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The show itself is embarrassing!
Tonight's "Gaki no Tsukai" is the comedian's suggestion, original game "Kouhansen"!
With a young comedian's hard work, the members of the band will also have fun!
Now, next comedian, please!
Hmm?
Hello!
I'm Inasu Nakanishi!
Nice to meet you.
This is an important statement for the audience.
Well, well, well, you know...
Well, yes.
This, this, this...
This is definitely not the first time, right?
This is the third time.
The third time!
Last time, "Manjuuohshou" was very popular.
Thanks to you, "Manjuuohshou" became a trend on Twitter.
Oh, really?
That's why it came in 10th place.
Oh, wow!
Yes, so this time, we'd like to aim for that as well.
Let's aim for that.
No, it's an important thing.
It's an important thing.
Yes, yes.
Inasu Nakanishi's new game is...
This is the game we brought with us today!
Yes!
It's called "Sorekazehikunchau".
It's a card game.
Everyone, have you played a game called "Trump's Doubt"?
Yes, we have.
It's bad, but I don't remember it that well.
Yes, it's a game like that.
To put it simply, it's a game in which the one who gets the most buttons wins.
From the top of the futon in the center, you can take up to one or three cards.
You put them on the character in front of you.
The one who gets the most futon cards wins.
However, if someone other than you, "Sorekazehikunchau", says it,
you flip the top of the card you're holding.
The top?
Yes.
When you flip it, there's an instruction written on it.
You have to follow that instruction.
First of all, this "muji".
This is a normal futon.
Since it's a mistake made by the one who made the decision, you have to hand over one card from the one who made the decision.
This is also a "umou" futon.
It's a normal futon, so it's the same.
When you count the cards in total at the end, you get two points for each card.
It's a good futon.
It's warm.
Next is this one.
Moreover, you say, "It's all my futon."
Because it's the futon of the person who made the decision, you have to hand over all the cards to the person.
Yes, you hand it over to the person who made the decision.
And, the mother collects all of the cards she has.
The wet futon is for the person who turned it over to collect the cards.
And, this is the last one.
The older sister?
The older sister.
If you bring in the older sister, you can't do it, right?
The person who gets this will lose.
Lose?
Lose in one blow.
Lose?
The older sister...
Well, let's start with Nasu-kun.
Yes.
First of all, everyone, you don't have a futon, so you can't say it yet.
Yes, yes, yes.
So, it's better for you to win, so I'll go with three cards.
I see.
First of all, since you have a futon...
You can't say it yet.
You can't look at the inside.
You can't even look at Nasu-kun?
That's right, that's right.
There are times when there's a woman in this situation.
I see.
I'll go with two cards.
Two cards.
Yes, two cards.
Well, I'll be modest and go with one card.
One card.
Yes.
Two cards.
Yes.
If you have a futon, you can say it now.
I see, you can say it now.
I'll go with one card!
Yes, yes, yes!
What are you doing?
Are you going to win?
Do you want me to flip the top card?
Yes, please flip it.
Oh!
That means Matsumoto-san has made a mistake and has to give up his futon to Ichimada-san.
Can I show this futon?
You don't have to show it.
But Matsumoto-san, you don't have any rights anymore.
Please return it.
Yes, please leave it there.
Because you don't have a futon.
That's right.
Next, Endo has three cards.
Kanaka is pulling out two cards at a time.
I'll go with one card.
Oh!
I see.
Then, I'll go with two cards.
Yes.
I told you to shut up!
You said it, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Yes.
Peram.
Yes! And I...
This is why you have all of Hamada-san's cards.
Why?
What do you mean?
Are you saying you played Hamada-san's cards?
That's right.
Why did you do it?
It means you had Hamada-san's cards.
That's right.
So you took all of Hamada-san's cards.
Yes.
So you lost all of them.
That's not good.
Three cards. One, two, and three.
How many cards?
One.
