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First "Useless Kid" episode "Chikichiki", "Breathing Money", "Don't hold your breath"
It's noisy.
It's a little noisy, isn't it?
You're embarrassed, aren't you?
There are a lot of juniors coming, so it's a little noisy.
Is that so?
You know?
The rule is very simple.
At the ready, start.
It's a game of how long you can read a book without holding your breath.
It was born 19 years ago.
It's a battle for the strongest honor in the entertainment world.
"Useless Kid" club series has been through many famous matches.
Weapons are our own bodies.
They are gathered only for honor.
Who will be our opponent tonight?
It's Yoshimoto and Dream Team!
I didn't call you so strongly.
Don't say that!
I didn't call you so strongly.
How long will you three be together?
Every time, you three...
Whenever you three get together, I feel like I'm going to die.
When you're in trouble, you're always together.
When you're in hell.
Hell's Hassai Contest
Three years old!
"Hassai Contest" and "Hamada District" which one do you prefer?
I like either of them.
"Hamada District" is like "Don't worry, we'll do it again."
Really?
Compra Highland
I don't know.
"Dream Team" is like...
Right!
They are our first opponents.
Young people are always up for it.
Young people?
We are young, aren't we?
Yes, we are 35 years old.
35 years old.
35 years old?
Who said that?!
Is it either Hong Kong or Kyoto?!
I don't get it!
We will now start the showdown!
That's weird!
That's amazing!
I can't breathe!
I grew up watching "It's Real" and now I'm an announcer for "Doubt Answered" for the first time in 19 years!
I feel like crying!
I'm so happy!
I wish I was a normal kid!
Finally, with the help of 10 entertainers, "Ikitsuganai Battle" will begin!
Here is the first battle!
Ikitsugi Nashi! Momotaro Roudoku Battle!
Here is Momotaro's sentence!
Ikitsugi Nashi! Momotaro Roudoku Battle!
I can't believe I won!
Here is the first battle!
Momotaro Roudoku Battle!
Koumoto is easy, right? You can win, right?
Koumoto is amazing.
Where are you from?
You're from Okayama!
I'm used to it.
If you don't know what you're saying, I'll point it out.
If you say it quickly, I won't say anything.
I'm watching you too, Hosei-san.
You're not saying anything.
Did you come here for your hair color?
You're nervous, aren't you?
First, Yoshimoto's dream team, Koumoto and Junichi will challenge.
"Mukashima-shiken", here it is!
It's over. It's over.
I don't think it's over.
I don't think it's over!
What is it?!
Did you bite it?!
What is it?!
The purpose is different!
The plan is different!
Wait a minute.
The first one was wrong.
It's the first one, so...
We'll replay it.
Three...
Two...
One...
I don't know the first one.
"Mukashima-shiken", here it is!
So it's "mukashi-mukashi".
"Mukashi-mashi" is...
No, no, no!
We don't need it.
Please do it without counting.
I'm nervous!
Don't be nervous!
It's "mukashi-mukashi".
It's a challenge from the broadcaster in the form of a preliminary round.
It's in there.
Here we go!
Preliminary round.
Music team.
It's a regular round.
Three...
Two...
One...
Once upon a time, there was an old man and an old woman.
The old man was sick and the old woman came to the river to do laundry.
The old woman said, "Go home!"
It's short!
Give me a break!
You made a mistake!
You said it too loud!
It's not that loud!
Is it?
Once upon a time, there were an old man and an old woman.
The old man was sick and the old woman came to the river to do laundry.
The old woman said, "Go home!"
What's wrong with you?
The old woman said, "Go home!"
How many letters did you say?
Yes! This is Hosei's current record!
58 letters!
Are you okay?
58 letters!
You can do it!
I want to do it like you!
You can't do it like Koumoto did!
Let's go!
Koumoto and Junichi's challenge!
Three! Two! One!
One!
Did I lose?
You lost.
Here we go.
Koumosu's current record is...
57 letters.
You lost even in the beginning.
Yoshimoto's dream team wins!
It's dirty, isn't it?
What do you mean "dirty"?
Koumosu, one more time?
Can we do it one more time?
What do you think of it?
You know the kanji, right?
Let's do it.
Let's do it, music team.
This is a regular challenge.
3, 2, 1...
Once upon a time,
there was an old man and an old woman.
