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I want to know more about Shinya Kiyozuka.
Quiz! Shinya Kiyozuka's 100 things!
World-renowned pianist Shinya Kiyozuka!
He has won numerous prizes in and outside of Japan.
He is a genius pianist who writes, directs, and composes dramas and movie music.
In addition, he has appeared in various programs and is very popular for his abundant knowledge and speaking skills.
Tonight, we will find out about genius pianist Shinya!
Here is the first question.
What is Shinya's hobby?
Hmm...
What kind of person is that?
That's true.
Isn't it private?
I don't know at all.
I'll say it just in case.
If you say it like that now...
The answer is open!
It's my hobby.
My job is also my hobby.
Yes.
Wouldn't I say it like that now?
Like a TV game...
Well...
That's right.
What would you say?
Anyway...
I'm sure you like it.
Oh, really?
No, no...
Wine?
It's wine.
Doesn't it have a certain atmosphere?
Oh, I see.
Yes, it does.
Here is the correct answer!
Shinya's hobby is...
Games!
Games? What kind of games?
Do you like TV games?
Yes, I like all kinds of games.
Do you like TV games?
Yes, I like TV games.
He may like board games.
Let me ask you.
What kind of games do you like?
I like Apex, action games, Minecraft, and PlayStation.
You know this, don't you?
That's great!
He knows it from the first question.
I didn't know it until now.
Do you know it?
Yes, I know it.
What is Shinya's habit?
I don't know.
Here is the correct answer!
What is that?
You make a serious face.
I make a serious face.
I'm a little careful.
I don't like it when you do it habitually.
I've been doing it for a long time.
You've been doing it for a long time, haven't you?
That's right.
It's better for me not to meet this guest before the show, isn't it?
I happened to do it in front of the elevator today.
You have a serious face, don't you?
But I know the correct answer.
What is Shinya's habit?
I say musical terms.
I see.
What do you mean?
When do you say musical terms?
For example.
For example, when you eat something sweet, you say "dolce" or when you are strong, you say "fortissimo".
Are you serious?
"Da" is troublesome.
You have a big smile on your face.
What musical instrument does Shinya want to play besides the piano?
Is it here?
What is it?
Are you serious about this part?
I am serious about this part.
You don't know, do you?
The answer is...
I see.
It's a drum.
It's the other way around.
It's a joke.
It's like a folk instrument.
It's the worst.
Here is the correct answer.
It's "percussion".
It's a little weird, isn't it?
The way you say "percussion".
It's "percussion".
It's a little weird, isn't it?
What is the first song Shinya sings in karaoke?
How old are you?
Forty...
Forty years old?
Thirty-eight years old.
Forty...
How old are you?
What do you sing?
What is it?
"Last Dance".
It's "Last Dance", isn't it?
"Last Dance" is...
The answer is open!
"Last Dance" is...
No, no, no! I don't know the title.
"Last Dance" is...
"Last Dance" is "me".
The first song is "Last Dance".
"Last Dance" is...
No, no, no! That's not it!
What was it? "Last Dance" is "me".
"Last Dance" is "me".
My dad sang it when he died.
I don't know!
What song is it?
It's "Kinky Kids".
"Kinky Kids" is...
It's not "Kinky Kids".
Don't use it in court!
I didn't use it in court!
Does anyone know?
I know! It's Genji Hikaru!
Here is the correct answer.
In karaoke...
Let me see...
I won't go to karaoke.
He came here...
He came here and put down the shutter.
Oh, there is such a pattern.
I can see it a little now, but...
Who was the most nervous person you have met so far?
This is a little difficult...
This is a little...
Let's leave it like this.
I can't think of anyone.
Anshar...
He is a great conductor.
What about Ozawa?
Ozawa!
What did you say?
Nothing came out.
You are in a bad mood.
The answer is...
Right, Mr. Bokutoho? Right, Mr. Daidara?
No, I'm already in a bad mood.
What?
I'm in a bad mood.
No, you're not.
You're in a bad mood, Mr. Daidara.
I'm a musician, so it's Mr. Ozawa.
Mr. Ozawa of the world.
What did Mr. Ozawa do?
It's Mr. Ozawa Shouichi.
No, it's not!
Mr. Ozawa Shouichi...
I've been to Dagi and I've been to see it.
Mr. Seiji.
It's Mr. Ozawa Seiji.
Oh, yes, Mr. Seiji.
Now, it's time for the correct answer.
No, it's about time I get it right.
It's Mr. Kudo of Softbank.
I'll never get it right.
Why?
Why, Mr. Kudo?
I'll never get it right.
You'll never get it right.
Oh, yes, yes.
I like baseball.
You like baseball?
I see.
Certainly.
Softbank anxiety or the old days of saving anxiety or something like that.
