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Young entertainers' Toriumon Yano One Grand Prix!
This program has discovered many break entertainers!
Last week, more and more strong entertainers appeared!
You know him, don't you, Hamamu-san? He appeared in "King of Contents"!
That's right!
He didn't appear!
He's still acting!
Ta-da!
You're nothing special!
I did it!
Wow!
You didn't do it?!
You don't know anything!
Who will stand at the top of the Yano One Grand Prix?!
Is that fun?!
Let's move on!
Yes, let's move on!
The first competition is "Silent Show"!
Can city-fans with silly but manly hearts win the battle?!
This is the second year of the combination history of Yoshimoto Industries.
This is Lisa from November!
Contents! Taxi!
Taxi!
Can you take me to Tama?
- Can you take me to Tama by high speed? - Yes.
Understood.
Are you coming back from work?
No, I'm not.
I see.
- Driver-san... - Yes?
- Can you give me a kiss? - Huh?
- Can you give me a kiss? - Yes?
- I said, can you give me a kiss? - A kiss?
- Can you give me a kiss?! - What do you mean, "can you give me a kiss?"
When you're playing with your friends in the car,
if you put your hand out of the car, you'll feel like you're kissing with air pressure.
- That's it! - I don't do it with a taxi.
Please let me do it! Please!
- Then, I'll open the window. - Yes.
Thank you.
- Is it about a C cup? - How about it?
No, is it a D cup? No, it's an E cup!
- No, it's... - G!
H!
The size of your boobs is up to you!
W-what do you mean?!
- I'm sorry for being quiet, customer. - Huh?
- I can't control my boobs, you know? - Wow!
The person who asked you if you could control your boobs happened to be you!
But when you asked me if I could control my boobs,
to be honest, my heart was pounding.
- You were excited, weren't you? - That's right.
Because you can try it out!
That's right, customer. As a souvenir, do you have a celebrity you like?
- Kojiruri. - Kojiruri.
That's a good one. In the case of Kojiruri, you lower the gear down to 4th gear, right?
Huh?
It's Kojiruri!
That's amazing!
I've never touched it, but I know it's Kojiruri, those boobs!
Amazing!
Can someone guess the next one?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
It's huge!
And it's kind of powerful!
Who is it?
It's Nemota Harumi.
I can tell!
It's so powerful!
But how can you tell? You've never touched it before.
Well, you can tell by its skeleton.
You can't tell by its skeleton!
I've been an AV actor for a long time.
Wow!
Are you going somewhere for fun?
Um, I'm going to the grave.
Oh, you're going to the grave?
It's my wife's birthday.
What are you doing here?!
No, no! Listen to me.
When I was on a drive date with my wife, I decided to ride on her boobs.
And my wife laughed so hard.
It was a good reason for me to forgive her.
I'll tell you.
Oh, I see.
Look.
It's a waste of space for you.
What do you mean "a waste of space"?
But your wife is pretty small.
She's 150 centimeters.
150 centimeters... I see.
Huh? Why?
You came back to North Korea only for today.
Even with such a small picture, I can't understand you.
Well, I've been doing music videos for a long time.
Thank you very much.
Well, how is it?
Don't you two remember November 1st?
Yes, well...
Yes.
Huh? Who are you asking?
Who are you asking?
Mr. Yamada.
Yes, that's right.
Mr. Hosei, you too.
All of you?
Yes.
Mr. Yamada, do you remember...
Huh?
Go ahead.
Mr. Yamada.
No, I don't remember.
That's awkward.
Right?
I think I know.
Huh? What?
Tell me.
I think I know, too.
Huh? What?
Me, too.
Oh, then let's hear it.
Then, Kouji-san, please.
Kouji-san, please.
Is it a thread to hit the butt of "Don't Laugh"?
Oh, it's not at all.
Hey!
It's definitely not it!
You two!
It's there! It's there!
The one you hit really hard!
That's right! That's right!
It's not it!
It's not it, is it?
It's pretty...
I'm sorry, but...
I really can't think of anything else.
Can you say it?
Please!
In the original game, "A" melody guessing game, around September...
Huh?
What?
In "A" melody guessing game, we sang the chorus and...
