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We will now begin the second Hamada/Masato case, "The Final Judgment".
The Final Judgment
Oh, no. That's not it.
That's not it.
I did it. I did it.
You did it.
I did it.
I did it. I did it, but I did it.
Next defendant, Hamada. Please come to the court.
Oh, no.
Yes, yes.
What's with that attitude?
Excuse me.
Yes?
We're all the same age.
You're doing it now!
Thank you.
Idiot!
Thank you.
That's why...
It's hard for me to say this, but...
I know, right?
But everyone does it.
We've been doing it since Thailand!
Thank you.
We don't do it here!
We don't! We don't! We don't!
It's okay now. It's okay now.
We understand now.
You're loud, but do something about it.
Downtown, Hamada Masatoshi, 57 years old.
Hey, woman! How's it going?
Dad! Don't touch me!
Oh, great!
Dad! Don't touch me!
From the beginning of his career...
He's had a sharp attitude...
And a courage that even an adult wouldn't have.
How was it?
He's a comedian who's at the top of the entertainment industry that everyone admires.
He's sharp!
However...
There's also ice cream, apparently.
What?
In recent years...
His admiration for comedy has decreased.
Let's go!
That's because...
He's an accelerating child.
Hey, do you understand?!
Let's go! Let's go!
It's okay now!
Damn it!
Last year's "Don't Laugh!"
Thank you very much.
It's old!
Yes.
It's old!
Don't say "don't laugh"!
He was pushed back by his age of 30.
Tonight, the sad star of the past, Hamada, is coming for him.
No, no, no.
It's a card to protect you!
That's right.
Here we go.
It's a little creepy in the morning.
Don't ask me!
He was lying on the corridor, and his feet were limp.
It's easy to catch a cold.
What?!
This is...
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait a minute!
Here we go!
Evidence!
It's about 4 a.m.
What time is it?
It's 3 p.m.
I tried to deceive you.
I tried to take your empty hand.
That's the coldest thing.
I tried to take your empty hand.
That's the coldest thing for me.
Have you ever been caught?
Is it okay for me to do this?
He thought it was too much.
Everyone is good at this kind of thing.
But this is not a rare case.
That's right.
It happens all the time.
This is terrible.
It's really terrible.
What's going on here?
Are you crazy?!
If you walk in the city, it's almost nothing.
It's almost nothing.
There are a lot of pedestrians.
What?!
What's up?
Later…
I wrote "gagagagagaga."
It was "gagagagaga."
What?
You didn't have to get mad.
Where can we place our vehicle?
It's not allowed from when we filming.
Oh yeah.
Ah a studio.
To put bands.
Pats.
Are you kidding me?!
You gotta be kidding me.
If we continue like this, we won't be able to sing the same song over and over again.
No, no, no, no, no.
Dog, lion, cheetah!
Cheetah!
Soundproofness is one of the big indicators when measuring soundproofness.
That's right.
We'd like you to see some examples of this.
"Life is a game", start!
Yellow!
Rabbit!
Green!
Pig!
White!
As you can see, we talk about things other than what comes to mind from colors and continue the game until the other person makes a mistake.
Blue!
Face!
The joy of it all is the intense rally.
That's where the supporters' intention lies.
You only have bad intentions in front of you!
That's not true.
I'm sorry, prosecutor.
It's always like that.
But Hamada says...
"Life is a game", start!
Orange!
You little punk!
Taisho!
Our Taisho!
He won't come out!
Taisho won't come out!
What is this?!
You suddenly came out of nowhere!
No, no, no!
I was just talking.
It ended quickly.
This is definitely a game-breaker.
A game-breaker?
Okay, okay! Game, start!
Okay!
Yeah, yeah!
Of course, there are other things like this.
What?
Yeah, yeah!
White?
Yeah, yeah!
Clouds!
Yeah, yeah!
Smoke!
Yeah, yeah!
Smoke!
Yeah, yeah!
One more time.
It's not coming out.
Smoke! Smoke!
You're crazy!
You're getting it, right?!
Yes, we are.
It's the same thing, right?!
You came out of nowhere!
This is difficult!
You can't keep up with normal people's speed.
The game's original logic disappears, but for Hamada, speed is reduced.
Start!
That's right, that's right.
Yeah, yeah!
High!
Yeah, yeah!
Tokyo Tower!
Yeah, yeah!
Flower Story!
Yeah, yeah!
A person's debut!
Who is it?
I won't let you go yet.
What are you doing?!
A person's debut! Who is it?!
Who is it?
Hamada's old sense is young.
That's right!
But his sins are heavy.
That's right.
He used all kinds of trees.
All kinds of trees.
Using three trees, he created kanji characters.
Anyone can do this simple game.
It's Matsumoto-san.
It's fast. It's the fastest.
