AISubs v3.5
[Mukashibanashi]
Mukashibanshi is there!
[Mukashibanshi is there!]
It's over! It's over! It's over!
It's over! It's over!
The strongest in the entertainment world will be decided by "Ikitsuganaibu"!
[Ikitsuganaibu]
The rules are quite simple!
Don't do "ikitsugi", read "mukashibanashi", and compete for the number of words you read!
[Mukashibanashi]
The first round is "ikitsugi" or "momotaro" reading battle!
[Ikitsugi]
Once upon a time, there were an old man and an old woman.
The old man went to the mountains and the old woman went to the river for laundry.
As the old woman was washing in the river, a big peach came flowing in like a baby.
The old woman picked up the peach and took it home.
As the old woman finished the peach, a boy came out of her stomach.
The old man and the old woman named the boy "momotaro".
They raised him as a very strong and energetic boy.
One day, momotaro said...
Oh, you're doing a bad thing! I'm going to...
Yes!
Wait a minute! She gave him a "amagami" for a moment!
It's "amagami", but it's not "ikitsugi"!
[hamada]
Once upon a time, there were an old man and an old woman.
The old man went to the mountains and the old woman went to the river for laundry.
As the old woman was washing in the river, a big peach came flowing in like a baby.
The old woman picked up the peach and took it home.
As the old woman finished the peach, a boy came out of her stomach.
The old man and the old woman named the boy "momotaro".
[hamada]
Yes?
He said "ikitsugi".
Yes, I know. I know it completely.
He said "ikitsugi".
Yes, I know it completely.
The second round!
Muchi Akeparashi & Murashima Taro Recitation Battle!
(Murashima Taro & Murashima Taro Recitation Battle!)
How do you know this?
(Murashima Taro & Murashima Taro Recitation Battle!)
How do you know this?
You don't know anything!
I lost my breath.
You got this!
Matsumoto
What's this?
It's over
He didn't say it
It's over
What are you doing?
It's over already
What are you doing?
I don't know how to do it
3rd battle "Gara gara goya"
Gara gara goya
Where is "gara gara goya"?
It's important even if it's "gara gara"
Gara gara goya
Tanaka
Bravo!
Good job!
Bravo!
Good job!
He was like Kodanshi
After the first half, Yoshimoto's dream team leads by 20 points
What will happen in the end?
Next week
It's all right! It's all right!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
I can't run like this!
Now, let's move on to the fourth round of "TSUGA NIVE" battle!
"NEW SUNDAY SKIRRY" "RABBIT" "TURTLE" "ROAD KOO" battle!
Let me explain the rules.
First, you will run for 1 minute at 15km/h with a room runner.
After that, you will return to your chair and record "RABBIT" and "TURTLE" without stopping.
Here is the first match!
First, Oda-san, please stand by for the room runner.
If Oda does the room runner, no one will come out to the right.
I'm playing basketball.
Play basketball! Glasses basketball!
Isn't it glasses basketball?
Play basketball! Glasses!
Isn't it glasses basketball?
First, you will use your hands and run for 60 seconds with your hands apart.
60 seconds!
Here we go!
First, Yoshimoto's dream team, Oilius and Oda's challenge!
At first, right?
3... 2... 1...
Yes, yes, yes!
Wow! He's fast! He's fast!
He's fast! He's fast!
Calm down!
He's fast!
He's fast! He's fast!
Don't talk!
How many seconds?
Don't talk!
Shut up!
You! You!
I'll answer later, so don't talk!
Don't talk!
Last 10 seconds!
9... 8... 7... 6...
Don't talk!
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Shut up!
Let's go!
Calm down!
Don't talk!
Calm down!
Yes!
Once upon a time, a rabbit and a turtle were talking about which of them was faster!
This is tough!
No way!
Is it really like this?
This is crazy!
Well,
this is Mr. Oda's current record!
33 letters!
Wow!
Mr. Tanaka, please give it your best shot!
You should say "wow" instead.
You look like you're in a bad mood.
Who is it?
I can hear you!
Who is it?
Okay, let's start!
It's Mr. Tanaka's challenge!
Can you win?
Three, two, one!
Wow!
He's not moving at all!
He's starting now!
He'll run for 60 seconds!
Can you do it?
Please run properly!
It's okay!
He's getting better!
30 seconds!
30 seconds left!
He's running like an athlete!
He's getting better!
10 seconds left!
9, 8, 7, 6,
5 seconds left!
