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In the first episode of "Using Kids", we thoroughly tested their common sense.
Endo's Prank Quiz!
Before we explain today's quiz, I think you should take a look at this.
Rome's Nineteenth?
It's a 100-thing about the quiz "Degawa Railway".
What is it about?
Who is Degawa's most respected person?
We would like you to pay attention to Endo and Matsumoto's conversation about this question.
Answer open!
I see.
There's no "Helen Keller", is there?
No, not everyone is "Helen Keller".
I think there are at least five "Helen Keller"s.
I don't think so.
No, you don't.
I don't think so, either.
How many "Helen Keller"s?
I don't think there are more than 100 "Helen Keller"s.
Are you serious?!
You should study about "Helen Keller"!
It's amazing!
"Helen Keller" is...
I think it's amazing, but...
"Salvan" is amazing, too.
No, I don't think so.
At first glance, it looks like a casual conversation.
However, Hosei didn't miss that awkwardness.
Answer open!
During the recording break, it changes to innovation!
"Helen Keller" is interesting, isn't it?
"Helen Keller" is interesting.
I think so.
No, no, I really think so.
What a waste!
I wanted to ask you about this.
I didn't know it.
When you were a caliban volunteer, you were wondering if you could overcome this problem.
You are Helen Keller, right?
A doctor?
A nurse?
No, Helen Keller is not a nurse.
Can you tell male or female?
It's a male.
You really are...
"Yuri Geller".
"Yuri Geller" exists.
Yuri Geller.
"Yuri Geller" exists.
"Geller" exists.
I'm sorry.
I was like "I'm sorry." and took it off.
I see.
It happened before.
It's weird now.
He thought I was stupid.
He thought I was stupid to say that in front of people he respected.
Speaking of which, Matsumoto-san, you slipped and got spring oil on your face.
I'm not the worst.
This time, I thought about it and all the members did this series of "100 things".
But I found out that Endo didn't do it.
Endo didn't do it?
So I thought I'd give Endo a try.
How much do you know about him?
Let's test Endo's learning ability by deceiving this project with comedy.
Please make it easy.
It's very easy.
Really, really.
Let's see Endo over there.
Please show me a little.
Don't do that move.
I'll do it.
A little more.
Yes, a little more.
You can't hear my voice.
Well, well, it's normal.
That's right.
You're stupid.
The way you're wearing your T-shirt is stupid.
Um...
It's raining.
You're stupid.
Standby for each genre's "100 things".
Let's test Endo's learning ability thoroughly.
This is a good challenge, but the first one is difficult.
That's right.
So I think the second one might be better.
Answer a phrase that has a similar meaning as "the workshop's mistake of a brush".
I don't think it's that difficult.
Shall we start?
Can you say a phrase that has a similar meaning as "the workshop's mistake of a brush"?
What?
Suddenly...
One more time.
Suddenly it's difficult.
Answer a phrase that has a similar meaning as "the workshop's mistake of a brush".
I think we should include that, too.
It's not easy at all.
What are you talking about?
I'm surprised.
What was it like?
Even monkeys fall from trees.
How did you know?
Did you know?
What do you mean?
What was that?
Oh, you know it.
A phrase?
Yes.
It's like "even good people make mistakes".
Yes.
You're getting smarter.
Yes.
How can we go back?
You answered it.
I'm a little confused now.
Me, too.
What was it like all of a sudden?
Let's go back.
Let's do what we always ask.
Let's ask "what is your favorite path?"
What is your favorite path?
Everyone says it.
It's Meguro Street.
It's stupid.
It's like "here it comes".
It's like "this is it".
I was relieved.
Let's move on.
How about this?
I want you to answer it.
It's common now.
It's common.
It's a good question.
Can you say "shouzou" in English from Sunday to Saturday?
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
You're smarter than we thought you would be.
Were we underestimating Endo's common sense?
You did a good job.
We talked a lot about Endo.
You think too much about him.
No, no, no, no.
Even after that...
What is it?
Ginger.
He keeps getting the right answer.
It's the same as when I was in college.
What are you talking about?
That's enough.
If this continues, we don't know if the project will succeed.
Let's try changing the angle of the problem.
It's a common sense problem.
I don't think it's a common sense problem.
It's a fake problem that hasn't been solved yet.
What will Endo say about it?
Isn't there something like that?
It's always like that, isn't it?
Why are you saying that?
That's right, that's right.
This is the worst.
No. 55.
The portrait is...
Natsume Soseki's representative work...
"Rashomon", "Night on the Galactic Railroad".
