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The worst is the strongest! Entertainment world's super-dumb-ass Dabby!
So, Mr. Matsumoto, what do you think of his popularity?
Of course, it's very popular.
Very popular? The third one?
It's a very popular snack.
That's expensive.
That's what they say.
It's 1,000 yen.
The animators don't watch it.
The masters don't watch it.
I feel like I've seen this one and that one.
But you hardly watch it.
What kind of information is that?
Endo, Tanaka, and Jockey went to the entertainers and filmed a video
Matsumoto decided that the horse with the most "kuso gaishi" would be the winner
How was it this time?
This time we have Tommy's Ken
He has the same horse as Downtown
How do you feel about Mr. Ken?
I have nothing to say
You came to Tokyo for this, right?
That's right
It's a waste of the Shinkansen
I think you came here freely
Green, green
Are you a senior?
In green
In the middle of Odama's sun ledge
Next, the second winner is Endo and Jockey
I chose Sakamotchi's horse
It had a lot of "shimoneta"
I see
"Shimoneta" means "kuso gaishi"
I think it means "kuso gaishi"
The third winner is Tanaka and Jockey
The horse is Ancetta and Girolamo
I know where it is running
I don't think it is running in the course
Why did you let him ride it?
I'm 100% sure
Can you show us?
My horse is amazing
It looks like King Ghidorah
It happens to be Mitchell
It's amazing as a horse
That's it for the race
Let's see how it goes in the paddock
Sakamoto san
We are in front of Sakamoto san's paddock
He is 55 years old and his horse weight is 88 kg
Let's see how he was before the race
Excuse me
Good morning
Hello Endo san
Good morning
Thank you for the softball
I'm sorry my eyes are here
Thank you so much for today
Thank you so much
It's been a while since we met last time
I was so nervous
It's late now so please enjoy
I'm sorry
Are you okay with me being close to you?
Yes thank you
What should I do?
You are in good condition
It's my first experience and he is so nice to me
He is so nice to me so many times and he smells so good
We are in front of Banzetta Girolamo's paddock
He is 58 years old and his horse weight is 70 kg
He is also known as "bad dad"
Let's see how he is today
Let's go
He is Keishan's actor.
Hello.
You look good.
Do I look good?
Please sit down.
No, I'll answer.
Why?
No, I can't sit down with a guest like you.
Okay, I'll sit down.
You look fine.
I have a weak heart, so please be careful.
My heart is always taken.
Your heart is always taken?
Yes, my heart.
If you don't mind, I'll give you a little.
Yes, of course.
Please take it.
Don't go.
You are a pervert.
You are crazy.
This is Tomizuken's paddock.
He is 61 years old and weighs 70 kilograms.
Let's see how he is right before the race.
I don't know.
I don't care at all.
Hello.
I don't care at all.
It's not been a long time.
I came to Tokyo today.
I came from west, east and south.
What is that?
Please sit down.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, 36 years old.
How is Tokyo?
It's been a while.
I'm Tomizu, who is of the same age as you.
That's right.
I'm looking forward to meeting you.
I was able to go home.
What?
Why?
I don't know.
Mr. Wado, how was the paddock?
Wait a minute.
Each of them had their own characteristics.
This is a big problem.
It's a big problem.
Are you sure it's okay?
It's not okay.
Even if it's shit, there are minimum rules.
Each of them was amazing.
I think we'll have a good match.
Let's go.
The first match.
Let's start.
Please give me a nickname other than your own.
Go ahead.
It's been a while.
Why do you say that?
Your face looks like a human finger.
It's a thumb.
Shit!
I want to go in.
Shit!
I'm sorry, Mr. Kagamori.
It's red.
Ms. Anmika.
You look surprised.
I'm not surprised.
Do you know Mr. Abareru?
His name is...
Mr. Abareru.
He has a square face and a chubby face.
Yes, yes.
What nickname would you like me to give you?
I'll do my best.
Shit!
I'm already doing my best.
What does "parepare" mean?
It's "pareru".
It's "abareru".
It's not "apareru".
I've always thought it was "apareru".
It's not "apareru".
Shit!
It's a joke.
Smartphone.
It's the second corner.
It's "shinryu maho maho".
Shit!
What?
Glasses.
Money.
Shit!
Why me!?
Head.
Please give us nicknames.
Fuwa-chan.
Fuwa-chan...
Be quiet and eat snacks.
It's probably 'stomach symbol'.
Kusso! Kusso!
Blood Pit.
Blood Pit is...
Kusso! Kusso! Kusso! Kusso!
Dajale.
Dajale, yes.
I'd like you to do Dajale for me.
Tamago.
Tamago...
Tamago is delicious. I love eating it.
However, sitting on top of Tamago is dangerous.
It's Dajale, right?
Kusso! Kusso!
Dajale, please.
That's not Dajale.
It's Dajale.
Kusso! Ramen!
