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I want to know more about Tetsuro Degawa.
Quiz!
100 things about Tetsuro Degawa.
Comedy entertainer Tetsuro Degawa!
Hey!
Nowadays, no matter what or how, he is a very popular entertainer.
Tonight, we will find out what he usually looks like!
Question one.
What is Degawa's charm point?
- I don't know. - I don't know either.
I think I know this one.
The answer is...
- His voice. - His voice.
- His voice, right?
- Is it his charm? - No, it's not his charm.
Here is the answer.
What is Degawa's charm point?
Charm point?
Oh, this form!
- So it's "taikei" - "Taikei"
- "Tai" means "head". - Yes.
- It should be a little more... - Like a pinpoint...
- Like a pinpoint. I want it to be like that. - Yes.
What does Degawa think that can't live without?
- Oh, I think I know what it is. - Oh, I like Degawa-san.
- Huh? "kore deshou" (this is it, right?) - I don't know "kore deshou" itself.
- I'd say it's... - I'd say it's...
- I don't know it at all! - I don't know it at all!
The answer is...
- Oh, look! - Oh, look!
- It's cola! - Yes.
- You like cola, don't you? - I don't know it at all!
- Oh, good for you. - I don't know it at all, Degawa-san.
- Oh, it's famous! - It's pretty famous.
- Then, here's the correct answer. - It's pretty famous.
What does Degawa think that can't live without?
Well...
Mayonnaise and cola.
- Don't say it! - Just one!
- Just one!
- Is it okay? - This is a bit too much!
- Then, ask me which one it is. - Yes, which one it is.
- Which one is it? - Which one is it?
Well, I can't answer it.
- You can't answer it. - Mayonnaise and cola are about the same.
- It's over. - It's over.
- Delete it! Delete it! - What's up with you?
- What's up with you, Mr. Policeman? - What's up with you, Mr. Policeman?
- You said it, didn't you? - I said it, didn't I?
- I don't know it, either. - Why do you say it like that?
- This is cruel. - I really don't know it.
What is Degawa's most stressful moment?
Well...
The answer is open!
Yeah...
He's going to call me "favorites"
When I get home, I'm going to get called "favorites" by Degawa-san and his wife.
Do you know that kind of information?
No, I know a lot about it.
I know the most about it.
We did a concert together when we were young.
I don't think Degawa-san needs it.
No, no, no...
I think about whether I'm going to do a good job today.
Speaking of which, what's with your toothbrushing?
Isn't toothbrushing annoying? I hate it, too.
"Me, too"?
He hasn't said it yet.
I'll do my best if it ends today, but I don't feel like doing it tomorrow, either.
Oh, really?
I guess it's your problem.
Let's hear it.
Here's the correct answer.
When editing cuts me off.
Nobody gets it right!
What?
Nobody gets it right at all!
That's weird.
How many seconds does it take for you to read 'Momotaro,' the old story?
How many seconds?
Once you bite it...
You're going to bite it, right?
Of course I'm going to bite it.
Here's the correct answer!
Yama-chan, you're fast!
I think it's going to pressure you if you bite it.
You're licking it!
It's an old story!
You're licking it!
I'm not licking it!
Here's the correct answer!
Please read Momotaro.
- Yeah, I shouldn't say anything weird. - Yeah.
I'm scared.
There's nothing to be scared of!
You've been fooled so many times!
- I've got food sickness. - Ready...
- Start! - What do you mean, "hurry up"?
In an old village, an old man and... an old man and...
No, no, no!
Yeah, but...
Why didn't you tell me to read it quickly?!
- Yama-chan, it's a shame. - Yeah.
- This is the correct answer. - Yeah, well...
What is Degawa's favorite movie?
- I've heard of it before! - No way! - Yes.
I know!
Isn't it "Sumireko"?
- I knew it! - The answer is...
"Sumireko".
- Oh... - Huh?
- "Back to the Future" is in it. - Right?
- "One" and "Two". - I chose "Two".
- Is it possible? - It's either one of them, right?
- It's not possible. - It's not written "Two" here.
- It's probably "One", right? - But "One" is fine, right?
- No, Yamada-san, is it this one? - It's this one.
- He wanted to appear in this film and came into this world. - I see.
- I see, it's a film school. - That's right.
- Then, here is the correct answer.
- "Rome's Ninth Day".
- Are you serious? You're doing it on purpose, right? - What's with that sound?
- I've never heard of it! - Is it really a hip hop bar?
- Ask him if it's not "A Man Is Suffering". - Yes.
- Isn't it "A Man Is Suffering"?
- No, of course I like "A Man Is Suffering", but...
- I like romantic movies like "Rome's Ninth Day" and "Love Comedy" that I watched as a child.
