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I'm the one who understands him the most in the first episode of "Useless Kid".
You look good in this championship.
Kyoshu Rikihei!
Nice to meet you.
Mr. Matsumoto.
It's been a while.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yes, it has.
The members of "Useless Kid" bought and presented each other what they had in mind for the guest.
Does Tanaka open his nose sometimes?
Or does he force himself to do it?
No, it's not like that.
I guess he does it on purpose.
No, he doesn't!
He doesn't!
It's okay if he does it, but please don't expose it to the viewers.
He doesn't expose it.
Useless Kid
Everyone, today's guest is...
He's big.
Yes, he is.
I'm sorry to bother you, but...
It was a little difficult.
He has long hair, doesn't he?
Yes, he does.
There aren't many people with long and big hair around here.
It was a little difficult.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Okay, let's bring him in!
Please come in!
All right!
The legend of Japanese pro-wrestling, Kyoshu Dicky!
The members of Gaki-no-Tsukai will give him a pair of tops and a one-point item!
Is it usually like this?
No, it's not like that.
Oh, it's not like that?
It's not like that at all.
He forced me to wear it.
Kyoshu-san's T-shirt.
That's right.
I was embarrassed.
What does that T-shirt mean?
I don't know, either.
You don't know, do you?
Before the show, the members went shopping for items that would suit Kyoshu Dicky.
Do you have any image of Kyoshu-san?
Well, isn't it wild?
Even at that age, his body is big and he looks like a strong father.
Doesn't it look like it's strong?
Which one?
No, no, no.
This is not about being strong.
It's like a weapon.
Because it's heavy.
I don't know if an old woman will wear it or an old man will wear it.
Well, it's like this leather.
It's like this.
Isn't it okay for a little kid like me to put it down like this?
Meanwhile, Endo...
It's Kyoshu-san, isn't it?
It's Kyoshu-san.
Oh, it's not Kyoshu-san.
It's Kyoshu-san.
I thought it was Kyoshu-san.
Wow, Endo...
It's Kyoshu-san.
He's wearing a hat. Wow!
Wow, it's cute.
Wow, President Trump is wearing something like this.
It's very popular.
I thought it was Pokemon Ali.
Pokemon Ali?
Josh-san, it's a big specialty store.
Yes, yes.
Josh-san, I don't think you can fit in a normal size,
so I came to a shop that is straight up big and has a lot of stuff.
By the way, Mr. Tanaka, what do you think of Josh- san's image?
Josh-san, it's a little rude to say this,
but I have a charming image of me,
so I hope to have something charming like that.
Something like this.
Is it a song?
No, I think you're making fun of me.
I think you're making fun of me.
Is this a T-shirt?
Yes, it's a T-shirt.
You're kidding me, right?
Is this a T-shirt?
It's a T-shirt.
I can't imagine it at all,
but I'd like to blame it on the top.
No, it's already cool like this.
I can't wear it like this.
Oh, this is it.
Hosei gets excited about his favorite Japanese goods and tries them on again and again.
With this, I'll stretch it out and tighten it.
It suits you, Josh-san.
What do you think of my image?
I don't know much about you, Josh-san.
Matsumoto heads forward for a one-point item.
What do you think of my image?
I don't know much about you, but I have quite a few.
Am I wrong?
I think I look better than I was born.
Do you have a big head?
I'd like to make sure of one thing.
According to the shopkeeper, you're targeting middle school and high school girls.
Is there any difference in appearance?
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so, either.
I'm not targeting middle school girls.
The first item chosen by the shopkeeper will be returned by the guest.
The second item chosen by the shopkeeper will be bought on their own.
I'm going to show you one by one.
Don't say "This is good!"
Yes, I know.
It's best to see it first and then say it.
But, Mr. Shopkeeper, you should be angry.
Are you making fun of me?
No, I'm not.
Mr. Shopkeeper, I'm not.
First of all, the top that suits you, please show us from Endo.
The product I bought is over there.
I see.
Mr. Shopkeeper, please give it to me.
Mr. Shopkeeper, please open it.
It doesn't suit you to open the bag.
You look like you're starving.
Can I show you this?
Yes, you can.
Can I give you this as a gift?
It's a nice parka.
Mr. Shopkeeper, if you don't mind, please put it on me.
Please put it on me.
Isn't it a chuck?
No, it's a chuck.
I think it's a chuck.
Mr. Shopkeeper, please put it on me.
It looks like a hoodie.
I like the size of it.
I think it's cool.
It really suits you.
Please look at the monitor and think about it.
Which one will you choose in the end?
Is it comfortable?
How is it?
