AISubs v3.5
Wow, it's pretty thick.
It's pretty thick.
It's solid.
No, tissue, tissue, it's a tissue.
Well, let's go.
With wet tissue, don't!
If it's wet, you can't do this!
With wet tissue, don't!
Deluxe, please!
No!
One more!
No!
One more!
Yeah!
The winning team of the third round is...
It's pretty thick.
I'm definitely going to sing for Ogamoto.
After the battle, it's been a while since the five of them returned to their rooms.
What awaits them there is...
Wow, it's out.
All the lights are reset.
It's out, it's out.
This pattern...
It doesn't end on the first floor.
I'm tired.
What?
Are you going to look?
Are you going to do it?
Wait a minute.
Are you going?
Wow, there's a letter in it.
Matsumoto-san, is it a letter?
No, I haven't read it all yet.
Really?
Yes.
A letter.
How about you, Kyomo-chan?
Kyomo-chan?
I don't know.
It doesn't say anything.
Wait a minute.
No, no!
No!
What?
It's out.
It just happened.
Wow!
It's impossible!
Wow!
It's out!
He looked like he was having a lot of fun laughing.
Tanaka, it's out!
Let's do it properly!
Can you stop it?
Ouch!
Let's be nervous.
I just said it earlier.
Let's watch the DVD.
This DVD pattern...
Earlier...
Yama-chan was in it.
The Queen of Shopping!
Anmika Shopping Channel!
Hello, everyone!
It's time for "Anmika Shopping"!
Now, everyone,
the product I'd like to introduce you to today is...
this!
It's a wonderful suit, isn't it?
It's cool!
Once you wear it, you'll definitely look like a man in Wanan-kun.
It's a suit without a doubt!
Look!
A man can wear a suit,
but it doesn't have any extra wrinkles,
and it's shiny like silk with gold.
Doesn't it make you look like a man?
It was founded in 1970.
It's called "Total Order Tatsumi."
It's well-made.
An expert craftsman used traditional techniques
and crafted it himself.
It's like a dream-like suit
that only exists in this world.
Not only is this suit cool,
but it also has an even more amazing feature!
Have you ever been kicked in the butt
by a Thai kickboxer
in the middle of the street?
You have, don't you?
No, I haven't.
Just by wearing this suit,
you can avoid being kicked in the butt!
In fact,
this suit is made of a doll's thread
that has been used in Thailand as a cover-up
since ancient times.
With its cover-up effect,
you can avoid being kicked in the butt!
It's a one-of-a-kind suit
filled with the best materials
and craftsmanship.
I'm sorry, but it's definitely not cheap!
Here you are!
It's on the house!
Thank you very much!
You can also use the loan payment
provided by PayPal Central Bank.
If you don't have cash with you now,
please call this number.
- Huh? - Tanaka, do you have any money?
I think I have 14,000 yen now.
- But this is a bank, Heipo Central Bank... - Yes, it is.
- Wait a minute. - Oh, I see.
Wait a minute. Is this my responsibility now?
No, it's your responsibility.
- But you didn't tell me, did you? - No, I didn't.
- So I... - No, no, no.
- Anyway, you can call me. - No, really.
- This is my responsibility. - Because it's a DVD.
- Call me. Ask me. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I see. 250,000 yen? - Yes, that's right.
- It's not 25,000 yen. - But it's quite a lot.
- You have to borrow a lot of money. - You have to borrow a lot of money.
- It's only 10,000 yen. - 250,000 yen is not much.
Yes, this is Heipo Central Bank, Anmika Shopping Channel.
Well...
I'd like a thigh-kick-avoidance suit.
- But I don't have enough money. - Okay.
Well...
- Can you give me a discount? - Yes, of course.
- Please give me a discount sign when you deliver it. - Okay.
- We'll deliver it as soon as possible.
- Thank you. - We'll trust you.
- Yes, please. - Excuse me.
Thank goodness.
- You're quite persistent. - I know, I know.
But I've met you in the past by mail order.
- But it's been a long time. - Hello.
- This is Anmika Shopping Channel. - Yes.
- You have a package for Mrs. Tanaka. - That's fast.
- Yes, excuse me. - It was pretty fast.
- It's fast. - Please sign here.
Okay.
- So, that's a suit? - I guess so.
- But you can wear it with a robe. - Yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- You're so handy. - Thank you for coming.
- I'll change in this suit. - Okay.
- Amica Shopping Channel is amazing. - I think it's good.
- Amica Shopping Channel is doing a good job. - It's different from before.
- Is it heavy? - It's Amica.
- Please. - But you can wear it when you go to a casino.
- You're right. - I think it's good.
- I don't have a lip balm. - I have one.
- It's the same brand. - Please buy it.
- Okay.
- Matsumoto is out. - You made me drink a lot.
- That's fair.
- Please. - What a waste.
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
- Matsumoto, can you show me your left hand? - No, it's my right hand.
- Please put it in.
- Hamada is out.
- That's not it. - Please be careful, Hamada.
- Ouch! - You can't do that.
- It's not good for education. - I don't know where you're coming from.
- You should do it properly. - Sorry for making you wait.
- Anti-kick... - Oh, that's good!
- Oh, that's good. - Not bad at all.
- Why? What's wrong with your face? - It's not good.
- Why? You're wearing a shoulder strap. - No, it's not bad at all.
- Right? - Yeah.
- This is bad. - Matsumoto, Hamada, Kosei, out!
- This is bad. - This is bad. - What is it?
- Ouch! - Hey!
- Why can't you dodge an anti-kick with that? - I don't know.
- But it said "dodge", didn't it?
- No, it said "kick". - But if you end up like this, you'll get hit.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, that's true. - Oh! There's that, too!
- That's right, that's right. - That's why...
- Maybe anti-kick is like... - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Some kind of power or magic. - No, this is bad...
- Isn't it bad? - No, it's not bad at all.
- You're showing your back. - And you...
- You're eating a lot and you're showing your back a lot!
- Hamada, Tanaka, out!
- No way! What are you saying? Stop it!
