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Tonight's "Gaki no Tsukai" is a 24-hour long interview with Diane Tsuda, "Kanketsu-hen", or "The Boy Who Fell in Love with a Teacher".
One day, that teacher came to me with a strange hairstyle. It wasn't even a perm, but everyone was eating hamburgers.
Everyone was eating hamburgers, and I was eating hamburgers, and I was happy, and everyone was eating hamburgers, and I was the only one who got hit in the eye.
In middle school, he was afraid of his scary seniors.
There was a guy who made a hole in the classroom bench and a hole in the wall, and he was crying and shaking like crazy.
What would you like me to say if you came here?
I'll pour you this coffee and eat you up.
He worked hard every day.
Was it dark at the time?
It was a little dark at the time.
And he became a comedian and opened up his true nature as a guest.
Wait a minute, you're asking me a lot of questions.
You're the worst.
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Even if I arrive...
Oh, it's not on yet.
The time is 10:07 pm.
He looks a little tired, but he goes back to the hotel and resumes the interview.
- I drank a beer. - That's terrible.
- What is your family background now? - It's fast.
I'm a wife, eldest son, second son and eldest daughter.
- How did you meet your wife? - I met her in a game about three years ago.
- I met her at a club I went with Tenshin Kimura. - What is the word for "propose"?
We lived together like brothers.
Then we decided to get married.
As an entertainer, he got married at a relatively young age of 30 years old.
He is blessed with three children and five families.
- How old are you now? - I'm seven years old now.
- Your daughter is seven years old. - No, she's six.
- I'm seven years old now. - How about your brothers?
- My brother is twelve years old. - Twelve years old!
- My sister is thirteen and fourteen years old. - What are you talking about?
- She is thirteen and fourteen years old. - What are you talking about?
- What kind of children do you have? - My brother is young.
- He doesn't study at all, but he is good at English. - My second son is a little cold-hearted, but he is a good boy.
- What about your daughter? - My daughter is strong-willed.
- She says she wants to play for a while. - I see.
Currently, only two days a week are available for family to go to Tokyo and Osaka.
Sometimes, a child's growth is painful.
For the first time in my life, I got chocolate from my daughter.
I put it in a box and opened it, and it was rotten.
So I was in pain and cried a little.
I ate one and cried so much that I couldn't eat it.
So I said, "I'll eat it again next time," and put it in the refrigerator.
There were several boxes like this.
My wife said, "Don't look at it!"
But when I opened it, it was written very beautifully.
It was like I put it like this around what I cut.
It was a little frustrating.
It was like a scum that came out of it.
I cut it around it and cut it into the shape I like, and it was...
It's a great story.
In addition to such an insincere side of him, there is an unexpected surprise.
Actually, I have a letter from my family.
Really?
Yes.
From my wife.
To my dad.
Thank you for your work every day.
When we got married, we didn't have any TV work at all, and we had a lot of trouble.
We had a son, a son-in-law, and a daughter.
I'm glad I got a stable job and married my dad.
I'm glad I was blessed with children.
I'll always be there for you.
I love you.
From Rea.
How do you like my letter from your wife?
No, no, I'm happy.
Actually, I have one more.
Oh!
It's from my daughter.
Oh, my!
I'll read it for you.
To my father,
Thank you for always doing your job.
I know it's hard, but thank you for doing it.
Do your best at work.
It's not very interesting at home,
but it's interesting on TV, isn't it?
I'm happy that you play with me.
I love you, Dad.
I love you.
I've been to a lot of places with you, Dad.
I'm grateful for you.
Thank you.
From Rea.
Shhhhh!
Oh!
What's up?
Are you crying?
You're happy, aren't you?
What?
My father's painting is good, too.
You're happy, aren't you?
He draws me with all his heart.
How did you like your daughter's letter?
I'm happy because it's the first time for me.
It's been 13 hours since the interview started.
From now on, it's Tsuda's love story.
What kind of love have you had in your life so far?
I've been in a lot of love in my life.