No, wait...
The "A" melody guessing quiz...
I don't remember it being around September.
I really don't like it!
Don't laugh! Don't laugh!
Anyway, Hamada-san, you were really excited about that game, weren't you?
I was really excited about it!
Even in the dressing room, they were praising it like it was a really good game.
They were really praising it.
I'm not good at it.
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It was like Oshio-san's "odango" game.
That's Dakani-san's game.
I don't remember it at all!
No way, he's impersonating him!
There's no such thing as bokeh in copying manzai!
It's "Imai Raipachi"!
Please!
Hello!
I'm Wagyu!
Nice to meet you!
Oh!
Mista-kun, you made me a song about katsudon today!
Everyone knows about katsudon, right?
Then, Mista-kun, please sing me a song about katsudon!
Oh, no! No! No!
I won't sing it!
Mista-kun made it for me!
Amazing! Amazing!
Then, Mista-kun, please sing it for me!
Please sing it for me!
That's not it! That's not it! That's not it!
Aren't you going to sing it for me?
Neither of us are waiting for you to sing it for us!
If you're not going to sing it for us...
Go away!
You can do it over there!
Are you kidding me, Mista-kun?
Neither of us are waiting for you to sing it for us!
Please sing it for us!
That's not it! That's not it! That's not it!
Aren't you going to sing it for us?
You can do it over there!
Thank you very much!
How did you like it?
Each of you has your own style of impersonation, don't you?
That's right!
Some of you don't even protect the center position!
I wish Mista-kun was really there!
That's amazing!
Hirao-chan, how did you like it?
I could see your partner's impersonation!
I could see it!
Mista-kun!
Yes!
Can you do "one thunderbolt"?
"One thunderbolt"?
Can you do it?
One thunderbolt!
I haven't done anything yet, but...
That's why it's getting cheaper!
Let's move on!
He looks like a rightist, but his story is like an individualist.
In "Fushigi na Sekaikan", we aim to be like Yamawan.
This is Chris Patch. Please come in!
This is my room!
Wow, it's beautiful!
And it's spacious!
How many beds are there?
There are 12 beds!
That's a lot of beds!
And the sunlight is amazing!
It is! There's no electricity right now, but it's really bright!
There's a lot of storage too!
Yes!
And the rent is...
28,000 yen!
That's cheap!
But wait a minute!
If you move from Ebisu to Tohogu under these conditions, you'd normally pay the rent, right?
Normally it's about 200,000 yen!
200,000 yen?!
That's 28,000 yen?!
Huh? Why is it so cheap?
Huh?
Did something happen?
Huh?
Did something happen in this room in the past?
Huh?
What is this room? Is it your own property?
But you're right!
Under these conditions, you'd normally pay more rent, right?
If it's your own property, I'll move out of here!
Let's go home!
Maybe it's not your own property?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Maybe there's no convenience store nearby?
It's not my own property!
If there's no convenience store nearby, I'd like to move out of here!
Huh? Which one do you think it is?
Which one do you think it is?!
Huh?
The person next to you is sensitive!
Wait a minute! What was that just now?!
The sun is shining brightly over there, so you can see it in front of you!
It's not coming in at all!
I was worried about it earlier, but it's not coming in at all!
Huh?
What is this?
There's something small on the wall...
Does it say "help me" on it?
Maybe it's some kind of trick...
Please don't say "maybe"...
You've seen it in a movie or something, right?
Yes, I have.
Does it mean it's your own property?
Maybe I just paid for it...
Why would you do such a thing?!
Maybe it's because of it that I'm paying the rent...
That's why it's so cheap?!
If that's the case, you'll laugh at me, right?!
I won't laugh!
What was that just now?!
But it's really expensive.
It's enough for me to live in it.
You don't want to live in it, do you?!
I don't want to live in it!
But we can't talk about it!
I don't want to live in a room like that!
What happened?
The landlord must have been really mad at me!
Isn't it because you scribbled on it?
Do you think it's because I scribbled on it?
You don't know, do you? What is this?
Maybe it's because you threw gum on the floor!
Why do you do things like that? You're too rampant!
Next, to the bathroom!