Oh, I see.
Isn't that Kazehito?
Oh, you said it.
What about Tameguchi?
Senior.
That's fine.
Senior.
That's fine.
Is there a Tameguchi card here?
It's a game.
No, it's not.
Please turn around.
Oh!
So Hamada-san has...
Oh, this is bad!
Oh!
This is bad.
Hamada-san might be strong.
Yes.
Next, Endo has two cards.
Tanaka has three cards.
Nasu has two cards each.
Oh, I can see what's going on.
Now...
Now, Kaze-san doesn't have any cards yet.
Kaze-san doesn't have any cards yet.
He doesn't.
Now...
That's not good!
Hamada-san doesn't know how to say it.
That's not good.
Here we go.
Dig!
Oh!
Yes!
So Hamada-san has...
Hamada-san has one card.
Oh, I see what you mean.
Yes.
You're good at this.
Yes, I am.
Right?
Yes.
Isn't that Kaze-kun's card?
Oh!
Isn't it good?
It's good, isn't it?
It's a shame!
Pirorirori!
Oh!
This is a bad omen, so I'll give you one card.
You've done it!
You'll get two points for that!
You've done it!
You've done it, Hosei-san!
You've done it!
This is sad...
Yes.
Now, two cards!
Two cards!
Yes.
I've won!
Next up is Kanagawa.
Kanagawa, Kanagawa.
I'll go.
Oh, it's a strong card.
Amada-san, it's strong.
Amada-san, it's quite strong.
Amada-san, it's strong.
Three cards.
It's alright.
Yes, it's alright.
Three cards!
Without his wife...
If it's too much...
I won't write it!
Why not?
Write it!
What do you mean?
That's it.
Mr. Tamada, please give me one.
Thank you very much.
Mr. Tamada is good at it, but he's dodging it.
He's dodging it.
Then I'll go with only one.
I'm counting it!
He's counting it!
Are you sure?
I'm counting it!
He's definitely counting it.
Mr. Tamada, you're counting it, aren't you?
I see.
Three.
One.
He's counting it.
Two.
Three.
Isn't he counting it?
End.
He's counting it.
Mr. Tamada is counting it now.
He's counting it.
No, but...
There's a pattern.
There's a reversal.
There's enough of it.
Three.
Don't count it!
It's violent.
I'm scared.
He grabbed it all!
Wow!
That's amazing!
This is damage.
This is amazing!
It's Hamada-san's turn.
Will he win it?
Go for it!
I'll go for it.
Oh!
Hamada-san lost.
You can't participate anymore.
You can't bring a woman here when you're having so much fun.
You'll be kicked out.
You can't participate anymore.
Next, Endo has two cards.
Kanaka has one card.
You have one card.
You'll catch a cold.
Are you okay?
You only have one card.
Go for it!
Okay.
Now, Kanaka has ten cards.
Okay.
Now, Nasu has two cards.
Hosei has one card.
Matsumoto has two cards.
Endo has one card.
Where will Matsumoto-san go?
That's right.
I only have one card.
That's right. You only have five cards.
If you think about it now,
I have nothing to say to you.
You brought it up.
Hamada-san has lost.
Don't stop the flow.
That's right.
I'll go for one card.
It's not that cold.
Yes, it is!
Let's do it!
Yes!
One card.
It's still okay.
One card.
It's not that cold.
This one.
Yes, it's coming!
All of it.
Yes, yes!
- Thank you. - Actually, Matsumoto-san was about to do it, too.
- Matsumoto-san, Matsumoto-san. - No, three cards!
Yeah, you should do it here.
- Now, the last one. - The last one, right?
- It's me, right? - Yes.
- I think it's this one. - It's the last one, right?
- Yes. - I'm afraid of this one.
- Go to hell! - Matsumoto-san won this one!
- Matsumoto-san won! - Matsumoto-san won!
- Now, what will happen to Matsumoto-san in the end? - This is...