Can you answer one more thing?
Who was it?
It's Natsume Soseki.
You know it, don't you?
I can't think of it.
"Botchan".
This is the worst.
It's not like that.
It was expected.
You said "Botchan".
I don't think it's connected.
Natsume Soseki and "Botchan" are not connected.
Isn't there something like that?
Oh, my!
Is it like this?
The alphabet doesn't say it.
The alphabet is a little suspicious.
Really?
It's like that.
I'm sure it wasn't connected in three parts before.
Yes.
I don't know if it's connected in three parts.
"Nation's Duty"?
"Three Great Duties"?
It's in No. 19.
No. 19.
Can you answer "Nation's Three Great Duties"?
I did this before as a kid.
Yes.
Can I say it?
"Duty Education".
"Taxes".
There is one more.
"Duty Education".
"Taxes".
"Eating"?
Hey, you did it before!
Hey, you jump in once in a while!
That's right, "eating".
You drink "e" once in a while!
It's a three-time duty!
It's a three-time duty, "eating".
That's why you can't quit!
That's right.
You shouldn't diet, Kogumi!
That's why...
What's this?
Number nine.
Ah, I like it, I like it.
The portrait can answer the three elements required for harmony.
It's drawn in three primary colors of light.
Sun.
Sun...
Oxygen.
There's no water bullet.
Oxygen?
Starch?
Starch?!
Starch... Potato?!
Starch came out!
Starch?!
Starch came out!
Starch? Starch?
Starch did exist, didn't it?
Well, yeah!
It's like that.
I see.
It's realistic.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's like that.
The three most beautiful women or the three most beautiful women.
It seems like you don't know about the three most beautiful women.
It's hard, isn't it?
Can the portrait answer "the world's three most beautiful women"?
Yes.
Foie gras...
Triof... Triof...
Triof...
Caviar.
Foie gras, Triof...
Caviar.
It's Triof!
Triof...
It's Triof!
Foie gras, Trio...
Trio...
F...
Cav... Caviar.
You've been saying that for a long time, haven't you?
Yes, Triof... Triof...
You've been saying that for a long time, haven't you?
I see. That's how you've been living your life.
That's right. That's right.
You've never eaten it, have you?
Yes.
Do you want me to put something normal in it?
Oh, yes, please.
Something normal... What would you like?
Like a nickname?
Oh, yes, please.
Like a nickname you used in elementary school.
Oh, yes, please.
Why do you say "tangerine" all the time?
I see.
Do you still have it?
It's a nickname, isn't it?
What was your nickname when you were in elementary school?
It's "Enchan".
"Koan, koan, koan, koan, koan", like this.
- That's right. - Like this.
- I wonder if I'm talking. - Something like this.
I had an image like this, when I was 100 years old.
I had an image like this, like this problem, but...
You know the area of a triangle, right?
- No, I'm a little scared of this area. - Really?
- Yes. - I don't think you can do it. - Let's go.
- I'm a little scared of this area. - Math problem, number eight.
Yes, yes.
Can you answer the formula that gives you the area of a triangle?
The bottom to the top.
What's with that way of saying it?
- You're saying it really fast. - Damn it!
- Suddenly... - The bottom to the top.
It came out of nowhere.
- It was like, "Ah, it's here!" - Yeah.
- I don't think you can come up with a diameter. - A diameter?
- Mr. Endo, I don't think you can come up with a diameter.
- I don't think you can come up with a diameter. - That's not good!
- Let's go with a diameter. - The area of a diameter.
Can you answer the formula that gives you the area of a diameter?
I don't know much about a diameter.
- What does a diameter look like? - That's good.
- Yeah, but...
If you say you don't know much about a diameter, it's over for you.
- I don't think you can come up with a diameter. - I don't think you can come up with a diameter.
This is impossible.
The bottom times the height is three.
It's high!
The height is high!
What happens if I say it again?
Speaking of Natsume Soseki's representative work, "Rashomon", "Night of the Galactic Railroad", and "Answer me one more thing", and when I say "except you", "No, wait a minute, in the first place", I want you to say it.
No, I didn't say it, I just accepted it.
"Night of the Galactic Railroad", "you", I've already said it, what's the last one?
I see, I see, I see.
The creation is Natsume Soseki's representative work, "Night of the Galactic Railroad", "Rashomon", "Can you say one more thing?"
At least...
You said "Rashomon" earlier, didn't you?
"Except you", "Answer me one more thing", "At least Natsume Soseki"
"Night of the Galactic Railroad", "Rashomon", "Anything else?"
