AISubs v3.5
This time, it's "G.G. no Ki".
"G.G. no Ki", right?
If it was a set, you'd know.
I really hate this segment.
But I want to do something.
Who likes it?
Tanaka, right?
Me?
I've been posting this on Facebook.
You've been doing it?
I've been posting this on Facebook.
It's really funny.
It's "G.G. no Ki" today.
Is there a punishment?
There's a punishment.
I've never won in this game.
Really?
Really, Masumoto san?
I've never won in this game.
That's amazing.
That's luck.
I don't feel like doing it.
What do you mean?
It's Bunny-chan, right?
G.G. no Ki
Let's start with the parent and child.
Onsen is the parent.
The five of you have been given a card with a famous artist and famous song written on it.
What is the theme of the card?
The theme of the card is "acapella".
Acapella
The card has a famous song written on it that everyone recognizes.
The loser of the game will turn the famous song in his hand towards the camera in the back and sing "acapella" seriously.
It's like we're kidding.
It's absolutely not good.
Don't do impersonations of the song.
We'll do it ourselves.
By the way, are you ready?
Yes, we are ready.
I sang "acapella" today.
How about this song?
I sang "acapella" today.
This song is really good.
I sang "acapella" here, too.
I'm glad you sang it.
I can't sing it seriously.
You can't sing it, can you?
No, I can't.
What is this?
That's right.
I see.
It's not much.
It's not much, so it's not a big one.
That's right.
I'll show you now.
Take a good look at it.
Please take a good look at it.
I found it.
I'm happy you found it.
It's not good.
I found "catherine".
Do you sing such a long song?
Don't you sing only the first verse?
I think I sing only the first verse.
I think I sing only the first verse twice.
I don't have anything.
Don't sing a song.
It's good.
It's great.
I'm tired.
I'm back.
I came back.
- He's back. - He's back.
- Nice to meet you. - Really?!
You're weak!
- We're not matched at all! - You're Tanaka's family!
- No, no, that's not it. - Right?!
- That's not it. - This is a declaration of war, right?!
- No, no, that's not it. - That's also...
Tanaka still doesn't have a single pair of cards in his hand!
- Tanaka, do you have cards in your hand? - Yes.
- He has cards in his hand. - Okay.
- It's a pair. - It's a pair.
- He's using a lot of energy. - Yes, yes, yes.
Will he be able to get another pair in the next turn?!
- This is... - Yes.
And also...
- What?! - He got it!
He got three pairs in a row and he's in the lead!
- How is it? - Yes.
- Okay! - Huh?!
- If you get a pair... - Wow, seriously?!
- Ah! He did it! - Wow!
Like Tanaka's momentum, the other members are also getting pairs in a good order!
And also, the one who passed Tanaka's next turn is...
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's coming, Young Man! - Young Man!
- What's going on? - Oh my, if Hama-san's turn is this...
- Please! Please! - Hama-san has passed. - Hama - san has passed.
- Oh! It's coming again! - It's not coming!
- It's coming three times... - Just a little...
- Hama-san has passed three times... - Yeah, it's possible.
- Just a little more! - Wait a minute!
- It's the same person spinning around... - I can't stand it anymore!
- I can't stand it! - I'm pretty fed up with this!
- Ah, wait a minute! Wait a minute! - Seriously, it's crazy!
- It's quite mysterious! It's a relatively long turn! - That's right!
- Just a little more... - I'm begging you...
I'm counting on you.
Go!
No!
Please, please.
If we get it right, we'll get the enema at the end.
That's right, that's right.
That's important.
Please, please.
I'm counting on you. I've already reached it.
Go!
Seriously?!
Go! Go! Go!
Can I do it like this?
That's right.
I'm counting on you!
Please!
No! No! I don't want it!
Seriously!
I'm counting on you!
I definitely don't want it!
Go!
There's a chance it'll come.
It's not over yet.
Right?
There are times when it doesn't work.
It's up to you now.
Maybe it'll come over here again.
Yes.
There's definitely a chance it'll laugh or something.
That's right.
You have to sing it.
If you don't, you have to do it again.
That's right.
What's with you?
Don Fry and Takayama!
Alright!
Go!
Do it differently!
No!
What?!
[Laughter]
It's decided!
What is this?!