Wonderful!
Land!
While making the best choice as a choice...
Go ahead!
It's good.
Of course, everyone is excited and shows their work.
No, I'm tired of this.
Hamada-san, please!
I'm sorry, but I can't go up. I'm stuck in here.
What?
I was surprised. Where am I stuck in?
I'm stuck in here.
I'm stuck in the floor.
This is amazing, really.
He can't even do simple things.
It's surprising.
Yes!
There are other examples like this.
You proceed with the game by using Baba Nuki.
If you run out of cards in your hand, you go up.
Matsumoto-san.
No, I'm done with this.
It's a super-simple game that everyone has known for a long time.
This is it.
What?
So...
Look at the cards.
If you discard this, Hamada will go up.
That's right.
What is this?
He didn't notice it at all.
We don't know.
That's enough.
You are lying.
He noticed it.
You noticed it, didn't you?
I didn't notice it at all.
Even though you noticed it, you said yes.
What do you mean?
Come here.
What do you mean?
That's not good.
It's not good.
I thought we didn't have enough cards, so I discarded three of them.
This is a complete lie.
This is not good.
What is this ending?
You are trying to deceive us with your small voice.
He can't even pull out a super-simple card.
I'm more worried about him now than I was when I was old.
He has a new child in his memory.
He has many different types of children.
That's right.
Do you remember when you tried to throw a billiard ball and it hit the table?
When you were playing old games, you prepared a set of tools.
But this Hamada fell on the telephone pole of the set of tools and broke the telephone pole.
This is the sad reason for that.
There is also an interruption.
Hamada found a billiard ball that makes a loud noise when you hit it on the ground.
In order to surprise Endo, who is absorbed in the billiard ball,
he gets a billiard ball from his back.
There seems to be ice cream, too.
There is one more incident.
Next to the pinball is a set of telegraph poles.
Although it is a simple set that is hung from above with a wire,
it is actually a billiard ball.
What is this?
He tried to surprise Endo with a billiard ball, but he can't even play pranks anymore.
It's terrible that you don't have any knowledge.
It's terrible.
What was that?
It's a pile of cards, isn't it?
No, I can't see it.
So I thought it was something different.
That's it.
It's no reason at all.
When you said "ah", you looked like a thief cat.
I found you.
You said "ah" when you were hiding a fish.
You said you found me.
As for outdoor shooting, you two are licensed.
If you go out into the city, you can take a little step.
I often go out in private.
Even a manhole can stumble.
A manhole?
How does a manhole stumble?
Do you have any self-awareness like spatial recognition ability?
Not at all.
No, no, no.
You feel something when you see it, don't you?
Yes.
I don't think everyone has that step instinct, not just me.
No, no, no.
It's funny that he walked alone and stumbled.
Everyone is talking and walking.
What is the descent of the guardrail while walking alone?
That's it.
No one was there, right?
That's it.
Yes.
No.
I forgot.
And there's a voice that says "dangerous".
I think the staff is warning us that it's dangerous when we're talking.
They're telling us.
Where is the meaning of putting an automatic vending machine here?
Oh, it's a studio.
It's for bands and stuff like that.
You didn't even hear that.
If you said it was dangerous, you should have said it in a louder voice.
No, I said it in a really loud voice.
If you say, "Hey, don't hit me!" I'd be like, "Whoa!"
No, no, no.
It's a guard to protect you.
Memory Loss
Memory loss is also rare.
Let's take a look at the evidence.
I don't know!
What is it?
This guy who finds unusual-shaped sweets.
You're drunk, aren't you?
You're drunk.
It's pretty recent.
It's not, is it?
You're gonna say "thank you" again, aren't you?
Look, it's Hamada-san.
Why?!
There's a lot of Hamada-san!
If that's the case, you guys should all look for me!
Hamada-san...
Unusual-shaped sweets.
Of course, they're collected for later filming.
They were following "no-eating" rules.
I see.
This is just a drill.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, no!
Watch out!
This is...
Yes, Hamada-san?
I'll say it again.
Yes.
Guam's flowing pool.
Slider.
Boltar's slider.
Why do you eat it?!
Scary, scary, scary!
It's not a game where you can eat it if you get it right.
It's not a flowing pool.
Boltar's slider.
You eat it again after you get it right.
But...
After a while...
What?! Are you kidding me?!
This is...
When it became a manga...
The king's mouth.
That's Hamada-san's mouth!
Scary, scary, scary!
Don't say it, you guys!
This is terrible.
You ate it while smiling, didn't you?
That's what you're doing!
No matter how many times I say it, I want you to eat it.
Boltar's progression is serious.
The king's face came out!
Stop it!
Yes, yes, that's right.
Understanding.
That deception also happens.
That's right.
The opponent's designated piece.
