AISubs v3.5
Every year Yama One Grand Prix is held
But something is not right
He is not on the stage
It's not that big of a deal
Please wait a little longer
It's pretty long
Please wait a little longer
I have a heart of a joker
I'm going to do a joke later
It's really annoying
Is it the final confirmation?
It's expensive, isn't it?
He's already on stage
I'd like to start soon
Endogan doesn't laugh much
Five seconds until sound
Five, four, three, two...
(In Japanese)
What?
It's in the photo.
What?
That's a lie.
He's doing his best in Shizuoka.
He's a famous singer in Shizuoka.
(In Japanese)
What?
I want an explanation from him.
Yes, we want an explanation.
Well, this year...
Ariana Grande...
Ariana Grande?
I'm engaged!
I saw it on the internet.
On the internet?
I don't know why.
Is that so?
No, no.
It's in Hiroshima.
That's right.
Isn't it wrong?
Dalton Gomes?
Yes.
The engaged man.
Yes, I saw it.
He was asked to do it and he was forced to do it.
There is a hairstyle like this in American high school dramas.
I'm sure Dalton Gomes had this hairstyle in high school.
Mr. Yamazaki, I'm really sorry.
Every year, this project has discovered many great entertainers.
What kind of genius will appear this year?
Then let's go right away.
Yes, let's go.
Yes.
He is a top batter.
Yes.
Ito from Tottori and Kunisaki from Toyama.
The illusion manzai of the two is a must-see.
They belong to GRAPE COMPANY and have been together for 13 years.
They are Rangers.
Please come in.
Good morning, Rangers.
Good morning.
Does Tanimura Shinji know you?
Of course, he does. He is a national star.
I like him.
Don't say "him".
Tanimura Shinji.
I have been longing for him, chasing his back and wanting to be him for a long time.
And you came here. Why?
I believed I could be him and came here today.
I heard that if you come here, you can be Tanimura Shinji.
This is not a place like that.
Can you be me?
Can I be Tanimura Shinji?
You can't.
Let's go.
Why are you laughing?
It's a warm up.
Who are you?
Be quiet.
Who are you?
Tanimura Shinji.
I am Tanimura Shinji.
What are you doing?
Is that your mustache?
What?
Do you have a mustache?
I don't have it.
Look at me, Tazo!
What do you mean by "kurazo"?
You're losing your beard.
Which way? Left or right?
No, it's this way!
You're stupid!
You really don't know?
I'll chase you!
You're funny.
No, I'm not!
What? What is it?
What?
Michael!
You have a beard! You're Michael now!
What are you doing?
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Mr. Matsumoto, how did you like it?
I was a little nervous at the slow starter, but I think I can still watch it when it gets exciting.
If I won the championship at M-1, I'm sure it's a manzai.
You may be told that.
But I think it's a manzai.
I think it's a manzai.
I think you two have more things for Mr. Downton.
That's right.
Mr. Hamada has been saying "I want it no matter what" since he was a student.
I prepared it for you as a gift.
Mr. Hamada said "I want it no matter what" when he was a student.
This is an all-giant book that Mr. Hamada desperately wanted.
Mr. Hamada said "I want it no matter what".
I didn't say "I want it".
There are three of them.
I prepared a song for you.
A song?
I prepared a song for Mr. Downton and Mr. Hosei.
It's called "Tomorrow Girl".
It's a famous song.
I'm sorry.
What's this?
I'm sorry.
I'm not that small.
A lot of people are interested in impersonations.
We will perform impersonations of those popular people.
He is a professional impersonator.
His career is eight years.
Please come in.
If you sang "kiss" for the first time in "Kimura Takuya", what would you do?
I can't sleep at night, it's all your fault.
We just broke up, but I'm kissing you for the first time.
I can't sleep at night, it's all your fault.
We just broke up, but I'm kissing you for the first time.
PPAP
I have a pear, I have apple
Apple pear, I have a pear, I have pineapple
Pineapple pear, apple pear, pineapple pear
Pen pineapple apple pear
I'm going to chase after Donald with a fish in my mouth and eat him up with my tongue!
Who said that?
It was a brave sir Einstein!
I'm going to eat up all of you!
What's with you?
I'm so excited!
I'm going to eat up all of you!
This song...
I'm going to eat up all of you!
It's over!
Thank you!
Please give us a big round of applause!
Thank you very much!
I've made a special skill.
You've made a special skill?
Yes, a voice-over.
Voice-over? Are you serious?
I'm going to give you an intro quiz with this voice-over.
Intro quiz?
If you know the answer, answer me.
That sounds like fun! Let's do it!
The first question.
The first question, okay?
Do you know it?
Is it a voice-over?
Isn't he cursed?
Did he kick the grave?
Can you do it from the beginning?
You're disgusting!