- Wait a minute! I'm scared! I don't like it anymore!
- Wait a minute! Are you serious? Are you serious?
- Hamada, out!
- No, wait... - This is bad!
- This is bad, Tanaka!
- No, I don't like it! - I don't like the way you say it!
- Because I've never been this devoured!
- Why do you say something like that?
- Danaka, out! - Danaka-san!
- Can you not add it? Can you not add it like that? It's even worse! It's really bad!
- If you add it, it's "ra"!
- No, no, no! - Four times!
- Raw... raw blood...
- Besides, there's still a lot of "ron" left. - Wow, it hurts!
- There's still a lot of "ron" left. - Can you look at it for me?
- Wow, it hurts! - No, but the thigh kick is still better!
- Wow, my ears are bleeding! - No, it's not like that!
- Yamao-chan hasn't been here in a while. - Yes. - He was even younger.
- Really? - Yeah. - Ah, it's coming, it's coming!
- There's still "nihatsu" left. - There's still "nihatsu" on the second floor.
- There's still "sen" left. - This is tough!
- Gilliam, wait a minute! This is a little bad!
- Ah, as time goes by... - Ah, you're right!
- Don't make me do low kicks! Don't make me do low kicks with my butt!
- Why do you only do low kicks with your right?
- Tatsumoto, Tanaka... out! - Out!
- You still laughed! - Tanaka still laughed! - No, no, no! Help me!
- Do you have anything to say?!
- This kid again! Amazing!
- Wow, wow, wow! - That demon is amazing! - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- It's red! - It's pretty bad now.
- You should apply something on it. - That's right.
- Ah... - What is it? - You should apply something on your lips!
- No, you can't apply anything on your lips! - You should apply something on your lips!
- You can't apply anything on your lips! - It's like vaseline.
- I'll do it for you. I just won, so I'll do it for you.
- Really, okay? - Wow...
- It's best to cool it with ice. - There's ice, but...
- There's ice, right? - There's no ice.
Should we use this board?
- Tanaka, out! - What's wrong?
- Just do it. - Just do it.
- Just do it like this.
- Ahh! - Matsumoto, Hanada, Tosei, Endo, out!
- It's like watermelons! - It's like watermelons!
- I did it! - I did it!
- Look at their faces! - I did it!
- You can do it, Tanaka! - Wow!
- Let me cool it for you. - Sorry, sorry.
- Let me cool it for you. - Ouch!
- Ouch!
- Does it hurt? - Ouch!
- What happened? - What happened?
- What's wrong? - It's too cold.
- You're sweating. - Do you want me to put lipstick on you?
- You can't use it on your lips. - I'm sorry about that.
- Let me cool it for you. - Really?
- I'm sorry. - You don't have to cool it?
No, I don't.
- The result doesn't matter. - No, it doesn't.
- Right? - Yes, it doesn't.
- What? - What's going on?
- Look at me. - What?
- Look at me. - No, I'm serious.
- What's going on? - What's going on? I'm sorry.
- What's going on? - I don't know. - Mr. Hamada is here.
What's up?
- What's up? - Everybody, out!
Ouch!
It's much better now.
- Are you okay? - I'm sorry.
- I'm fine. - I can't do it.
- How is it? - Ouch!
- Hurry up and take it off. - How is it?
- Hurry up and take it off. - Ouch!
- Everybody, out! - My head is spinning.
- Ouch! - Ouch!
Ouch!
It's like hell.
I'm serious.
I can't do it. I'm dead.
I'm so scared.
- Why don't you hurry up and take it off? - I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Tana.
Can you sit like that in the morning?
I can't do it like this.
I don't know if it's a zip or a lip.
- Tanaka, out! - Tanaka, out!
- Hamada, Tosei, out! - Hamada, out!
- Tanaka, you have to do it! - I'm sweating.
I'm sweating like crazy.
Ouch!
- You can do it. - Ouch!
- I'm taking it off. - Tana can't stand up.
- One, two, three! - Three!
It doesn't have a poop on it.
- It's okay, it's okay. - Smell it, Endo.
- Me? - Yes, you.
- It's okay, it's okay. - Smell it.
- It doesn't have a poop on it. - As expected...
- Everyone, out! - What are you doing?!
- Calm down! - What is this?!
- Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! - Enough! Enough!
- Enough! Enough! I forgive you! - It's messed up.
- I can't take it anymore! - It's messed up.
- I can't take it anymore! - Enough! Enough!
- Huh? - What's up?
- Here's some breaking news. - Huh?
- Earlier, a talent named Amikai Omisha... - Oh?
- ...was arrested by the police station on suspicion of fraud. - Of course!
- Of course!
- Amikai Omisha is running his own shopping channel... - Of course!
- ...and despite not having any use for it... - Of course!
- ...he sells men's suits for an expensive price... - Of course!
- ...and is suspected of making unethical profits. - Of course!
- Of course!
- Until now, he has been arrested for more than 400 times... - Of course!
- ...and the police station will continue to prosecute him severely... - Of course!
- Of course!
- This is terrible! - Of course!
- Fraud! - Fraud!
- This is terrible! - This is terrible!
- Of course not! This is nothing but fraud! - Why?!
- Sit down! - Why?!
- Everyone, sit down! - Why?!
- What's going on?! - What's up?!
- I see... - I see...
- Everyone, sit down! - Everyone, sit down!
- Why?!
- Sit down!
- Please be seated!
- It is Heipo Central Bank.
We have received a report that 250,000 yen that we had borrowed from the bank has been used for fraud.
We are now collecting the money.
I see.
Do you still have the 250,000 yen in cash?
No, I don't.
Well...
We understand that we have embezzled money from you.
But we also have your signature here.
If you don't return it now, we won't accept it.
Mr. Tanaka!
Even if you borrow it, please return it now!
I signed it, but I didn't have the money.
Mr. Tanaka, I asked you, but you didn't give me the money.
Not a single cent.
What will you do about the crime?
If you don't do it, I won't give you back your tie.
Tanaka, tie kick!
I couldn't evade it.