- What? - If water comes out of this one, it means that Endo-san will give it all to Bosch.
- Endo-san will give it all to Bosch. - What?
- All of this will be given to Bosch. - What is it?
- Please collect it. - What is it?
- Yes. - Endo-san will give it all to Bosch.
Here, if a woman's card comes out, it's a loss.
However, Tanaka doesn't have it and Umobuton's score is added, too.
It's 15 points.
And Nasu has 10 points.
- No, Tanaka will win for sure. - Yes, he will win for sure.
- I'm going to... - Yes.
- You were careful. - You're a man of double oil.
- You were prepared. - You were prepared.
Next entertainer, please!
So, what did you two bring for us?
We are a group of three entertainers, and we have a YouTube channel called "Yakisoba Pan Channel".
So we brought a game that got us excited!
What is Foodle's Game?
Here it is!
"Impossible Game"!
You have to say your favorite noun in order in this game.
The person next to you who says the noun will have you say a verb that is absolutely impossible.
For example?
For example, it's like this...
"bread", "bread", "car", "car", "eat"
"car", "eat" is impossible, so it's okay.
This is okay.
As an example of failure...
"bread", "bread", "car", "car", "car", "run"
"car", "run" is possible, so it's no good.
So, everyone, please point and say "it's possible"!
Everyone, please point and say "it's possible"!
I'll say it.
When does it start?
Yay!
"Impossible Game"!
Yay!
"chair", "eat", "camera"
"eat", "camera"
- Yes, it's started. - It's started!
- It's a creative one.
- Matsumoto san is already spinning. - It's started.
- It's like "see you later", "see you later". - Yes.
- Matsumoto san will start. - Yay!
- Impossible game. - Yay!
"eat", "camera"
- There's a lot. - You can put it in your mouth.
- You can throw the orange. - You can throw it.
- You can eat it. - You can eat it.
- You can't just throw an orange. - You can eat it.
- I will go first. - Okay.
- Which game starts first? - Yay!
Impossible game. Yay!
Okay!
"TOKYO"...
Clap, clap!
"REQUEST", clap, clap!
"MATSUMOTO", clap, clap!
"EAT"... clap, clap, clap!
- Not enough? - Clap, clap!
That didn't advance at all!
- Doesn't advance at all! - Not at all!
"MATSUMOTO, eat it"!
- That's not worth mentioning. - You need to mention the next one.
- Then you can talk about something else. - Okay, I'll say "MATSUMOTO, eat it"...
I thought it was impossible.
But it's possible.
But Matsumoto-san said "what are you going to eat?"
If I say it strictly...
Matsumoto-san said "what are you going to eat?"
Wouldn't it be better if you said "eat"?
But I've been eaten by a wind tribe or something like that.
No, it's not like that.
Kosei-san said it.
It's getting a little difficult.
I want to do it properly.
Let's do it.
Let's start with Kosei-san.
"Kaboscha" (pumpkin)
"Nihon" (japan)
"Hipparu" (pull)
"Kaboscha" (pumpkin)
"Nageru" (throw)
You throw anything.
You can throw anything.
You can really throw anything.
The show itself is embarrassing.
That's right.
That's really true.
Let's have the next entertainer.
Please!
Hello!
Congratulations!
Please!
I'm not sleeping.
Are you okay this time?
I'm okay!
I brought my own game.
Wada Manjuu has been wrestling for a long time.
He is strong physically and has strong abs.
I brought a game using that.
It's very hard.
Nelson's plan! New game! Original game tour!
This is the game I brought this time!
Wada Manjuu Abs Singing Game!
As I said earlier, Wada Manjuu has strong abs.
He rides a person on his abs and makes the person run.
He sings a song.
The game is to guess what song Wada Manjuu is singing.
I see.
I got it.
If you know the song, please sing it for me.
I will sing it loudly.
It's a song you know.
I will sing it.
