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In the first episode of "Useless Kids", Endo vs. Jinnai, "True Daikon Yakusha Rescue Operation"!
"Kessen", right?
"Kessen", yes.
Whether it's "sakusen" or "kessen", it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter?
Today, we're going to decide on "Daikon Yakusha's Teppei".
That's right.
I think we already know from Sato Jiro-san's words.
Oh, I see.
Based on the previous quiz, "Sato Jiro's 100 Things"...
Who do you think is the most "daikon" out of the five of you?
Out of a sudden...
Endo-san.
I did it!
I remember his anger a little.
That much?!
Endo's "daikon" acting is outstanding!
From now on...
I'm going to "jack" this bus!
Endo Shozo's main role is "back-to-back" bus "jack"!
That's...
Alright, we don't have much time. Let's hurry up.
That "dirty" acting is worthy of "Daikon Yakusha's Teppei"!
No way...
Shozo, you know, right?
I... Jinnai...
Oh, about that...
I've been paying attention to Jinnai.
Really?!
Before that...
He appeared in "Nagoya Seisaku"'s "Hiru no Doraemon".
For quite a long time.
It's quite a serious drama.
Every time, I feel like I'm going to throw up.
What?!
You feel like you're going to throw up when you watch a drama?!
I feel like I'm going to spit out food I haven't eaten yet!
Here it is!
I couldn't go home today.
Tomonori Jinnai played the main cast in the drama "Cinderella Date".
Out of all the shops I designed, I like this one the most.
I came here with the footsteps I gave to the health insurance office.
The second year, it was right after I opened my office.
I slipped into the home and had a fight with the catcher.
The doctor said it wasn't good yet, but you left work quickly.
I couldn't help but want to eat this red wine here.
Great speech and great acting!
I look forward to working with you for the next ten years.
In a sense, this is Asia first or second.
That's an amazing level!
For two people like that to come together in Japan!
It's amazing!
And we're in the same company!
We're in the same company!
That happens!
Now, let's welcome the two main characters!
Let's go!
Excuse me, Jinna-san.
You look like you're offended.
First of all, what does "gaydel" mean?
I've done it before, but...
It's a serious drama called "Cinderella Date".
It's about third place.
Do you know the word "gaydel"?
No, I don't know the word "gaydel" in Nagoya, but...
I saw a play with my ex-wife and I got "gaydel".
Everyone is like that.
Really?
I think it's a commercial, but I got "gaydel" when I saw it.
Everyone is "gaydel".
Even when I came out, I acted like I wasn't riding it.
That's "gaydel".
You shouldn't have done it.
You shouldn't have acted like you weren't convinced.
You shouldn't have done it.
You should have done it.
You shouldn't have done it.
Endo-senpai, you're acting like you're in trouble now.
If you say that, you won't be able to do anything.
It's hard for me to do it.
Why are we doing "habutae" today?
Both of you have done acting before.
This time, the theme is "times".
The video is black and white.
It's monochrome.
The blackness is obvious.
It's like that.
Endo and Jinnai filmed the same scene in advance.
The members will look at it and rate it.
The one with the lowest total score will be called "king of big chaos".
I'm sorry.
Did you really do it seriously?
Do you have confidence?
Of course.
I did it seriously.
We should look at it seriously.
The first scene is a conspiracy scene.
Conspiracy scene...
Well, if it's a period drama...
It exists.
It certainly exists.
This is...
"Chase", "Chase"
That's right.
It means "die" from now on.
Let's look at it from Endo's conspiracy acting.
His face...
His face is...
Wait a minute...
I think he's going to die from now on.
He's thinking about various things.
Endo Shozaburo...
By the knight who turns his back on his master...
As ordered...
I ask for your surrender.
He's not saying anything, is he?
Surrender...
He's saying everything.
Thank you.
Live happily.
What?
What do you mean, "thank you, live happily"?
If that's what kills you...
What?
If it saves the lives of mortals...
I see.
Let's be happy and cut off our bellies.
What kind of face is that?
Endo Shozaburo...
Show me how you cut off your belly!
What kind of face is that?
He's going to come out of nowhere, isn't he?
From now on...
I will...
He's going to read his own voice.
I will read my own voice.
I see.
Zontsuru.
"Zontsuru"? Is that right?
Yokaro.
As you can see...
What?
Even if I die...
Many years later...