It's a lie, right?
I couldn't evade it.
This suit doesn't work, either.
I've been beaten up a lot.
And you're going to tie kick me again?
It's a different pain.
But you have to change quickly.
Seriously?
You have to finish it.
Seriously?
I'm really scared.
You want to take off your wrist, right?
Yes.
Seriously?
Ouch!
Tanaka, out!
Ouch!
You've been beaten up a lot.
Ouch!
It's a different pain.
I feel sorry for you, Tanaka.
You've been beaten up a lot, haven't you?
Yes, you have.
So you have to change quickly.
It's a lie, this time.
I've been doing it until last year.
It's a lie, this time.
The next five people will see the recording of the audition program held in this hotel.
That program is said to be super popular in Las Vegas.
We've been here many times.
Everyone, this is the recording venue for the super popular audition program "GOOD TALENT".
You might become a star.
I like that show.
Kosei, you're excited, aren't you?
Yes, I like that show.
Why did you say it all of a sudden?
I just remembered it.
Everyone, make sure you study the actual entertainment well in the special seats in front of the stage.
Yes.
Now, the show begins!
It's full-scale.
"GOOD TALENT" for an audition where life changes overnight!
First of all, let me introduce the judges.
Max!
Jennifer!
And the judge is...
And the winner is...
Ishiba!
What?
Ishiba wins!
Seriously?
That's amazing!
Are you kidding me?
Ouch!
Ishiba?
Of course!
That's amazing!
He's not human, is he?
Judge Ishiba!
How do you feel now?
Why am I a judge?
I don't know why.
Well, as a judge,
I just want to be fair,
and get people's approval and permission.
That's all I want.
I just want to do my best.
Ishiba wins!
He's out!
He's not a citizen.
Ouch!
Okay!
He's the first one out!
Come on!
You're out!
Ouch!
Tell me your name first.
Yes, I'm Tetsuya Takeda.
What performance will you show us today?
I'll do my best with my best song.
Okay! Do your best!
Yes, sir!
Why is he giving him that money?
Oh, I see.
Huh?
The music video is like this.
I've taken a lot of pictures at the beach.
But look at me now.
I've become a scum.
You're like a bamboo bush.
I've grown up.
But I can't feel anything.
I don't want you.
I remember being next to you.
Your mouth and your nose.
It's because of that perfume.
I like you again.
You're a nice person.
But I'm dumped again for repeating the same thing.
We're all out.
You're like Sumiko Mushioka.
Don't do that.
Ouch!
It was a great stage.
I love you!
How was that performance?
Mr. Umanda protected Mr. Takeda with his bare hands.
I was really impressed by this.
Mr. Umanda protected Mr. Takeda with his bare hands.
This kind of spirit is extremely important for the safety of Japan in the future.
This is really impressive. Thank you very much.
Kanada, Endo, Kanaka, out!
Everyone is crazy.
The next good talent is this guy!
Hello! I'm Nakayama Shindei!
I'm back in America again.
Today, we will show you an even more powerful performance.
Music, start!
He's singing!
He's really singing!
What song is he singing?
I don't know where he's looking.
He's really singing.
Everyone is out!
Mr. Koyanagi!
Ouch!
He's good at singing live.
Don't do it.
Mr. Ishima!
What do you think?
I think the Japanese-American alliance should have been like this.
America became a shield and Japan became a shield.
This is the Japanese-American alliance.
What is important is not that either side should benefit from it.
It is important for both sides to think for each other's sake and not only one side should benefit from it.
I think it was this performance.
With enthusiasm for this opportunity, I express my respect from the bottom of my heart.
In commemoration of your further development, I would like you to comment on it.
Thank you very much.
Everyone is out!
It's not coming in.
It's all about politics.
Ouch!
The next good talent is this guy!
It's coming.
The next good talent is this guy!
Here it comes!
Here it comes! Finally!
What are you hiding?
It's been a long time since I've taken it.
Huh?
I had just joined Kanae-na.
Oh, you were expelled.
I'm so grateful and grateful that I can come back and sing in front of you like this.
No, you're wrong about that.
I hope you like this song.
I'm sure you all know it.
"Tanpoppo".
Why is this guy singing?
I know, right?
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it.
He's an pronouncer.
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it.
I always drink KANPAKPI-KAN-NA-NA.
Sway, sway, sway...
Sway...
Good luck with homework!
He's a very nice person.
Everybody, out!
Wonderful!
How was the performance?
E-Saber!
I think it's up to the person who starts over in life to ask,
but it's up to you to show them what true heart is in life.
Endo, Tanaka, out!
Ouch!
The next good talent is this guy!
What did you do?
Everyone, out!
Ouch!
Did you get hit?
Ouch!
What is this place?
I will show you how to breathe and purify your body and mind.
Fascinating!
Delicious!
Woah, woah, woah...
What?
Yoga can remove your body's toxins...
and mind's toxins!
Today, we have many people...
who have to remove their toxins!
You guys!
Hm?
You guys!
Oh!
[Laughter]
[Music]
Green out!
You're kidding!
Say it!
Especially over there!
Let's remove the poison.
Here you go.
A lump of poison.
Let's put the poison in words and spit it out.
Let's purify it.
Ever since then,
I'm scared of seeing tapioca.
I will never
throw a bottle again.
Green out!
Ouch!
And now, the last ritual of purification.
When you purify your heart,
you don't feel anything hot.
That is purification.
You don't feel anything hot.
You don't feel anything.
It's not hot.
You don't feel anything.
It's not hot.
It's not hot at all.
It's nothing.
[Laughter]
Everyone, out!
It's really hot in here.
It's hot, isn't it?
Ouch!
It's hot!
You pervert!
It's hot!
It's not hot!
It's steaming!
It's hot!
Stop it!
Out!
Ouch!
It's hot in here!
It was the best night ever!
See you again!
What's wrong?
It was a great show.
Shall we go?
I wonder if it was great.
Go away!
It's finally the climax!
That popular actor gets angry!
Get out of here!
And this year,
What's this?
It's raining butterflies.