Let's start Wada Manjuu Abs Intro Game!
His voice is small.
What is this?
Hurry up and stop it.
I don't know.
I can't sing that long.
Can you sing it better?
I will sing it louder.
It's a famous song.
I know it.
You did your best.
I will sing it!
Ken.
Hyuk.
What?
Can you do it a little faster?
I can't do it anymore.
This is my line.
You!
We want to know.
We are thinking about it.
We don't know it now.
We will tell you the answer now.
We want to know it.
What did you say?
It's perfume.
I know this song.
I know it.
You don't know perfume, do you?
I'm sorry.
I will say it.
You changed it.
The second question.
Start!
I don't know it.
You don't know it?
What is it?
Turn it around.
It's not turning.
It's turning.
We want to know it a little faster.
We are thinking about it.
Can you do it a little faster?
The answer is "WOW WOW TO DIE".
What?
We want to know it.
Please sing it.
Let me sing it.
Ah, I see.
That's how you sing it.
That's how you say it, right?
Actually...
It's a little long-winded, isn't it?
I see, I see.
You can still do it, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay.
I have no choice but to say it.
Really?
That's how you sing it, isn't it?
Now, the third one. Start!
I want to be beautiful.
The picture doesn't show my beauty.
You said it!
You gave up!
You really did it!
You did it!
You can tell by a mouse.
I can't tell by a mouse.
What are you doing?
Please do it seriously.
Is it because of my footwork?
Me?
Maybe it is.
Can you do it?
Yes.
You still have a problem, right?
Yes, I do.
You can do it for 30 minutes, right?
I can't do it for 30 minutes.
What?
I can't do it for 30 minutes.
It's your weakness.
Let's do it for 30 minutes.
I can't do it for 30 minutes.
It's your weakness.
Can you do it for 30 minutes?
Really?
Yes.
Let me do it.
Wait a minute.
What's wrong?
If you do it with your heel, it will go in like this.
I want you to do it with your eyes.
With your eyes?
Yes, with your heels.
I see.
I won't let you do it.
I see.
I won't let you do it.
Are you really strong?
Yes.
You are soft.
Yes, yes.
You can do it, Yama-chan.
Can you do it?
Yes.
You are my right hand.
I am your left hand.
Orinasuit might warm up someone someday.
You are doing this, aren't you?
He is doing this.
What is it?
He is doing this.
It's difficult.
But I know what you mean when you say "kishi".
Is that so?
Drink "kishi" and show me again.
Wait a minute.
Let's stretch it out.
Can we take some time for it?
Stretch it out.
"kishi-kun" is fine, isn't it?
Not "hamada" is fine, isn't it?
It's absolutely fine.
It's light.
It's not that heavy.
It's light.
Is it true?
It's probably the lightest.
But it's light in terms of weight.
Then...
Please step on it normally.
I'm sorry.
Is it okay?
Not at all.
Don't say that.
I don't usually do it.
I don't do it because I don't like it.
You are strong.
Thank you very much.
I'll hit you.
Hamada!
I just won.
Go home.
Don't worry about killing yourself.
I just won today.
I'm shocked.
Nelson's koan "wadamanjyu" abs singing game.
Hamada gets on his stomach and "wadamanjyu" comes out.
Here?
I'll hit you.
I'm sorry.
Can I move?
Yes.
Hamada!
It's not Hamada, it's Hamada.
Hamada!
I don't know what's going on.
I want you to move alternately.
If you hit me like this, I can't do it either.
I've never done it before.
I didn't see it.
It's Hamada.
I'm fine.
That's right.
I'm begging you.
Are you serious?
Hamada!
Wait!
Are you serious?
Hamada!
Are you serious?
Hamada!
Who is Hamada?
I can't do it.
I think I'm the cause of it at first.
But you're the cause of it in the second half.
We didn't do anything.
We were singing in the second half.
Will it get worse after this?