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High Tension, the Best Ten!
A stage where entertainers raise their tension to the extreme and show off their ultimate talent!
Tonight's guest is...
At home, at a convenience store!
Thank you for having me!
At home, at a convenience store!
We always do "High Tension, the Best Tempo"
Do you want to do it?
Well, even if you say "home"
I'm sure you're all "shakuya"
What's wrong with you?
Well, my job has changed a little
Yes, yes, that's right
In this situation
Yes
Well, I want to give comedians a chance to appear on TV
Yes, yes, you're "shakuya"
No, no, no
Yes, yes, that's right
We contacted various agencies
Yes, yes, yes
And 297 comedians have entered the industry
Yes
We can't even afford electricity bills
Yes
Well, today
No, I'm talking nonsense
Today, we have comedians who have passed the limited- time VTR screening
Yes
And we have broadcasts
Yes
Today, we have people who haven't been able to stay in water for long
And now that the staff's movement is restricted
It is not possible to prepare equipment or small tools
Therefore, we will use what we have at home and what we can buy at supermarkets and convenience stores
And show our high tension
Well
Please prepare it yourself
Oh, I see
That's why you have such a good sense
Oh, you're right
You can see such a dazzling sparkle
Let's move on to the ranking
Yes
This week's 10th place is
With 51 points
Dear Amamie, for the world
Kogoriko Tanaka Naoki
Oh, Tanaka-san
Yes
As always, you are in the 10th place
Yes
On the contrary, I think it's a great sense of stability
That you will definitely keep this rank
What?
Um...
Hey, senpai, say something!
Where do you live now?
I live in the living room.
Is it a dormitory?
No, it's not a dormitory. I have a bad mouth all the time.
It's not a dormitory, is it?
Comedians, it's not a dormitory!
How about you, Tanaka-san? What have you been doing during this self-restraint period?
Once again, I reviewed the past contents of "Gaki no Tsukai" on Hulu.
You've been doing it all the time, haven't you?
I've noticed it.
This show is pretty interesting.
Shut up!
Well, let's get started!
But, Hamano-san!
This time, all the comedians have taken a VTR in advance.
We'd like you to watch it now.
Got it.
This week's 10th place goes to...
Amabie-sama in "Kogoriko Tanaka Naoki".
"For the world"...
Did you get this when you were alone?
I wonder...
I'm sure you have a son.
He should be louder.
Well, he's a little careful.
He's careful, isn't he?
No, no, he should be louder.
In front of the neighborhood?
I think this is the limit of housing demand in Japan.
I think so, too.
I can't speak at all.
That's right.
I can't speak at all.
Thank you very much!
Are you high-spirited?
Of course, I was going to raise my tension.
When I was on standby, I met Koichi's son for the first time.
Let's move on.
The ninth place of this week is...
88 points!
Stay-home-and-break-it-man!
Seiya Shimofuri Myojo!
Congratulations!
Seiya-san, it's your first appearance, isn't it?
It's my first appearance.
Where are you sitting now?
This is the living room.
This is the only place where I can relax in the afternoon.
Is that so?
Mr. Tagaka, did you see it?
It's a one-yen coin.
Here you go.
Oh, this is...
Regardless of the radio waves, there's a lot of air coming in.
That's right, that's right.
It's like you're asking for help with the radio waves.
Oh, the radio waves!
That's right.
Thank you for the radio waves!
However, Mr. Masumoto,
during this stay-at-home period of time, it seems like you've acquired some special skills.
That's right.
In my house, I've been training to look like a corporal.
In training.
I've been putting the ball in this small space of my house and putting it on my head like an extreme game.
I'm going to say what I think is the most attractive thing about you, Mr. Downtown!
That's amazing.
Wow, that's amazing.
What's that?
Is it material?
Material...
It's material.
It might be better if you do it for me.
Here I go!
Okay!
Is it really done or not?
Oh, it's done, it's done.
It's done.
Oh, that's amazing.
What's attractive about you, Mr. Downtown?!
My voice cracked a little and I don't know what's going on.
It went like, "dada dada dada!"
Both of you were so cute. It was a big laughter gag.
