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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Yara" episode, Einstein and Ina made a sudden change!
- That's right! - That's right!
- Ina was there, right? - She was there!
- I wondered why she hadn't done it before. - That's right!
I heard that there was a tense atmosphere before the show.
- My partner... - Your partner...
- Ina... - Yes?
What did you do?
I kicked her as hard as I could.
- That's because Ina did something bad, right? - That's right!
- No, I just stood there. - No, I just stood there.
- That's why we were surprised!
- Let's watch it! - Let's watch it!
- Einstein and Ina... - Yes?
Einstein and Ina can't hide their nervousness in front of "Shichihenge", where they are tested their skills as entertainers.
Hamada approaches Ina and Ina.
- Excuse me. - What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Ouch!
It's because I'm hungry.
- Hungry? - Because I'm hungry.
Please forgive me for being your partner.
I'm sick.
- You're sick? - I'm sick.
Let's welcome our star of the day.
Please welcome Einstein!
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
How do you feel?
To be honest, I was a little scared.
Everyone says that.
But now I'm looking forward to it.
I overcame my fear of violence.
I didn't do anything. I just shaved my beard.
This mystery will never be solved!
Ina, how about you? You're the 55th contestant.
What are you aiming for?
Since I'm doing it, I'd like to aim for first place.
Yuzuru, how do you feel?
I've been nervous for a long time.
But looking at your face today, I don't know what color it is.
It's like the back of your thigh.
I don't know what to do.
We have a lot of plans for you. What will you do?
Whose is this?
It's a disciple.
I took a disciple.
- Are you serious? - I'm serious.
Ina, you're still here?
Damn it!
I've never seen you like that!
Go ahead! Go ahead!
That's a good timing.
Who do you think I am?
Oh, I see.
Then I'll be called "master" from now on.
That's right.
That's amazing.
But what should I do?
It's difficult.
(breathing)
(singing)
(laughing)
(singing)
(laughing)
(singing)
(laughing)
- Mr. Hamada. - Yes, please.
- I told you to stop, but you were too early. - Yes, yes.
Yes, um... um... good night.
Good night...
- Mr. Hosei. - Yes?
- Could you tell me to stop? - Yes.
- Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep - Stop!
It's tomorrow!
There's still a lot more.
Endo-san, can you say "stop" for me?
Stop!
It's still tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow, I say!
Tomorrow, I say to myself!
Tomorrow! Tomorrow, everyone! Tomorrow!
Stop!
Matsuda-san, can you say "stop" for me?
There's still a lot more.
Please aim for something else.
Stop!
You say "stop", but...
You say "stop"...
You say "stop", don't you?
What's your name?
Hamada.
You say "stop", don't you?
There's still a little bit left, so can I say it at the end? Fujiwara-san.
Yes.
Beep, beep, beep...
Stop!
You say "totoro", don't you?
It's not good.
I have more.
Look at this.
It's not good.
Please put it in.
I laughed at Hamorosan.
Why did you make it like a combination game?
It's not like that.
I don't think it's good.
It's like you're carrying one person.
Is it okay if I put it in?
It's not a true story.
I'm sorry.
I wish it didn't look like it.
It's not good.
I, Ugly Searcher, will measure human ugliness.
If anyone calls me ugly, I will call back their uglyness in proportion to their uglyness.
Matsumoto san, please call me ugly.
Ugly! Ugly!
Hosei san, please call me ugly.
Ugly! Ugly!
Endo san, please call me ugly.
Ugly! Ugly!
Hamada san, please call me ugly.
Ugly! Ugly!
It's broken! It's broken!
Ugly!
I knew it!
I'm so angry!
Ugly!
He looks like Zannio.
His face is so scary!
He's staring at me!
Ugly!
He's saying it again!
He's sticking to his pants.
Ugly!
I'm so angry!
We're hurt, too!
That's right!
We're treated like idiots!
That's right!
It's because of our age!
Our age...
We've lost a lot of weight!
What should I do?
Um...
Motokano is asking me to go back to sleep.
I'm in trouble.
What should I do?
Wow...
This is bad...
I'm exhausted...
Hello?
Are you working now?
No, I'm fine.
I heard you.
What's up?
I haven't talked to my husband well.
Don't say it.
The speaker is ringing.
You're tired, aren't you?
I'm not tired, but...
I don't know...
Every time I meet you on the show...
You remind me of when we were dating.
That's in the past.
I know you mean it, but...
Every time we meet...
You remind me of the fun and interesting things we had when we were dating.
Tell me the truth. Why did you break up with me?
What happened?
