AISubs v3.5
I'm a guard to protect you!
Tonight, Hamada's trial is over.
There's ice cream, too.
He's 58 years old.
He's one of the top comedians.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
However, his age is increasing year by year.
His former star quality is being lost.
That's enough!
Last year's "You Must Not Laugh"
Thank you very much.
This is what I'm thinking about.
You're old!
Don't say "we love you" like that!
He's 30 years younger than Hamada.
Hamada still has a long way to go.
First of all, let's look back at last week's broadcast.
Which one is the game? Start!
Yellow!
Rabbit!
Green!
Pig!
White!
As you can see,
the game continues until the opponent makes a mistake,
except for those who are reminded of colors.
Blue!
Face!
The best part of the game is the intense rally.
The supporters are there, too.
You're the only one making mistakes, aren't you?!
No, I'm not!
Take it!
I've got it all along!
But Hamada says...
The game of life, start!
Orange!
I lost!
You're so small!
The target is not coming out!
Hey! Hey!
Hey you!
Why are you making noise all of a sudden?
Hey, isn't it bad editing?
You guys didn't do such a good job!
It's like you're doing a good job, but...
What?
You can't say anything, can you?
What do you mean?
I don't know how to pull or pull it out.
I can't breathe.
If it's Dyson, it's limited edition.
That's right.
I can't breathe.
I'm going to bring the camera.
All right!
There is such a precedent.
If you proceed with the game with the method of Baba Nuki and you run out of cards in your hand, you win.
It's a super easy game that everyone knows from the past.
This is it!
What?
You see, I have all the cards in my hand.
If you throw this away, you win.
You win.
What is this?
He didn't notice it at all.
We don't know anything.
That's enough.
Let me go to downtown.
You are lying.
Let me go to downtown.
You are lying.
He noticed it.
No, no, no.
Even though you said that, you said yes.
What do you mean?
Come here.
You are lying.
I'm not lying.
I thought you didn't have all of them, so I gave you three.
You see, there are cards stacked up.
He didn't notice it.
So I thought you were lying.
That's it.
You didn't notice it at all.
No, I didn't.
When you said "ah", you looked like a thief cat.
I noticed it.
He didn't notice it at all.
Surprisingly, there are a lot of cards stacked up.
Excuse me.
This is chiffon cake.
Chiffon cake.
Excuse me.
We would like you to cancel this chiffon cake.
What?
Chiffon cake.
I don't like it too sweet.
You don't like it too sweet, right?
Hamamatsu-san, what do you like to eat the most now?
What?
You often eat yakisoba and so on.
I'm often told that.
Where do you eat this from?
That's it.
I don't know where the entrance is.
Me too.
I don't know either.
I'm not saying it's romantic.
It's not romantic.
Is it different?
It's different.
I don't know where the entrance is.
What's an entrance?
You can't see it, can you?
There must be an entrance somewhere.
What's an entrance?
I think it's a video of how to say an entrance.
There's a place where it's flat.
There is.
Right?
There isn't.
Do you really just pull it out?
Is there such a thing?
No, no, no.
It doesn't matter.
I don't know either.
It definitely doesn't matter.
Then you pull it out.
Oh, you pulled it out.
When you say it's romantic, why are you so angry?
You're angry.
No, it's fine.
But you say it doesn't matter.
I'm romantic too.
No, it's not romantic.
That's where you get really angry.
That's where you get angry.
But the timing of getting angry is similar to Oyeji Bando.
He's an angry old man.
An angry old man.
He's chasing Bando-san's back.
He's exactly like Oyeji Bando-san when he's angry.
Tonight, more Oyeji cases are revealed one after another.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
That demon is funny.
The demon is funny.
Hamada-san, you don't know, do you?
This is when Hamada went out to eat with his juniors.
Wow, today is really fun!
Hamada is in a good mood surrounded by his cute juniors.
That was fun!
Excuse me, I'm going to the bathroom.
One of his juniors is in the bathroom.
Then...
I just thought of something funny.
Hamada grabbed a spicy sauce from the table.
I'm going to...
Hamada started putting spicy sauce on his juniors' food.
You like spicy food, don't you?
Hey! That's not good, Mr. Hamada!
It's going to be funny if he eats it and his mouth is on fire!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Hamada's juniors are laughing at Hamada's funny act.
Excuse me.
Oh, I've been waiting for you!
Here you go!
Eat up!
I've been waiting for you!
So, about what we were talking about...
Hey! I don't care about what you think! Eat up!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
See? I told you he'd be surprised!
And...
Oh, he's getting on my nerves!
Eat up!
When Hamada started eating his own food...
Huh?
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
What is this?! It's so spicy!
Hamada suddenly fainted.