The old man went to the mountains and the woman went to the river.
The woman went to the river and...
It's the same.
You can't expect anything from the beginning.
The old woman is flowing.
You can't expect anything from the beginning.
And you're talking in a weird way.
What do you mean "weird"?
First of all,
Yoshimoto's dream team wins!
They get 10 points!
Now,
this is the second match.
Do it!
You can do it!
I don't know anything!
Look at him.
He's fast!
How confident are you, Hamada-san?
I was wondering how I should do it.
You're a beginner.
But I think there are 5 years difference.
I don't think I'll lose if it's normal.
Really?
My lung capacity is...
You can do it!
What's with you?!
- What's with you?! - What's with you?!
What's with you?!
- I think this is a bit too much. - What's with you?!
You win, Oda!
First up is Yoshimoto's dream team, Oedius Oda's challenge!
- You're breathing in too much. - Breathe in too much.
- Breathe in lightly. - Breathe in lightly.
Once upon a time, there was an old man and an old woman.
The old man went to the mountains and the woman went to the river for laundry.
As the woman was washing on the river, a big peach came flowing in.
The woman picked up the peach and took it home.
As the woman finished peeling the peach, a boy jumped out of her stomach.
The old man and the woman named the boy Momotarou.
They raised the boy to be very strong and energetic.
One day, Momotarou said, "My body is doing bad things."
Yes!
- No way! - No way!
- Incredible! - Incredible!
I had a moment of "amagami".
Look at "amagami".
It hasn't reached yet.
The current record is like this.
He reached 195 characters.
It's okay.
You shouldn't overdo it in the beginning.
Next up is high school music team,
Hamada and Masatoshi's challenge.
I'm really nervous.
Next up is high school music team, Hamada and Masatoshi's challenge.
Once upon a time, there was an old man and an old woman.
The old man went out to pick trees and the old woman went to wash his clothes.
While the old woman was washing her clothes in the river, a large peach streamed along.
The old woman picked up the peach and went home.
Hamada! Hamada! Hamada!
Amada, throw it back and forth.
Yes, I do.
I do it over and over again.
See?
Yes, I do it over and over again.
If you do it like that, you won't be able to go back to fishing.
The second one.
I'm glad you mentioned it.
Once upon a time, there were an old man and an old woman.
The old man went to the mountains and the woman went to the river for laundry.
As the old woman was washing in the river, a big peach fell into the river.
The old woman picked up the peach and went home.
The old woman said, "Let's play."
Let's play.
It wasn't painful, was it?
Not at all.
Because you were breathing.
I was breathing a lot.
When you said it at first, it was really hard.
I don't know why, but it's because you passed through it.
I couldn't go through it.
I see.
You were in the zone.
No, I wasn't in the zone.
It's because you breathed oxygen.
Will there be a comeback of Yoshimoto's dream team and Gakitsuka's team?
Here is the next battle.
Keep your mouth open.
Hiroshi Mataro vs Ryota.
Please note that when the upper and lower lips meet, it is invalid.
Here is the first match card.
Mataro vs Hiroshi Mataro vs Ryota.
Fashionable room confrontation.
You can't breathe in and out at once.
It's going to be a mess.
Try it without knowing it.
It's really hard.
Everyone is like that.
This is the first time for me to come here.
It seems like there is a school team.
First of all, Yoshimoto Dream Team.
It is a challenge to wish for a rock.
(The song is being played.)
What is he saying?
I don't know what he is saying!
Because he is out of breath!
I know what you are saying!
Because he is out of breath!
No, no, no!
I know what you are saying!
You should have made up your mind!
I know what you are saying!
You should have made up your mind!
This is Mr. Iwano's record!
84!
What are you saying?
I don't know what you are saying!
I called you here to make it easier for you to make up your mind!
You are great!
Next up is Mr. Matsumoto's challenge!
What is this?
Is it over?
What is he saying?
Is it over?
What are you doing?
You are doing it wrong!
I'm sorry!
Isn't it too much?
It's like a super speaker!
Next up is Mr. Matsumoto's challenge!
You can't tell.
Get out! Money! Money!
What is it?!
I didn't know from the beginning!
It's worse than before!
We're on the same team, but I can't speak in English!
Stop reading it!
It's zero.
And I could barely hear it, but it said "Momotaro"
Because it's a Japanese word!