Ramen!
Ramen! Ramen! Ramen! Ramen!
Kusso! Kusso! Kusso!
That's not it.
That would be good.
I did it.
We lined up.
We did.
Let's go for ramen!
We lined up.
You're really good at ramen.
Yes.
I'd like you to name Downtown.
First corner!
Should we go with Matsumoto-san first?
Yes!
I beg you!
I'm hungry!
"Hana"? What does "hana" mean?
"Hana" and "hana", right?
What about Hamada-san?
Hama-chan is...
"You"!
"You", "kind you", "kind you"
Does "hanata" and "yasashii" work in English?
Yes, that's it.
I can't even say "osukini"
You haven't said it yet.
Let's go with Masa-san.
Let's go with your partner's nickname.
"Daisuki"!
I don't like nicknames.
You're good at making jokes, right?
I like it.
You did it often.
For example, "lettuce".
I said "lettuce" too.
"Lettuce".
What was "lettuce" again?
"Love lettuce"!
"Daikon"!
It's a joke, right?
I know! I know!
"Daikon-kanken-chan"!
What is it?
"Kusso"!
I finally got it!
What is it?
"Tomato"!
"Hey, tomato"!
"Kusso"!
This is the third segment of "Mukoujyoumen".
Let's do an original one-shot joke.
I only had one.
Go ahead.
Go ahead!
"Kusso"!
I'll give you the lyrics.
If you can, say something.
"Den"...
It's hard not to leave.
Shit! Shit!
It's crazy, though.
Well, yes.
With quickness.
The guardian spirit appears!
Shit!
It's the guardian spirit.
I see.
Can you show me the original one-shot gag?
Is it the original one-shot gag?
Yes.
Can you help me a little?
Oh, I got it.
Oh, I'm scared.
Yes.
It's raining. I take a shower.
This is an athlete.
There are five of us.
Yes.
I worked out. I'm sweaty.
I take a shower.
Yes! How many of you are there now?
It's a one-shot gag.
Is it four or five of you?
That's wrong!
There are five of us.
One of you dropped his sword and I'm just picking it up.
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
This is crazy!
Can you say something funny in the picture?
This is crazy!
Yes, can you say it?
Yes, it's true.
There are five of us.
Ha! Ha! He's furious!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
This is crazy!
Can you say it in this picture?
Yes!
Wow, it's amazing!
Yes.
Ah...
What's wrong?
Cute!
Isn't that furious?
Cute!
Shit!
He's as furious as before.
I did it!
I didn't see it.
But you did it!
Damn! Damn! Damn!
You did it!
Kenji, you too!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Go, Accha!
Let's go!
More?
Let's go!
Ken-chan powder!
It came out!
Yoroshiku gozashiku futonshiku! 36!
Happy happy boku pippi!
Ken-chan powder!
Let's stand up!
Trombone in your heart!
Jump!
Kishu is already...
Shit!
I've already done it all.
I've brought a lot of photos.
Let's do it quickly!
A thread came out of my tongue!
A thread came out of my tongue...
What does it mean?
I only have one tooth!
Shit! Shit!
Chew it up!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
We've entered the third corner.
Mr. Matsumoto!
Yes!
How is it?
I'm Ken-chan Tomizu, but...
I was taken off without permission.
But you stopped at the beginning, didn't you?
Shit! I couldn't see in front of me.
You were covered in shit.
I was covered in shit.
I almost did a one-shot gag as soon as Mr. Yamaguchi came.
The way it was assembled was shit.
Next up is the 'serious animal impersonation'.
I will ask you a question now, so I would like you to do a serious impersonation.
Please do it.
Horse!
(Doing impersonations)
You can do it better.
Iwatori.
Koke! Koke! Koke! Koke!
Kusso!
I'll say the topic.
Yes.
Let's watch Japanese TV.
Japanese TV that changed my life.
What are you talking about?
Kusso! Kusso!
Don't be a temper boy.
It changed my life.
I want you to say it.
My favorite TV show is Japanese TV.
Kusso! Kusso! Kusso!
It's "Senryu" so I want you to say it.
Why?
Someday I'll make you mine.
What are you saying?
Kusso! Kusso!
Don't be a temper boy.
Matsumoto Hitoshi.
Someday I'll make you mine.
I see.
Kusso!
Next.
Yes.
This is a serious animal.
Lion.
Kusso! Kusso!
It's terrible.
Kusso!
Wolf.
This is amazing.
Kusso! Kusso!
Kusso!
It's terrible.
Magician.
There is something new.
Next.
Live broadcast "Senryu".
Is it okay?
Live broadcast "Senryu".
Downtown.
Don Don Don, Don Don Don, Don Don!
F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck!
Don Don Don, Don Don Don, Don Don Let's go!
F*ck F*ck F*ck!
Sorry Senryu, this is a forbidden language...
No, it's alright. Let's go!