I see.
When I was little.
Who do you think is the worst pianist of you five?
I know who it is.
Yes.
It's him.
I'm sorry about this.
Yes, I'm sorry about this.
In the end, we can't get it, can we?
Yes, we can't.
It's me.
It's like...
I'm sure of it.
I think we got it.
Now, here is the correct answer.
Yes.
I think we can stop now.
Mr. Hamada.
It feels good.
Listen to me!
Why?
I don't think a violent person can be sensitive.
It's simple.
It's a very simple reason.
That's right.
It's a simple reason.
He became violent and became violent.
He became very simple.
A violent person...
You write such a simple answer, don't you?
You publish it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I see.
What is Shinya's free will name?
I don't know at all.
I can't think of anything.
I bet on the piano.
Answer open!
You're going to use the word "piano" here?
Yes, I'm going to use "decrescendo" for my free will.
You're going to use "decrescendo" for your free will?
I'm going to use "decrescendo" for my free will.
"decrescendo" is your free will?
That's a bit off.
That's weird.
Was it getting bigger and bigger?
I don't know.
"decrescendo" is probably getting smaller and smaller, right?
I want it to get bigger and bigger.
But you already wrote it.
Now, here's the correct answer.
When you're sad, laugh.
What is that?
Is there such a thing?
He just thought of it himself.
You think of it, right?
When you're sad, laugh.
What is the first impression that a celebrity has of you that is the worst?
A celebrity?
Would anyone say that?
That's true.
Based on that...
I see!
Let's do it.
I just got a good one.
I see!
Really?
Let me say it, too.
The answer is...
No, no, no, you're overdoing it.
I don't have an answer, either.
You know, when I got in touch with him, I thought he was going to complain about my attitude.
But I might not say it.
That's how you feel.
I can't say it.
If you didn't care about me, you wouldn't say my name.
Here's the correct answer.
You don't have an answer.
I got it!
Thank you!
You're a good reader!
I know, right?
Mr. Kiyokita!
I'm so excited to hear you say it!
You don't have an answer.
What do you mean, you don't have an answer?
I see, I see.
I see what you mean.
At midnight, if you had to choose one word that best suits you, what would you choose from "dore mi fa sol la si do"?
That's difficult!
Wow!
What does that mean?
Here's the answer!
I'd say "fa" except for you, Yamauchi.
Why?
I just feel it.
I feel it, too.
Fa
It's like you're announcing the result!
Fa!
Something like that.
If you say it like that, you can say "mi!"
Fa!
That's how you feel, right?
Here's the correct answer!
Let's see...
If you say "fa" like that...
Here it is!
Why? Why?
Why?
"Fa" is quite a loud and open sound...
When it's announced and shouted, I felt like I used "fa" a lot.
But I can't accept it!
You said "soudana" at the beginning, didn't you?
"soudana" and "ka"
That's "ka"!
If it were me, I'd be really depressed!
"soudana" is what I'd say.
I'll say it later.
At midnight, how many seconds can you say "neko funjatta" in a row?
"Furu" does it mean?
"Furu" or "don't" tell me.
"Furu"?
"Furu"!
It's number one, right?
Then say it! Say it!
Say it!
It's pretty long
Really?
There is more
It's not bad
It's about 30 seconds
It's really fast
It's about that
Open
It's about 30 seconds
Really?
Yes
It's this short?
8 seconds? 5 seconds?
No, 5 seconds is too much
35 seconds is too long
Then, here is the correct answer
On this piano,
play 'neko funn jatta' as fast as you can
Yes
It's amazing that you can play it so fast
Then, can you really play it properly?
Yes
Ready
Start!
It's amazing
It's fast
The current record is 10 seconds
10 seconds
It's fast
It was close
8 seconds was close
Between 80 seconds
It's not 'neko funn' anymore
Then, here is the question
Who do you think is the most innocent among you five?
But...
Have we met before?
No, we haven't
Really?
Yes
How can you say that?
That's right
Isn't it a common perception among black people?
I don't know if you know it or not
That's right
But if you don't know it, you can't say it
That's right
Open your answers!
If you say it normally, you might say 'tanaka' but if you say it for real, you might say 'tanaka'
I'm sorry, what do you mean 'if you say it for real'?
What is it?
You said 'national recognition' didn't you?
Could you not say that either?
If you do a street interview, you might say that too
Is it that bad?
If you don't know, say 'tanaka' and come back and say it
No, no, that's not possible
What's with that bad character?
Alright, here's the correct answer
It's Matsumoto-san
Why did you feel like that?!
He's such a straightforward person
Just like me, if you're trying to figure out one thing, there's always something that's not working out
I think it's 'don't poop'
He got it right!
I'm going to poop now!
What is Shinya's proposed phrase?