16 hours from the start,
Las Vegas, a city you can't sleep in,
is still surrounded by hustle and bustle.
The five people who were called out by Casino again
are waiting for...
Can we stay here forever?
Yeah.
Please wait for us until we get a good car.
That's amazing.
We're not making any money.
You're right.
Thank you for waiting for us.
You're all out!
I'm jealous!
You did your best last year, didn't you?
Thank you for your kind attention.
I didn't do anything!
I thought you were going to do it with a sharp blade,
but when you went to the dressing room, you had a briefcase and a camera.
What's going on here?
Matsumoto and Tanaka are out!
Today, I'm going to capture
all of your
expressionless expressions.
Matsumoto, you did a good job!
Tanaka, you did a good job!
All right!
I'm going to sing a song about this.
Matsumoto, you did a good job!
I did it last year, too.
If you say "yes," say it twice. If you say "no," say it once.
All right.
First of all, you can do it.
There are jeans
you can put up on the grass.
You did it!
Nice!
Tamada, Matsumoto, Endo,
Tanaka, Hosei,
you're out!
I was just happy.
One, two, three!
I was just happy.
You said twice a month
you went drinking with Nakai last year.
In 2021,
Nakai, Matsumoto,
Kusanagi,
I think it'd be nice
if the three of you went drinking.
It's fine!
What are you doing?
Everyone, get out!
What are you doing?
It's dangerous to be unhappy.
The reason why I'm dressed like this today is...
I brought a friend who looks like me.
Come in!
Thank you for waiting.
It's nice!
Everyone, get out!
It's upside down!
Amazing!
It's nice!
It's fantastic!
It's a little bit!
It's fantastic!
It's nice!
It's a little bit!
It's fantastic!
It's a little bit!
It's fantastic!
Everyone, get out!
It's amazing!
It's surprising!
Director, we shot very well!
It's nice!
It's fantastic!
It's a little bit!
Here you go, Jackal! Jackal!
Today...
It's not over yet!
I still have friends!
Come in!
Thank you for waiting! No, rather, you may have waited too long!
I'm too weak since you appeared!
You're weak! You're weak! You're really weak!
I'm weak since you appeared! I know you're pretty weak!
But I can't go home like this!
That's nice!
From now on, I will show you a training you can easily do at home!
Matcha! I will do some stretching!
Matcha! Matcha! Go ahead!
I have a good feeling about this! That's good!
I have a good feeling about this! Music, action!
That's nice! That's nice!
That's nice!
That's really nice!
That's nice!
Thank you for waiting, Matsumoto!
That's nice!
That's fantastic!
Matsumoto! Hamada! Auto!
That's fantastic!
That's chaotic!
Okay! I got a good one! I'm going home!
That's nice! That's really nice!
That's really nice!
You're too weak! You're too weak!
The order is...
But you did it on purpose!
Everyone, there are many unique dealers here!
Shall we go?
You didn't say anything!
You said "dealer" just now!
Dealer?
You didn't say anything!
But we're not losing at all!
We're not!
Oh no...
Thank goodness we didn't pull it out.
This is good. It's interesting.
It looks like someone.
This is it.
This is the most amazing thing.
His head is so big.
It's a ball!
Endo!
Tanaka!
Out!
This was the best.
Look at his face!
Eshagishya! Eshagishya!
What is eshagishya?
Eshagishya!
No, it's eshagishya.
Eshagishya!
That's amazing!
Eshagishya!
No, it's really amazing!
Hello!
Eshagishya!
That's amazing!
It's a ball!
Out!
As it got closer, it got bigger.
That's amazing!
His face is big.
That's amazing!
His face is really big.
That's amazing!
I'm scared when I pick it up.
That's amazing!
Tanaka hasn't done it yet.
Let's do it.
It's a key.
What?
What does it mean?
It's out!
Helium gas.
I'm not used to it.
Me neither.
I'm not used to it.
Me neither.
What time did you go to bed last night?
I went to bed at about eleven last night.
You've changed a lot.
Everyone is out!
You've changed a lot.
It hurts.
You've changed a lot.
I'm used to it.
Let's do helium gas.
Do you want to do it?
Let me try it.
I'm not used to it.
You have to inhale deeply.
Give me an answer.
A computer.
A rice field.
A bunker.
Everyone is out!
It's not a bunker!
It hurts!
It's not a bunker!
Let's do it!
Let's hold back our laughter.
Omelet rice.
Watermelon.
Castella.
Rappa.
Parisienne.
Everybody out!
Parisienne?
That's right!
Parisienne, Parisienne...
There's more!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
This doesn't make sense!
What is it?
Ah, but it's almost gone.
Really?
It's almost...
That's right.
Why didn't it have to be like this?
Hey, seriously...
Seriously, let's have another match.
Seriously.
What kind of match?
Um...
We don't need a half-talent anymore.
Let's do something else.
Oh, sure.
Let's do it together.
Sure.
Yes.
Give me the money.
Oh, this...
One thousand yen each.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
One thousand yen?
Um...
Yes.
A fake...
...combination...
...and its name.
Its...
Huh?
A fake combination?
For example...
Um...
Kujira Monsters'...
...Takeshita.
Um...
Tonchinkan's Yukio.
Mariji's Takemura.
Um...
Castella's Mitsuo.
Miracle Boy's Yukiko.
Napolitan...
...Crossroads'...
...Sugisha.
Yamadera Deliveries'...
...Tamotsu.
T-bone Steak's...
...Mishima.
It's Kakeshi of Mamedaifuku.
It's lame, isn't it?
Everyone thinks Kakeshi of Mamedaifuku is lame.
Kakeshi of Mamedaifuku is...
I want you to eat T-bone Steak a little more.
I think it's different.
It's just as it is.
That's right.
Who will go first?
I'll go first.
It's Yago of Otoboke Marriage.
It's Mishima of Green Nagagutsu.
It's Satake of Munage Exercise.
It's Mori of Double Transceiver.
Tanaka, out!
Everyone, out!
I'm going to lose this.
You're going to lose it.
