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High tension the best at home!
High tension the best that shows the ultimate high tension game with what you have at home!
There is no pattern at all!
Among 297 people who applied and voted for this game, it is selected as one of the best high tension games for young entertainers!
Let me tell you the 5th place of this week!
411 points! My handmade mask!
Congratulations!
Isn't it your first time?
Yes, it's my first time.
It's my first time to win 5th place.
Your bag and everything is white, so it looks a little sappy.
My wife told me not to show anything else than this.
I'm sorry about that.
That's right.
What was it like working during your self- restraint period?
With my little brother, Asei, we do a new work manzai every day on Instagram.
Is that a PR for Kyoto?
Stop it, Matsumoto-san.
Is it a PR for Kyoto?
Stop it. The public has forgotten about it.
Is it a PR for Kyoto?
I didn't get it!
What is a PR for Kyoto?
I didn't get it! Stop it!
I get it now. I'm sorry.
He got something, right?
No, I didn't get it.
Then, when we're cheering for each other, let's play a short video.
Stop it!
I got 1 tweet and 1 million yen from Yoshimoto.
This week's 5th place.
My handmade mask made of my own wood.
This is my handmade mask!
This is it!
Isn't it cute?
I'm wearing my wife's underwear!
My wife's underwear!
There's a ribbon here! Isn't it cute?
My wife's underwear!
It's a mask!
Thank you, my wife!
I didn't pay you!
I didn't pay you at all!
I'm making money with this, but you didn't pay me at all!
You don't look at me anymore!
Don't laugh, my wife! Thank you!
It's all thanks to my wife's underwear!
Thank you!
I'm going to show my wife my gratitude!
Thank you, my wife!
You're the worst!
She finally laughed!
The director is safe and sound now!
Thank you!
It's all thanks to Downtown!
It's all thanks to my wife's underwear!
Thank you!
It's all thanks to my wife's underwear!
Thank you!
I told you not to show me your room, but you said you were okay with my underwear!
What is this?
Am I the only one who doesn't like this?
I've been looking for it for a long time!
It's because you made a joke about it!
Let's go back to the announcement of the best points!
The 4th place of this week is...
554 points!
I love Tashi-san!
Tom Brown!
Congratulations!
I hate her.
She clearly says she hates you.
Well, everyone likes it or hates it.
I can't help it.
What is this?
It's not a hotel, is it?
It's an apartment.
Is it an apartment?
Do you have a bath?
It's been 50 years.
I have a bath.
How many tatami mats do you have?
Four and a half tatami mats.
What?
If you make 90,000 yen, you can get a bigger place.
I didn't get it at all.
What?
It's like nonfiction.
I didn't get it at all.
It's like nonfiction.
According to staff information, there is a woman who calls you on lonely nights.
I don't believe you.
Who is she?
I love Philippine pubs.
Philippine pubs?
There is a 32-year-old woman named Erica there.
Are you dating her?
No, we're not dating at all.
We went to a pub and got along well.
I called her a couple of times during my self- restraint period.
She laughed a lot at my self-restraint jokes.
When I said on the phone that my face looked like a firefly, she laughed a lot.
I don't have anything yet, but I hope I can do erotic things someday.
What are you talking about?
That's why I'm talking to you like this.
It's been a long time.
Let's move on to the fourth place of this week.
I love Tashizan in 'Tom Brown Road'.
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What in the world is that?
So much soap.
It's smooth.
Stay home!
Thank you!
Now then, Bosco!
Before announcing the 3rd place, this week's spot light!
Wada Manjuu san
You can do anything you want
But he was ranked 27th
Nelson's Wada Manjuu san
Congratulations
I thought you were Kinoshita san of TKO
Kinoshita san
Manjuu san, you seem to be good at something
Can you show me?
Can I?
Manjuu san
Yes
You said you were good at something
It's down jacket
White from top
Red
There are red, purple, green and blue
I see
If you choose one color, I will take it off without using my hands
I see
It looks difficult
How about the most difficult purple?
Purple looks difficult
Yes
Then purple
I will do it
No
It's down
Please do it again
What is it?
Except blue
Why can't you do it?
It's the most difficult one!
This week, 27th,
at Nelson's Wada Manjū,
If you have spirit, you can do anything!
I'll put my glasses in the hot water!
Alright, I'll do it!
Let's go, let's go!
I'll take it!
Alright, it's hot!
Damn!
I can do it, I can do it!
His voice is coming out!
I can do it!
Alright, it's hot!
Damn, damn, damn!
I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it!
I can do it!
Damn, damn!
Which one is it?!
Thank you very much!
Manjū-san, even if you do something spontaneously,
it might not be that funny.
What are you saying?!
Alright, next up is the spotlight,
let's have 3 comedians appear!
Here they are!
This week, we might have been too scared, but we ranked 19th!
It's Mr. Ijiri Okada!
Thank you for having me!
You've been a comedian for a long time.
Ijiri, you're here?
Ijiri, how long have you been a comedian?
33 years.
You haven't changed that much.
Ijiri, what about you? Is it hard?
Since March, I haven't been working on events.
I see.
I used to work on contracts a lot.
But I don't do that anymore.
I haven't been able to use a iron plate as a contract.
I don't like that. I want to do it.
You want to do it.
Then, can we have you do it?
No, no. But this isn't a contract.
No, no.
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
You said you'd definitely accept a contract old man.
I really don't like it.
Then, let's go!
