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In the first episode of "Kids don't use it"
Chiki chiki won by 100 points
It's good weather
I'm surprised by this title
What do you mean?
There are many regulations
You must be stressed out
Let's blow up here and win by 100 points
We will win by 100 points
We are the kids team
I played baseball
100 points is not easy
20 points is not easy
You have to step on home base 100 times
You have to step on it more than 10 times per person
It's not baseball
It's soft ball
Monichi throws it from below
The average age of us is about 48
The only good thing about it is the weather
Kids don't use it
It's not a battle
It's messed up
It's a battle
New plan
Let's win by 100 points
This time it's a soft ball game
You have to beat your opponent until you reach 100 points
It's a pleasant plan
But the important opponent is...
Only people who can't move are called
And more
And more?
Let's welcome our opponents
Here you go
Thank you for waiting
Softball with 100 points difference
The players are coming in
Number 72
Takashi Sasano
Sasano san
Wow
Sasano san
Really?
Sasano san, you don't have any baseball experience, do you?
It's the same as Mario
But it's light
That's right, you can't do this kind of plan
Go ahead and take my 100 points
Is that what you look like?
It's messed up what you're thinking
Even though it's a variety show
It's not only Sasano san
Even if Sasano san is the only one who can't move,
What about other players?
That's the problem
Let's welcome our next player
Number 45, Fifi
Fifi
Uniform doesn't suit you
Have you ever played softball with girls?
Baseball?
Egypt doesn't do that at all
They don't do that kind of baseball
But I think I can do it
Are you serious?
Physical ability
You have to get the ball
In Africa, physical ability is very high
The wind is strong
Desert wind
Sebangwon, Goji-ki, DJ Kou
DJ Kou
How about Kou?
DJ Kou, please let me do it
Kou, you have power, right?
I have power
Kou, you don't do anything, do you?
You don't play baseball, do you?
I don't play baseball, but I used to play rugby
Is that so?
But baseball is different
It's okay
Go ahead, Suzukano
Sebangwon, 72, Mr. Malik
Mr. Malik
The uniform is already dirty
What did you do?
I'm wearing it
What's wrong with you?
You're not an experienced player, are you?
I haven't played softball for 60 years
I see, this is good
I got it
Next player, please
Sebangwon, 66, Ms. Mizusawa Aki
Ms. Mizusawa Aki
Are you serious?
She's energetic
Ms. Mizusawa, don't get hurt
Be careful
Do you do sports?
I may look like a hip-hopper, but...
Be careful, you might get hurt
I got it
Thank you
Next player, please
Sebangwon, 53, Ms. Takatoriki
Ms. Takatoriki
She looks heavy
She is heavy
Ms. Takatoriki, how much do you weigh now?
120 kg
You can't run
As a batter
Have you ever played softball?
No, I haven't played since I was a kid
Let's see how she plays
This is all I can do
Sebangwon, 73, Mr. Okamoto Nobuto
Mr. Okamoto Nobuto
Shibui Center
I didn't know it would be like this
The store is closed now
We are keeping it as it is
It doesn't have any meaning now
I'm sorry but softball was played here 40 years ago
Everybody plays like that
No.60 Daniel Carre
No way
Skit gun
Skit
Daniel
How is it?
I used to do it when I was a kid
Your belly is big
I can do e-batting
You look like you can shoot
Skit gun
The last one is him
No.54 Sakamoto-chan
Sakamoto-chan
She was cold until the end
Sakamoto-chan
I'm Sakamoto-chan
Nice to meet you
You can do it?
You can do softball?
I'm 88 kg now
You are yellow now
It's the end of summer
Can you do softball, Sakamoto chan?
I only did softball when I was in elementary school
It's been 45 years
Are you sure you can get 100 points?
I think I can do it
You can do it
If you rolled it, you would have been caught
What are you trying to do?
Are you serious?
Of course
I'm hungry
You have a great sense of direction
The game starts 3 hours before
Good morning
Sasano san and guest team members get up early to warm up
Good morning
I'll do my best
It's cold
I'm sorry for waking you up in the morning
I don't know what will happen
Can you get 100 points?
I don't think so
It's still cold even though it's sunny
They warm up carefully
It's hard
Isn't it amazing?
After warming up with jogging, they stretch
They stretch the back of their thighs
5, 6, 7, 8
Did you get relaxed?
No, but I stretched
It's dangerous if you don't stretch
As the muscle tension gradually loosened with the dash
Knocking practice to get used to softball hits
But of course you're a beginner
Former idol Akimo Mizusawa...
Huh?!
And Fifi, from Egypt...
And Daniel Karl, who is good at mountaineering...
And of course, the tunnel series...
And 20 years ago, Sakamoto-chan, who had a great success in the Tokyo University entrance exam project...
And of course...
Catch it with your knees!
- Are you able to do it, Mr. Okamoto? - No, not at all.
- But you're moving, right? - Yeah.
Just now, I sprained my ankle.
And of course, before the match, the "kidding around" team warms up!
I'm sorry about that.
Ah, but it did warm me up.
One, two, three, four...
Five, six, seven, eight...
Make some noise!
Five, six, seven, eight...
It suddenly became like this.
One, two, three, four...
Five, six, seven, eight...
One, two, three, four...
Five, six, seven, eight...
Stretch your back out.
One, two, three, four...
Five, six, seven, eight...
Let's do it again.
One, two, three, four...
