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Last time on "Gaki no Tsukai", "Magical Lovely Noda" came in 7th place!
That's right!
56th person.
56th person!
I don't know if some of you are dead or alive.
56 people came.
The most recent one is Ina-chan.
She came in 3rd place?
She came in 3rd place!
That's amazing!
"Flying Bird" and "Water Instructor".
Really?
These people are...
They just have to do it.
Their waiting place is behind the whiteboard.
It's irresistible.
Please welcome today's star!
Thank you for having me!
Today's "Nodakuri" is...
Today's "Nodakuri" is "Yoshimura Yoshimura".
It's really different from "Takikuri", isn't it?
It's almost at the same level.
"Takikuri" hasn't admitted it yet.
They think they lost.
They haven't admitted it yet.
That's right.
What are you going to do?
You guys are bad.
Sorry, I was thinking of something else.
This is hard.
This is harder than I thought.
I don't know if I should do it or not.
You're spinning your head all the time.
I can't even squirm like that.
Let's do it!
"Yashiche Henge" start!
Yashiche Henge
No, I was on a show in Osaka once.
No way.
That's right.
You won't cry even if you die?
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Well, it can't be helped. It can't be helped.
I mean, you two won't cry even if I die, right?
Well, almost.
Of course we will.
No, it's not like that.
No, no, I won't cry.
No, I won't cry either.
I won't cry either.
No, I basically won't cry at all.
That's a lie.
That's true, true, true.
If I die, I'll cry.
I won't cry at all.
No, I won't cry.
If any of the staff dies, I'll cry.
That's a lie!
No, you won't cry.
No, you will cry!
No, you won't cry.
You won't cry.
You won't cry, right?
What are you talking about?
It's not like that.
It's a relationship.
You'll cry?
Well, Endo is really quiet and doesn't cry much.
I really cry.
You don't have much emotion?
I'll send you an email pretending you have emotion.
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you for coming today!
Thank you so much!
I know I didn't talk much about my outfit today.
I'm really sorry!
I didn't talk much about my outfit today.
I'm really sorry!
Thank you so much for today!
Really...
There weren't a lot of articles today...
I'm really sorry for the lack of articles!
Let's have fun today!
But that's not the first time, is it?
This is a little bad...
First of all, Sam...
No, it's not...
It was getting a little bigger...
I've gotten used to it...
I was nervous at first...
No matter what experience I have...
I'm nervous when I release it...
Wow! I did it!
Is this 2021?
It's been 25 years since 1995 when I was there!
That's amazing!
Huh? Is this "Gaki no Tsukai"?
Huh? Is this "Shichihenge"?
Huh? Are you still doing it?
Huh? You were doing it 25 years ago!
Huh?!
Oh! There was nothing to surpass!
A project wasn't created!
Huh?! Is this "Yama-chan"?
Is this "Yama-chan" from 2021?!
Are you still doing it?!
Are you still doing it?! "Yama-chan" from 2021?!
In 25 years?!
Are you still doing it?!
Huh?!
"Kokoriko"?
"Kokoriko"?!
You guys haven't changed at all!
Your positions and positions!
You're kidding me, right?! It's been 25 years!
What do you mean, "baba"?
"Baba" is mixed up!
You're kidding me, right?! Why is "baba" mixed up?!
"Baba" and "chimpira" and...
There's more than one.
Wow! It's "Hama-chan"! "Hama-chan"!
Huh?!
You just blew it?!
With your palm?
You just blew it with your palm?!
Wow! So that's what happens!
Excuse me.
Wow, you're childish.
Huh?! Where's "Match-chan"?! Where's "Match- chan"?! "Match-chan"!
Huh?! "Match-chan"?!
This...
This blonde-haired macho isn't "Match-chan" for sure.
I don't want to be dirty like this anymore.
Adam! I don't like this future!
I'm sorry, but I don't like it.
He's just a kid.