The opponent wants this.
A game called "quart", where you line up and complete a row.
Huh? There was such a thing?
quartoro
Was it "quartoro"?
No, it's "quart".
It's "quartoro", isn't it?
Look at his cool face.
quartoro
It's like "pizara", isn't it?
Based on our conversation so far, we would like you to watch it.
What do you mean?
Rock-paper-scissors, please.
Is there such a thing as "rock-paper-scissors"?
You're not wrong.
Rock-paper-scissors, please.
Huh?
You put it there.
I put it there, didn't I?
You put it there, didn't you?
I put it there, didn't I?
What are you looking at?
That's crazy!
Get out of my way!
That's crazy!
His attitude is crazy.
I think he'll get angry soon.
I think so, too.
And at the end of the game, Hamada reaches.
quartoro
"quartoro" is "pizara".
I can't do it anymore!
This is a very funny game!
At this moment...
At this moment... What was he thinking while watching?
What was he thinking while watching? I was watching!
I was watching!
At last...
At last... He got scared.
- Is there any? - Yes, there is.
- It's meaty hanamasa grilled rice! - Somehow...
The children are excited.
- What's going on? - Hanamasa!
- Oh, it's warm. - It's warm.
But this time...
The plan is to find out what they ate.
What's important is the taste and smell.
- Oh, it's pretty big. - It's big.
It doesn't have a strong taste.
- It's light. - Oh, is it?
- Maybe it has a strong taste. - What does it say?
It smells like a spoon.
- It smells like a spoon with nothing in it. - It smells like a spoon.
- Your way of saying it is... - It's hard.
However...
Is it sad? What Endo is saying is not a confusing fact.
That's right. His way of saying it is...
Lastly...
There's one more truth.
- Well... - It's not cake.
- Oh, I'm sorry. - It's chiffon cake.
Oh, chiffon cake.
- I'm sorry. - What we want you to stop is...
- This chiffon cake. - This is interesting.
- Huh? What? - Huh?
- Chiffon cake. - I like it sweet.
- You don't like it too sweet, do you? - No.
- What's your favorite food now, Hamamatsu-san? - What?
- The one you eat a lot, like yakisoba. - Yeah, I get that a lot.
- Hey, where do you eat this from? - That's...
- Take it off. I don't know where the entrance is. - Me neither. I'm also a romantic guy.
I'm not saying you're romantic!
- It's not related! - It's not?
- I know where it's wrapped. - What's "entrance"?
- You can't see it, can you? There must be an entrance somewhere. - An entrance?
- I think it's the way you say "entrance". - I think there is.
- No. - No.
- Oh, you just take it off like this? - Is that possible?
- No, no, no, no. - It's not like that!
- I don't know either! - It's not!
- Then you take it off... Oh, you did it.
You can't see the cut on the plastic.
You drop the cake.
If you come this far...
- You're really pitiful. - This is bad, really...
- Amazing. You forget what you need to remember... - Yes.
- But you remember the wrong quattro, which you don't need to remember. - He remembers the lyrics very well.
- When we did "watches" before... - Yes.
- We went to an orange ramen shop just once and asked them to find it for us. - Yes.
- We looked everywhere for it, but we couldn't find it. - Yes.
- Then we called the person we went with and asked if there was an orange ramen shop. - Yes.
- I don't know if it's "orange" or not... - Yes.
- But we did go to a ramen shop called "mikan" with Mr. Hamada. - Is it there?
- Yes, it is. - Yes.
- And when you said "game" and "orange" just now... - It's there.
- You can't say "mikan" there!
- Chiffon cake... - It's so sweet. - He's filled with excitement. - It's so sweet. - But what is the truth?
- Hamamatsu-san, what's your favourite food right now? - Huh? - Like, yakisoba and gimbap. - Yeah, people say that a lot.
- Wait, where are you taking this from? - You can't eat it. - Okay, take it off for me. - I don't know where the entrance is. - Me neither.
- I don't know either. - You don't have to say you don't know!
- So you didn't have that cake in the end? - No, I didn't have it at all. - Oh, I thought you were going to take it off. - No, I'm not like that. - You're not like that. - I don't know how you made it.
- When you said you didn't know, why were you so angry? - I was angry. - No, it's fine. But you said you didn't know, and I said I didn't know...
- It's not like I had any pride or anything! - That's where you got really angry, right? - Yeah, that's where you got angry. - But that's the same timing as Bando Eiji.
- Oh, Bando-san's oxidation age... - I'm old. - I'm older than Bando-san. - I'm following Bando - san's footsteps. - We have exactly the same oxidation age.
Next week
Who are you playing with?
The trial is over
Worse than Nishi
It's a hammer
He's got two shock absorbers
Look at this
It's crazy
What is the verdict?
It's crazy