- I've been saying "Rome's Ninth Day" for a long time.
- Well... I don't know...
- It can't be helped. - It can't be helped.
- Who do you think is the most manly of the five?
- Who is it? - This is...
- Manly, huh...
- I think it's okay.
- The answer is...
- Is it? - I think it's Matsumoto-san.
- He's stubborn, isn't he?
- I don't know whether you know it or not, but... - I think it's Matsumoto-san.
- But I'm picky about food.
- Where are you picky about food? Tell me where you are picky about food!
- Then, here is the correct answer!
- I think it's Matsumoto-san. - Finally, you got it right!
- I think it's Matsumoto-san.
- Why do you think it's Matsumoto-san?
- Of course, it's Hamada-san, but Matsumoto-san is a bossy person.
- Sometimes, he takes me out for drinks.
- First of all, Hamaki... How do you say "Hamaki" in English?
- Oh, it's "cigar bar". - Yes.
- When there is an entertainer around him, Matsumoto-san...
- He really...
- And there are quite a lot of famous entertainers around him. - He's scary!
- At that moment, when I was looking at him from a distance, I thought, "Ah, it's Godfather." - It's true, it's Godfather.
- He's really like a boss. He's really like Godfather of the comedy world.
- I think Matsumoto-san has climbed up to that level. - I see, I see.
- You've figured it out, haven't you? - Yes.
- Alright, I finally got it right. - You finally got it right!
- Even after that, he continues to ask questions, but... - Hey, Satomi Nishihara-chan!
- You really don't know anything about comedy, do you? - I drink Yakult.
- You said you wanted a cola earlier! - You said you wanted a cola earlier!
- He can't seem to figure out his answer. - Go ahead, go ahead.
- What do you mean? - This is where Ryu-chan welcomes me, right?
- Unfortunately, their predictions are betrayed! - Racer...
- I haven't seen you in a while, but you look like a fake.
- Was that your name? - Was that your name?
- Were you trying to get that name? - Then ask me if it's real!
- Just in case... - Is Degawa-san real?
- Is he real? - He's real.
- I'm sorry, but is this a question? What was that just now?
- I think it's the next question. - He's real.
- After being taught a lot of hardship, after 26 questions, can this man understand anything?!
- If Degawa were to go for a drive, where would he go?
- I don't know at all. - Isn't that the question?
Is it okay for me to be so bad?
The answer is...
It's a little weird, but...
Bay Bridge?
I don't know what "Bay Bridge Drive" means at all.
I know what "Odaiba" means, but...
It's "Watarudake", isn't it?
Come on, Mr. Degawa, come to Bay Bridge.
Let's see how Mr. Degawa will get it right.
Here is the correct answer.
It's "Shonan".
Is it wrong?
Is "Enoshi" wrong, too?
It's "Enoshi", isn't it?
I can't get used to it if you don't say it.
Who is Mr. Degawa's most respected person?
Who is it?
I see.
Most people don't have this question.
I should have thought about it.
I don't think I can go any further than this.
The answer is...
I see.
It's not "Helen Keller", is it?
I think it's "Helen Keller" for everyone.
Everyone is in the top five.
I'm not in the top five.
You're not in the top five?
I'm not in the top five. I'm sorry.
You're in the top ten?
I'm in the top one hundred.
Are you serious?
Learn about Helen Keller!
She's amazing!
I'm sorry.
Should I say it?
I wonder if Mr. Degawa will say it.
I don't know, but...
Here is the correct answer.
Yazawa Station.
Really?
I didn't have any image of music.
It can't be helped.
What does the English word "justice" mean?
This is...
I think I know.
There is a possibility that you will say the correct answer.
I see.
I don't know if I can say the correct answer.
I knew it!
Here is the correct answer.
I think it's the same.
Yes, it's the same.
I see.
"Justice".
I think he will say "justice".
"Justice"?
"Justice".
It's like...
I don't know, but...
Here is the correct answer.
Please turn over a piece of paper.
I think you will say the correct answer.
Please tell me the meaning of the English word.
"Justice"?
He said it.
"Just the right size"?
I knew it!
I knew it! It feels good!
He said "just".
It feels good!
He said "justice"!
If you had a month off, what would you do?
I really don't know.
What would I do?
"Justice"?
Here is the correct answer.
Hamamatsu-san, you can't do that.
Why?
Because of the location.
That's right!
I don't know!
Sometimes you have to go to different places.
Even if it's only for a month.
I'm already saying Guam.
You're limiting yourself.
It stinks!
What a time lag.
It's been a while.
Hawaii! Hawaii!
I'm starting to feel it.
Here is the correct answer.
There's not even one.
Traveling abroad.
Location. Location. Location.
Let's ask. Let's ask.
