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♪ Even if it's dark, I'll be happy ♪
"Gaki no Sky 2020" funny VTR best store second half!
Weird face...
Last week's broadcast, from 10th place to 5th place!
I think I'm going to puke.
And tonight, the main VTR chosen by the higher-ups will be revealed!
Who will shine in first place?!
"Gaki no Sky 2020" funny VTR best store second half!
Next up, we'd like you to watch from 4th to 2nd place!
VTR "Stapio"!
Yeah, here we go...
♪ No matter what, I can't erase my dream and I can't stop now ♪
♪ If I can be strong for someone else ♪
The 4th place is...
Who will be the first one to become eight years old?
Don't forget your childhood!
Eight-year-old contest!
What is eight-year-old contest?
Eight-year-old food contest!
What? Eight-year-old contest?
What is it?
What dream did you have yesterday?
I like that!
What dream did you have, everyone?
Do you remember?
Yes! Yes! Urimoto-kun!
You know, the big one.
It was eaten by ***.
Eight-year-old dream!
What dream did you have?
Hosei-kun!
Yes!
Pikachu became very big and surrounded by ***.
But Pikachu pooped!
Pooped!
Fifty-five years old!
Eight-year-old contest!
It's contest time.
Suddenly, from eight years old to three years old.
Five years of drinking and drinking.
That's right.
What is it? What is it?
And from now on, it will be recorded in an unexpected direction.
Eight-year-old reaction!
What is it?
Before that...
What?
Sunshine time!
They are already working together.
They make me do a lot of things.
You don't look at me at all.
How many weeks have you been looking at me?
Two minutes!
Yes!
Here you go, Mr. Matsumoto.
You know what, Mr. Matsumoto?
It's not decided yet, is it?
Of course not!
Please choose one you like.
I can choose one.
Yes!
Mr. Chon Saisho!
You did it.
If it's like this, it's hell.
If it's like this, it's the beginning of hell.
Last ten minutes!
Last ten minutes.
If it's like this, it's hell.
Can you still do it?
I can't do it.
What? What did you say?
Can you still do it?
No, I can't.
What's that?
No. 3 is Matsumoto's wish.
He wants to be like Hamada in that commercial.
I want to catch up with Hamada somehow.
I want to catch up with Hamada, who I admire and who I'm on good terms with.
Hosei and Kokoriko work hard to make Matsumoto's wish come true.
Why did you say that to me?
What's that?
How was it?
It wasn't bad.
Why?
Your expression didn't change.
That smile didn't come out.
It didn't come out.
In those few seconds, Hamada's expression came out about eight times.
Why?
You were looking down on me.
We're good partners.
What are you talking about?
Hamada appeared in front of those four people.
What?
Matsumoto, where did you go for two years?
Well, if I don't say it, no one will say it for me.
It's the first time I've said it.
Let's go.
Thank you.
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
See you!
What is this?
This is how he left.
What is this?
He left.
We'll do it again this year! Don't laugh!
The laughing assassins of the market election attack the members!
Don't laugh! The poor people go to Las Vegas!
Thursday, April 4th at 3 o'clock!
This year's "Don't Laugh" is different from usual!
Captive!
It's a shocking development!
She is...
Don't Laugh! Las Vegas! Thursday, April 4th at 3 o'clock!
What?
Don't Laugh! Las Vegas! Thursday, April 4th at 3 o'clock!
The second place goes to...
Don't Laugh! Las Vegas! Thursday, April 4th at 3 o'clock!
This is the field map of "Don't Laugh"!
The rule is...
The team with the flag in the opponent's camp wins!
The one who is shot will be eliminated!
The members of both teams are...
As you can see!
Now, the battle starts!
In the beginning, both teams keep their distance and fight each other.
This is terrible!
Hosei!
Let's make a full circle and start the battle!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Wait a minute!
This is terrible.
Wait a minute!
Let's do it properly.
The second round continues.
It's a close game with everyone instead of earlier.
Then!
It's mainstream.
That's right.
Matsumoto is running towards the flag.
That's right.
I'm dying!
Matsumoto is caught in a hurry.