No, no, hang in there.
What was it?
What is he thinking about now?
Is it about "Rashomon"?
Ask him.
I can't do it anymore.
I am a cat.
Thank you.
It's about Natsume Soseki, isn't it?
Natsume Soseki...
Night of the Galactic Railroad
I am a cat, Mocchan. Am I right?
"Am I right?" you say.
"Night of the Galactic Railroad" is running.
It doesn't stop.
There is no terminal station.
Thank you.
You drank water.
Shall we move on to ordinary questions?
Ordinary questions...
What is the most abnormal play you have ever done?
This is kind of like a bonus chance.
I don't know if you know it or not.
What is the most abnormal play you have ever done?
You are laughing.
We both wore full-face cameras of our motorcycles and did that.
He is blue.
We both wore full-face cameras of our motorcycles and did that.
This is the world's sixth continent.
What do you think about it?
I think it is a little early.
First of all, it is a southern continent.
Let me put it this way.
Let's say all continents of the earth.
That's right.
Can your imagination say all continents of the world?
Eurasia.
You are saying it from a big place.
Africa.
Southern continent.
Oceania continent.
America continent.
Brazil continent.
Eurasia continent.
Antarctic continent.
Africa continent.
This is more relevant.
Oceania? Oceania continent?
Why is it like that?
America continent or Brazil continent?
Why Brazil?!
That's a big image.
It's quite small.
Five continents.
It's so small.
It's gross.
This is amazing.
What do you think of number 12 in science?
It answers all five senses that humans have.
Can images answer all five senses that humans have?
I said "five", didn't I?
Texture.
"Texture"?
"Texture" is "five senses", right?
I said "this texture".
"Sixth sense".
"Sixth sense" you said?
"Five senses" you said!
"Texture", "texture"...
You can't get "texture" wrong.
"Sense of pain", "sense of pain".
I've never heard of it.
"Five senses", "sense of pain", "sixth sense"...
Hmm...
"Fourth sense", "fourth sense"...
Scary...
"Fourth sense" is scary, isn't it?
"Ultra-sense", "ultra-sense"...
"Ultra-sense"?
"Ultra-sense" you said!
You can say "ultra-sense"!
If you say "ultra-sense", is it still "ultra- sense"?
I think it was "ultra-sense".
Huh?
I think it was "ultra-sense".
"Ultra-sense" you said...
Wow!
I didn't think it was "ultra-sense".
Can you say "ultra-courage"?
What? What do you mean?
"Ultra-courage"?
I think you can say it.
Well, it doesn't matter if you use it or not.
Shall we let him say it?
Yes.
"Ultra-courage" can be said by all members of "ultra-courage".
Monkey...
Huh?
Is that how you say it?
Pig...
Is that how you say it?
Horse...
Monkey, pig...
Monkey, pig, horse...
No, no.
I think you're right, but...
That's not how you say it.
We all have our own names.
Ama.
It's just that Natsume-san happened to overdo it.
What kind of story is it?
Listen and tell us your bravest story.
Tell us your bravest story.
Story...
Well, monkeys and...
Monkeys?
Peppers and pigs and...
a woman with a skinhead.
That's enough.
That's the basic story.
What?
You get involved in sampling and stuff like that.
But if you overdo it,
the woman with the skinhead will know who you are.
Does she know your name?
What kind of story is it?
I don't know. I've never seen it.
I see. That's amazing.
Good work.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
What? What is this?
Isn't it "Hyaku no Kutsu"?
No, it's not.
What did you think was strange about it?
It wasn't strange, but...
I thought it would be like this this time.
But when I talked to the staff, they said there were a lot of difficult problems.
It's not that difficult, though.
"Saiyunki" was amazing.
Don't you know their names?
"Saiyunki" and "Sakai Masayuki", right?
That's the name of the actor.
But it's a TV show.
Don't say things like that.
I don't usually say things like that.
I've never said "monkey" or "pig" like that.
It's a story about a monkey, a pig, and a hippo.
You're exaggerating.
Well, well, well...
But the name...
What was the name?
It's not in the form anymore.
It's not bad anymore.
"Dragon Ball".
"Dragon Ball"?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's still like that.
"Goku"?
Yes, yes, yes.
"Songoku"?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, is that so?
Huh?
"Songoku"...
"Saiyunki" is a little...
I don't know it.
You know it a lot, though.
You know it, though.
My recommendation is "Mannaka".
"Mannaka"...
I don't like it.
What's that?
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