This is really hard!
As it is, one-side games are not allowed!
End!
Can they get their revenge?!
Mr. Wadamanjuu, how confident are you?
I haven't done anything yet, so I'll show you something good here.
You don't know anything!
Okay, it's about time for the match!
First up is Yoshimoto's dream team, Wadamanjuu's challenge!
Two! One!
[reads poem]
He didn't suck it!
What are you doing?!
He did!
He didn't!
He did!
He didn't!
He did!
His record is...
31 seconds!
That's good!
He didn't drink!
Why did you suck it?
What did you see?
You had lipstick on!
Let's move on.
The current team is three years behind.
Endo and Souyo challenge!
You can do it!
Three, two, one...
He did it!
I think I said it!
You said it!
Endo's record is...
Let's see!
He did it!
So...
The second round is the winning team's victory!
I know what you're saying!
You have to use your abs, too!
That's too much!
That's unfair!
"Ikitsuganai club" third round's battle is...
"Gara Gara Goe" and "Tsuruno Ongaeshi" recitation battle!
"Gara Gara Goe"!
Then, here is the first match card!
"Kanakana Okiba vs. Fujimoto Toshinomi"!
Here we go!
"Gara Gara Goe", born from "Gara Gara Goe"!
It's really "Gara Gara Goe"!
I'm confident!
In private, it's mostly "Gara Gara Goe"!
I'll do my best and make a clear voice!
"Igematsu Igematsu", please leave it to me!
Well, first of all...
Fujimoto Toshinomi's challenge!
Slowly, slowly...
Three...two...one...
Once upon a time, there was a poor but hard- working young man.
One winter, when he was cutting trees in the mountains...
...strawberries and strawberries were growing in a bucket.
"Gara Gara Goe" recitation battle!
Where is "Gara Gara Goe"?
It's not "Gara Gara Goe"...
What are you talking about?
No!
It's not "Gara Gara Goe"!
But he didn't overdo it!
Yes!
Right?
He's protecting it well!
He saw the second half!
Well, let's go!
The current record is...
70?!
What?!
Yes! Yes!
It's not "Yes"!
What is "Yes"?
It's not enough, is it?
It's like "Please stop it for a moment"!
No, you should say it more!
I want you to ask Mr. Omise!
Fujimoto-san, when you said "77", what did you mean by "Yes"?
Don't give me a wrong reaction!
You said "Yes"!
You should say it more!
There's no way I said "Yes"!
You said "Yes"!
Don't do it!
No, no, no!
Well, let's go!
The next record is...
The instrument team!
Let's go!
It's "Tanaka Naoki" challenge!
Three...two...one...
Go!
Once upon a time, there was a poor young man who worked in a poor house.
He said that he had a lot of children and that he was stubborn, but he didn't mind it at all.
When his wife helped him, the young man was overjoyed and stood up.
Then, for the first time in a long time, he visited his beautiful daughter's house.
Oh, it's over. It's over.
It's over. It's over.
It's over.
It's over. It's over.
Let's end it with Mr. Tanaka's "I'm home" record.
So, the first match is the victory of the young men's team!
Where did you come from?
You didn't hear it, did you, Mr. Tanaka?
No, no, no. You looked like a high school boy.
He said you looked like a high school boy.
"Reciting with a hoarse voice" battle.
The second match is "Tamada vs. Koumoto".
All you have to do is recite without knowing it.
Okay.
Koumoto, recite with a hoarse voice.
A hoarse voice?
That's what you're good at.
You'll do it again with a hoarse voice.
Let's start the match.
The first challenger is Koumoto, 11 years old.
He's strong.
"Reciting with a hoarse voice" battle.
You did it!
Let's see your record.
163cm!
It's a big record!
Why do I do it more than usual?
It's true!
You did it!
Will Hamada-san break his record?
It's Hamada-san's challenge!
3, 2, 1!
Look at his shoulders.
I don't know what you're saying!
You should have done it faster!
You did it!
How many letters?
54 letters!
The second match is between Yoshimoto and Dream Team!
54 letters!
What happened?
It's okay, it's only 1 point
Next week
"Iketsu ga Naibu" is over
Meshobu
Read it with all your strength
What is it?
I can't run like this
I'm gonna kill you
Who will win?
There he is
You can't laugh at this
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