Where do you go?
Where do you think it is?
Like Cuba.
If you have a month, you can go all over the world.
You can go all over the world.
I was right.
Cuba?
I'm glad you're limiting yourself.
You're right.
I was right.
Cuba?
You went to Cuba first.
If Degawa were to say a bad word about downtown, what would you say?
I think it's something about Hamadai.
I think so, too.
But it's like this.
The answer is open!
Bad mouth, right?
Yes.
It's scary, isn't it?
What does "chibi" mean?
Chibi...
Zestian hasn't told me about it, but...
Mr. Degas...
Bad mouth...
Yes.
Disgusting...
Yes.
I'm addicted to all of them, you know.
Then, here is the correct answer!
Please say Mr. Downtown's bad mouth to the camera.
What? Bad mouth?
Yes.
You guys have no sense of humor!
I see.
Wow!
You guys are so funny!
Wow!
I don't want to be fooled by such a thing.
You guys are so funny!
It was a pleasant answer, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
It was like...
It was right in the middle of it.
Mr. Degas...
If you could be reborn...
Who would you like to be?
Who would I like to be?
What could he say?
That's right.
Well...
I'm not sure where it would go.
Here...
Seriously...
Let's find a more delicate way of laughing.
I don't know. No one will know.
Here is the correct answer.
Ito Tomohito Toshio of Yakult Sorrows.
I don't know!
How can you say that?
I think you should wear something funny.
Right?
LINE was good, but...
Kazushi was good, too.
When you take off your clothes...
I think you can leave it as it is.
The answer is...
In the bath.
Yes.
When you are watching your own video.
When you stretch out and take off your clothes.
Yes.
I think it's in the middle.
For me...
When I drink Yakult...
What if I drink Coke here?
The possibility of Coke here...
I was a little worried about it.
It's not impossible.
I think I'll drink Coke here.
Here is the correct answer.
Of course, it's when you shoot in a studio or a location and get a big applause.
Yes.
There is nothing better than this.
What?
Yes.
What?
This is your own VTR.
Is this correct?
VTR of when you got a big explosion in the studio.
Isn't it okay when you received it?
That's right. It's okay when you received it.
That's not it. Kazushige's...
That's a big one.
That's not it.
I'm sorry about that. I don't know what to say.
Then, without that...
Please.
This is not it.
Right? It's too sweet, right?
It can't be helped.
That's right.
It can't be helped.
I want you to say you received it.
That's right.
It's killing me.
What is your first impression of Hamada of Degama?
What does it mean?
Does it mean it's very old?
That's right. It's your first impression.
Well, this is...
Simply...
Answer, open!
That's right. It's scary.
Isn't it like that?
You have to judge it in more detail.
I thought I was going to be hit all of a sudden.
I'm making sure of it.
I see.
But I think you'll say it.
No, it's scary.
I think you'll say it in words.
Then, here is the correct answer.
What is your first impression of Hamada of Degama?
When I was watching TV, I had a scary impression.
I felt like I was watching TV.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary.
You said the word, didn't you?
Yes, I said it.
I wonder if it's been talked about yet.
How many seconds does Degama get his nose stuck in a crayfish?
How many seconds does it get his nose stuck in a crayfish?
Answer open!
It happens sometimes, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
Oh, I see.
Yes, it does.
It's not a must.
I see.
Two seconds?
No, it's very quick.
No, really, it's very quick.
It's a must.
Now, here's the correct answer.
How many seconds does a crocodile pinch its nose?
You're asking me?
Can I hold it?
Yes, please.
He's amazing.
He's very energetic.
He's like a high-five.
He's very energetic.
It's already pinched.
It's scary.
It's probably quick.
It's very quick.
Here we go.
Ready, start!
I can't do it.
Ouch!
It's quick!
It's already pinched.
Ouch!
It's already pinched.
Yamada-chan, you're amazing!
As expected of you!
Are you serious?!
As expected of you, Osei-san!
Do you have your own technique?
I'd like to talk about the condition of a crocodile.
It pinches its nose as soon as it pinches you.
Even Saito Takumi can do it in two seconds.
Anyone can do it in two seconds.
Are crocodiles always quick?
It depends on the crocodile.
Today's crocodile is very good.
He's good.
Is that so?
It's different from a professional.
It's up to you.
It's up to him.
He's good.
Next week...
It's like Yoshimoto-san. It's pinched.
It's pinched.
Tetsuro Degawa's "Crocodile" Summary Edition!
Start!
The difficulty of the question has increased!
Do you want me to ask you for your phone number?
Stop it!
I won't!
Is it here?
Unexpected responses!
What's this?
Who will win?
Sing "Single Bed" and everyone will dance "Cheek Time".
That's what happened.
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