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I want to know more about Jiro Sato!
I don't want to know!
Quiz! 100 things about Jiro Sato!
Actor Jiro Sato!
Not only does he act, but he also hosts quiz shows!
He's a super unique byplayer!
Let's find out about his unusual appearance!
What is Jiro's hobby?
I have no idea!
That's what you say at first!
I have no idea!
He seems a bit strange.
How is he like?
I have no idea.
Really?
I don't think so.
Answer, open!
I don't think anyone would know.
Yeah, no one would know.
His hobby is drinking.
Here's the correct answer!
What is Jiro's hobby?
Oh, you're calling me out of nowhere.
You're surprised, aren't you?
It's not a hobby, but if I had to say it, it's drinking all night.
Thank you!
Really?
Five or six years ago, when I hosted your show, you said you like drinking.
That's true, but...
As an insider...
There's no way you'd remember!
That bald spot.
You're lying!
Who said I had a bald spot?!
What is Jiro's childhood dream?
I have no idea.
That's right.
Let me see...
The answer is open!
Generally speaking...
I'm a professional wrestler, too.
A professional wrestler wears a helmet.
It's rare for a professional wrestler to wear a helmet.
Now, here's the correct answer.
I'm sorry, but I'm already an actor.
What?
Your dream has come true.
Right? Your dream has come true.
Since you were little.
Your childhood dream has come true.
That's amazing!
Wasn't it like that when you were little?
Like what?
You were an actor, weren't you?
When I was little, I wanted to be a truck driver.
A truck driver?
That's cool.
I wanted to be a truck driver.
Like in a movie.
Yeah, like in a movie.
When does Jiro feel stressed the most?
Stress...
Hmm...
I don't know...
Maybe it's because of that...
The answer is open!
No, no, no, no.
- Not accepted on stage. - Yes.
- That's bad words, isn't it? - It's not bad words!
- That's what you mean, right?
- That's what you mean!
Isn't that what everyone says?
- All Japanese people say the same thing! - That's not what you mean.
Then, here's the correct answer.
I really hope you don't get offended, but...
Is it a reality show that you do in a variety show?
- It's difficult. - Reality show...
- Is it a reality show you do in a variety show? - Reality show...
- Then, ask me! - Yes.
What have you done so far?
- For example... - Yes.
I often raise my voice in the shower.
In order to get rid of the embarrassment and regrets I had today,
I shout, "Eh-eh-eh!"
In a show called "Make It A Storm",
they asked me to do a reality show.
- In the shower, right? - Yes.
I said I didn't want to do a reality show with an old smartphone and a variety show,
but they told me not to advertise a movie, so I did it.
- You did it? - Yes.
- You put a lot of effort into making a movie, didn't you? - Yes.
- You did it? - Well, it can't be helped!
- It can't be helped! - No!
Jiro always watches...
- Wow! - Wow!
- What is it? - I don't watch it much.
- I don't watch it much.
I don't watch it at all.
The answer is...
You don't wear it often, do you?
Well, it depends.
Do you watch your own dramas?
Well, you know, I do a lot of unnecessary things.
Wow, it's cut here.
Unnecessary things...
Ad-libs...
Yes, yes, there are a lot of ad-libs.
Do you watch musical instruments?
I've heard that it's a great anxiety of musical instruments.
Is it true?
It's like my great anxiety.
Is it Hosei's anxiety?
Seriously?
I've only appeared in "Gaki no Tsukai".
I'm sure you watch it.
Well, here's the correct answer.
Well, you know...
It can be a musical instrument, of course.
But to be honest with you,
I watch live TV until morning.
You don't wear it often, do you?
He suddenly said "multiple songs".
"Multiple songs" all of a sudden...
How does Giro use his recorder to do "monoboke"?
Wait, if you say that...
I'll scream in the shower.
No, I'm serious.
I just said I don't like it.
"Monoboke" won't come up first, right?
I don't know anymore.
Well, you know...
The answer is...
Well, you know...
Mr. Tanaka is amazing.
Doesn't he know how to do it?
It's like a flowerpot.
Well, here's the correct answer.
Please "monoboke" with this recorder.
I don't like it.
You said you didn't like it.
Well...
You saw it, didn't you?
That's hell.
I know what you mean.
But you know, if you do it, you'll go to heaven.
Oh, you...
What is it?
What's this?
You have a beard.
I'm sorry.
His face was shining.
Full of love.
His love for his wife.
Don't say it first.
His love for his son.
I drank and fell asleep.
I realized it was nine o'clock in the morning.
Since then, my wife has told me to go to a park and get divorced.
I don't know.
He can't grasp Jiro Sato.
It's an accident in the park and it's not good.
The next thing I thought of was going to a new school in Rikuruto and quitting at New Shabby.
If there's a surprising answer...
He was an elite.
It's his own room at home.
He's normally serious.
Sometimes, he's super normal.
This is normal.
Very normal.
It was short.
Who will get the correct answer next?