It's nylon.
Mr. Shopkeeper, you don't say anything.
You don't say anything, do you?
Is it comfortable?
It's not fashionable.
It's a standard item.
I think it's good to have one.
I see.
You can wear it quickly.
Do you like it?
I don't hate it.
Next is Hamada's gift.
It's a top store that looks good on you.
What is it?
It's a rider's item.
Is it a happy "oh" or a sad "oh"?
I don't know if you like it or not.
You really don't say anything.
You've been talking all the time, but you haven't talked at all.
I can't talk, can I?
No, no, it's okay.
I'm listening to you too much.
If you don't say it, you're stupid.
No, you're not stupid.
You don't look stupid.
You don't fit in.
You haven't done it yet, have you?
If you can't cut it by yourself like this, you shouldn't do it.
No, it's okay.
You don't know at this point.
I wish you could be a cool man.
You look like Tospo.
You look like Tospo has become a celebrity.
Next is "Pose".
The top store chosen at a Japanese shop is...
Choshu is like this.
It's not "yo".
Please open it.
It doesn't even come out of the bag.
Is the bag small only?
What is this?
Where and how do you cut it?
You can't cut it anywhere, can you?
Where?
You can cut it anywhere, can you?
You can cut it at a convenience store, can you?
No, I can cut it with this.
If you cut it with this, you came to warn me about smoking, didn't you?
Next is Matsumoto's present.
Did they find any tops that would look good on Choshu?
Hey, everyone.
You think too much of Choshu as "wild".
But he is "wild".
Usually, "wild" people go in the opposite direction.
This will definitely work.
This is...
What is it?
This will definitely work.
Is it fighting?
Look.
Wow, this is "wild".
This is "wild".
This is definitely "wild".
It's cute.
It's cute just to have it.
No, no, no.
It's cute just to have it.
I don't like it.
Choshu...
How do you put it down?
This is reversible, Choshu.
First of all, come over here.
It's cute.
It's super cute.
It's not red at all.
It's super cute.
It's not red at all.
It's super cute.
The last one is...
Will you be okay in the end?
I'll be okay.
When everyone was looking at me,
I was like, "No, it's not like that."
It's cute and charming.
I like that color.
I don't like it.
I hate it.
It's a long knit.
Can I cut it?
You can't cut it.
You can only make curry and you say you can't cut it?
Can I cut it?
Men can cut it.
It's a long knit and it's low.
What is it?
You're cheating!
No, no, no!
You're cheating!
You!
No, no, no!
There's a saying "cheap and cute" right?
Then do it properly!
It's good, it's good.
Really, men...
Chou-san, I have a cute image...
No, no, no...
It's heavy!
No, no, it's not like that!
For example, the sleeves...
How do you do it?
What are you doing?!
Now, even for men,
long knits like this are popular.
It's like "cute and cute" era.
It's not like that for men.
Look at his face!
It's weird for a businessman like you...
No, it's really weird!
It's really powerful for a man like you...
What about the bottom?
The bottom is not like pants...
It's like a one-piece...
One-piece?!
It's weird!
It's like a terming...
It's weird!
You only have lips left!
I'd like to announce the ranking,
but I'd like to confirm one thing for Chou-shu.
Chou-san,
I'd like you to touch
the second-most favorite top.
I'd like you to touch it.
This is really for men...
That's right!
Let's get back on track and announce
the second-most favorite top!
Wow!
That's great!
It's cute, isn't it?
It's a little small.
But it's comfortable, isn't it?
Yes, it's comfortable.
The second-most favorite top is...
The third-most favorite top is...
Choshi, are you crazy?
I don't know
I thought I was winning
Hamada's leather jacket slipped and...
So Mazuo, Rico is still here
You're crazy
He's still here but I don't think it's a match
Look at this, it looks so good
What do you mean?
It's not like that, is it?
Choshi, you don't have that feeling, do you?
No, I don't
I've been saying it for a long time
Choshi and Rico's most favorite top is...
Which one?
Dugudugudugudugudugu...
He was so cute
Get first place!
He was so cute
I don't want to get first place
Yay!
How could you?
I'm sorry
Choshi said he'd get first place even if it was a lie
How could you?
But Choshi did his best and got only two
How could you?
Can you show us?
Choshi, can you tell us why it was a reunion?
I don't hate the color but...
This is for men...
That's it!
It's for all men
How many times have you confirmed it?
You can pay for it at your own expense
"This looks good on you" championship, second half of Daiharan
"This looks good on you" championship, one point item for Choshu, Hamada will show you
Choshu san, you are doing SNS now, aren't you?