Yes! Yes!
Even though it's seven and one...
Even though it's fifty percent...
I knew it!
It's decided!
Can we watch it now?
Yes, we can.
Yes.
That way...
This is tough...
[Thud]
Squeeze it.
Squeeze it. Squeeze it. Squeeze it. Squeeze it.
[Laughter]
Nooo!
Are you serious?!
[Thud]
This is amazing!
Can you sing? Your voice is flying.
It's decided!
No, no. This conversation is interesting.
[Thud]
I'm going to do it with both hands.
What do you mean?
You've always done it like that.
Yes.
Squeeze it. Squeeze it.
[Breathing]
[Screaming]
[Laughter]
It's decided!
Yes! The old man is...
Yes! Kenji Sawada's...
Stripper!
[Thud]
[Snapping]
Take off your heels.
Take off your rouge.
Once you've gone through everything,
come to me.
If you don't get naked,
this show won't begin.
Take off your past.
Take off your yesterday.
It's back in my head.
Take off your past.
Take off your yesterday.
It's back in my head.
Once you've gone through everything,
come to me.
If you hide your eyes and run away, you won't be able to talk.
In the morning, in the evening, even in the middle of the day, love is a stripper.
A bare touch.
In spring, in autumn, even in midwinter, love is a stripper.
It's worth showing you.
I'll show you everything about me.
I want to see everything about you.
I'll show you everything about me.
There were a total of 1,000 people taking a nap.
And...
Wait a minute.
We have a team of liars.
Well, there are a lot of us.
Can't you see us from that distance?
Oh, it's over.
Here you go.
Let's get out of here.
Well, well.
We don't have to worry about this area.
Yeah, we have to get out of this room.
All we can do is hope for the best.
All right!
What's this?
I've never seen it before.
What should we do?
I don't like it.
It'd be amazing if we could all fit in here.
Yeah, it'd be amazing.
Well, we can't do that.
I don't like this.
Look at those strippers.
Endo, who lost earlier...
I found it! I found it!
If they can find one pair at the end of the game,
their momentum will never stop.
Here it is!
All right!
Here it is!
Here you go!
They found three pairs in a row!
Here it is! Here it is!
Is it over?
It's over.
Wow!
All right!
Well, well...
I'm happy.
And after 10 minutes, Endo still found one pair!
He found it!
Finally!
I hate it!
I don't know if he found it or not.
I think he found it.
It's a high probability.
No, no.
Wait a minute.
He took it off.
Please.
It's me.
Please.
We don't have all of them.
Which one do you think it is?
Chance!
Which one do you think it is?
You didn't have all of them, did you?
If you didn't have all of them...
This is not good.
If we get two out of three...
That's right.
If we get only one, it's over.
Yes!
We can do it!
This is it.
If we get 70%, I win.
That's right.
I'm counting on you.
I'm counting on you!
When you are in trouble...
It's not in the middle!
Yes!
We don't know!
You pulled it out!
This is amazing!
This is the biggest one!
This is amazing!
We can't miss this one!
70%!
We can do it!
We haven't missed it once!
No desire.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if I win.
Be kind.
That's important.
I'm counting on you!
This is tough.
I'm getting better.
Yes!
What are you doing?
Go back!
Either way.
Go back!
Either way.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back!
Yes, you will.
You!
Yes!
General Oridori!
Please!
When I said I was scared,
The general who came from beyond
When I said I was scared,
It was delicious, wasn't it?
You're the worst!
You can't even talk about your parents!
You!
You can't even talk about your parents!
I can't talk about my parents at all!
Look at your smile!
No, you can't!
I'm going to melt!
His back was moving a lot.
Hot, hot, hot!
With all his heart.
The last one is a penalty game!
Please enjoy it while predicting the time!
Let's start the game right away!
In the middle...
There must have been something like this!
Yes!
I think this was good, everyone.
The ceiling is solid.
Why didn't I know about this?
Let me play.
Huh?!
I just said it, so...
No, you didn't.
If you said "take me," I wouldn't have said it.
Yes, yes, yes.
But I didn't say it.
I didn't touch you.
Yes!
I said "let me play," and you said "let me play," didn't you?
It's not here.
It's buried.
Well, for now, a lot.
Oh, but it's less.
