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The worst is the strongest.
Super entertainer, Kusogaeshi David!
Mr. Wasumi, you did it last time.
I did it last time, but it wasn't bad.
If you don't do it fast, you can't catch up with Kusogaeshi.
Even now, seven or eight people are making their debut.
If you don't do it fast, you can't catch up with Kusogaeshi.
I will review this plan.
When the MC says something, we will look at it like a competition and judge it.
We will judge it like a derby.
What do you think?
Do you think you are not Kusogaeshi?
Why are you laughing?
Let's not do that.
Everyone is laughing.
The atmosphere is weird.
It's weird.
Now, let's announce the new horses.
Please show us your horse.
The horse I chose is...
...Osuman Sankon horse.
It's a famous horse.
Is it a famous horse?
It's a famous horse.
It's also a small horse.
It's a foreign horse.
The good thing about Sankon is...
...that it only has pink teeth.
It has beautiful teeth.
Now, let's announce the second horse.
The horse I chose is...
...Kon Arimura horse.
I see.
I think it's amazing.
It's a horse that you don't think of when you turn it around.
I hope you like it.
Now, let's announce the third horse.
The horse I chose is...
...this one.
It's a big horse.
It's George Takahashi horse.
There are two types of horses.
I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
Sometimes it's exciting and sometimes it's not.
I don't know how to describe it.
That's right.
You have to ride it delicately.
It's not easy.
That's right.
Sometimes it's hard for you to ride it.
It's difficult.
It's really difficult.
I see.
Now, that's it for the race on the third horse.
First of all, let's take a look at the results of the race at the paddock.
Here you go.
This is...
I'm in front of the paddock of Kon Arimura.
He is 44 years old and weighs 68 kilograms.
How is your mood and calmness today?
Let's take a look at the state of the race.
44 years old is a bit old for an entertainer.
Hello.
Hello, Mr. Edo.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Is it okay?
Thank you for having me.
I only asked you lightly.
I don't know what you are going to do.
We are going to start.
Please tell me what you are going to do.
I want to be an entertainer who is excited even if I join a live show.
I am HARIMIRA CONTEST CINEMATIC.
What are you talking about?
Damn it! Damn it!
You are wearing a paddock.
I was chosen as the most excited entertainer in the Japanese Grand Prix.
I didn't know that.
You were chosen as the most excited entertainer in the Japanese Grand Prix.
I have decided to be excited.
That's right.
Please make me excited today.
Thank you for having me.
I am in front of a paddock in Takahashi George.
He is 62 years old.
His horse weight is 66 kilograms.
He divorced about five years ago.
He was mentally depressed.
Today, his energy will affect his driving.
Let's see how it goes.
Good evening.
Thank you for coming.
Nice to meet you.
Is this a little lower?
It's been a while, but you haven't changed, have you?
No, I've changed.
Really?
Yes, the environment.
The environment has improved, but you don't look like you do.
No, it's not about looking.
You're doing your best looking.
No, you're really young.
Always.
Young?
Yes.
It sounds like you're young.
I didn't mean to say that.
Don't say "young".
Like "young father" or "young mother".
Yes.
Or "young woman".
I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
You're getting sensitive.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that.
I see.
We're in front of the paddock of Oathman Sunkon.
He is 71 years old.
He is 77 years old.
He speaks six languages.
On the other hand, he has one, two, and three headphones.
I wonder if his brain will be useful for the race.
Let's take a look at his state just before the race.
Pay attention to this paddock.
Hello.
It's been a while.
Come in.
It's been a while.
Hello.
It's been a while.
Do you know my name?
No, I don't know your name.
What?
Shut up!
Um... Donkan?
Donkan?
No, I'm not Donkan.
You're amazing.
By the way, my name is...
Shut up!
By the way, we did a show together.
We did a show together.
What show did we do?
Um... wasn't it a limited show?
"Genki"...
"Del" TV?
"Del" TV.
I've never been on it.
You've never been on it!
My name is Chikitei Hosei.
Yes, Hosei.
That's right.
I remember now!
You remember now?
Yes! Hosei!
That's right!
What do you think of the paddock Matsuo san?
Each one of them has their own personality
The crazy one is George Takahashi
This George has a funny face
I'm worried about him
He looks like a food processor
He's all white
What kind of race is it?
Once it's a race, it starts again
Thank you for waiting
Genokai Super Kusogaishi Derby
Let's go!
This is fun
Nice smile
My horse
You have a nice smile
Let's get started.
Celebrities have various nicknames.
What would you like to call yourself?
Well...
Cinematic Peter Pan!
Damn it!
No, no.
I don't want to live in a movie.
I don't want to live in a fantasy world.
For me, whether it's cinematic or not is important.