Wow.
What's that? That's amazing.
Do it remotely and be about ten times nicer than usual.
No, no, it's like that, but...
No matter what...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Now, the ninth place of this week!
The old man who broke his stay home at a repair shop!
Old man who broke his stay home at a repair shop!
100, cow hair, 111, right, circle, city hall, ward office, flower, flower, flower, flower water, ahotare, regret, ramen, Kanagawa, Kanagawa , Kanagawa, memorial, eight circles, bush, president, Lindbergh, Smilberg, New Year, Commemoration, Sennen, Cardin, Dictionary , Rip, Announcement, Inspection, Mua, Din,
Dot, inspection, dot, hot air, squishy, squishy, squishy, squishy, hot, I'm home, bonus!
House dust is dancing! House dust is dancing! House dust! House dust!
It's getting better and better in the second half.
Yes, yes! I'm a young man who has been to my brother and sister 500 times!
I'm a neighbor who is busy with his business and always has a song in his head!
Thief!
Yes! Thank you very much!
That's it!
The second half was good!
Yes, but I think the second half was really good!
Thank you very much!
However, I thought you were louder in the first half!
Yes! That was my limit in the second half!
Mr. Hanaka!
Yes!
How did you feel watching that?
I'm also in the second half, but I thought it was okay to speak out so much!
Let's move on!
This week's 8th place is!
136 points!
The category award goes to...
Mr. Koumoto, 11th place!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Thank you for having me!
Speaking of your home...
Does anyone live in your home?
Now I have a wife, a son and a daughter.
That's a lot of people!
Did you gather all of them?
That's a lot of people, isn't it?
Yes, we gathered all of them.
We don't laugh so much that we don't have any problems.
Speaking of which, I heard that your son took care of the high tension this time.
Oh, thank you!
Also, people in 10th and 9th place have low voices and low tension.
As a setagaya group, we will definitely show you how much we can do in setagaya.
Let me tell you how to relieve stiff shoulders in this week's 8th place, Koumo and 11th place.
Recently...
My stiff shoulders are terrible and I'm in trouble.
Speaking of which...
Are you okay now?
Let's fix your stiff shoulders!
It's starting!
First of all, in order to fix your stiff shoulders...
Move your shoulders a lot!
You're good at it, aren't you?
In other words, it's easy for you to do it.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I found a way to solve it!
Come over here!
Eh?
There's movement!
Come over here!
It's moving! It's moving!
Come over here!
kitchen
I must do the dishes!
bathroom
Come over here!
Bathroom, kids and teachers
Your neck hurts?
Isn't it fine to go in the bath?
Your son is taking the son
Thank you very much
Thank you
It was great, Mr. Gomoto
But your son didn't laugh at all during the shooting
Yes
It's getting better
What did you do, Mr. Gomoto?
I'm getting sad now
I'm trying hard but no one is laughing
That's right
Let's move on
Today's 7th place is
253 points, 27 patterns
Myojo Shimomori and Soshida
Congratulations
Soshida
Is it different?
I thought the curtain and Seiya san had the same color
Is it different?
It might be similar
It's similar, right?
It's similar
The fan and Seiya san's house have the same design
You copied it!
Soshino san!
You were scared, weren't you?
What about you, Shimao? You work less, don't you?
I work remotely like this
On the contrary, I don't meet people at all
I see
Recently, I went to the studio for the first time in a while and recorded a face-to-face meeting with the cast
It was last week's Downtown Deluxe
Oh, that was it!
Two people from Downtown told me not to say hello at school
Yes, yes, yes
Matsumoto san was sitting in the front room and I was there
Oh, yes
I was wearing an emerald green suit
Yes, I remember
Matsumoto san said to me, "What color is it?"
What color is your suit?
Yes, yes
I couldn't think straight and said, "No, no, no, no, it's fine, isn't it?"
Matsumoto san gave me a laugh that I've never seen before
Thank you very much
I'm sorry
I know you didn't say it to Okamoto, but could you say it to Nakamura Soutan?
Is it okay for me to say it now?
Nakamura Soutan is the next best
Did you see their high tension?
I saw it!