Is it something like 'music'?
I don't know anymore
Yamazaki didn't get it at all
Open your answers!
I don't know anything about it
I see
Marriage is something natural
Here's the correct answer
I don't propose
There it is!
There's always this kind of pattern
What would you do if your daughter brought her boyfriend home?
Play games together
The quiz is coming to an end.
The five who have grasped the trend are gradually increasing the number of correct answers.
- It's a batting match. - What?!
- Look! - It's out!
- This is it!
- What?! Are you kidding me?! - Look, look, look!
If it's "good harmony", it's the first time.
- What's "good harmony"? - It's out.
- Ah, it's out.
What is Shinya's favorite one-shot gag?
It's out.
- It's not a gag. - It's not a gag.
If you were to name your piano...
"romantic".
- What?! - I don't know what you're talking about.
- I'm sure you won't get it. - "romantic".
- What are you saying?! - "romantic".
- Huh?
Be serious, man!
I'm in trouble.
I'd like to go and get some rest.
If you were to run a love hotel, what would you name it?
That's a big problem.
- I'm sure you'll come up with something. - I don't know about this one.
Isn't it that one?
The answer is open!
- It's a song. - It's "La Campanella".
"La Campanella"?!
- I think it really exists. - "La Campanella"?!
- It's some kind of winter song. - It's "La Campanella".
"Hotel Grand Piano".
- That "Grand Piano"? - "Grand" is...
- I see, I see. - Yes, it's "Grand Piano".
"Grand Sky Nagashima's Grand Piano".
- It's not a club, though. - Yes, that's right.
Now, here's the correct answer.
"Hotel Pianissimo".
- "Pianissimo" is correct! - It's a perfect match!
- Wow!
- Huh? - It feels good, doesn't it?
- "Hotel Pianissimo". - It feels good, doesn't it?
- Wow!
Let's move on to the 100th question.
What would you do if the world ended tomorrow midnight?
- This is... - I know, right?
- Well, I don't know... - I know, right?
- I know, but... - I know, right?
- Well, what should I do? - I don't think it's like this.
- Is it a little too sticky? - Well, it could be like that.
- The last one is... - I might know it.
- Is it that one, Downtown-san? - The answer is...
- Is it that one? - I'm going to eat a piano!
- It's the last one, isn't it? - I think so, too.
- I haven't been hit like this for a long time. - I think you've been hit a little.
- You've been hit a little. - Are you getting carried away? - I'm getting carried away.
- I haven't been hit like this for a long time. - I know you haven't been hit like this.
- I haven't been hit like this for a long time. - I know you haven't been hit like this, but I think you've been hit like this for a long time.
- I think you've been hit like this for a long time. - I know, I know.
- What will happen in the end? - Well, here's the correct answer.
- Come on! - Come on!
- I'm going to improvise. - I knew you'd say that.
- Who is this?
- Is it like that? - It's a piano.
- It's a piano, isn't it? - It's like that, isn't it?
- With this, all 100 questions of the quiz have been completed.
- We will now announce the winner who gave the most correct answers!
The winners are, Matsumoto Hitoshi, Hamada Masatoshi, Endo Shozo, and Tanaka Naoki!
What?!
There's this many?!
Four of you?!
Wow!
For real?!
Endo won?!
The four winners will play rock-paper-scissors and choose one winner!
The first place goes to...
Endo!
It's Endo!
The winner, Endo, will receive a reward from Shinya Kiyozuka himself, so please wait!
Thank you!
I'm so happy!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
How was it? The winner is...
It was a tie!
It's the first time for me!
It was a tie from Matsumoto-san until now,
and we had to decide by rock-paper-scissors,
and it didn't work.
I won by rock-paper-scissors,
and Endo won by rock-paper-scissors.
I'm Endo.
I won by rock-paper-scissors,
and the winner, Endo,
will receive a present from me.
I'm so happy!
It's a piano album with only one sheet in it.
For today...
What? You made it?
Yes, it invites you to sleep.
If you play it before you go to bed,
it will go away.
It will go away?
It's a good way of saying it,
but Endo is the only one who has it.
Yes, it's only for today.
I'm so happy!
Thank you.
And...
I have one more present for you.
For me?
Yes, of course.
I'm going to improvise a song
that I composed for you.
Are you serious?
I'm so happy.
You're going to improvise a song I composed for you?
Yes.
In order for Endo to improvise a song that he composed for you,
he prepared a piano.
I'm so happy.
Okay, let's get started.
Wow! Thank you so much!
I'm so moved.
I didn't know it would end like that.
Did you know?
I didn't know it would end like that.
To be honest, I didn't know what you were thinking at all.
Don't say that!
I knew it!
Don't say that!
Give me back my emotion!
Thank you so much!