I want to be Peter Pan who never forgets his childishness.
So, Cinematic Peter Pan!
How about Issa?
Well...
Let's go with Parippi Jamieson.
Or Okinawan-style Parry Caesar.
Parry Jamieson.
Damn it!
It sounds like a king.
Let's change it from Caesar to Parry Caesar.
How about Parry Caesar salad?
Parry Caesar salad.
Damn it!
It's more delicious with dressing.
I don't like it at all.
I'd like you to make me some Dajale.
Let's get started.
I see, I see.
Can you hold it?
Well...
I'm not good at drawing.
Let me draw it.
Damn it!
Well, this meat...
It's really tasty.
It's just meat!
What are you saying?
Damn it!
I'd like you to put your nickname on it.
Mr. George, if you were to put your own nickname...
What would you put it?
If I were you, it would be "Road".
"Road" means "George".
"George" means "Road".
Please give me more nicknames.
"Temple". "Lady Gaga". "Lady Gaga-chan".
"Yonekura Ryoko-san". "Yonekura Ryochin".
"Ashida Mana-san". "Mana-ashi".
"George-san", can you make some jokes?
I haven't made any yet.
This trial can't be funny.
"Shit".
How about "mat"?
Please give me "mat".
"Shit".
"Mat". "Mat". "Mat".
"Shit".
You know me from "Tea Party", right?
"Shit". "Shit".
"Shit".
First, your nickname.
Your...
Nickname?
Nickname.
"Santa Iskoda".
Isn't it "mochi-gyaku"?
"Mochi-gyaku".
"Shit".
"Shit", "shit", "shit", "shit"!!
What is he doing?
Do you know Hitoshi Matsumoto?
Isn't it "matchan"?
Yes, it is "matchan".
The "matchan" of "down-down"?
Yes, yes, yes.
They are friends.
Friends?
Then, please give me the nickname of "matchan" with a close relationship.
Matchan
"Shit", "shit", "shit", "shit"!!
Then, please give me the nickname of "Hamada-san".
"Hamada-san", please give me the nickname of "Hamada-san".
"Hamada-san", "shit", "shit", "shit"!!
Oh, he took it off. He took it off in the first corner.
"Dajare" is Sankon-san's specialty, isn't it? "Dajare"
"Dajare", right?
Yes, please give me the nickname of "dajare" with a close relationship.
"Dajare" is Osaka, so it's "kamo-nashi".
Kamo-nashi
What does it mean?
It's Osaka.
It's Osaka. It's Kansai.
It's Kansai, so it's "kamo-nashi".
Kamo-nashi
Let's go to the first corner.
Doron
Let's get on "doron" and go to Africa.
kussu
It's over.
Now, it's the second corner.
Matchane
Ittomo
dakedo
na
hagare
kussu
matto
kussu
mattanefu
sukebi
niku
ikagadesuka?
deta!
Yatto nanka ne?
Please give us a one-shot gag.
I see, I see.
Now, he went in from the other side!
That's right.
That one-shot gag.
I see.
Da-dan-dan-de-den! Ta-ra-raa! Da-dan-den-de-den! Ta-ra-raa!
Hamilet!
Huh?
That's good!
George-san!
Yes?
Can you show us one-shot gag?
Hello, I'm Uchiyo Yuuya.
I'm Uchiyo Yuuya.
I'm singing in stereo, so please take care of me.
Today's gag is Sankon-san's one-shot gag.
Yes.
It's really famous. Let's do it with all our might!
Yes!
Ikon!
Mikon!
Sakon!
I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it!
No!
Kusso! Kusso! Kusso! Kus-kusso!
Stop it!
Ikon!
Mikon!
Stop it!
Kus-kusso! Kusso!
Stop it!
- I forgot this. - Yes?
- I brought you a souvenir. - Thank you very much.
I thought you might like it.
- This one! - How is it?
- This one? - Yes.
- Chips. - Chips.
Wow!
It's warm when it's wrapped.
- Kus-kus-kus-kusso! - It's the best!
- I wanted a new collection. - Really?
And this one...
It's my face!
Kus-kusso!
You're funny!
- Kus-kusso! - I'm kidding.
- I wanted it to be like this. - Yes.
- I brought you a picture. - Yes.
- Please say something with this picture. - I see.
- Then... - Here we go.
One, two...
Wow!
What's this? A waterfall?
Kus-kusso!
It's not funny at all!
- Can I give you a gift? - Yes.
- Really? - Here you go.
- It's... - It's a little fluttering.
Let's open it and eat it.
- This one? - Yes.
- Can we eat it from the bottom? - Yes, you can.
Wait...
This is heavy.
- Kus-kusso! - It's really heavy.
- I'll show you a picture now. - Okay.