It's not about the bathroom. Hey, I'm sorry! Hey, where are you going? Hey! Hey! Hey!
Do you think this is the bathroom?
What kind of question is that? You're guiding me!
Maybe it's not the bathroom?
No, it's the bathroom! It has a shower and a bathtub in it, so it's the bathroom!
Maybe it's the toilet designed by the designer?
That can't be it! It's the bathroom! The bathroom!
Which one do you think it is?
It's the bathroom!
I can't talk to you anymore! I've already put cream in it! Wait a minute!
Ah, hello! I'm talking to you right now!
Huh? What's going on with you? Are you in charge?
No, it's not "maybe you're in charge"...
Is everyone like this?
Thank you very much!
Shiba-san! Is there anything you'd like to discuss with me?
I'd like to discuss something with Hosei-san and Downtown-san.
Go ahead! Go ahead!
I'm 31 years old, and I broke up with my girlfriend who I had been dating for 7 years half a year ago.
The reason I broke up with her was because I wanted her to work harder and laugh more.
It's not like I wanted to fire her, but that's why I broke up with her.
I see.
She said she was going to come back right away.
But in a very short period of time, I fell in love with another girl.
I like both of them!
Now we've become friends for half a year.
Christmas is Christmas, and Eve is Christmas Eve.
Birthdays are all different.
I'm in a bad state of mind.
What am I thinking about?
Is that fun?
It's out!
Let's move on!
Rhythmic jokes and manzai are a miraculous fusion.
A new generation of laughter will cause a storm in Yamawan.
Youthful Days
Here we go!
Hello! We are "Youthful Days"!
I want to do manzai!
I want to do it!
Shall we do manzai?
Shall we do it?
What do you want to do?
Manzai!
What do you want to do?
Manzai!
Hey, Jun-chan, Jun-chan, listen!
What's up?
It's cold, it's cold, and it's this season,
I want to use a warm onsen and relax!
Oh, is that so?
I'll make you feel better!
I'll make you feel better with your tired body!
Please come in!
This is it!
What?!
This is my proud bath!
I pour hot water on my cold body,
I stand up against the smoke of the hot spring,
I take a bath from my feet to my shoulders,
I take a warm bath at home!
It's cold! It's cold!
Where did you go to the onsen?
Onsen? It's an onsen!
This is my proud bath!
I'm counting on you!
I pour hot water on my cold body,
I stand up against the smoke of the hot spring,
Ah, the shadow of a woman is faint,
Ah, I'm thirsty!
When I look closely, it's my mother!
That means I'm close! I'm close!
This time it's real!
It's an onsen! It's an onsen!
It's my proud bath!
I'm hungry! Stop it!
I pour hot water on my cold bath,
I'm close!
I'm curious about my shampoo,
I'm close!
I take my lid off,
I'm close!
I pour hot water,
I'm close!
I look at the drops on the ceiling,
I'm totally close!
Wait a minute!
Don't lie to me!
I'm close! I'm close! I'm close!
Don't lie to me!
I take off my bath robe,
I'm close! I'm close! I'm close!
My dad doesn't come home today either,
I'm close!
He works alone,
I'm close!
My dad was poor when he was little,
I'm close!
He had a lot of painful memories,
I'm close!
I got married.
I have a healthy baby.
Today is the second family trip to the hot spring.
I put hot water in my cold body.
I stand up and take a bath.
I use my legs and shoulders.
I take a bath and go home.
I don't care if it's hot or cold.
I don't care if it's not a hot spring.
It's warm and fast.
Don't make me notice important things.
Thank you very much.
How about you, Matsumoto-san?
I'm full of energy.
I'm watching "Downtown" when I was young.
It was fun because it was my first trip.
Let's come together again next year.
Absolutely.
It's fun.
We're having a mochi-eating competition.
I heard it's a mochi-eating competition.
It's a specialty of this shrine.
I'd like to see you do it.
Shall we do it?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Mochi-eating competition...
Aki...
It's been a while.
Do you know each other?
Yes, we were classmates in high school.
Is she your girlfriend?
I'm her boyfriend, Kaori.
You two look great together.
We do! I'm happy.
What's up?
Mochi-eating competition. You said you wanted to see it.
Oh, right.