I'm dying!
Let's do it properly!
Ouch!
Let's do it properly!
At this point,
Hamada has a suggestion.
Let's take a video.
What is a video?
At this rate, the flag won't open.
Insert shooting is prohibited.
The last is a downtown confrontation.
Start!
One, two, three!
Bang!
That's terrible.
No matter how terrible, it's terrible.
That's all for the fourth and second announcements.
It was big from the outside, wasn't it?
My father, who runs a nearby restaurant, is about 70 years old.
He said it would end by the time we got to the hospital.
I couldn't breathe.
Oh, really?
And what kind of meeting will lead to this project?
How can that be born?
Don't push me!
Don't Laugh, Las Vegas
30 points off on New Year's Day
Don't push me!
We'll do it again this year!
Don't Laugh, Las Vegas
Commercial award-winning comedians attack the members!
Don't Laugh, Las Vegas
30 points off on New Year's Day!
Don't Laugh, Las Vegas
I've been angry for a long time!
Oh!
Since I left home!
My laugh lines are slippery!
Oh, I remember!
The first place goes to...
Remember the Fog
That's why your laugh lines are like my house's!
Now! Now!
Let's start over with the fog!
As Matsumoto told them,
the four of them changed their clothes
and headed for the stage of the new comedy.
What will Matsumoto say about "the fog"?
I don't know.
There are so many customers today!
I'm busy!
I have to do my best!
I don't know!
I don't know.
Story, first half.
You didn't wake me up!
What's that?
I'll get in your way!
The members are aggressively burning up against the new comedy.
Story, middle half.
The son, who has gone out of debt, returns to his rich family home.
What happened?
Actually...
Don't say that!
I haven't said anything yet!
I'll answer you after I say it!
I'm counting on you!
You don't look good, do you?
Actually...
You're lying, don't you?
I'm not cheap!
You answer after you've heard it, right?
So, what happened?
It's too early.
Actually...
That's what happened.
You too?!
First of all, Tanaka...
Yes?
You're usually bad at this.
This is the worst.
You're usually bad at this.
Hamada...
I think you haven't been able to react properly.
I'm sorry.
I've been waiting for you for a long time.
I hate you.
I thought it was over.
I've been waiting for you to come down.
That's where you're bad as a veteran.
I'll show you Japan.
What?
Really?
I'll show you what real "koke" is like.
I see.
I'll study!
He'll study.
I'll study.
Matsumoto was determined to show Japan,
but he didn't show up at all.
What is Matsumoto's idea?
I'm sorry, but my brother left five years ago and hasn't come back since.
What are you talking about?
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
You're in my way, don't you?
I'm in your way!
I don't know you!
Matsumoto's brother came back to his parents' house.
Is this the perfect timing for Matsumoto's "koke"?
I hate you!
What are you doing? Sit down.
I hate you!
Sit down.
What happened?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Actually...
Don't say that!
I haven't said anything yet!
Say it first and listen to me!
You're a death note, aren't you?
You are!
Death note.
Tell me. What happened?
Actually...
That's what happened.
What is it?
You're a death note, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You're a death note, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
It's over.
I don't know what you're talking about!
The story is about to reach its climax.
What are you doing?
What will you do, Matsumoto?
Don't say that!
Don't say that! I can't tell you everything!
If you can't go out with everything you have...
Why don't you just stay here forever?
Stay here?
Why don't you just stay here forever?
Stay here?
This was the first announcement of good news!
This is number one.
We were just talking about good things.
We should not have been burnt.
And they are not losing in the number of laughter!
We will do it again this year!
The best series of children's laughter!
The People Who Should Never Laugh
Go to Las Vegas at 24 o'clock!
Fragrance!
Super luxurious!
The best laughters attack the members!
This year's topics range from super big ones to world- class athletes!
This is amazing!
Unpredictable laughter tricks come one after another!
This was the first announcement of good news!
We will do it again this year!
The People Who Should Never Laugh
Go to Las Vegas at 24 o'clock!
She is...
The People Who Should Never Laugh
Go to Las Vegas at 24 o'clock!