I'm definitely going to laugh.
It doesn't have to be funny.
It's just as it is, isn't it?
It's Egawa of Helicopters.
It's Yuki of Columbia Travelers.
It's Kai...
Matsumoto...Yamada...Endo...Tanaka...out!
Kai Kashira Kai?
Ouch!
I'm Kai of Kai Kashira Kai.
I'm Kai and Kai Kashira Kai.
I don't know.
I'm Tsukahara of G-Band Meteor Army.
I'm Ani of Ichigo Gari Brothers.
All out!
You can't connect at all!
Are you my big brother?!
Ouch!
Somehow...
Whose value is this?
I think you have rights other than Hamada-san's.
Kai Kashira Kai is a little...
I think Kai Kashira Kai is a little difficult.
It's all out.
There are three of us.
Let's do it with three of us.
I'm Mayumi of Asatte Fantasy.
I'm Fukui of Yokoshima Coup d'etat.
I'm Mikami of Yokoshima Coup d'etat.
I'm Mako of Maegami of two days ago.
Tanaka, Matsumoto, all out!
Endo, all out!
You should have laughed at yourself, Tanaka!
Tanaka, all out!
All right!
The final match is coming.
Let's start with you and Endo.
The final match is coming.
I'm Mountain Sylvester Stallone's Stallone.
I'm Rocco-san's Yama Yama.
You're all out.
This is impossible.
This is my feeling, right?
But Sylvester Stallone is already here.
It was funny.
But Endo said it right.
Endo won.
You said it right.
Yes, I did.
It's good, right?
I won!
Are you serious?
This is Rocco-san's Yama Yama.
I won a lot of money.
You won about 10,000 yen.
This is a lot of money.
I only have 8,000 yen.
Are you serious?
The next five people came back to the venue to continue the game.
Just like the first stage, we'll have a ranking quiz from the "Don't Laugh" series.
As you can see in the chips, who will win?
Is it the last one?
The last one?
Yes, it's the last game.
Everyone, please.
Yes.
Then...
Kids!
Biggers!
Next is...
They showed off their talent as entertainers.
Thank you for your approval.
First...
Since "The Lion King" was impersonated by three actresses...
These three miraculously appeared in the show.
Wow!
That's amazing!
Wow!
She's doing it! She's doing it!
Wow!
She's doing it! She's doing it!
Shibuki-san.
As expected of Takara-jun.
Yes, as expected.
She's beautiful.
She sings well, too.
She's very beautiful.
Entry No. 1, Shibuki-jun, Ozawa-maji, Matsuna!
Both of you were amazing!
Next up is...
Come in!
I think it was a great decision.
Yes, it was.
It was a shock.
Hey!
Do you know what you did?
Look at his face!
Spit it out!
It's bad.
It's not just bad!
Say it properly!
It's bad as hell.
You're not a bad guy!
However, the case suddenly escalated.
A police officer became a hostage.
And the one who appeared there...
Police officer!
There he is.
Who are you?!
He was born this year in a club like yours.
The pervert mask, Harao!
And this man!
The freak mask, Okada!
Harao!
Entry No. 2, Ryuji Harada and Yoshihiko Hakamada!
After this, the legendary story will repeat itself!
In the world of scientists, the new and old Tsuchiya and Yoshida have joined the party.
- You're strong. - Who are you?! Who are you?!
Who are you?! Who are you?!
And the one who appeared there is...
- What's with you?! - You're a good guy!
- I'm a mechanic. - I'm a mechanic.
- You're too strong for me. - What's with you?!
What's with you?! What's with you?!
Mechanic, you—
Hey! You old soldier, go home!
Stop it, Tsubasaki. Stop it.
Stop it, Tsubasaki! Stop it!
- Who are you?! - Who are you?!
- Come here! Come here! - Who are you?!
Who are you?!
I can't hear you!
You're the only one who can hear us.
That's what you say!
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
That was great.
Entry No. 3, Tokuma Nishioka.
Entry No. 4...
Hey, you guys! It's time for entertainment!
The popular drama is about to start, so watch carefully!
What's this?
Drama...
"Three Years in Belgium"!
That was great!
That was great, teacher!
That was great!
Katsumoto wins!
This is a miracle!
Yes, yes, everyone, go ahead!
Good morning!
Katsumoto, Yosei, Endo, Tanaka wins!
Out!
You stink! You stink!
You stink!
Mr. Furiwaki, we're in trouble!
Did you make a video?
Kato's gone crazy! It's too late!
What did you say?!
There's a play tour, right?
This is a famous scene.
Victory No. 4!
Mr. Furiwaki!
And last but not least...
Excuse me!
Here!
Mr. Furiwaki!
Thank you for coming!
As I've said many times, I'm the culprit.
No, you're not!
I did it!
Mr. Furiwaki, Tomochika is in trouble!
I did it! I did it!
Tatsuto!
Tomochika didn't do anything! Believe me!
I did it all!
Tatsuto!
I did it!
Tatsuto!
I did it!
As expected of an actor!
He's showing us a profound play.
But...
Wow!
Welcome to Happy Boy!
I'm here!
Actually, I was drinking happy medicine!
I'm full of energy now!
What a joke!
It's a wonderful acting, but the drama is different!
Variety! Do-do-do-variety! Are you okay?
Oh!
I'm against the agency!
Oh my!
Actors' lives are in danger!
Okay! Let me cool you down!
Ouch!
Happy Boy!
Entry No.5
Kenichi Kakito!
Who laughed the most in this comedy?
Hamada-san, you are the one who laughed the most in this comedy.
It's Toguma-san.
Toguma-san.
Yes.
He did it well.
I see.
The number of times you laughed is going to compete this time.
That's right.
Looking at this V now, there is a pattern.
The relationship between Hakamada-san and Harada- san lasted for several years.
Can I say "thank goodness" for the next year as well?
At this time, Harada-kun didn't laugh at all.
That's right.
He was just wearing a perverted mask.
Was he really like that?
Yes.
It seemed like he was too involved in the role.