What is it?
I'm looking forward to it. It might be my first time seeing mochi-eating competition.
Wow! It's happening!
Shall we go?
You guys were together!
Isn't that lovely mochi-eating competition just a simulation?
Is it?
It is! She's much trying to compete with them.
No, no, no!
I've never seen such a serious mochi-eating competition...
I won't participate.
Stop breathing like that!
Don't act like you're done with one thing!
And don't pull it back on me!
Don't make me look like a girl!
Hey, you were dating, right?
Sorry, we were dating.
But now it's nothing.
Then say it first.
She showed me a mochi with Motoka before I knew it!
Um...
Aren't you two going to eat mochi together?
What's with her?
Who are you?
You're Motoka's "I am now" and you two are "perfect timing" so...
Let's go!
Alright!
I am now
Five-fifths?
Those feelings from when we were in love!
Don't touch me again!
Oh my, you big jealous man!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
It's about time for us to meet the wolf boy, so we'll go home!
Wolf boy?
Alright, finally, Tanahashi-san, is this the last one?
Yes, it's the last one!
Alright, the bird is...
It's been a few years since "the double" became a sensation.
That woman made a new joke and came to "yamawan".
It's "maki no suteteko" (tree's "suteteko")
Here you go!
There it is!
Thank you!
I'm Count Dracula, Matsue Draculaco!
Draculaco...
Thank you for gathering here today with all of your blood!
You can't say "here"!
From here, it's about time...
It's about time...
I'll say one thing...
You don't have enough iron?
Are you eating firewood?
With that said...
I think I'll do it more casually than usual!
I'm glad it's being held at night!
If it's being held in the afternoon...
I'm off!
Gacha!
My skin is burning in the sun!
You're dead!
As soon as you open the door...
Batang!
Kiu!
Ketsuki!
You have to make me laugh!
Let me suck your blood!
From now on, please listen to what I have to say.
Once a week, I'm mistaken for a magician. Vampire!
I thought you were a new audience member.
Masata's tanning machine! Vampire!
Don't tell me it's paint!
Now it's time for me to meet the wolfman, so I'm going home!
Wolfman...
Huh? Wolfman?
He's right here!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
What are you talking about?
Thank you!
Masuo-san, what did you think?
Well, I didn't think I'd bite a wolfman in the end.
That's crazy!
I was surprised.
No matter how many times I see you, you're always laughing and sexy.
Sexy?
Do you agree?
You're a brilliant hybrid.
Is that so? I see.
But Masuo-san, you have something you want to say, don't you?
That's right!
When we were filming "The W," you made it funny with your voice.
So I wanted to meet you in person and tell you how grateful I am!
So, instead of expressing my gratitude, can I do something special?
Something special?
Yes!
It's not a word, is it?
Yes!
Well...
I'm going to do a one-person bread-eating contest!
I hope your gratitude and your health will improve!
I'd like to eat this bread in under 30 seconds!
Yes!
In under 30 seconds?
Yes!
One-person bread-eating contest...
Most bread-eating contests are done by one person.
Sounds good!
Can you do it?
Yes! I'll do it!
Yes!
On your marks...
Get set...
It's a one-man show, isn't it?
Start!
In under 30 seconds...
You can do it!
With gratitude...
You can do it!
With gratitude...
In under 30 seconds...
You'll succeed!
With gratitude...
Yes!
You got it, didn't you?
We got it! We got it! We got it!
Yes!
Did you get it?
Yes!
Well, my heart was pounding and my sexiness...
Do you have sexiness?
Finally, the result will be announced!
The winner of this year's Yama-an Grand Prix is...
Lisa of November!
Congratulations!
Lisa of November will receive...
a trophy and a luxurious costume...
and a Kimagoi Print Pottery Pair Square Piano as a gift!
Congratulations!
What was your decision?
Well, it's my second year...
and I've been playing the piano once...
and despite that...
you didn't remember it!
I didn't remember it!
Even when you said my name, you forgot it!
Even that!
I thought you'd remember it for sure!
I'm glad!
December...
December!
I didn't remember it at all!
It's been a month!
It's cold for a moment!
It's cold, but...
I can't even prank you anymore!