What's wrong, Mr. Hamada?!
Are you okay?!
It's spicy! I don't know why, but my food is spicy!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
No! Mr. Hamada, don't do that!
No!
That's right.
Using his own chopsticks, Hamada forgot to prank his juniors.
Using chopsticks with a lot of spicy sauce, Hamada started eating again.
You're lying, you're lying, you're lying, you're lying!
It's spicy!
- That's amazing. - It's amazing.
This is what happened on a city tour program in Osaka.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hamada is waking up, move man!
- Wow, you're in a great mood. - You're in a great mood and you're having the best time of your life.
- That's amazing. - Hamada-san, you're in a great mood again today.
I'm in a great mood.
Hamada is in a great mood surrounded by his beloved juniors.
Well, let's go over there next!
- Sounds good! - Let's go! Let's go!
The location progresses smoothly.
Then...
Huh? Something's falling.
Hamada found a pin mic that an actor puts on his chest.
Yes, yes, yes.
Hamada found a pin mic that an actor puts on his chest.
That's dangerous! When I was playing around with them earlier, I dropped it.
If I didn't have a pin mic with me, I wouldn't be able to speak.
I wish an actor would tell me.
Seriously...
Hamada picked up the pin mic and put it on himself and continued with the location program.
It's so good!
Is this good? You guys should try it, too!
Then, at that moment, the voice...
Huh? That's weird.
Hamada-san's voice has been loud for a while now.
Hamada-san!
You have two pin mics on you!
Seriously...
Yes, Hamada just now picked up a pin mic of one of his juniors.
He didn't even know he had his own mic.
On top of that, he was wearing his second mic.
Result announcement!
What is this, geez...
This is what happened one holiday.
Oh, holiday...
Hamada-san, I'm hungry.
Let's go eat something.
That's right!
What do you want to eat?
Huh?
I want to eat a lot of meat!
Sigh... Meat...
I have a good idea!
What is it?
If you want to eat meat,
how about a barbecue?
Huh?!
Is that okay?!
Yay, yay!
I want to see you cute guys happy.
I'm full today.
Let's eat meat.
Hamada-san!
So cool!
If that's decided, let's go buy meat!
That's right!
Where should we go buy meat?
Then, one of his juniors said...
If it's meat, isn't hanamasa good?
That's good!
Oh, that's good!
Let's do that! Let's do that!
It's decided!
Hanamasa is...
A meat specialty store that sells any kind of meat at a super low price.
If you do...
What are you guys trying to do?!
Huh?
I've never heard of that kind of meat, and I've never eaten it either!
Who do you think I am?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Excuse me!
What?
Hamada is furious when he hears the name "Hanamasa".
Don't commoners eat meat like you, Hamada?
The juniors apologize.
Excuse me?!
Why do you eat "Hanamasa" meat at a barbecue?!
What?!
"Hanamasa"...
Hamada perceived "Hanamasa" meat as "Panama" meat...
What?!
"Panama" meat...
...and scolded the juniors.
Oh, "Hanamasa"...
Eventually, they went to "Hanamasa" and had a grand barbecue.
"Hanamasa" is the best!
It's been made for a long time.
Inomuchi-san, you were all there, right?
I wasn't there for the barbecue.
But I was shocked.
I forgot that I used my own chopsticks.
I can't do pranks anymore.
Something different from pranks has started.
If it's poison, you'll die.
If you make one mistake, you'll die.
I can't trust the pin mic anymore.
Honestly, "God's Play" made it better.
At first, we were scared and couldn't say anything.
We thought it might be a joke.
We called you "double pin mic master" when you weren't there.
That's what you said in "Shadow".
It was a joke.
You really did it, right?
I thought so.
But I didn't think it was me.
But when you put it on, you put it on your right ear.
When you put it on your left ear, you put it on your right ear.
It's in your eyes.
You're talking a lot.
You're talking while doing this.
You're not looking at me at all.
If it's your own mic, you shouldn't be talking.
I think it's not good.
I've seen a lot of VTRs.
I'm not surprised.
It's common.
You look like you've been bitten by a zombie.
That's right.
There was a hot dog incident, right?
Please tell me about the hot dog incident.
I was hungry at the airport, so I asked for a hot dog and went to buy it.
First of all, I ate the hot dog, but when I took a bite, only the sausage came up.
To your forehead?
Yes.
The sausage came up like "bang"!
It's amazing.
It's like the principle of the forehead.
The principle of the forehead.
There was a little mustard and ketchup here, and the sausage fell on the sofa like "bong bong bong".
As if nothing had happened, I picked up the sausage, put the bread in it, and tried to eat it again, but it was impossible.
That's right.
It's impossible, right?
That's right.
