AISubs v3.5
[sound of water running]
[sound of washing machine]
Is the camera rolling?
Well, it doesn't have to be rolling, but...
[maniacal laughter]
Today, I'm going to punish the four of them.
The Four Idiots Who Use Kids
[sound of washing machine]
These guys are hopeless.
They're always angry.
They're always angry with the four of them.
I'm going to punish the four of them.
The Four Idiots Who Use Kids
Among the four of them, the most unforgivable thing is being an idiot.
Do you remember what they've done to me?
If we go back 20 years...
It's Tanaka! Everyone, gather!
This is also a project called "It's Tanaka! Everyone, gather!" more than 20 years ago.
I'm going to punish the four of them here.
The Red One
This is...
I'm not good at singing.
The performers get angry and the atmosphere gets bad.
It's that kind of prank.
"CB" wins!
Congratulations.
Isn't it completely correct?
Do you want me to check again?
What is it?!
How can you tell me that?
Congratulations.
"CB" wins!
Congratulations.
See?
"CB" wins!
Look, his head is quiet.
His "guh" is quiet.
It's not a lie.
He's really hitting the racket.
This is a prank, so you can create that kind of atmosphere.
And yet, stupid Hamada is hitting the racket like "guh"!
His head is "guh"!
He hits people's heads in Osaka and comes out and says things like that.
And he's in Osaka and just comes to Tokyo like that.
That's why you should rely on violence.
He hits you right away and you think you can take it, so you keep hitting him.
In other words...
He's "Osaka" "Tsurushi" "Tsurushi" "Tsurushi" "Tsurushi"
And there's more.
"Hot-blooded" Hamada.
"Hot-blooded" Hamada!
It's a series project.
There's something called "don't stop".
You can't stop moving until you get permission from the owner.
You have to keep moving.
Okay, Tanaka, let's put in the turbo.
The turbo is coming out.
Yes, like this.
He kept moving around.
And...
People break like this.
The one who shouts the same thing loses.
Oh, I see.
Next time!
Tanaka!
He's crazy.
He's completely crazy.
Tanaka wins!
What's going on?
Tanaka wins!
Let's have a battle.
Ready...
In the end, Hamada...
Repeats the same thing over and over again.
Tanaka!
Tanaka wins!
He's too strong!
Since the Osaka period...
I've only eaten konamon.
I only know the taste of konamon.
That's why I don't know the taste of comedy.
Hamada...
In Tokyo...
That's not all.
There's Hamada's "Oi oi trial."
Let's start Hamada Masato's "Oi oi trial."
This is the second trial.
Hamada's "Oi oi trial" is getting older and older.
That's not all.
Inomoto and Dorians...
They love Hamada's "Oi oi trial" very much.
The manager told me about it.
What's my schedule for tomorrow?
I have a day off tomorrow.
After this...
Hamada and the manager...
Hey! What's going on?!
What do you mean "Dorian's holiday"?!
You're sending me something like that?!
For now...
Dorian's...
I was surprised...
I called him "Dorian's"!
He's a blind pervert, isn't he?
His haircut and everything...
He looks like Bando Eiji.
Bando-san's haircut...
He's an old man with a haircut.
He's exactly like Bando Eiji.
This isn't right!
Hamada himself...
By this becoming a project...
Laughter is born.
Huh? Even if you put it down, it'll still be laughter, so it's fine.
That's how he misunderstands it!
The viewers also...
Huh? Even if you put it down, it'll still be laughter, so it's fine.
They're delusional!
The show itself is misreading it!
This isn't right!
They're making it up!
Hamada's tail...
They're misreading it!
It's Hamada!
Hamada's way of love is also his way of love, isn't it?
He's kind to himself and strict to others.
This...
Look closely at this.
This is...
In a new comedy play...
At the perfect timing...
I'll fall only once.
You can't fall only once!
I'll show you that this is a real fall!
You'll learn!
You can see his feet, right?
He's a knee supporter.
The four of us have fallen many times...
But we don't use knee supporters.
Matsumoto only falls once...
We've ordered the staff to use knee supporters.
Are you pretending to be a supporter?
Matsumoto has always said that laughter is useless unless it is objectively done.
But in the previous "Ikitsuga Live"...
New sun dasukiri usagi to kame road coup battle
Matsumoto only falls once!
3... 2... 1...
This...
This is a block that tells you how much new sun you can store in one go.
You can take it! It's new!
What is it? What is it?
Yes, yes, yes...
- You can't run like this! - Yes, stop it for a second!
This...
I've only run for 26 seconds, right?
Matsumoto...
Before I do this...
I usually run on the running machine...
I can't store any new sun at all...
It's not tiring at all...
Even if I do this, don't think about it!
I'm telling the staff like that!
What is this?!
I can't run at all!
I've only run for 26 seconds!
How can I object to myself?!
The shocking footage doesn't end here...
It continues after this...
From here...
I cut about 10 seconds...
Look!
This is a lie, right?!
Is this possible?
Look!
Yes, it stopped.
This is a lie!
Don't worry! What does it mean for the staff to take off the plug?!
It doesn't make sense! Stop it!
What is this?!
I can't run...
If I run like that...