Is it a voice-over?
The voice-over I know is like...
You're disgusting!
You're not a voice-over.
Don't go! I haven't answered my first question!
Yes, yes, yes!
Stop dancing like that!
Stop!
Why do you continue?
What?
It's not like "fwoatto fwoatto"!
You're disgusting!
You're annoying me!
You don't sing in voice-over.
You sing all the time.
"Bo-ba-ba"...
Ah, it's "shabena"!
It's not "soukana", why do you keep saying "shabena"?
The third one is "dokurei bo-ba-e mo"...
"Boku do-ra-e mo"?
I'm not happy with the answer!
It doesn't matter if it's 1 or 6!
That's enough!
Thank you for coming!
Let's go with the starting one!
Conto 'Tenshi to Akuma'
"Fua-ni-shi-rou-ya-to"...
I found 100,000 yen in my wallet!
What should I do?
Ja-ja-ja-ja-jaaan!
100,000 yen?
That's great!
Take it!
Yes, that's great! I'm lucky!
I'm lucky!
Beethoven is...
Ja-ja-ja-jaaan!
Take it!
That's your fate!
Rira-rira-rira-rira-rira...
Hey, no!
Deliver it to me!
The owner of the wallet is...
En-en!
Ah, it's off!
En-en-en!
Dolls! Dolls! Dolls!
Won! Won! Won!
Worldwide money!
I want you!
Wait, what was that?
I see!
When you're fighting...
An angel and a devil come out of you...
Was that an angel and a devil inside of me?
Since I'm always playing around...
An angel and a devil should play around too!
What's wrong with that?
You're wearing it!
I don't want to lose!
I'm the kind of person who hits the drums too much!
No, but in the end, it's up to you!
I'm definitely the most interesting!
It's okay! It's okay!
Calm down! Calm down! Calm down! Calm down!
Tsubu-an! Koshi-an! Nakamura-an!
Hasegawa-jun!
Nishida-toshi-yuki!
That's funny! You two look alike!
Only your right eye is smiling!
Wait a minute!
You came out of there wondering what you should do with your wallet, right?
Talking to each other!
That's right! If you had 100,000 yen...
Would you eat yakiniku too?
Nice! Yakiniku!
Get ready for lunch!
Kakebuton!
Yes!
Shikibuton!
Yes!
Yosabuson!
Yosabuson...
Wait a minute!
But you know, I have a good sense of humor!
Let's talk one more time!
Rock-paper-scissors or whatever!
Okay! Let's do rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Your gaze is a little high!
I want to bring it to your ear!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Sportsoftfanghawks's skit for foreigners!
I can't stand it anymore!
I have surrendered...
Rock-paper-scissors!
That's right! Let's go to Kyoto! Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
I thought it was a solo concert.
I was surprised!
And you can return any word with a gag.
Can I get a word from Kousei-san?
"Down-town"!
"Up-down"!
"Down-town"!
"Up-down"!
"Down-town"!
Oh, it's true that it's not dead.
(laughter)
(guitar sound)
(laughter)
(guitar sound)
(laugh)
(guitar sound)
(laugh)
Old man!
(guitar sound)
(laugh)
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
It was a unique world view.
Yes, it was a unique world view.
Mr. Oosei, how did you like it?
Well, it's interesting.
This idea that I can never do...
Of course you can't, you idiot!
You don't have to say it like that!
You know Mr. Kamao, don't you?!
No, I've seen his face before.
No, no, no, it's not like that.
Yes, it is.
It's strong?
It's strong.
Huh?
Oh no!
No, no, no, it was in "King of Conte" before!
Yes, it is!
Yes.
It wasn't in it?
It wasn't in it!
It hasn't been in it for half a year!
It's recent news!
And you were doing some pretty impressive stuff!
Yes, I was.
Last year, I was holding a cardboard box and was like...
What?!
So you didn't win, did you?
No, I didn't!
You won!
Let's go!
IQ Monster entertainer from Rikadai, Tokyo, is here with a new kind of rap story.
He is Gosuke, 8th year in the entertainment industry.
Hello! Nice to meet you! I'm Gosuke!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
Now I'm going to use the theme song in this box and rap.
Okay, let's go!
Music, start!
Let's go!
From here...
IQ Monster entertainer from Rikadai, Tokyo, is here with a new kind of rap story.
He is Gosuke, 8th year in the entertainment industry.
Where did you go, IQ Monster entertainer from Rikadai, Tokyo, is here with a new kind of rap story.
Now I'm feeling the beat!
Yeah, okay, here we go!
He's got the vice!
Here we go!
Sir, where are you!?
Deputy, I asked you!
Here we go!
Take it easy everybody!
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"Gaki no Tsukai" DVD and Blu-ray, day 26!
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Zettei ni Warattewaikenai!
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