My nose... will... fall off!
That's funny.
He's doing it seriously.
He's a man who laughs at anything.
It's really...
good.
Then...
Too much emotion...
Ah, I see.
But it happens.
Too much emotion makes it smell bad.
That's right.
It became "chichipurun".
That doesn't matter.
It became "chichipurun".
Maybe it's his physique.
It's like playing golf.
Can you not look at me like that?
It's a period drama.
This guy!
Hurry up!
Why?
It's a curse.
I'll punish you!
What?
I don't know what you're saying.
I'll punish you!
I won't forgive you!
What?
I won't forgive you.
I won't forgive you?
I said I won't forgive you.
I see.
Let me do it.
I hesitated.
This is bad.
What?
This is bad.
I hesitated.
Do it seriously.
I'm serious.
Let me laugh.
I'm not laughing.
I'm serious.
This is terrible.
I'm sorry.
This is terrible.
What are you saying?
I won't forgive you!
I won't forgive you.
I won't forgive you in my life.
What are you looking at?
Interpretation?
When you curse like that, do you curse at night?
Do you curse at night?
You're hungry.
You'll curse at night.
I'll curse at night, too.
I can hear you laughing.
We don't do this kind of thing in the ending scene.
Everyone, this is a judgment.
No, it's difficult.
What do you think?
Everyone, put your cards together.
I'll do it like this.
Total -4.
- 4?
Suddenly?
Is it a debt start?
Looking at it now, Jinnai, what do you think?
Isn't your expression wrong?
I see.
Is it like this when you're angry?
I've put in a good acting plan.
I didn't know such a funny guy like this would come out.
That's right. It makes you blush, doesn't it?
I see.
Humanity and mankind,
even if you turn your back on your master,
you will still be forced to obey your master's commands.
Surrender and live happily ever after.
- Live happily ever after? - That's not what it means.
If that's what will save you and your family's lives...
He's got a good one.
Let's cut our bellies with joy!
- I see. - Yeah, he's got a good voice.
God of humanity, show me how you cut your bellies!
Finally, I will read you a poem I wrote myself.
- Didn't you just bite your tongue? - I don't know.
- It's like a blue darkness. - Yeah, it's like a blue darkness.
For my country, I will devote my heart to the river.
I will not lose my way and leave it to the wind.
- He's got a good face. - Yeah.
- Then I'll leave it to you.
That's fine.
You know, you have that face you were talking about.
I will take this life as a reward!
"Reward"!
I knew it.
I wanted to buy this.
"Reward"!
This is bad.
You don't have to laugh.
I wasn't trying to laugh.
Someone said "Reward"!
Like an elementary school student.
"Reward"!
It's like a sports day.
Let's decide!
One, two, three!
"Reward"!
I knew it!
Why were you laughing at the end?
I didn't know what you were doing.
I knew it!
Next is the poisonous scene.
Poisonous?
You are having fun, but you get poisoned and drink it.
And you die from the pain.
This is a difficult scene.
You are nervous from the beginning.
"Reward"!
It is thanks to your excellent command that we have been able to win the war of our times!
With this, our country will be at peace, too!
Listen up!
Our country's glory has only just begun!
From now on, Tengadori will...
Those who stand in my way will be crushed without mercy!
I'm sorry...
This is a little too much...
...quickly...
...one...
I'm sorry.
Let's drink up tonight!
- Yes! - Drink up!
- You're a pervert. - Let's party tonight!
What's wrong with you?
- Again? - Again?
- This is too much! - Again?
- Again?
- Stop it! - Again?
- Again?
- Scary, scary, scary...
Scary, scary, scary...
Damn you, Hakariyontara!
- Again? - Again?
- This is too much! - The Jinnai family has destroyed me and my family!
Stop it!
Go back!
I won't die!
I can't die of poison like this!
What an idiot.
I won't die!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Oh, it's gone.
His acting is amazing and his behavior is crazy too.
Why did you drink it again when you've already been poisoned?
It's not purified soup.
Check it again.
No, no!
Because when you say yes, you say yes, right?
No, I don't!
It's poison and I don't like it!
No, I didn't say yes! I said it twice because I didn't think it was weird.
He's been poisoned only twice and his score is -17 points.
End. Can he get away with it all at once?
He's laughing without listening.
It's all thanks to your excellent command that we've won this battle!
Now this country is safe!