This week, we might have been too scared, but we ranked 19th!
Hey!
Suhashi Baba!
Hey!
Dore Baba!
I'm scared!
Answer me!
I don't care!
This way!
Yes!
Hey!
How do you like it, daddy?
But I like it!
Watch out! Watch out! You'll cut your tongue!
This way!
Yes!
Which way?
But I like it!
This way!
Thank you very much!
Lastly, could you show us how you do it?
Yes, I can do it.
Can I do it?
Yes, you can.
Okay, I got it.
Let's do it!
Seriously?
Let's do it!
You can't touch your wife's nipples!
This is hell!
Among 297 applicants,
unfortunately,
we missed out on the best 10.
Let me introduce you to the entertainers
who were just ranked in!
Tomino, Jaraiho,
Tom Brown,
Munokawa Hiroki,
Oh, oh, oh.
What a balance.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh.
I loved you. I loved you. I loved you. I loved you.
Even when I was right-handed, I loved you. I loved you.
I longed for a good time, and I exposed myself to the world of comedy.
I changed my abandoned high tension and waited for it.
It's 30. It was too late.
I want to eat something more delicious!
I want to eat something really, really good!
I want to eat something really good!
Ah!
Ah! I want to eat something more delicious!
I want to eat something more delicious!
Wow, you're exhausted.
Wow.
You're exhausted. Thank you for your hard work.
Wow.
Now, let's announce the top three.
The third place of this week is...
712 points!
2020 Hamada Masato show
Kokoriko Endo show zone
Congratulations!
It's a new house
He looks cool
What a nice smile
He came down from the stairs
This is Endo san's new house
It's still under construction
Yes, it's been about a year
I've never been there but I've never been to Hamada san's house
I've only been there once
I had a lot of fun
Thank you
What are you doing now?
I'm with my wife next door
Are you Chiaki?
No, I'm Masami
Look at your wife and look at her eyes
Are you Chiaki?
Wait a minute
What do you want me to do?
Wait a minute
Stop it
Are you Lily?
I heard you have something you want to do remotely
When I come out, Hamada san does Kokoriko with his nipples
There is a pattern
I thought I could do it remotely
Why don't you touch your wife's nipples?
To my wife?
Masami!
I'm in a hurry
Can you do me a favor?
Just show me your hand
I'm sorry my wife
Can you do me a favor and say "stop it" like I did?
Okay, I'll do you a favor
Endo san, how do you like it today?
I'm in 3rd place
I can't believe I'm in 3rd place
Stop it!
I can't believe my son is watching me
I'm sorry
Go away
My son came to see you
This week's 3rd place
Endo Kogoriko's portrait
Hamada Masato's portrait
Does it matter?
Of course it does!
The bicycle you gave me
The bicycle you gave me at the New Year's party
Insurance registration okay
I insured it two days ago
I haven't used it even once
I'm going to ride this bicycle
I'm going to run
You're not going to ride it?
I can walk on my knees and on my feet
Okay!
I like that move
You're right
I'm going to run
Thank you very much!
Can you touch his neck one more time?
I was wondering if there was any space.
How much space is there?
It's like hell.
You two are fighting.
Next, the second place of this week is...
896 points.
I'm doing fine at home.
Plus or minus, Yoshimoto Iwashi.
Congratulations on your second place!
Iwashi is in second place!
It's been nine years and you're in second place for the second time!
That's right!
I didn't think I'd be in second place.
What did you think?
That's right! I thought I'd be in sixth place!
Sixth place!
I was surprised. Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
Um...
I'm sorry. I can't do it anymore.
I can't do it anymore. Wait a minute.
Did you see the weirdo again?
Oh, here it is.
Here it is!
This week's second place goes to...
Plus or minus, Yoshimoto Iwashi.
I'm doing fine at home.
Oh, you've got a lot of laundry.
And if you leave the oil in...
From the old people...
You're wearing it.
Again?
You're wearing it for three people?
You're wearing it for three people, too?
See, you're wearing it.
You're wearing it for three people.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
You're wearing it!
That's not it.
You're wearing it! You're wearing it!
That's not it.
You're wearing it!
There's social distance!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Who is the first place?
Let's announce it!
This week's first place is...
971 points!
God's, thunder's, god's presentation!
"Moonlight Reincarnation"!
Congratulations!
Hello?
It's Osaka, isn't it?
Is it muted?
It's muted, isn't it?
It's the worst.
Yes!
Wait a minute.
Are you home alone now?
No, well, I have a daughter, but I also have a son, a seven-year-old son.
You're so cheeky, aren't you?
I'm curious because you're touching your armpits again.
I can't help it. It comes out.
It comes out.
My armpit sweat doesn't smell.
Then let's go!
You're going to do it, aren't you?
This week's first!
Moonlight Reincarnation!
God's, thunder's, god's presentation!
For fortune-telling training, I stayed in Kisosan for 52 years.
Today, I'm going to fortune-tell downtown Hamada Masato and Matsumoto Ito.
Either of them will become great misfortune from now on and either of them will fall to the ground!
God's, thunder's, god's presentation!
It's better for you to fall!
If you fall here, Matsumoto Ito will become great misfortune.
If you fall in this river, Hamada Masato and Matsumoto Ito will become great misfortune and either of them will fall to the ground!
God's, thunder's, god's presentation!
Fortune-telling! Fortune-telling!
Butt! Butt, make it soft! Fortune-telling! Fortune-telling!
No! I think I know what it is!
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