Who do you think is the worst-mannered member of the band?
I really don't think we should ask that question.
This is...
It's a false accusation.
It's really like that.
I really think like that.
This is...
It's difficult.
It's a hard question.
I'm going to kill you.
The answer is...
I've met him before.
Me and Tanaka are Yamachans.
I'm also Hosei's fan.
I like him a lot.
There's no way you like someone who's bad- mannered, right?
To be honest, I don't know if I like him or not.
That's right.
I really like him.
Who do you think is the worst-mannered member of the band?
He's really funny.
What kind of question is that?
Is it you, Hosei-san?
I think you're a fan of Yamagishi.
Are you a fan of Hosei-san in the first place?
Yes, I've been to his concert.
I really like it.
I like Hosei-san when he gets scolded by Hamada- san for pranking him.
I like him more than anyone else.
Please stop.
I really like him.
How many seconds can Jiro guess what's in the box?
I wonder if he's good at this.
That's right. There are people who are afraid of putting it in.
Is it you?
Put it where you can't put it.
If you put it...
It depends on the contents of the box.
That's right.
Here is the correct answer.
Please put the contents of the box.
I don't like it.
It's open.
What is it?
I don't like it.
I really don't like it.
Ready...
Start!
Really?
I don't like it.
I really don't like it.
I don't like it.
I'm really scared of it.
See?
I'm scared of it.
Rules are like this.
You can't use both hands.
That's right.
Both hands are...
It's hard.
Both hands...
I don't like living things.
It's expensive.
I don't like it at all.
I don't know what it is.
I'm surprised!
What is it?
Can I touch it?
Of course you can.
What is it for?
Rock.
It's not a rock.
What is it?
151.
You didn't get it.
One hand and fist.
You can't touch it.
What is it for?
What kind of words does Jiro want to be scolded by the queen?
I'll leave it like this.
The answer is...
This is difficult.
I haven't been scolded.
You have a big face.
You're a bug.
You have a big face.
You're a big guy.
This great marriage man has a bad job.
Yes, he has a bad job.
You came again.
You said it.
I feel embarrassed about this habit.
You came again.
Here is the correct answer.
As for me...
I don't want to answer easily.
So I'll think about it carefully.
Easily, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll say it seriously.
Seriously.
If you say it again...
I won't do it anymore.
Are you serious?
You're experienced, aren't you?
Yes, I'm serious.
You don't say it often.
I don't say it often.
You're right.
I'm really happy about it.
Who is Jiro's biggest rival?
You mean we're the same?
Isn't it like that?
I don't know.
Who could it be?
Now you're talking.
You seem like it.
What?
That's right.
It's like this.
I don't think we're rivals.
But we're together like this.
Like this?
Yeah.
I guess that's what it means.
It's like this.
Yeah, you're right.
The answer is...
Isn't it us?
Yeah, I think so.
It's us.
It's old and new.
Yeah.
It's us.
It's Muro-san and Muro-kun.
We're all rivals.
Wow, really?
If we get this right, it'll feel good.
We'll get three points.
One point.
Now, here's the correct answer.
It's a different name.
There are so many great actors.
Come on!
There are so many actors who make you feel frustrated.
Come on!
To be honest...
Come on!
Even if five of you say "so booing" to me, I don't care.
To be honest...
Boing?
The rival is me.
What are you doing?!
Hey!
That's what they say.
I'm so angry!
Are you starting to relax?
I'm so angry!
You came here yourself.
What is Jiro's favorite city?
That's no good, right?
From there...
That's...
That's what I did.
Right?
Yes.
It's like this, right?
Answer, open!
It's because you can't go, right?
That's right!
Oh, is that so?
Well, you're from around here, aren't you?
I wonder if someone got it right?
Well, here's the correct answer.
Um, really, from the five of you,
even if it's so booming,
it doesn't mean anything.
No matter where it is,
it's a city where a wife and son live.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
All of a sudden, it's true!
Who did you screw anything with?
All of a sudden, it's true!
Of the five of you,
who do you think is the biggest fool?
Big fool?
Well, wait a minute...
Well, well, well...
If you like musical instruments...
That's right!
If you like musical instruments...
That's right!
Well...
Because you know.
The answer is...
Because you know.
The answer is...
Open my answer!
This feels weird.
It depends on if Sato is watching The Bus Jack.
Right.
They're both works.
Sato may have watched both of them.
I don't know about that.
Sato may have watched both of them.
Right.
He may have watched both of them.
I don't know if Sato knows about that or not.
That's right!
Here is the correct answer.
First of all, it is Hamada-san who is clearly the best.
I will answer this seriously.
Hamada-san and Mr. Tanaka-san are the best.
I can't believe you three can speak in unison.
I want to tell you that you are the best.
Hamada-san and Mr. Tanaka-san are wonderful.
And the best one is Mr. Endo-san.
I did it! I did it!
Do you know it?
No, I don't know it.
But I remember my anger.
Do you remember your anger?
Yes, I remember my shivering anger.