From happy love to sad love.
When was the first time you were in love?
When I was in second year of high school.
She was cute and small.
She was sad.
Why did you break up with her?
I fell in love with someone else and said goodbye.
Did you shake her more often?
Yes, I did.
I tried to shake her.
Are you lying?
Is there a reason for that?
No, it's not about shaking her.
It's about being shaken.
Isn't it good?
It's not cool at all.
Is there a place you drop women?
Well, the best reason I've used it is the river bar in Minato Town, Osaka.
What's the success rate?
One hundred percent.
One hundred percent?
There's a private room and you can see the river there.
You can only go there if you go through a general seat and touch everyone's eyes.
By giving people sitting in a general seat a sense of superiority, I hit it one hundred percent.
You're using dirty words.
No, it's not dirty. But as a strategy, I definitely used it.
If you don't have confidence in your parents, please give us some advice.
I don't know what my parents like.
Parents have different preferences.
They can be unpleasant or ugly.
A little change can make you cute.
There are people who like that.
Let's go with confidence.
Let's go out.
Tsuda-san, do you like S or M?
I like S very much.
I like embarrassing and shy girls.
Please talk to the camera.
Wow, what's up with you, Mr. Iizen?
What's up with you?
You look like you're about to take a walk.
What's up? What's up?
Wow, what's up with you?
Huh? Why? Why are you like this?
Wait a minute, you're really drunk.
The worst.
Tsuda is in a good mood for his love talk.
He borrows alcohol to speed up the interview.
Why is it dark in a movie theater?
Even if you hold hands for the first date, you can't see around you, can you?
Are you the type of person who holds hands in a movie theater?
Absolutely.
If you were to duct one of the members of the band, who would it be?
Who would it be?
Mr. Tanaka?
Oh, me!
What do you think about him?
He seems like a smooth talker.
What do you think about Mr. Bantai?
He's still at the top of his game.
I think it's really amazing.
What do you think about Mr. Hosei?
Oh, Mr. Lagoga.
He's not above or below, but I think he's the most interesting person among Mr. Lagoga.
What do you think about Mr. Endo?
There's got to be something!
Mr. Endo is...
Don't bite me!
Don't bite me, Frisco!
He's from Osaka, but he's a comedian from Tokyo.
Is that all you can say in such a short time?
The first kiss was a one-sided one.
He had a good personality, but he hid his true feelings.
When did you last kiss?
I recently went out with my wife and kissed her.
When did you kiss anyone but your wife?
I don't know.
You like kissing, don't you?
I love it when girls kiss like this.
I'm starting to like it.
It's going down, everyone.
It's 2 a.m.
They call for a body care service to help with fatigue.
It's going down, everyone.
What kind of massage do you like?
Oil massage.
While enjoying a moment of bliss with aroma oil, they continue with their interview.
What do you think about Arios's marriage?
I think it's great.
Is there anything you'd like to apologize for to your children?
I hope they don't hate me for breaking up with me.
As a couple, what are your best memories?
Thank you.
I'm sleepy.
What are you doing?
What are you most grateful for your partner, Yusuke-san?
Tsuda, who is completely relaxed, finally falls asleep.
This is a strong stimulus that wakes him up.
Ouch!
I don't like anything.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Who do you think will sing "kukoka" at the opening ceremony of the Tokyo Olympics?
Yes!
Yusuke-san, your face is this way.
Ouch!
What is this?
You look like a pervert.
What is the episode that you remember the most?
In the second half of the game, Ichikawa did a backflip on me.
I was playing a game on my phone.
A woman said, "Stop playing a video game."
That's all I remember about that episode.
That's what made it interesting.
You're really good at playing video games.
I can't get enough of it.
When do you not get enough of it?
When I'm stressed out.
So you're really stressed out right now.
I'm not kidding.
How old were you when you first started playing video games?
I think I was in 5th or 6th grade.
But since I started playing video games late, I think there are a lot of people who are geniuses.
I see.
Do you ever feel like you're a genius?