- Can you say something after seeing the picture? - Yes, of course.
- It's really good. - Yes, it is.
It's really good.
This is how much I wanted a child.
It's a big family.
That's how it is.
Gradually...
No, I'm tired.
Let's go home.
Good, good.
I even thought about dying like this.
Today is...
It's a bad day, isn't it?
I can't think of anything.
I'm in a bad condition.
Kuskusu! Kuskusu! Kuskusu! Kuskusu!
Today, I have a present for you.
Can I open my eyes?
Yes!
Can I open my eyes?
Yes, please.
I have a present for you.
A present?
Please open it.
Isn't this something?
Isn't it?
No, it's just a normal potato chip.
It's gone somewhere.
Kuskusu! Kuskusu! Kuskusu!
It's gone somewhere.
It's gone somewhere, isn't it?
I'll give you a picture.
Yes!
Can you say a word about the picture?
This is...
I think it will come out.
Yes!
Here you are.
I've been doing it for a week!
Damn it! Damn it!
That's good.
Yes, understood.
Thank you very much!
Well!
Well, this is...
From the start, each corner has turned around!
It's a great battle, but...
It's a big deal, isn't it?
Mr. Madoh, this evening is a little...
No, it's a little big deal.
There's still a second half, isn't it?
Yes, there is.
It's a little short, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
What should we do?
No, this is already up to 50.
Return it to zero once...
Yes.
And add it up again from there.
Does that mean we're going into the second lap?
It's amazing!
This is...
It's amazing!
When you do it...
Well, it's a straight battle!
We'd like you to do a serious animal impersonation.
Understood!
Well, here we go!
From the lion.
GRRRRRRRRR!
Kukukukuso!
From the lion.
A serious animal.
From the lion.
GRRRRRRR!
Good, good.
GRRRRR!
Let's do an animal impersonation here.
Yes!
Please do a chicken.
Chicken?
GRRRRRRR!
What are you doing?
GRRRRR!
Elephant.
GRRRRR!
What is that?
GRRRRR!
That's amazing.
Wow, that's amazing.
Mr. Karimura will draw the hero you think is the original.
Well, we only have three colors of pens.
I see.
Yes.
I see.
Well, there are pros and cons.
I'm only about 30% confident.
Oh, really?
Then, can you show me? Please show me on this camera.
Yes.
Cinemalpan.
Well, for the sake of observation...
Damn it! Damn it!
And, this is...
This is a red carpet set behind me.
With Cinemalpan,
I can do various recordings.
How many of these are there?
Oh, this one?
There are 5,000 of them.
5,000 of them?
Damn it! Damn it!
So, about 3,000 of them before expiration.
I see.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I heard a lot of things.
Thank you.
Now, George.
Yes, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Yes, please.
Yazawa John Presley.
Damn it!
Yazawa John Presley.
Yes.
Is there a pose for Yazawa John Presley?
Yes.
Is it difficult?
Yes.
You pretended you couldn't do it.
Don't say that.
This is dangerous.
Wow, he's like a singer.
Wow, amazing!
I'll show you my special move!
I'll show you my special move with my name!
So please look forward to it!
Thank you so much!
Thank you for showing us your special move!
And now, the last!
Thank you!
Please draw your hero for us.
I love the last one, "Takamori".
That's a good one!
So, the last is "Takamori Man"?
But I'm not good at drawing.
You're not good at drawing?
But you know how to draw?
I know how to draw.
Please draw a hero.
After you draw it, you show it to the camera.
Where did you draw it?
Is it complete?
Then, please show it to the camera while saying the name of this hero.
Yes, this is...
Saigo Takamori.
Please fix it.
I'm...
Tokunoshima.
I'm the tourist ambassador of Tokunoshima.
I'm the tourist ambassador of Tokunoshima now.
I hope you and Hama-chan and Dama-chan will...
I hope you'll support me.
You're a hero!
I don't know why I drew it.
Time's up!
Wow, he's strong!
The winner is...
115-kunso!
It's Sankon!
The second place is...
The second place is George.
72-kunso.
I'm glad.
And Kon-chan was the third place.
49-kunso.
How was it?
At the end, I couldn't hold it anymore.
You went somewhere as a criminal, didn't you?
That's right.
I'm doing it forever.
No matter how many times I stop it, I'm doing it forever.
Mr. Matsumoto, what is the point of this race?
I don't think I can win against people who don't need rules.
I see.
You left it behind.
I left it behind.
I want you to say it again.
I wonder if I can win against Mr. Kon.
It was tough, wasn't it?
Three, two, one, two, and three.
It was tough, wasn't it?
Did you put scissors in it?
Of course.
Did you put scissors in it?
I wonder if it's a normal game.
I'm too relieved.
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