Can I say it's vulgar?
I see!
No matter where I go, I feel like I'm in Setagaya
What do you mean?
I was high-tensioned like a port
This week's 7th place, Shimafuri Myoujo Soshina with 27 patterns
Shimafuri Myoujo Soshina with 27 patterns
Here it is
I don't like this music
How long have you been wearing it?
It's been a while since we did it
No patterns at all
No no no no
No patterns at all
Thank you very much
Thank you
How did you like it?
Well…
Not really
It's been a while
Out of 297 candidates, only a few entertainers are left
Coming up, "Best 10"
Entertainer's job is secret
He is in charge of "mid-bokeh" as a trio entertainer
Super size win, Kouka Dandaoya
I'm curious about the back seat
This is a kitchen in a bar
I'm glad you brought her out
Wow she uses it a lot
It's dynamic
It's different from what we've seen
She's showing her silhouette
I see
It's different from inside and outside
Due to the new car, he has no job
The only thing he got was a delivery car
6 years of experience, Asuma
Asuma
It's spacious
Ouch!
She's doing it a lot
From a dancer to an entertainer
A man with a beautiful mind and soul
With his wife's help, he became a high tension man
10 years of experience, Kevin
Kevin
Mrs. Asuma
Sawada
Hawaiian
Kawaii
Like Hawaiian
Kawaii
Hawaiian
You shouldn't have said that.
No!
Not happy with his job,
He's been working for 50 years with these two machines.
He wants to pay his rent for 3 months with this TV character.
YOSHIMASU GORILLA
OK!
OK! OK! OK! OK!
This is going to be tough.
OK! OK! OK!
This is really crazy.
OK! OK! OK!
OK!
Wow.
My eyes hurt. My eyes hurt.
- Keep going. - It's still too high.
- Keep going. - I'm scared.
- He's panicking again. - Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
- Okay, okay, okay. - That hurts.
Okay!
- Let's do it! Okay! - I'm sorry, boss.
I'm sorry.
- Okay, okay. - I hate this.
- Are you serious?
- Are you serious, boss? - Okay, okay.
- Okay, okay, okay. - No, no, no.
- Okay, okay! - Keep going.
- I'm scared. - I can't do it!
That's it for "Almost Best Score"!
He said "almost," but it was actually pretty good!
- Everyone did pretty well. - Yeah!
Everyone did pretty well.
- That's true. - To be honest, I was like...
Oh, this is how you do it when you're in a good mood.
You're still learning!
This week's sixth place is...
389 points!
Is this really...
"Mofunnyo"?
"Tenjikunezumi"?
"Kawaragazumi"?!
Congratulations!
What is "bossunryo"?
It's Shirabakuren!
What?!
Are you really Shiba Inu?
Did you see other people's high tension?
I didn't see it
Oh really?
Sorry, I was spaced out
You're really "dead"
What did you do during your self-recovery period?
I drew pictures
Is that your hobby?
It's like "chobi-hige" but it's "chobini-ldk"
I have it!
No, you don't
Oh really?
It's like you're about to eat a kebab you grew up with
You have a lot of them
No, I don't
I spend all my time thinking of what I haven't drawn yet
I'm sorry
This week's sixth place is "tenjikunezumi" and "kawaragazumi"
Is this really "bossunryo"?
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
Okay! Take this!
Under the nose! Under the nose!
Above the lips!
From under the nose to above the lips,
in the middle of it,
here!
From here!
A little above this knee plate!
Up to here!
This width!
This width of the beam!
Beam!
Cat! Cat! Cat!
Cat ran away!
Okay!
Line up!
What are you doing?
The other way around!
Cat! Cat! Cat!
Cat!
Okay!
Line up!
Thank you very much!
The cat was surprised
because it was a different owner than usual, wasn't it?
That's right.
It was the first time for me to make such a loud noise at home.
Next week!
Hot!
High tension at home!
Final episode!
I'm using my wife's panties as they are!
I'm going to pay you!
No!
I'm going to pay you!
An unexpected situation!
What's going on?
A family joins in!
It's hell!
Who will be the winner of glory?
It's like a non-fiction story.
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