a camera?
It's a space war...
Why is it a camera?
For me, it's a beam rifle...
What is a beam rifle?
Beam rifle?
It's a rifle that shoots beams...
It shoots like this...
For me, it's a lightsaber...
It's important...
For me, it's an electronic whip...
I like it...
What is it?
It's like a shield...
It's like a lightsaber...
Oh! It's coming out of your eyes...
It's like a beam coming out of your eyes...
At the time of the attack, will you be killed?
No! It's like a blast!
Is it a deductions?
A shield deduction?
It's like a snack...
Is it a snack on the top?
Everyone, we are ready!
The space war is about to begin!
Are you ready?!
What's the distance between you and the laser?
It's about 3.5 meters.
3.5 meters?!
At that time, I was a first grader in elementary school.
What's up with you, leader?!
What are you talking about?!
Is it okay for you to stand still and do other things?!
Is this a strategy?
Is it a strategy?
You're just standing there and you're telling me to start?!
Is it a strategy?!
This might be a strategy.
Is it a strategy?!
This is a strategy, right?!
You're just standing there and it hasn't even started!
You're just telling me to start!
You don't understand me, do you?!
You don't understand me at all!
Come with me!
Wait, wait, wait...
You're just telling me to start!
You're late, you're late, you're late!
It's too late
Don't you have to say "one"?
It's too early
You can say "ready set go"
We start from "start"
You say it all the time
Why can't we hear you?
It's good
They start the space war
Are you ready?
Let's start
Are you ready?
Let's go!
Space war!
Start!
It's not coming
I don't know!
I don't know which one is me!
It's not me! It's not me!
This is not the real me!
It's not me! It's not me!
It's not me!
What are you doing?
Nothing.
I'm not doing anything.
That's not fair.
I don't want you guys to be here.
You guys are no good.
You're gonna die in here.
I'm not listening. I'm wearing a shield.
You're not.
I'm full of energy.
That's not me. You're just doing holograms.
That's right. I'm using holograms.
But you had the feeling of being stabbed, right?
I did.
That's the hologram of Kosei now.
You're being used by me.
I'm wearing a barrier.
Why are you wearing a barrier?
That's right.
You did like this when you sat down.
That's 1.5 times.
You didn't get hit at all.
It's like a hot carpet.
Even if it's a little off, it's warm.
If it was a dark carpet, you'd be dead.
I can read the leader's face.
He's mad.
I don't know him.
You're talking about a space war.
But you're doing magic.
Are you a god?
I'm not a god.
You're depending on the gods of space.
I'm going to cool down.
Please remove it. It's a space war.
They're all Cosmobintai.
Cosmobintai is in it. Stop it. Cosmobintai. Cosmobintai, Cosmobintai. It's not funny if you don't know.
Go back to your own area and set up again.
Komoto is annoying. Kombato's hologram, how can we do it, leader?
Komoto is completely trapped.
I will do like this. Let's go.
It might be fake.
That's right.
So we have to close it and check if it's real.
That's right.
Let's see how fake stone looks like.
Yes, captain.
Can we check it?
We can check it, but can we take stone?
Yes, you can.
We can't take fake stone, can we?
We have to pay for it.
It's best to bring fake stone.
Fake stone.
If we can, we'd like to fight here.
But from over there...
We came from behind.
That's right.
We came to take fake stone again.
It feels weird.
They are cowardly.
If you say it like that...
Potential stone is originally from our planet.
What?
Is that so?
Did they take it once?
That's right.
They are running there.
They made fake stone out of it without knowing it.
Is it fake?
They made fake stone out of fake stone's potential stone.
Wasn't it six years ago?
It was six years ago.
Where did they put it?
They pulled a gun and broke it.
Hey.
I think it will really disappear.
Really?
In a war?
In space wood?
I think it will really disappear in space.
What do you mean "disappear"?
Disappear.
Ryogun.
Under a new strategy.
Space war begins!
Okay.
It's dirty over there.
Shall we go?
Yes!
Okay!
Let's go!
Space war!
Start!
I'm not who you think I am!
Listen up, you guys! I'm not who you think I am!
I'm not who you think I am!
Suckers!
Hey! I got you! I got you!
Watch it, Gucha Gucha!
I'm not who you think I am!
Suckers!
Hey, you! Hey, you!
Hey, you, suckers!
Hey, you!
Hey, you, suckers!
Hey, you!
You!
Stop it!
What the...
Asshole.
It's horrible, isn't it?
No, no, no.
An elderly man is meditating and opens his eyes wide.
Did you release it last time?
I released it last time.
But it's all over.
I released it last time.
First of all, Koumoto is no longer here.
He's not here anymore.
You can't participate with Koumoto anymore.
No, I can't participate.
Where did he go?
He really ran away.
What?
It's a hologram.
Look, it's the real Koumoto.
What's wrong with you?
No, it's a mess.
You've been doing the hologram for a long time.
You've been doing the hologram for a long time, so you're angry.
Your boots are evidence.
What?
You know Tanaka, don't you?
He really thinks he's losing.
You know, really.
Don't hit me like you hit me.
Seriously.
Don't hit me like you hit me.
Seriously.
But you know our value, don't you?
This one, right?
Look at me.
Can you look at me?
Everyone, don't fight.
Look in front of you.
It's too late for that.
We fought a lot in the beginning.
It's not over yet.
Not at all.
Do it a few more times.
Insert block!
What's that?
It's the same as the result announcement.
What happened?
It's the same as the result announcement.
It's like a special attack.
Insert block!
A long time ago,
in a galaxy far away,
more than a thousand years of wars repeated.
For the atmosphere qualifier,
there were two planets that were in danger of extinction.
One of them was...
Kick him!
One of them is Matsumoto Valley on the planet Macchomkin.
Another one is Hamada Valley on the planet Mesgori.
The only way to prevent extinction is...
...to purify atmospheric pollution with the potential stone I hold in my neutral position.
Just as the last battle for the planet's fortune was about to begin...
There's nothing my beam saber can't cut.
I'll give it back to you!
My phone……
Now! Go!
Have this! Beam Sword!
Have this! Stomp Motion!
Can't move!
You won't be able to move for 10 seconds!
Wh-what?!
Go!
Finish him off!
Get him!
No way!
Eat this!
No!
I caught up with you!
Damn it!
Alright! This is the only way!
Clone Jutsu!
There are four of you now!
Hahaha!
You don't know who's the real one!
Die!
Princess, Princess, Princess!
Princess, please get on this space side car!
This is the end!
Kill them all!
Beam saber!
Static power!
My neck! My neck!
Finish them!
He's tough.
The last battle is between Hamada and Matsumoto.
Who will get the potential stone?
The fate of each planet is decided!
Your planet will be destroyed!
Let's go!
Damn it, it's over.
This is what fate brings in the end!
Let's go, princess.
Wait a minute, I'll go last.
Please survive until the end of our planet.
It's true!
I can't do it anymore.
No, stop it! I can't do it!
I can't do it.
Let's go! Let's go together!
No, it's okay. It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
Where do you want me to go?
Where do you want me to stay?
I'm not here either. Stay where you are.
I'm sorry.
Give me my pajamas.
Pajamas!
Welcome!
This is the worst.
Who am I? Who am I?
I don't know who is the real one.
Hosei!
He got surprised and got angry.
Hosei! Hosei!
Hosei doesn't get angry.
He got angry and got angry again.
Hosei!
He stopped.
Pajamas!
Are you serious?