He wasn't really wearing a perverted mask.
He was pulled into the role.
There is a theory that something good happened because he was pulled into the role.
That's right.
By the way, it's because you were casted.
Iruki-san.
One of your fans scolded you for what you were doing in real-time.
I was scolded.
Everyone is scolded.
Are you a talent? Are you an actress?
I was asked a lot of questions, and I was able to get a job that puts me in good shape.
I see.
The result was good.
Yes.
Mr. Nishioka!
Yes.
After the broadcast, an actor friend improved the actor's position for me.
Yes.
It was amazing.
Yes.
It was a praise story for me to do my best.
I see.
It was the most praised job in my life.
What?
It was the most praised job in Mr. Tokuma's career.
I see.
So, everyone, please choose a number and go to bed!
No!
What should I do?
This is a little difficult.
This is the last one, isn't it?
This is the last one.
Then, I'm sure you'll choose all of them.
All of them.
Just a few numbers?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
I see.
So, have you chosen a number?
Yes. Yes.
Then, one, two, three!
I should wear it on the beach.
Yes.
Oh, I'm wearing it!
Wait a minute.
So, if you wear it on the beach, you're already worth it.
Oh, that's good.
Then, I'll give you the right to show it only once.
What?
No.
I'm sorry, but can I change it, too?
Yes, you can.
Of course.
Let's change it.
Five.
Oh, five.
Two.
Two is impossible.
Yes.
That's right.
Two is impossible.
Endo-san, four is overlapping.
Is it okay?
But if that's the case, there's only one, right?
Yes.
But there's no one.
I don't think there's one.
I don't think everyone is wrong.
That's right.
One.
That's right.
Is it okay?
Yes.
I understand.
I'll announce the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
Oh!
What?
It was canceled.
Oh!
It was canceled.
Yes! Two and four are left!
Hey! Come here!
Come on!
The correct answer is No. 2! 36 times!
Thank you!
A big reversal!
It was the least!
Thank you for your big reversal!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
It was the least, but...
It's a performance by silver-haired beauties!
Everyone, please put your hands up!
What's that?
You've seen it before, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Everyone!
Don't be shy and take your underwear home!
"Take it home"?
From silver-haired beauties, we give you underwear!
Please put it away in your pockets.
Yes.
Actually, this underwear will create a tragedy later.
19 hours from the start,
fatigue is approaching its peak.
The five of them visit the delivery company's employee training held by the Omamed Agency.
We're not employees.
What are you doing?
Don't come into our company!
I'm sorry for disturbing you, but we're here for a training tour.
It's fine, but don't get in the way of our training!
Thank you!
Please come in!
I'm sorry.
From here,
Tanaka, Endo, Hamada, Matsumoto, Fosei...
Training? Training?
Make sure you don't get in the way of our training!
Don't get in the way of our training!
Don't get in the way!
I'm sorry we're late!
You guys are late!
You always say you'll protect your time, don't you?
You guys are late!
You haven't learned your lesson yet!
Today, in order to cheer you employees up,
the director will come and train you in person.
Yes!
He'll be here soon.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Hamada!
Kosei!
Out!
Look at his face!
Ouch!
The way he came on stage was perfect.
This is the director's office.
I've seen your behavior in previous trainings.
I've always felt a slackness in you.
You have no passion, no ambition, nothing!
Are you really our employees?!
Hey, you guys!
Get back in line!
From now on, shout out loud and introduce yourself!
And what you want to be in the future!
Shout out loud!
Can you do it, Takezawa?!
Yes!
Then introduce yourself!
Yes!
I'm Takezawa Karen, manager of a restaurant in Los Angeles!
Until now, I've been worried about what people would think of me.
Even though I want to eat grilled ginger,
I can't ask a waiter how much I want to eat pork.
I'm embarrassed about what people think of me and I can't ask for it!
That's enough!
You eat pork and you're wonderful!
You like pork, don't you?
Say you like it!
I like it!
Hey!
You like pork and you like it!
You can eat it spicy!
More!
Yes!
I'll eat it!
Louder!
I'll eat it!
More!
I'll eat it!
More!
I'll eat it!
Louder!
I'll eat it!
Matsumoto, Yamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Kosei, out!
It's hot.
It is hot.
Next!
Where are you from?
I'm from Hokkaido.
Age?
I'm 52 years old.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Your favorite food?
Me?
Your favorite food!
Sausage!
Matsumoto, Endo, out!
Tanaka, Yamada, out!
It hurts!
I'm in trouble.
It's annoying.
- Start introduce yourselves! - Yes, sir!
Las Vegas' chief, Shima Tai-cho.
Oh my!
It hurts!
Las Vegas' chief!
- Tendo! - Chief!
- Tendo! - Almost there!
- Matsumoto! - Kousei!
- Tanaka! - Out!
- It really hurts! - That really hurts!
It really hurts!
- Say it properly! - Say it properly!
- I'll say it one more time! - Manager!
When I talk with people, I worry that my armpits will smell if my eyes meet, and I'm afraid of making my eyes meet people.
What are you doing all the time? Show it!
Yes! I run to the bathroom and rub it under my armpits with my hands!
How do you do it?
Yes! I pour water from the faucet in the bathroom and wrap it under my armpits as it is!
Katsumoto, Hosei, Endo, Tanaka, OUT!
Next, Maruyama!
Yes!
Are you excited?
Yes!
You recently got married, right?
Yes!
Are you having fun?
Yes!
When do you have the most fun?
When I touch various hard things!
Katsumoto, Hosei, Endo, Tanaka, OUT!
It's a new couple, isn't it?
OK, next is Hamaguchi, chosen by the best manager of Kamihanki!
That's right.
Yes!
Are you excited?
Yes!
Everyone is out!
I'm sorry.
It's different.
Are you excited, Aoichi?
When I stand up on the mat, I stand up because I don't have a back.
What's your name?
I'm aiming for prey and becoming a beast's eye.
Matsumoto, Kousei, Enzo, Sanaka, out!
It hurts!
Introduce yourself!
The manager of Las Vegas!