Is there anything you find interesting when you sleep?
Tsuda-san...
What's up with you?
Are you laughing at me?
Tsuda somehow answers the interview without falling asleep.
What is manzai for you, Tsuda-san?
I get asked that a lot.
What is manzai for you, Tsuda-san?
What is manzai?
It's manzai.
It's life.
It's not life.
I hate people who ask me those kinds of questions.
What's up with you?
Go home!
And 20 hours passed since the beginning.
20 hours...
What's this? Did you bring it here?
He's interviewing me again.
That surprised me!
From now on, viewers will ask Tsuda-san questions that they want to know.
Please answer them!
He's so irritated.
What kind of wax do you use?
It's Gatsby's purple one.
Is it big one or small one?
Big one. Big one.
It's about 800 yen.
Let's move on to the next question.
I'm hungry.
I'd like to see Tsuda-san's full power.
Full power smile!
Full power chop!
Thank you very much.
Let's move on to the next question.
I'm a little wet when I put my hand in here.
Please dance an interesting dance.
Thank you very much.
This is the end of the question box.
Tsuda's physical strength is about to reach its limit.
If you were to rate Tsuda-san's life so far, what would you rate it?
I'm doing what I like and my family is happy with me.
I'd say it's about 90 points.
You're such a detective.
What's your favorite snack?
That's a tough one!
It's driving me crazy!
What are you talking about?
It's like I'm talking to a robot.
Please answer.
My favorite snack is...
Garbo.
Why?
It's good.
It's crispy and good.
I agree.
What are you talking about?
Go home!
You're driving me crazy!
What is it?
It's driving me crazy!
If you had a year off,
what would you do?
That's a tough one!
What do you mean?
If I had a year off,
I'd play for the first two months and
look for a job for the next ten months.
What do you mean?
Read it carefully!
I don't need a year off!
You're driving me crazy!
What's your answer?
They continue their interview
in a bad mood.
I'm scared!
It's been 23 hours since they started.
They have one hour left
for their long interview.
They have little time left
for their long interview.
Do you have anything to say to Mark?
Mark, God's child, strange child...
The young people are getting married and getting divorced.
What do you think about it?
There are more and more people who don't look like that age.
I think it's no use getting married and getting divorced.
Please tell me what's good about smart phone settlement.
I'm not on the side of smart phone settlement.
I think you can look it up for yourself.
Is there anything you've left behind in these 24 hours?
I don't want you to leave Tokyo without asking me.
I'm already in Tokyo, so please give me a regular show in Tokyo.
I'll do my best.
Would you like to appeal that the fourth generation is amazing?
Would you like me to appeal that the seventh generation is amazing?
Leave it to us.
Let's do our best together!
So far, they have answered 2623 questions.
And finally, the time has come!
This will be the last question.
No way! I'm so happy!
After talking for 24 hours, which one was your best answer?
Which one was your best answer?
What did you say?
Wait a minute. I'm really confused.
- I have a best answer for you. - What is it?
What does manzai mean to you?
That's the question I hate the most!
Manzai, manzai.
But this may be the answer.
For you, manzai, manzai, manzai.
Manzai, manzai.
- Tsubasa. - Yes?
- You have answered 24 questions. - Wow!
I don't remember the second half.
I should have told my juniors that I was amazing.
I had time when I was about to go crazy.
Thank you very much.
The essence is gone.
That man's attitude is gone.
When I first started working hard, I started drinking alcohol in the middle and it was impossible.
Even if you say it's hard work, it resonates with the diamond.
If you have that kind of attitude and you're passionate about it, you don't need a diamond.
That's not true, but don't you do Yusuke?
Yusuke is not the type of person to do this.
Yusuke's face will turn purple at the end.
Let's have Max do it.
Thank you for the 24-hour interview.
I will do it!
No, no, it won't sell.
No, no, I definitely said it.
I definitely said it.
Please judge by that alone.
No, it's not fair.
I definitely said it.
No, it's not fair.
I definitely said it.