Mr. Hamada, you work too much and you're stealing your co-workers' jobs.
I'm not stealing!
I'm not working at all!
I'm the only one who can say it, so I'll say it.
No, you can say it.
It happens a little, doesn't it?
He's working all Thursdays.
He's working a lot.
Thursdays and private specials and then downtown specials.
He's out for about four hours.
Special special.
He's about to go abroad to Japan.
Hamada special.
It happens a little, doesn't it?
I'm looking forward to this new TV game!
Alright! Game, start!
Don't call me like that!
You're not good at it!
You kid!
You're only good at that!
Your neck is terrible!
You have a lot of things!
Get used to it!
You have a lot of things!
Your neck is terrible!
Don't say anything.
I did it!
Me!
You did it!
His back kicked.
You did it!
Go back, go back.
Stop it!
Go back, go back.
I did it.
Go back, go back.
I see.
Keep it.
One more time.
No, no, no.
I can't.
Ouch.
It's just standing.
Ouch.
I can't do it.
You're just standing.
Right, right.
That's enough.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
KO.
Yun.
You were so fast.
You're late.
I know.
You were so fast.
I'm not slow at all.
What's wrong with you?
You're persistent.
But you're getting better.
It's natural for her to be persistent.
Right, right.
You look like you're about to cry.
Stop it, Yun.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary, it's scary.
The grown-ups are getting beaten up.
I'm looking for something of the same size as Yoshinobu's.
I see.
Natural world.
Something that's not made.
Something that's not made?
If it's made,
the bottom of the refrigerator is painted.
That's what you say.
You put it in front of the refrigerator, don't you?
Oh, Yano-chan did kendo, but Yoshino-kun also did it.
Did you do it?
It's like a kendo match today, isn't it?
Do you have a dan?
Two dan.
Two dan is pretty strong, isn't it?
Yeah, it's pretty strong.
Two dan is pretty strong.
Isn't it worth seeing?
I've been doing it for 13 years, from kindergarten to high school.
If you say 13 years ago, it's when I was pretty active.
13 years is right, isn't it?
Who is it?
Well, it's a little mannelized, isn't it?
Who is it?
I don't make songs at all, either.
Who is it?
You wanted to say it a long time ago, didn't you?
Let's make a fun song in the summer.
With chirasaki.
What? Sazan?
Let's make a band.
Let's make a summer song like "waves riding Hama- chan"
"Waves riding Hama-chan"?
Like "Waves riding Hama-chan".
What song is it?
I know Johnny.
Ah, that's right.
This is "Tsunami", isn't it?
Isn't it "Wave on the beach"?
Did you hear anything at all?
Wow, you're sweating weird, aren't you?
Hey, um...
Um...
My back of the head is a little...
Do you have a special dish or something?
Oh, me! Harabo's! Harabo's! Harabo is...
Meat... Um... Meatball... Meatball!
Meatball, you know...
You can make it delicious, you know...
Oh, wait!
Oh! Hello! Yeah!
Yeah! Oh, everyone! Everyone!
Are you there?
Harabo's?
Everyone besides Harabo's is there!
Yeah! Oh, I'm coming! I'm coming!
Yeah! What are you doing now?
Oh, it's not decided yet!
What you're doing... Oh, I'm coming!
Yeah! I'm coming now!
It suddenly got serious...
What did you say just now?
It's not decided what you're going to do, but you didn't come out.
Yeah, you're right.
I didn't know what you were talking about.
Hey!
The last one...
Tanaka went to buy shark pets...
Oh, let's go with this!
No, it's not "let's go," it's "what are you doing?"
No, we can go right away.
Sasuke, be quiet, okay?
No, be quiet, okay?
We're in a meeting right now, okay?
Be quiet, okay?
Do you want to go out?
No, no, we're in a meeting right now, so be quiet.
Sasuke, do you want to go out?
Don't go out too much.
Be quiet, okay?