It's dangerous...
The staff...
They took off the cord, didn't they?
It hasn't happened yet.
About a year ago...
Matsumoto said on Twitter...
The juniors must be worried.
Matsumoto will move.
He was muttering like that.
I was really worried.
Move!
Move, move! Run!
Hose!
He moved from Osaka to Tokyo while out of Osaka.
Then he moved back to Osaka again while out of Tokyo.
So he's been out of Osaka for a long time.
So...
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful and out of place.
It's a New Year's party held every year.
Yes! Yes! New Year's party!
When I'm asked "what is out of Osaka?"
I say "this."
This is what it means to be out of Osaka.
We've been doing the same thing for years.
After the end, there's nothing like this, there's nothing like this, so it can't be misaligned.
It's like a bell, there's no ball in it, it's like a bell, so it doesn't make a sound at all.
Endo found something that made a sound.
It didn't make a sound.
[Laughter]
This is already making a lot of noise.
Nevertheless, this guy doesn't do this agave at all!
Even if he throws this away, he won't use it at all.
If you do agave, you can get the world.
You can get the world.
I've been talking about it, but in the end, it's the beach that's causing fools.
[Laughter]
You didn't know what you were doing at all, did you?
You can't broadcast logically.
That's why the mosaic is on now!
[Beep]
I'm beating you up!
You know what I just said and what I did?
I don't know what this broadcast itself is doing!
[Laughter]
What is this time?
[Laughter]
Anyway, I'd like to throw all my thoughts at them today.
If you succeed in 100 rallies in badminton in the first episode of "Using Kids", you'll get 1 million yen!
Is this 1 million yen per person?
No, it's not one person.
But today, you know, Mr. Tanaka is a little...
Oh, that's right.
I'm really sorry.
Now, we're finally starting revenge.
They think I'm sick today, so I'm going to go now and get back at them.
Then let's all aim for one million!
Oh, do it little by little. Little by little, one million.
Two, three, four, five, six, seven...
Ah!
Ha ha!
Sorry, I was just thinking about it.
Sorry, sorry.
It's impossible for me to hit here.
I'll never go that way.
Nine, six...
Ah!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I should have said "stop" just now.
Yamada, you should have said "stop" just now.
Yamada, you didn't have any motivation.
One more time, one more time.
Eighteen...
Ah!
I can do it!
Seventeen...
Ah!
I can do it!
Eighteen...
Nineteen...
OK.
Eleventh...
Yes, yes.
Ah!
Wait a minute!
I'll never go that way.
I was a little reluctant.
Which way should we go?
Let's go this way.
That's right.
Ah!
I think I'll go.
OK, let's go.
One, two...
You're good.
Three, four...
Four, five...
Ah!
Wait a minute!
Which way should we go?
Which way?
Ten...
Ah!
Excuse me!
Ten...
Ah!
Excuse me!
Let's talk to him.
We've been meeting for a while.
But we can do it if we work hard.
We can do it.
It's better to start from the bottom.
Of course it's better.
It's better to start from the bottom.
You're a magician, aren't you?
Do it higher.
Ah...
Okay.
Let's do it.
Wait a minute!
No, I have a bad feeling about this.
Here we go.
Okay, okay, okay.
This is tough.
Two...
Three...
Six...
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it for sure!
One...
You're getting better and better.
Two...
Okay, okay.
Three...
Ah!
One. Two.
Yama-chan! Yama-chan said it! Didn't you hear it?
It can't be helped. It can't be helped. It can't be helped. It can't be helped.
Let's go! One! Two! Three!
Hey! Shouzo!
He's losing his concentration a little.
Maybe he's asking for too much at first.
Yeah. Maybe.
One!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
I'm not sure.
Ready, go!
1, 2, 3...
Oh, no!
I'm sorry.
I'm not sure.
I'm sure I could do it.
Oh, no!
Ready, go!
1...
Oh, no!
[FOREIGN]
- Hang in there. - I'm doing good.
- We're counting on you! - Okay.
- Okay!
- Sorry, sorry.
- I'm sorry. - We don't know what to do.
- We're losing our patience. - You're right.
Sorry, sorry!
- You don't go for that? - No, we don't go for that.
- It's lyrics. - Oh, okay.
With this, they will reflect and never do the same thing again.
Revenge success.
That was fun.
It's a little hard to watch.
It's a little expensive.
One, two, three.
OK.
Thank you very much.
Tanaka, it hurts!
It hurts a lot!
I felt Tanaka's kindness because the cream was a little sweet.
He says bad things about Osaka and Kansai.
My chest hurts, but can I really do it?
Are you OK?
Are you sure?
I don't think you can do it.
Are you sure?
The director this time is Ishikawa-kun.
Ishikawa-kun?
Iterium.
What?
If you slip or something like that, you'll look like a tough guy.
I can't go on anymore.
You can't go on anymore?
I can't go on anymore.
That was an amazing shot.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No, it wasn't okay at all.
I couldn't breathe.
My heart started pounding.
I couldn't breathe well.
I've been telling you to do it for a long time.
I thought it would be over by the time you called me.
It was the timing of the end?
Then I should have called you earlier.
I thought it wouldn't be okay.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.