We promise you laughter in 2020 and first laughter in 2021!
Go to Las Vegas at 24 o'clock!
And for those of you who can't wait until New Year's Eve...
At last year's Seishun High School, we presented the most number of laughter.
Let's watch the face of that famous actress!
Everyone, introduce yourselves.
- From Hosei. - Yes.
- Tsukite... - I don't need it.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Hosei, out!
- Tanaka, out! - I'm scared!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I've already looked up your names.
Tsukite Hosei.
In 1988, he formed GASPE and debuted as an entertainer.
In 2018, his book "Rakugo is Wonderful" was published by YOSHIMOTO BOOKS.
The number of laughter is...
5,000.
Everyone, out!
- Out! - I'm scared!
- I'm scared!
Hamada Masato and Matsumoto Hitoshi.
In 1982, they became entertainers as Wright brothers.
Hamada's first girlfriend...
Sarasara Gami's...
Everyone, out!
- I'm scared! - I'm scared!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- Endo, you look relieved. - Yes.
You stand up, pat your cheek, get naked and dance, don't you?
Let's do it now.
Take it off and do it!
- Now? - Now.
- Hurry up. - Enough.
- It's a waste of time. - I'm sorry.
- You know it? - No, I don't.
Endo, let's do it.
OK, let's do it.
He's laughing.
Everyone, out!
- He's definitely laughing. - He's laughing, isn't he?
- He's definitely laughing. - He's definitely laughing.
- Ouch! - Ouch!
Let's do it.
Do you know the rhythm of Sanbe?
At the end of the year, let's party together!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't go away!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't go away!
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! - Enough!
What's so funny about it?
Everyone, out!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- Well, me too. - Yeah, me too.
- Try it with Mori Shinichi. - Hey...
- Hey, try it with Mori Shinichi. - With Mori Shinichi...
Hey, you comedian...
It's working! It's working! It's working!
Are you done?
Everyone, out!
It's not over until it's over.
It's over!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
You laughed too much!
I think you've noticed, but Hosei-kun...
Yes?
You also raised your voice...
and in a funny pose...
you said "well..."
Everyone, out!
That's where you're coming from?
Ouch! Ouch!
The gag "well..."
Try it now.
Well!
One more time.
Well!
Endo-kun...
You do the "well..."
It's messed up!
It's already messed up!
Hosei-kun...
Yes?
You do the "hohohoi"...
It's messed up...
Do you know the rhythm of samba?
Hohohoi! Enjoy the world!
That's enough!
Since we're here...
why don't you two face each other and do it?
So you can show off each other.
Wow!
Samba's rhythm!
Ho, ho, ho!
Ga, ga, ga, ga!
Ho, ho, ho!
Everyone, out!
Ga, ga, ga, ga!
Ho, ho, ho!
I'm sorry, Seki-chan!
Since we're here,
you two should give it your all.
Wow!
She's funny.
She's loud.
Seki-chan...
Cut it out.
Stop it.
She stops it right away.
Everyone, out!
Wow, that's amazing.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
Ah, my throat hurts.
That was the worst speech ever.
The worst.
Amazing.
Okay, everyone...
Try saying "mah".
"Mah"...
One, two...
Mah!
Say it louder.
Mah!
Mori Shinichi says...
Mah!
This year's "Don't Take It" is different from usual!
Cut it!
A shocking development!
She is...
"Don't Take It" is now on sale!
For 40 million yen and 30 cents!
"Don't Laugh" is coming up in 4 days!
The strongest comedians are coming!
50 million yen!
No one can predict "Don't Laugh" anymore!
"Don't Take It" is now on sale!
She is...
"Don't Laugh" is now on sale in Go To Las Vegas!
"Don't Take It" is now on sale in Gakitsuka!
"Don't Laugh" is now on sale!
It's too safe.
"Don't Take It" DVD and Blu-ray, 26th issue!
Everyone is scared!
"Don't Laugh" High School 24 Hour is now on sale!
"Don't Take It" is now on sale on Hulu!
"Don't Laugh" series 18 DVDs are now on sale!