Five, six, seven, eight...
Next, we're going to stretch our front out, so hit us in the back.
One, two, three, four...
Five, six, seven, eight...
Coach, you're shaking.
It was so slanted.
Ready...
No, not like that.
That was dangerous.
Help me.
It's been a while since we did this.
Why is it so funny?
The ball is big.
My butt hurts.
My shoulder hurts.
Already?
The ball is big.
Don't say that.
It's been a while since we did this.
That's about it.
Are you serious?
I'm scared.
They have warmed up.
The order meeting to win with 100 points difference.
First, Dajun.
It's my first time.
I don't want you to be surprised.
I've experienced it.
I'll go around.
I'll go around and come back.
It's a waste of energy.
But I'll go around.
What about you, Tanaka?
Do you want to go around?
I've done it before.
You've done it before.
You're old.
Do you want me to go 3 times?
You go 3 times.
You go 5 times.
Do you want to go with Inomoto?
It doesn't matter.
Are you experienced?
I've done it before.
Who is going?
Yoshinobu and Komu.
I don't want you.
Yoshinobu is over there.
You look like you're about to get killed.
Next, defense position.
Matsumoto san, are you going to pitch?
I'm not good at it.
First is important.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
What about second?
Fujiwara can do it.
I'm not experienced, but I can do it.
Are you okay?
I can't do it.
I need a third.
What about second?
Matsumoto san, can you pitch?
Yamada san, can you pitch?
Matsumoto san, can you change?
I can't sing at all
But we might not be able to come back
That's right
We need to get 100 points
Our ideal is to get 100 points
We don't need to protect it
Sasano san is doing his best
Whiteboard
Sasano san is like a teacher who died in a war
Are you a blue sky teacher?
FIFI ALL-STARS
From now on, the match between Team Gaki no Tsukai and FIFI ALL-STARS will begin
First of all, I will introduce the defense positions of FIFI ALL-STARS
Pitcher - Sasano Takashi
Catcher - Takatoriki
First - Okamoto Nobuto
Second - Mr. Marinichi
Third - Daniel Kahe
Shot - D.J. Koh
Left - FIFI
Center - Takamoto Chen
Right - Aki Mizusawa
First - Team Gaki no Tsukai
First - Endo Rokusho
100 points
He did it
That's how it is
You can do it
I'm gonna jump so back back
Don't throw it
You are greedy
Mother, you are full of motivation
The timing is not right
The ball is not coming at all
The foul ball is not coming at all
Nice play
Let's shoot
It's better than a foul ball
I can't shoot if I do it with four balls
Is it like this?
I thought it was more of a montage.
100 points! 100 points!
Even, first, seventh...
Please!
First, seventh...
Your movement was good.
Second, fifth...
It was flying.
Tanaka, go!
Tanaka! Tanaka!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Goal! Goal! Goal! Goal!
I won't lose.
You're strong, Masato!
Here I go!
Do you know how to do it?
I'm going to pull it up.
Goal! Goal!
It was dangerous!
Goal! Goal! Goal!
Third...
Third, Hamata...
Goal! Goal!
Third, Hamata...
Goal! Goal!
If you pick up the ball, you have to throw it back!
You'll get injured.
You can't shoot! You can't shoot!
You can't shoot like that!
Out! Out!
Out!
Second, Matsumoto.
You guys are pretty good!
He's really angry.
Out! Out!
Out!
What?
It's a two out!
It's not what you think!
It's a two out!
Sorry, the pitch is still in the same place.
Please, coach!
Coach, please!
Coach, coach! You're tired! You're tired! It's okay!
Yes!
Okay!
99 points left!
Two outs and 401 points.
99 points left!
Okay!
From now on, it's going to be a fierce battle!
Out! Out!
Come back! Come back!
Okay! Okay!
Out! Out!
Out!
He's angry! He's angry!
What?
I thought it was okay to make a sliding line, but I was licking the team.
It's scary!
It's rare for a smart team like this!
From the first two outs, the smart team is attacking fiercely!
Out! Out!
Minomoto makes a two-base and goes for a layup!
Okay!
Next up, Komu!
A continuous hit with a strong center back!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Kosa!
Kosa! Kosa! Kosa!
Kosa, what's wrong?
Huh? When I stepped over here, I heard a "buki."
Yeah, I didn't hear it.
You heard it again.
That's not good.
Will the type change?
Let's go back to where we were.
Let's get serious!
Okamoto!
Shoto!
Shoto comes by a lot!
Shoto hits too many times!
With that, DJ Koga is in first place!
Okamoto and Nobuta are in first place!
The game resumes!
Okay!
Two outs!
Nice!
He's laughing.
He's laughing at this moment?
Of course he's laughing.
Why is he laughing?
And now...
Yoshinobu!
Ugo, I want you to lose some weight.
End!
Okay!
Nice!
Wait! Wait!
Nice!
And now Matsumoto and Gakkida are about to explode!
91 points left!
End!
Two outs and 91 points left for Buster Fujiwara!
Let's go!
Kousan! You're so weak!
Kousan, you're so weak!
Kousan, you couldn't push him through?
I couldn't push him through!
I didn't do anything!
With this play, Fujiwara's regrettable injury is gone!
Which one is safe?
It's safe!
Since you didn't get it, it's safe!
Kousan, do you need this headphone?
No, I don't need it!
Next week!
Captain's broken softball!
Dota battle play!
My legs are numb!
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