Listen up! The darkness of our country has only just begun!
- It stinks! - It's just getting started!
- Those who stand in my way... - You're not dressed properly.
- ...are not welcome here. - You're a piece of shit!
I'll smash you up!
- Your plan stinks. - It stinks, doesn't it?
Well, well, well, let's drink up tonight!
- Yes, sir! - No, no, wait...
- Well, well, well... - Well, well, well...
- Yes, sir! - Well, well, well...
- Well, well, Mr. Ikkon? - We're off now!
- Where are we? - This is a steam house.
- This is going to be fun! - Where are we?
- We're in Oita now. - We're in Oita now.
- What a mess... - What a mess...
- Let's go. - I didn't realize that.
- Let's go. - You're right.
Thank you for watching.
- How did you like it? - It's impossible for me.
You...
What are you doing?
Master! Master!
He's struggling.
- You... - You stink.
I knew it!
You were destroyed by the Endoh family and now you hate our family?!
- Look, I'm going to pull out my sword and... - Wait!
- You stink. - I'm sorry.
This is...
it's like poison...
and it's like the end of the world...
- You stink. - You're too much.
- Take my sword... - You can't.
- You're so mean.
- You're right. - You're so mean.
- There's a lot of stuff. - You're mean.
- I can't cut it. - A lot of things.
- Yes.
It's like that, too.
- Everything I did, really. - Everything you did?
- Like, when I died on the jeep. - Right, right, right.
- What I hate is smell. - Yeah, I know what you mean.
- Like - That's a conte.
- Yeah, it's a conte. - Yeah, right.
- But you made yourself sound bad and stuff. - Yeah, I know.
- But when you drink, you say "Hey, hey!"
No, no, no, after I drank poison and did my own thing, I was like looking for contact lenses.
You were looking for them, weren't you?
I was looking for them.
You know, like, um, the ozen that you say in the shower.
The ozen you say in the shower.
Yes.
You avoided it well and properly, didn't you?
You didn't say "gata gata gata" and just left it to the momentum, did you?
You avoided it well and properly.
I did. I did.
Really?
I was really surprised.
He can't sympathize with his too difficult acting and rated it -12 points.
Jin-san, you're really something else.
That's right.
Jin-san, you're really something else.
You're really something else.
You didn't drink poison twice.
Next, we won't do a VTR.
We'll do an impromptu performance on the spot.
I see.
I'm scared.
Next, we'll do an impromptu performance with only facial expressions.
It's a must for a period drama.
We'll have you perform "big laugh", "planning face", and "angry crazy face" for 10 seconds each.
Endo-san, are you ready?
Yes, I am.
I'm thinking about which one I should show you first.
Let's go.
First, Endo-san.
"Big laugh" performance.
Action!
You bastard!
I will never let you live!
Cut!
Let's judge, everyone.
Don!
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry, Mr. Yamamoto.
It's not "max" but "minor"
I hate it!
You hate it?
Next, Jinnai.
First, a big laugh.
Action!
I can't stop laughing.
Action!
[Laughter]
This is terrible.
Okay, I won.
[Bell rings]
Action!
You bastard!
[Laughter]
You bastard!
I won't forgive you, you bastard!
[Laughter]
[Bell rings]
Do it properly!
You bastard!
Let's see the result.
Action!
It's not enough.
Are you kidding me?
With -51 points,
it's Mr. Jinnai!
[Applause]
There's no one like you, Jinnai.
I want you to do it again.
Mr. Endo, what do you think of the result?
I think it's a natural result.
I think it's about 20 points.
Mr. Endo got -32 points.
[Laughter]
Both of you got -32 points.
It's weird for you to say it's a natural result.
[Bell rings]
[Music]
I'm nervous.
[Music]
He's crazy.
He's sleepy.
He's staring at me.
Which is it?
I didn't know it was this bad.
Right?
This is weird.
I'm scared.
[Laughter]
Kato Cha-san.
[Laughter]
Cha-san.
[Laughter]
He's not a college student.
But they look alike.
Cha-san.
He looks like Daffender.
[Laughter]
Cha-san.
Mind of C.
It was Kato Cha-san in the end.
Cha-san?
Mori-san and Cha-san.
Yes, yes, yes.
They just changed houses.
They came in with marble.
He looks like Takeshi before he got killed.
[Laughter]
Many people...
[Screaming]
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