I'm Hamaguchi Kyoko!
Everyone is out!
The way you use your strength is different.
My problem is...
Recently...
(Ping)
(Laughter)
Everyone is out!
I'm sick of it.
(Laughter)
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Director, how was it?
Yes.
Hm?
You...
You have good eyes.
You may be suitable for our employees.
Could you introduce yourself?
Yes, please.
(Ping)
Hey, stand up!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Shout!
I have a lot of mistakes, but...
I drive a car with a lot of bugs!
When I was driving...
The steering wheel...
What is this?!
(Laughter)
(Ping)
Matsumoto, Kanada, Endo, Tanaka...
Out!
(Laughter)
(Ping)
I was scolded a lot.
Ouch!
(Laughter)
Next program!
Listen up!
What is important for the delivery industry is...
When you see a customer's face...
What kind of person you are at that moment!
I want you to determine that!
By the way...
His name is...
Matsumoto.
The worries in his heart!
I will find out!
What worries he has!
One by one...
Tell me Matsumoto's worries!
Can you do it, Takezawa?
Yes!
(Applause)
Matsumoto is poor!
(Applause)
He is stupid and can't sleep!
(Laughter)
Matsumoto is kind and gentle...
But he doesn't want to be hated!
(Laughter)
Lemon juice comes out of his pores!
(Laughter)
Matsumoto-san, Matsumoto-san, everyone calls me "Hii-chan"
I want everyone to call me "Matsumoto-san"
(Laughter)
Matsumoto, Hosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
I can't do it at all.
Ouch! Ouch!
Oh, this is bad.
OK, you guys in the back, say it!
What's your name?
I'm Tanaka Naoki.
Tanaka Naoki.
OK, you guys tell him what's bothering you.
Yes!
One, two...
(Applause)
Tanaka Naoki!
(Applause)
His face is longer than his knees.
(Laughter)
I don't know what I should do every time, and I'm in trouble.
(Laughter)
If you go fishing, you'll only catch foreign fish.
(Laughter)
Tanaka-san, you must love anko balls, right?
(Laughter)
Matsumoto, Hosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
(Laughter)
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Anko ball...
I'm in trouble...
Hanaguchi!
Yes!
You were smiling earlier.
I wasn't smiling!
Are you mocking me? Why are you laughing?
Huh?!
You're laughing, aren't you? Are you making fun of me?!
What's going on?!
It's not like I'm always laughing!
Hey, you shouldn't make excuses like that!
Hey, then show me your sincerity!
Get out of my way!
(Laughter)
(Explosion)
(Laughter)
No...no...no...
Thank you.
Why are you bowing?
I'm really sorry.
Good job!
Be a good captain!
Everyone's out!
Wow...
That's amazing.
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch...
OK, Amaguchi, go back!
Yes!
OK, next program!
What?
Now, you'll sing a melody and show your love for food.
Yes!
First, you'll listen to the melody as a bass.
Music, start!
(music)
This song is a commercial song sung by Japanese legend entertainers.
(clap, clap, clap)
The reason why I'm singing with a big smile is...
because there are 500 million people.
(clap, clap, clap)
Amada, out!
(clap, clap, clap)
Ouch!
(clap, clap, clap)
Listen up!
When the song starts, I'll say the name of the dish.
OK, Takezawa, go!
Yes!
Music, start!
(music)
Rolled cabbage.
(music)
Thank you for rolling me up like that.
There are a lot of things in it that I love.
Let me suck up to the lemon sticker, please.
Please!
Matsumoto, Kousei, Tanaka, out!
I went to meet him at Kuchioji.
Can you finish it?
Yes!
Music, start! (music)
Miso stewed udon! (music)
(music)
Matsumoto, Kousei, Tanaka, out!
If you stew it, will it become miso?
It's crazy, isn't it?
Next is terrible.
Don't lose! (music)
Music, start! (music)
Honey cream croquette! (music)
(music)
Matsumoto, Kousei, out!
It's crazy.
You guys are not good at all!
Director, can I ask you for a sample?
Yes, it's over.
Give it to me.
Marble eggplant.
Marble eggplant, Director!
Music, start! (music)
Put a lot of minced meat.
In my house, there are eggplant in it.
It's pretty good with everyone.
Everyone, out!
That's right.
Ouch!
As expected of you, Director!
No, I'm really bad at it.
20 hours from the start.
Five people's physical strength had reached its limit.
No one speaks anymore.
In the meantime, the last trial.
Emergency!
Today, a serious incident occurred in this hotel.
We will now have the guests gather and have an emergency meeting.
Please gather at the fire scene early in the morning.
What?
Everyone, this is bad.
It seems like a serious incident has occurred, so let's hurry and go!
Wait a minute.
No, no, no, no.
How can it be like this?
What's going on?
What happened?
Emergency...
Wow...
From here...
I feel like I've seen it before
It's hard to not like it
My butt hurts.
This chair, my butt hurts.
What's wrong? Seriously?
Everyone, thank you for coming at such a late hour.
That's a good voice.
We have an explanation from the manager of this fire about the serious incident that took place in the year of the fire.
Well then, manager, thank you for your cooperation.
I'm sorry.
Cut it!
She is...
Chono is shocked.
What is this?
And this is Chono vs. Hosae.
This is bad. What is this?
A movie starring Kyoshi Ozawa as a Japanese translator was released on March 12 by Kingsman First Agent.
Kingsman, the strongest spy organization with a British heart with both front and back,
Please watch it at the theater.
It's a bit sad.
Maybe it's different.
Maybe...
Manager of the fire, Chono!
Everyone...
Today I am...
Very angry!
What is he saying?
In this fire...
Sexual harassment was committed.
That's terrible.
Please come out.
This way, please.
Was she dancing?
She was dancing.
She is...
The victim!
Can you take off your eye mask?
Her name is Martina-san.
She is my wife.
What?
It's not a setting.
She is my real wife!
What?
Real?
Everyone, out!
She is your wife?
What?
Ouch!
Mr. Chong's wife is a foreigner.
I knew it.