Do you know "Bus Jack"?
Please say it.
Do you know "Bus Jack"?
Endo Shien's...
I don't know it.
Mr. Endo, you are the main actor.
You say you don't know it.
What?
Well...
To be honest with you...
I don't even want to see it.
But I don't know. I'm sorry.
That kind of work has to be like that.
You're saying too much!
I wonder if Endo-sama is the culprit of this.
No, no...
Wait a minute!
I did it!
I did it, but...
What do you want me to do?
Yamaki, me and Endo...
That's right!
Give me a break!
The three of us are the same, right?
Why is Jiro Sato's awkwardness the premise of his dislike?
That's right.
I'm really sorry.
There's nothing I dislike about him.
I see.
Finally, the quiz is over!
When I came out of this bar, I wanted to advertise it.
After all, it's Takayuki Yamana.
I'm starting to see a trend.
This is already...
Akina Nakamori.
I feel great!
Who will win?
I feel great!
I went to a soba restaurant.
My wife, son and me.
We ate a lot of things like tsumami, rolled omelet and tempura.
When I was talking to the waitress on my way home, I asked her, "Which one was the best?"
My son said in a loud voice, "Water!"
I was shocked.
Question 97.
What was Jiro's first impression of Matsumoto?
What?
When did you know Matsumoto?
Actually, I met him in "The Legendary Teacher" drama.
You were in it.
That's right.
I see.
Wait, wait, wait!
Didn't you notice that you can't park here?
Yes, I did, but I thought it wouldn't be a problem for people here.
I'm sorry.
It's not like that.
It's common sense that you can't park where you can't park.
Common sense?
First impression.
This is correct.
Masumoto-sensei at the time.
That's right.
This is correct.
Answer, open!
It was like this.
Oh, I see.
It was a little tense, so I thought it would be like this.
Now, here is the correct answer.
If it wasn't for me, it would have been bad.
I told you.
This is "The Legendary Teacher".
Oh, I know this one.
I was playing the role of Inspector A.
That's when we first met.
We greeted each other on the bus.
It was like, "Yeah, yeah."
So, it's easy to understand.
He doesn't look like he's in a bad mood.
Oh, that's how you say it.
He doesn't look like he's in a bad mood.
No, no, no.
That's not true!
I always greet people in Egypt.
No, no, no.
Listen to me one more time.
That's not true.
I always greet people in Egypt.
Didn't you say you greeted people in Egypt?
Yes.
Say it.
Did you say you greeted people in Egypt?
No, I didn't.
Please don't tell me that kind of lie.
There's no way he remembers it.
That baldness.
It's a lie.
Who said "baldness"?
He said "baldness".
You're funny.
Question 100.
It's there, right?
If the world ended tomorrow, what would you do?
This.
I'm sorry, but...
He's a serious person, you know.
That's right.
This is...
Well...
Tonight, I'll do like this.
Well, family...
That's right.
I'll do like this.
I'll go down like this.
Yes.
This way, right?
And over there, family.
The answer is open!
I think...
It's either one of them.
This is...
I'll leave it up to you.
It's either one of them.
Yes, I think it's either one of them.
Then, here's the correct answer.
It's a bamboo cloud.
Well...
The anger of all of you may come back again.
But, I think there are some of you who have come to an understanding.
If the world ends tomorrow,
I'll hold hands with my wife and son.
I'm angry with you, really!
Well, I thought you'd say it!
Yes, yes.
But, you always say it like that!
I'll hold hands with you!
With this, all 100 questions of the quiz have ended.
Yes!
The winner is...
It's either one of them.
I think it's either one of them.
It's either one of them.
The winner is Sukitei Hosei!
We have a reward for you from Mr. Sato, so please wait for it.
Mr. Yamazaki won.
Oh, really?
Isn't Mr. Matsumoto low?
Well, I'm not interested in it.
I'm not interested in it, but I don't like how you're treating me like a kid.
Why? No, it's nothing like that.
Didn't you know about Bus Jack?
I'm sorry, Mr. Sato, but am I that low?
Um, you're really...
low as shit.
That's disgusting!
Not that low. That's disgusting!
Low as shit, you say?
We have a reward for you from Mr. Sato, so please wait for it.
Oh, wow!
I shot this in a movie called "Kasumi-cho" in Hyogo Prefecture,
and it was in a movie called "Benizwaigerin".
And after I shot that movie, I was pretty regular...
You know, when I talk, Mr. Matsumoto is like,
Oh, I'm talking about stuff I didn't get to shoot again.
Can you not do that?
No, I don't think so, but...
when I want you to blur me out, you don't blur me out at all.
Today's guest, Sato Jiro,
who is the author, screenwriter, and director of this movie,
"Haru wo uru hito ga",
is coming to "Zenkoku Roadshow" on June 4th.
Please look forward to it!
Yeah!
Seriously?
Seriously?!
"Kasumi-cho" is now streaming on Hulu!
Search for "Hulu"!