4, 3, 2,
1, time's up!
Let's go!
The other way!
Let's go!
What's going on?
Time's up!
That was "moo" I said.
Moo-ka
Not "Moo-ka", but "Moo-ka".
You said "ka" instead of "Moo-ka".
Alright, let's go.
This is Kanaka's record.
Moo-ka
You said "ka", though.
I said "ka", but you said "Moo-ka".
But I said "Moo-ka", you said "Moo-ka".
Shut up!
You said "Moo-ka", didn't you?!
You said "Moo-ka", but you didn't say "Moo-ka".
The first match is Yoshimoto dream team's victory!
Konato, Matsumoto and Wada are doing their best.
Who is it?
It's me
I can't run like this
New sun dash kiri battle
Matsumoto vs Wadamanjun
Who was doing it?
Age is important
Matsumoto san is old enough to change his license
Who is it?
It's me
Age is important?
Age is important
I'm good at running
What do you mean?
I'm Godiva
Let's play again
Wake up sleepyhead
Are you okay?
I was doing wrestling so I'm strong
Manjuu for sure
You're not fat, you have muscles
Yeah
He's mad
Let's play
First up is Yoshimoto's dream team
Manjuu's challenge
First he's holding his side
He's letting go of his hand and it's a count down
He's fast
What is that running style?
What is this?
He's cutting the wind with his shoulders
Cut it!
He's cutting the wind with his shoulders
Run properly!
He's with Naruko Sakaguchi
His glasses are off
He's with Kyu-chan
Run properly!
He remembers Sidney
30 seconds left
You can take your glasses off
Kyu-chan!
Kyu-chan's sunglasses
Manjuu's challenge
10 seconds left
9, 8, 7
You can take it off
5 seconds left
Run properly!
Take it off!
Take-san was there! Take-san was there! Take-san was there!
Take-san was there!
Because I don't have glasses and I'm a married man!
But you can do impersonations too!
He did an impersonation!
I'm a married man and I'm wearing glasses!
So, Wada's current record is...
22 letters!
Not bad! Not bad!
You can do it! You can do it!
Wow, Matsumoto san!
22 letters!
You can do it! You can do it!
Matsumoto san, if it's too dangerous for you, can you hold the paper?
Can you hold it for me?
Don't hold it when it's dangerous!
But first of all, how long does it take for it to flow?
Yes, you have to grab it, right?
Yes!
I don't know what you're talking about!
So you have to get on the track!
Yes, you have to get on the track!
You have to let go of your hand first!
Okay, let's go! High school music team!
It's Matsumoto and Hitoshi's challenge!
What?!
3... 2... 1...
He's fast!
He's a little fast!
Can you do it?
Okay, I'll start now!
Okay!
The way you run!
It's funny!
Why do you run like that?
It's funny!
It's like you're making a fuss in Osaka!
You can hold it!
You can't!
You can't run like that!
Why can you do that?
What do you mean?
Yes, that's what I want to say.
That's better. It's not dangerous.
20 seconds left! 20 seconds left!
My back! My back hurts!
Your back hurts?
15 seconds left!
Can I run up?
No, you can't.
10 seconds left! 10 seconds left!
9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Why are you so slow?!
Someone took it off!
No, no, no!
Who took it off?
Who took it off?!
Let's go! Let's go!
Take it easy!
This is messed up!
This is really messed up!
I won! I won!
Wait a minute!
Don't worry! What's wrong with you taking off the plug?
You're too fast!
You took off the outlet!
This is the new record!
You lost!
You lost! You can't do this!
You won!
You can't do this!
What's wrong with you?
I'm embarrassed, but you took off the outlet!
I don't like ugly people and masks!
Say it!
You're ugly!
I don't want to read it!
You're ugly!
The final battle is a team battle!
Who will win?
The final match of "IKITSUGA" is a team match.
Which team will win?
Yoshimoto's dream team has 60 points and Gaki's team has 20 points.
There is a difference of 40 points.
Did you get 20 points?
The team that won the final match will receive 50 points.
This is a new day for me.
Thank you very much.
Please wait a minute.
This is the end of this match.
The final match of "IKITSUGA" is a team match.
This is a team match where you say "shitakiri suzume" and read it out loud in a relay form.
Please wait a minute.
I will explain the rules.
In the relay form of "shitakiri suzume", everyone will read "shitakiri suzume" out loud in a relay form.
If you can't read "shitakiri suzume" out loud, you will repeat "baton touch" to the next person.