Just a little bit, okay?
Don't look at people, okay?
Shh!
Don't make a fuss!
Shh!
Come on.
I'm in the middle of a meeting. Shh!
Yes, yes, yes. Good boy, good boy.
Good boy, good boy.
Good boy.
Right? Good boy.
Okay.
Cute.
Don't play with me!
Shh!
Do you want me to stroke you?
No, it's okay.
Oh, don't cry.
It's too high.
You can't hear me.
Let's play outside.
Okay?
Shh!
Come on!
No, no, actually...
What did I just say?
It can't be helped.
I don't know how to calculate it.
You were so wet.
It can't be helped.
You just kicked me again, didn't you?
I didn't kick you.
But you were about to leave.
I thought you would leave at this point.
Tanaka, you don't have any fish at home, do you?
I don't have any pets at home.
Oh, you don't?
You like animals, but you don't have any.
That's right.
I like to disturb them while they are alive.
But you're doing it again.
You like animals, but you don't have any.
Wait a minute!
I don't agree with you.
You don't have a house or a cat?
You don't like to buy things?
That's not what I'm talking about.
You go to pet shops often, don't you?
Yes.
You don't buy things, do you?
No.
Another YouTuber has had an accident and I'm the only one left.
Thank you for watching.
I'm the last YouTuber.
It is the beginning of a new sport!
By the way!
By the way, wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Let me say this at the end!
If Suzenin comes out,
If Suzenin comes out far, I will subscribe to the channel!
The best thing in the spring is
Not subscribed to the channel!
I'm doing so much, everyone!
So I will subscribe to the channel!
Yes, I will subscribe to the channel!
What's wrong with you? You were fine up to the game.
Did you really get brain damage?
Noda, your life has come to an end. Will you go to heaven as it is, or will you be reborn as Oaraioh? Choose.
I will be Oaraioh!
It's like a comedy show!
You're kidding, right?
It's like a comedy show!
Indeed.
Amazing!
The scenery changes so much!
It's completely different from the scenery I've seen before!
Even with this,
I can think of more than one hundred interesting things!
Amazing!
As expected of a comedy show!
A chair is a chair!
A chair is not a chair!
You're saying too much.
A chair is a chair!
Everything is interesting!
The scenery is different!
You're kidding, right?
A chair is a chair!
Even with this, I'm still weak!
Even in my mind!
Amazing!
Water!
This water doesn't look like water!
You're kidding, right?!
Even with this,
it looks like ridiculous comedy goods!
But this is also recent!
No, it's amazing!
Wait, wait!
Great, great!
Everything, the world is different!
Even this wall!
Even the table!
Everything looks like it can be interesting!
It's amazing!
Ah!
It's calming!
Ah!
It's calming next to Hama-chan!
I can see that we have a deep, deep connection
even though we don't have a direct relationship!
No, we don't!
I want to be buried with you!
No, you can't!
I love you, Hama-chan!
No, you can't!
But...
Even though I'm with you all, I feel lonely.
I'm standing at the top.
Even though I'm so close to you all, I feel lonely.
Is this what you want?
I feel lonely.
It's really cruel that we have nowhere to go.
Even with a little...
Even with a little idea...
Don't talk!
I don't have anything to say!
I'll laugh if you talk!
I'm not laughing!
Will you make me laugh again?
No, you won't!
This is the last one!
The last one!
Let's see how many we've got...
Just right!
Oh, but we've got quite a lot!
Really?
Forty...
Huh?!
Three thousand!
Hey!
Here it is!
Nineteenth place versus Seiji!
Nineteenth place versus me!
It's the same as Seiji's.
This part is engraved, isn't it?
It's engraved, yes, yes, yes!
I see...
At the end of it all, don't play with me in a weird way!
I'm not playing with you!
I can't stand you!
I can't stand you forever!
And with that,
Nineteenth place versus me!
Congratulations!
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