Martina...
Do you remember the face of the criminal?
I remember it clearly...
Do you remember?
Everyone, out!
It's either yes or no.
The face is...
Ouch!
What?
Hey!
Do you remember?
One by one...
Let's confirm.
Okay?
First...
You.
Please stand up.
What do you think of him?
Please look down.
It's him!
Hey!
Matsumoto, Kamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
That's how it is.
Hey, Matsu!
This year, it's different than usual.
I'm going to show my love for God!
Do you understand?
Hey! Come up here!
Do you understand? Come up here!
You don't know, do you?
You don't know, do you? This is really...
Hey!
You know what you did, don't you?
I don't know.
I really saw you dancing.
But everyone was watching you!
Hey! Did you see it, too?!
Yes...
Do you admit that he did sexual harassment?!
I admit it.
All right!
Wait a minute!
What do you admit?!
Listen to me!
You did sexual harassment!
You!
You did sexual harassment!
Matsumoto!
Hamada!
Out!
What do you mean?!
Hey!
Answer me properly!
I'm telling you!
Hey!
But I really don't know.
Did you kiss her?
No, I didn't.
Get out of here!
Why didn't you answer me?!
No...
I'm sorry.
Why didn't you answer me?!
I don't know if you kissed her...
But you kissed her.
I heard it from somewhere.
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
Wait a minute!
If this is an accusation, it will be a big problem.
Let's ask your wife about this.
Ok.
Did you forcefully kiss that man?
Or...
Did you forcefully make him kiss you?
Matsumoto, Kamada, Rendo, Kanaka, out!
You said it clearly.
Ouch!
I won't run away anymore.
Hey you!
Manager, and your wife...
She said you stole something.
What?
That song... My underwear...
It was stolen, too.
Matsumoto, Kamada, Rendo, Kanaka, out!
You said it clearly.
I'm sorry.
Ouch!
That was the last one.
Hey you!
You stole my underwear, too!
I didn't!
Ok, ok. Come here and check your body.
Check it.
Hands up.
Lift up your mouth.
Lift up your legs.
Hey, there's something here.
What is it?
Out!
Stop it!
What is it?
There must be something in it!
Wait a minute!
What is it?
I got it!
Why is it in your pocket?
I got it!
It's a little warm.
It's really warm.
It's in my chest.
Mama.
Yes.
This is your underwear.
It's mine.
Look at me!
What is it?
Hey!
It's just a coin.
Do you know what it is?
It's only silver.
Do you know what it is?
Wait a minute.
Put it in your mouth.
Hey! Put it in your mouth!
I don't want it in my mouth!
What are you doing?
I don't want it!
Hey! Put it in your mouth!
It's a coin, coin, out!
What are you saying?
You shouldn't say that.
Ouch!
Stand up!
I said stand up!
Hey!
Put it in your mouth!
Hurry up!
Ouch!
Put it in your mouth!
Dad! Dad!
Dad!
Look at this hard coin.
What are you talking about?
Matsumoto, Hanada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Is he going to praise me?
As it is now...
Hey!
Stop talking nonsense!
Hey!
Okay...
Dad!
It's tough! Look around you! It's tough! Look around you! It's tough!
Matsumoto, Kamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Ouch!
Okay, wait a minute! I'll give you a chance!
Here it is!
Not a thank you, but a real chance, please!
Okay! Listen to me more!
As you can see, I have three pairs of pants.
If you break all of them in 30 seconds, I'll let you go.
What do you say?
Can you do it?
I'll do it. I'll do it.
Then it's for real.
Alright, understood.
Then I'll take responsibility and let you go for 30 seconds.
30 seconds!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Alright!
Let's go!
Ready!
Start!
Alright!
Do your best!
Alright!
You can do it!
Alright!
There's still time! There's still time!
How many seconds?
Ten seconds have passed.
Alright!
Alright! Alright!
Alright!
Fifteen seconds left!
Fifteen seconds! Alright!
Alright! Alright!
What are you doing?!
Ten seconds left!
Ten seconds left! Alright!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Time's up!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
It can't be like that.
That was close!
You did well!
Hey!
Every year, every year!
I'm really sorry!
Hey!
Let's go!
Alright!
Three!
Two!
One!
Alright!
Get it!
There were quite a few.
There were.
There were quite a few this year.
There were.
There were quite a few.
Yes.
It's over.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
It's over. It's over.
Thank you for your hard work every year.
Ouch! Ouch!
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work.
I wanted you to say "panties".
Didn't you want to say it?
I didn't want to say it.
Why?
"Panties" is not something you say.
I didn't want you to say "panties".
It's over. It's over.
The five people who stayed in Las Vegas for a long time are over.
It's a serious song.
It's a song that makes me angry all the time.
And after this...
"That Singer" will deliver the ending song.
If only one wish could come true
Please be gentle, so the corona doesn't spread
Wearing a topknot and a saffron dress, I vow with all my might
In the blue spring, I act recklessly
As if I were biting love's words
If only one wish could come true
There's no end to wasting
With a smile and a laugh
I'll deliver it without regret
Riding on a horse, I play a prank on Matsudaira
"Can I have 30,000 yen?" I ask and he takes my yacht
If I could welcome this autumn with a song of shadows
I know that our love is only blank
No matter how many times I fall in love with you
Don't say that you love me
I can't stop myself from loving you
You're so strong, it's like you've got all kinds of weapons
Sparta, Kenshubu, Ozawa
You're so annoying, don't be so kind
This year again, it's the Queen's theme song
If only you could hear my echoing voice
The gray world would be alright now
I want to forget all the bad things with a smile
I want you to hear my voice from far away
Nice one! Nice one!
The full original "Daihinmin Go To Las Vegas" will be shown behind the scenes at 2pm in Las Vegas.
It will be streamed after this.
The tension just before the release...
I did it perfectly.
And the facial expressions after the end...
It will be shown behind the scenes that you don't usually see.
I can't sleep tonight.
And don't laugh! The latest work "Daihinmin Go To Las Vegas" will be streamed on Hulu.