The team that can read "shitakiri suzume" out loud in a relay form with fewer people will win.
This is the final match of "IKITSUGA".
Will Yoshimoto's dream team be able to show off their overwhelming strength?
Can you move forward a little while reading "shitakiri suzume" out loud in a relay form?
Please understand me.
Are you okay?
All right!
Are you losing?
We are losing.
There is something like an investment that becomes a team, isn't it?
What is that?
I haven't joined the team yet.
I'm not in the best condition.
Let's start the challenge of Yoshimoto's dream team, which is currently leading.
Once upon a time, there was an old man and an old woman walking in the middle of nowhere.
The old man couldn't pick up meat and hair from the mountains, so he raised them with his bare hands.
One day, the old woman was washing clothes and...
She was washing clothes and...
The old woman was angry and...
She was washing clothes and...
Spit it out. Spit it out. Spit it out.
She flew away while crying.
Knowing this, the old man went out to look for her.
He washed his face, washed his clothes and...
He washed his mouth and drank thirteen cups of water and...
The old man went out and said, "Listen to me."
He washed his face, washed his clothes and...
He drank thirteen cups of water and...
The old woman said...
Could you take me to my wife's house?
A sparrow came out and welcomed the old man.
The old man got a big and small bell and...
He's terrible. He's always fast.
He's sucking it.
I cut open a bag of milk and licked it.
What are you doing?
I put a cucumber on my neck and my corpse in my belly and I licked it.
I licked it.
What are you saying?
I don't know where he's reading.
I don't know where he's reading it.
I don't know.
There are ten people.
Ten people read it.
It doesn't have anything to do with time
Ok ok
Oda only said this much
Oda was short
I think I was terrible
I admit it
You are honest
It's really hard
I admit it
Finally, Gakinosukai team's challenge
Will it be a big reversal?
Finally, Gakinosukai team's challenge
Will it be a big reversal?
If I can finish up to 9 people, it's a reversal win
You said it a lot at the end
I can't finish up to 2 rounds
Even if I finish up to 2 rounds, it's ok if I can finish up to Tanaka
I can win if I finish up to here
My second chance is gone
That's right
I shouldn't have made a mistake at first
Will it be a reversal?
Gakinosukai team's challenge
I shouldn't have made a mistake at first
I don't know
Can you hear me?
I can't hear you.
Don't say it in a weird voice.
Where did you say it?
In the mirror.
Can you see me?
Die, die, die.
Die.
Should we do a doctor's talk?
This is bad, this is bad.
Make some money.
You drank too much.
How come you all don't know where it is?
You're drinking.
I'm sorry.
You're drinking.
You're so bad.
Where did you say it?
Don't say it in a weird voice.
Can you hear me?
You can't hear him.
You stupid schoolboys.
Can we drink like this?
Did you get drunk again?
You can't drink like this.
Start over from the beginning.
Drinking udon
It's not like this.
It's weird.
And he's breathing normally.
He can't speak like this either.
I want to die.
That was dangerous.
It was dangerous.
Don't do that.
If you don't call for it, you can't win.
If you don't go all the way...
It's because you're yellow.
What is that?
I don't know.
(Singing)
Noblin?
(Singing)
It's Harada Noburo.
Where are you going?
What?
Are you calling for it?
It's here! It's here! It's here!
I didn't say it! I didn't say it!
You said you said it!
I didn't say it!
There's no reason for me to lie!
There is a reason!
There is!
Why would I lie on national TV?
Because I want to win!
Because you want to win!
Because I want to win!
That's true.
Even if you say it, it doesn't matter.
There's no reason for Matsuno-san to lie!
There is a reason!
There is a reason for me to lie!
And you're saying too much!
I can't watch it!
It's terrible!
I can't watch it!
It's about to end!
Please calm down!
I don't feel like fighting!
It's about to end?
It's not funny!
There is a reason for me to lie!
The strongest honor of the entertainment world!
It's over! It's over!
With ten entertainers ...
It's a one-to-one battle!
Who will win?
I can't run like this!
Even if you look at this match as a draw,
The winner is Yoshimoto's team!
It's like a draw!
Because it's a different team!
Even if you look at it as a draw ...
It's like a draw!
Why did you draw it?
Why do you make me feel like it's a draw?
Who said it was a draw?
The third person has already been out twice!
It's the worst thing to worry about!
I'm really going to say it!
Two and three and five!
Four was also terrible!
Four is just short!
Four is always short today!
I can't win!
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