Yes, I'm doing Twitter
I heard that you have a lot of "goji dasuji"
What is it?
If you put it here and insert it like this,
"ji" will be bigger and "goji dasuji" will disappear
Can you see it?
This looks good on you
You look like a mother of Shinjuku
This looks good on you
Next, top switch, Endo's present
It's big
This looks good on you
Thank you
What did you buy?
This hat, bucket hat and cap
This looks good on you
Look at Choshu san's face
This looks good on you
Bucket hat and cap
Same color as your face
This looks good on you
Next is Matsumoto who showed us cute tops earlier
Matsumoto san, I told you about Choshu san's cute parts earlier
But I want you to forget about the wild parts as well
And this self-respect
I prepared two of them
Is it OK?
It's a strong style
Can you put it on for me?
It's for the wild parts
Thank you
We don't need this, Choshu san
No, we don't need it
Excuse me for a second
We don't need it
Even with this, you're wearing Mickey's jacket
And you're fighting
It's a masterpiece
What do you want me to do?
It's a masterpiece
Can Tanaka recover from this tough competition?
Until now, you only said "thank you"
No, I'm smiling now
Don't take it back
It's been two losses in a row
You're sad, aren't you?
What are you saying?
I'm happy
What are you saying?
What is this?
I'm also wearing something
What?
No, no, you can't do it.
No, you can't do it!
Are you serious?
Why? Isn't it terrible?
Are you jealous?
What is this?
This is weird, isn't it?
Everything is weird.
What do you mean?
You can go outside without worrying about it.
You don't have to set it up with provocation.
I can't go outside with this.
You said it clearly.
I can't go outside with this.
It's been a while since you said it clearly.
The last one is a prize for winning.
Yama-chan, do you have confidence in this?
Of course, I do.
You look weird.
I'm not trying to show it off.
What's wrong?
You look like a poop.
I'm not trying to show it off.
What's this?
It's okay, Choshi-san.
It's okay.
I'm scared.
What is it?
Choshi-san?
I'm scared!
What's wrong?
What is this?
You can't do it!
You can wear it.
You can't do it!
You can wear it, Choshi-san.
You can't do it!
It looks good on you!
Your grandkids will love it!
How do you use it?
You can wear it and make your grandkids happy.
I thought about it a lot.
Your grandkids will love it.
You have grandkids, right?
Yes, I do.
You have grandkids, right?
Your grandkids will love it.
"It looks good on you, doesn't it?" championship.
What is Choshi-san's favorite one-point item?
"Dagadan"!
Thank you very much!
This is very useful.
This will be helpful for me now.
Right? "Seriously, this will be helpful."
Then, Choshi-san, let's see your second favorite item.
I'm self-employed, so I have a lot of things.
Which one is it?
Let's see!
This is...
No, no, no.
This is a tissue, isn't it?
No, no, no.
It can't be like that!
This is...
Um...
I'll take it home and...
Yes!
Soon...
It's exactly that ice!
Let's make him happy!
Yes!
Next, the 3rd place winner is...
Matsumoto's mask!
Where did you get it?
I've had it since I was a kid...
Since I was a kid...
It's old-fashioned!
You can rest assured!
Right!
Shoshu, you didn't wear it much, did you?
It's a neighbor's item.
Yes!
So you can't say it's old-fashioned.
Right!
It's old-fashioned and you can't say it's old- fashioned!
So...
Shoshu's least favorite 1pt item is...
Who's looking down on me?
Oh, yeah.
How should I choose?
Both of you should wear it.
Ah!
That was fast.
I told you.
That's right.
Is it not good?
If it's this and this, it's this one.
I don't need it at all.
No, it's not like that.
It suits you very well and you are cute.
It's useless.
Kyo-san, put it back.
By the way, Tanaka, what should we use it for?
What should we say?
No, it's a turban.
That's right. It's fine like this.
It's fine like this.
It's strange.
It's fine like this. It's warm.
Who will wear it?
Tanaka, following Tops,
also paid for
the one-point item turban.
Kyo-san, what should we do today?
How was it? The tops and the one-point items, we thought about it and bought it.
I'm grateful for it.
Thank you for choosing it.
If we had chosen it in a smaller size, the ranking would have been different.
I see, I see.
Even among them, you chose it.
This is the opposite of what you said earlier.
This one, this one, this one.
Even among them, you chose it.
It's true.
It's the opposite of what you said earlier.
It's scary.
Get out of the jeep, Zoro.
Get out of the jeep.
It's a punishment game.
Don't worry too much about it.
You must not laugh at "Youth High School 24-hour".
Everyone is scared of it.
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