It's disgusting...
You can text me.
What's that?
I haven't asked you that question properly.
I don't know what to say...
You're so clumsy.
You're so clingy.
I know...
But I won't do it again.
I know you won't do it again...
That's not all.
What?
I haven't paid you back yet.
I'll pay you back.
I won't pay you back like I did in Downtown.
You'll pay me back?
I can hear you turning your head.
I heard you.
You're so clumsy.
I know...
I haven't told you this yet...
But I don't like it when you're in the same class as me in Downtown.
Why?
I'm in the same class, but I don't know your LINE.
You've seen me naked before, haven't you?
That was in Downtown.
I snuck out of the post office without permission.
That's a famous story.
They're after me naked.
They're after you.
And they say I have a beetle on me.
But I don't have a beetle on me.
That's nonsense.
You know that, don't you, Ina-chan?
I know.
You like me, don't you, Arina-chan?
But, you know...
Give me a break.
It's over between us.
Sorry, I'm hanging up now.
I have work to do.
Jeez, jeez, jeez!
A newspaper?
The size of a newspaper?
It's not big.
It's big and...
Did you get hit by the rain?
It's very crispy.
What is this?
This is bad.
I know, right?
Maybe...
No, it's fine.
They say it's fine.
I know, right?
But what I'm pushing is my right collarbone.
I'm busy.
Will I make it in time?
I'm busy. Hurry up!
*panting*
Hurry up, hurry up...
Oh no, I don't have much time.
Yes.
Why is it so late?
Will I make it in time?
[Safety device on and the sound is off]
I made it in time! I'm glad!
I made it in time!
I'm glad I made it in time!
I was worried I wouldn't make it in time
That was close!
I made it in time!
I was sure I wouldn't make it in time
I'm glad I made it in time
But now that I think about it, we made it in time last time too, didn't we?
Thank goodness.
I'm relieved we made it in time.
We made it in time.
Time has nothing to do with it.
- What do you mean? - We made it in time for what?
- You're right. - What do you mean "we made it in time"?
- We were told we wouldn't make it in time. - Right.
- We made it in time last time. - We made it in time last time too.
We made it in time last time, so why are you telling me we won't make it in time?
- Right. - We made it in time last time too.
- You... - We made it in time last time too.
Bicycle... Agomas.
The story of Agomas' dream.
- Agomas. - Agomas.
Bicycle... Agomas.
I'm Agomas the bicycle.
It's my dream to ride with all kinds of people,
but no one rides with me.
Agomas' dream is to ride someone and go cycling with them.
Mr. Matsumoto.
Get in. Get in my bicycle.
No one will do it for me.
I'll do it.
Go ahead.
Is he stupid?
Are you stupid?
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
Is it hot?
Thank you.
It's hot.
Oh, no!
It's hot!
It's hot.
You too, Mr. Hanada.
It's the same!
Put it on.
It's hot. It's hot.
I'm sweating a little.
You're sweating.
Do you want me to stretch your chin?
Oh, it's a different turn of events.
It's a different turn of events.
It's painful.
Everyone...
Thank you!
It hurts.
It hurts, doesn't it?
It's painful.
Life is painful.
It's not like he can say it himself.
He asked me to put it on.
Let's put it on.
It's painful.
Teacher, I hope you'll teach me how to make a small face today.
Please stand up.
Excuse me.
Please.
Let's begin.
I can't do it.
But she is a real person, isn't she?
I don't think she can do it.
She can't do it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Scary, scary, scary!
Don't make that face!
You're kidding me!
That's not good!
What is this?
Your legs are twisted.
Don't do that!
That's impossible!
Sensei, I don't think you're ready yet.
I'll finish up.
What do you mean "finish up"?
That's enough.
Ouch!
That's because you said it!
Stop it!
Thank you very much.
Shut up!
It's messed up!
It's so small!
It's swollen.
It's the other way around!
It's swollen.
What's wrong with you?
It's good for you.
I'm happy for you.
It's swollen.
That's not good!
That's not good at all.
I'm completely messed up.
It's 50,000 yen.
I think it's around second or third place.
It's quite high.
It's 57,000 yen.
It's high!
It's been a while.
It's here!
It's third place!
It's amazing!
It's here!
I did it!
Director!
Thank you!
It's here.
Is it?
It's third place!
Congratulations!
It's third place!
Thank you!
Could you say hello to the people who cooperated with us?
Yes!
Is it that person?
Yes.
Who is it?
Hello!
It's here!
The bullet train arrived at 9 a.m.
It's fast!
I heard everything!
Please forgive me!
I won't call you!