Oh, it's a dangerous place.
There it is.
What?
Face.
Oh, it's dangerous.
It's a dangerous place.
It's dangerous.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
Do you think the game will proceed smoothly as it is?
Oh, it's my first time.
This is scary, too.
This one.
Oh, it's different.
What?
It's not going well.
It will come soon.
From this area.
What?
It's messed up.
It's messed up, isn't it?
What is it?
It's messed up.
What?
Oh, my.
It's definitely not good.
That's really...
Oh, please do something about it!
It's messed up again.
What is it?
It's messed up.
It's messed up, isn't it?
Oh, it's not coming at all.
Really.
I've been holding five or six cards.
It's not coming at all.
Oh, it's about to end.
So?
If it doesn't end in one minute, it's over.
No, no, no.
It's definitely not going to end in one minute.
There's only this much.
After that, no one got together.
Eight minutes passed.
I'm going to start moving around here.
Didn't you say that earlier?
How many nipples do you have?
This is definitely inviting water, isn't it?
These guys who are trying to make mistakes are also clear-headed, aren't they?
No, you can't do that.
Let's go with this one.
I got it, I got it.
Oh, did you have this before?
You don't have it?
You don't have it, do you?
Oh, you got it?
You have a lot of nipples, don't you?
Nipples, nipples...
Oh, you got this one, didn't you?
Huh?
Huh? Wait a minute...
Are you kidding me?
I'm always saying the same thing.
You only have this one, don't you?
Then I'll go with this one.
Again, nipples, nipples...
Different nipples, different nipples...
It's probably stuck in the same place.
I'm not used to it.
Same nipples...
I'm always saying the same thing.
No, it'll come back soon.
- It's coming back... - This is getting closer and closer to the longest record. - That's right.
It's coming back!
This...
No, that's supposed to be it, too. You're taking everything I pulled from Yamazaki.
- Oh, really? - No, it's like we're doing the same thing over and over again.
Fifteen minutes have passed since the beginning.
- You're going again, right? - Yes.
- Yes, it's moving. - Yes, it's moving.
- Picking up rocks in a row... - I've never seen that before.
- Finally, the game is starting! - Oh, it's starting!
- It's finally starting. - Yes, it's starting to move.
- Yes, it's starting. - One nipple...
- And then, Hosei... - It's starting.
- Yes. - Which means...
- Yes! Okay! - Will it come off?
Just like Hosei's flow...
- It came off! - Oh, wow!
- Wow! - A nipple toss!
- A nipple series, right? - Johnson!
And finally, Matsumoto...
- Johnson! - Matsumoto!
- Oh, it's here!
- Here it is! - The nipple-throwing spoiler is gone!
- It's gone! - And now...
- I can pull this one, right? - Yes, you can.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
I don't like this one.
- I don't like it. - I don't like it.
If it was this one, I don't like it.
- Now, Mr. Amada is... - Mr. Amada wins...
- Mr. Amada is... - Mr. Amada is...
- So, this is... - Wow!
- This is... - This is...
- This is a chance for you, Mr. Endo! - This is a chance for you, Mr. Endo!
Hama or Endo? Which one will it be?
- It's really high. - This is...
- This is a chance for you, Mr. Endo! - This is a chance for you, Mr. Endo!
- There's still a stripper left. - There's still a stripper left, but it's still dark.
It's a little noisy.
- I'll squeeze it. - I'll squeeze it.
Is it fake?
- Yes! - Yes!
- You don't have a straight left and right anymore! - That's right!
- Look at this. - What is it?
- Mr. Endo? - This means...
- It's fake! - What does this mean?
- What does "fake" mean? - He's wearing goggles.
I'm always scared of you!
- It's pretty... - It's not fake.
- Wait a minute! - It's fake!
- It's fake!
- It's wet. - It's wet!
- Sit down. - It's not over yet.
- It's better not to resist. - It's dangerous if you resist!
- It's dangerous if you resist!
- What are you going to do? - I'll use a kelp bottle.
- You're kidding me! - Put your hand behind you.
- I'll do it.
- Ouch!
Mr. Hamada! Mr. Hamada!
Not now! Not now!
Mr. Hamada! Mr. Hamada!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It was pretty loud.
I'm glad.
Scary.
Ugly!
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