Salaryman! Salaryman!
I go to the company every day, I go to the company every day.
I don't use my own money in particular.
It's a stream, isn't it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know either.
I like going to hot springs.
I like going to hot springs, but I don't have money.
That's why I don't go to Mt. Fuji.
Japan! Japan! Japan!
What's wrong?
Japanese people, do your best!
- Huh? - Give me money.
- Damn it! Damn it! - Let's go back in time.
- Jerome-san, do you know what "goshichigo" is? - I know it, but it's getting less and less.
- Ah, but you know the rules. - I know it.
- You know it, right? - Yes.
- Right? "go"... "gohichi"... "gohichigo". - There's also "saishi".
- I'll say it one more time. - That's right.
- Let's say it over the phone. - Over the phone?
- Let's say it over the phone. - Yes.
- "dlin-dlin", "dlin-dlin-dlin", "dete-ko", "hai", "moshi-moshi", "dema", "chiganze" - That was a free phone call, but I can't say it right now.
- Damn it! Damn it! - "gohichigo" is not good.
- Damn it! - "gohichigo".
- Gorilla! Gorilla! Do it with all your might! - Third and fourth corners!
- Damn it!
- It's hard.
- Let's go for an impromptu introduction.
- Impromptu introduction. - "downtown".
- "downtown" with "machan" and "hamachan".
- Damn it! Damn it! - "salarima".
- "salarima" and "ultraman" are the same.
- Damn it! Damn it! - "fujisan".
- "salarima" and "ultraman" are the same. - "fujisan".
- "muchamucha" is white.
- Damn it! Damn it! - Damn it!
- Now, we are entering the final straight! - Now, we are entering the final straight!
Anything is fine.
The original hero.
This is a little simple, but...
It's Shabon-chan!
- Shabon-chan? - Yeah.
- Is this a hero? - Yes.
- Damn it! - This is a hero limited to childhood.
- Damn it! - However!
- This Shabon-chan has a drawback. - Please tell me.
- It breaks easily. - Damn it!
- It breaks easily, so I won't say "Damn it!" - It breaks easily, so I won't say "Damn it!"
Jirolamo-san thinks...
- It's an original hero. - But...
I look forward.
- Can you show me? - Mt. Fuji...
Mountains...
For me, a hero is someone who can stand up anytime.
As a man, I want to stand up forever.
- Damn it! - Damn it!
- Well, the rest is Ken-chan. - That's right.
- There's a lot of... - Can you draw a hero in you?
- Ken-chan, it's your last straight. - Can you name me first?
- It would be great if you drew it now. - Are you ready?
- Burn, eye-dirt. - Oh, it's coming.
- Damn it! - What kind of hero is this?
- It's strong. - Damn it!
- It's kind. - Damn it!
- It's not Masa. - It doesn't look like Masa.
- It looks like a boxer. - Yes, yes.
- Where is he from? - He's from Osaka, East Nadi.
- Damn it! Damn it! - He's from Osaka, East Nadi.
- He's very energetic. - That's right.
- What made you become a hero? - He was working hard naked.
- Damn it! Damn it! - Kamaboko Gang.
- Damn it! - Kamaboko Gang.
- But you've overcome it. - Yes, I've overcome it.
- I respect you. - You look serious.
- Show me your serious face, please. - That's amazing.
When I came to the festival, I saw kids dancing and I thought, "Oh, they're dancing."
And I was like...
Hey, can I eat an ice cream?
Stand in a line! Stand in a line! Stand in a line!
Hey, wake me up now! Ice cream!
Stand in a line! Stand in a line! Stand in a line!
Stand in a line! Stand in a line! Don't dig in the circle!
- "Stand in a line! Stand in a line!" - That's amazing.
- "Stand in a line! Stand in a line!" - Everyone, dance!
- You've overcome it. - That's amazing.
Time's up!
I see.
And with that, the entertainment world...
And the winner of Sogaishi Derby is...
Jirolamo of Tanaka Arena!
Thank you very much.
I'm glad you came all the way here.
That's right.
It was sudden, wasn't it?
It was sudden.
You didn't listen to me.
That's right.
I didn't listen to you at all.
Right?
I don't know what I'm listening to now.
I checked it many times and checked it again and again.
What was I listening to now?
It makes you anxious.
It makes me anxious.
Ken-chan, you were close.
You were lucky in the end.
In the first half...
That's right.
I didn't know what was going on in the first half.
That's right.
Sakamoto-chan was the worst.
Sakamoto-chan had broken his leg from the beginning.
He couldn't run.
It felt like I was released from a holmmerin.
I want to participate in the Grand Champion Tournament.
Really?
Ogimama, Sankon and Jiro this time.
These three will participate in the Grand Champion Tournament someday.
They are strong.
They are good.
That's right.
It will be a competition, won't it?
It will be a competition.
I want Sankon.
Japanese people, do your best!