This happened, right?
Yes, it did.
It's not just this.
As I said earlier, Inomoto and Dorians love each other very much.
In the meantime, the manager gave me a comment.
It's a conversation between Hamada and the manager on LINE, but let me introduce it to you for a moment.
It's a conversation between Hamada and the manager on LINE.
From Hamada...
What's my schedule for tomorrow?
That's the first thing you care about, right?
Yes.
I asked.
The manager said, "Thank you for your hard work."
Tomorrow is a holiday for the time being.
This kind of conversation was held on LINE.
After this, I got a call from Hamada and the manager.
Hey, what's going on?
What do you mean Dorian's holiday?
You're going to send me that kind of thing?
I was angry.
For the time being...
For the time being, let's call it Dorian's.
It's like a blind mania, isn't it?
For the time being, let's call it Dorian's.
I haven't seen you for such a long time.
Tomorrow is Dorian's day off.
It doesn't matter.
Tomorrow is Dorian's day off.
It doesn't matter.
Isn't he angry?
Poor manager!
He is worse than Nishi!
Tomorrow is Dorian's day off.
So, let's hear from Tsukide.
Tomorrow is Dorian's day off.
I was really surprised.
Tomorrow is Dorian's day off.
I think Hamada doesn't know good or bad.
Tomorrow is Dorian's day off.
What does it mean?
It's a terrible incident.
What is it?
Let's see it for the time being.
Enjoy it.
"Enjoy it" channel?
It's a follower of western gastronomy.
All kinds of recent gastronomy etc..
Is there snacks in this?
"Delicious but soba..
Is it stretching?
It's stretching, isn't it?
"Soba is too crispy..
This is an actual video of it.
How do you like it?
You are curious about it, right?
You are curious about it but you can't talk about it.
You don't know what you are eating.
Do you know why?
Look at that T-shirt.
What?
No way!
What is this?
A famous... I can't say his name, but...
A famous character...
Yes.
A famous character who does obscene things to women...
Yes, I do.
He is a crazy person!
Yes.
I've seen this mark before...
What?
He is a crazy person!
He is wearing this T-shirt proudly...
Yes.
In front of the TV camera...
I can't wear it! I can't wear it!
You know you can't wear it, right?
I know...
It's not a ground or anything...
It's a netting...
No, no, you can't wear it!
I don't know why you want to wear this T-shirt so much...
Since morning...
Well, well...
It's like you have pajamas on you...
In summer...
So you've been wearing it since last night...
You said it!
I said it...
You said it...
You wore it and slept...
And slept...
You said it's amazing...
No, it's amazing!
It's not a ground or anything...
It's a netting!
Your Honor!
These are all the evidence we have prepared!
It's like...
Uh, defendant Hamada...
Yes.
If you have any objections...
Go ahead.
No, no...
Everyone...
Except me...
Everyone is sitting there like they've done everything right...
I wish it was a play...
Ah...
This is too much...
Your Honor!
What do you think?
Yes.
Well...
Then...
People of Baixin...
Damn it!
Please give us your opinion.
This is frustrating!
It's too much!
No, no, no...
No, no, no.
It's different.
Why does he have to wear it every day?
Then I'm sorry for not being guilty.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You have to be careful!
Judge!
Please sit down!
Judge! Judge!
Please sit down.
Where is it?
Your face is red, judge, are you okay?
Judge...
Judge Baishi, please make your ruling.
The fact that defendant Hamada has caused trouble for many people by his son...
...is a clear fact and...
...the same thing will happen in the future.
Therefore, without any excuses...
...I will have my son stand up and get his youth back.
Wait a minute, I don't know what you're talking about!
This is also my son!
This is the rule, really!
It's terrible to have five letters missing!
Right? It's difficult!
That's right, that's right!
- Therefore... - Therefore...
...near my son's house...
...I will dress up as my son's son...
...take my son's tea in one hand...
...while eating my son's rice cake...
...and say "delicious" while eating my son's rice cake...
...and when my son's grandfather kicks me...
...without any hesitation...
...the camera will start rolling...
...and I will scream "hey!" and file a case against him!
What the hell is that?!
- Judge... - File a case against him...
- That's all for Hamada Masato's court hearing. - Huh?
What the hell? He should change too!
- He's in the second highest rank! - That's one reason.
Near my son's house...
...I will dress up as my son's son...
...take my son's tea in one hand...
...while eating my son's rice cake...
...and say "delicious" while eating my son's rice cake...
Delicious.
...and when my son's grandfather kicks me...
...without any hesitation...
...the camera will start rolling...
...and I will scream "hey!" and file a case against him!
*screaming*
Ouch!
Princess Leia! Princess Leia! Where are you?