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In the first episode of "Useless Kids", we'll have nine people laugh at once and do remote slapping!
So, Masumoto san, what's going on this time?
I'm sure you're already familiar with it, but we're getting more and more people using remote.
I'm pretty much like that now.
I thought it'd be nice to use remote slapping today.
What kind of people are these people?
People who are said to be funny in foreign interviews.
Remote slapping is something that doesn't have an answer, so there are countless kinds of laughter for one slap.
I'm looking forward to it.
Now that you mention it, let's introduce who these nine people are.
Everyone!
These nine people?
You all look great.
Are you going to introduce yourselves?
Would you like me to introduce myself?
Let's start with Yama-chan.
I'm Tsukiteihousei, and I'm 32 years old.
I'm Kokoriko Endo, and I'm 29 years old.
I'm Tanaka Kokoriko, and I'm honored to be chosen for a remote slapping interview.
You said it with your tongue out, didn't you?
Are you okay?
Next up is Shinago Shoki, who is 25 years in the industry.
Next up is ...
Good morning! I'm Daihatsu, and I'm 20 years in the industry.
Goi goi, sir!
You're talking a lot, too.
You're amazing.
I don't talk much.
I think it's better for you to talk a lot.
That's right.
I think that's what industry is all about.
Thank you very much.
Next up is ...
Good morning!
I'm Otogi, and I'm 14 years in the industry.
Otogi-saka-chan!
You weren't chosen for a remote slapping interview.
I wasn't chosen for a remote slapping interview.
Thank you very much.
First of all, do you really need the following three?
This guy.
First of all, this guy.
Good morning!
I'm Fukuyama Masaharu!
I'm Fukuyama Mahanazu!
I'm getting sleepy.
You like it, don't you?
What are you talking about?
Zakun-shi has sung many songs, but he's also won the Japanese Grand Prix.
That's right.
I love big shows, so please look forward to it.
I'm Kojima Yoshida!
Yoshio has the image of a big eater.
No, I came to Tokyo to eat a big meal.
That big eater is me.
You can't be naked.
The last one is...
Thank you very much.
I'm Pansamogata.
Thank you very much.
I ate 10 pieces of chocolate for a big meal.
That's right.
Wait a minute.
That's right.
Wait a minute.
Will they challenge a remote big meal?
Here are the rules.
One person will announce the answer one by one.
Matsumoto will judge whether it's funny or not.
If it's not funny, the challenge is a failure.
If nine people clear in a row...
In that case, we'll give you 10,000 yen each.
That's great.
We'll help you.
That's great.
We don't have work.
Let's do our best.
I want to say one more thing.
If nine people clear in a row...
I'll simply hate you.
Wait a minute.
As a person, I won't clear in a row.
Let's do our best.
The time limit is one hour.
Let's go!
Matsumoto, please give us the first answer.
It's easy to think of.
How about this?
What is the key phrase that one person came up with?
Please give us the answer.
I think it's a good answer.
It's the first one.
It works.
The pen doesn't move.
That's not it.
The pen doesn't move because it's too much.
I see.
There are too many choices.
It's taking too much time to organize.
Is it because you're organizing it?
You're lying.
Write "tsuda".
Hurry up and write it.
The time has changed.
Let's give it a try.
Let's go.
Time's up!
Matsumoto, who wants to go first?
I'll introduce myself first.
Okay.
Let's start with Yama-chan.
What is the key phrase that one person came up with?
"Hassaku" (eight cards)
(Sound of a fart)
(Laughs)
Wait a minute, Mr. Honsei!
You can't get money for this!
What?!
When are you going to use it?!
When am I going to use it?!
If we get eight cards, we can use ten of them!
If we get eight cards, that's right!
But it's funny.
Does anyone think, "If I say it, it will work"?
Who?
No, no, that's fine.
Is it over?
It's not over yet.
Tanaka, Tanaka!
What was the line that changed your mind the most?
Get out of my way!
Either way, it was impossible.
It was too fast.
Wasn't it too fast?
Either way, it was impossible.
Only one! Only one!
I was very confident.
Who? Who? Go!
Zagosik? Zagosik?
May I?
What was the line that changed your mind the most?
Get out of my way!
Oh!
Okay!
He saw me.
I see.
It can't be helped.
Let's move on to the next topic!
Kappa RR!
What is the first topic?
Let's move on!
This is a good question.
Nobody doesn't know about kappa.
There are many characteristics of kappa.
Using those characteristics...
Mr. Mazuo, you don't write this comment right away.
I have a high IQ.
I can do it.
Time's up!
Mr. Mazuo, where do you want to start?
Where do you want me to start?
Mr. Hamada, you decide.
Mr. Tanaka finished his comment first.
Mr. Tanaka, you start.
What is the first topic of kappa rr?
To a miscellaneous person, you say something from above.
Hey!
You are strict!
Am I not allowed to say it?
You are strict!
Please let me say it.
Mr. Shouji, it's your turn.
What is the first topic of kappa rr?
In winter, you can grow hair.
Girls may not think so.
Wait a minute!
That's too fast!
Girls may not think so.
That's too fast!
It's not kappa rr, is it?
Mr. Hamada, what do you think?
It's not kappa rr, is it?
It's not, is it?
Otake, is it your turn?
What is the first topic of kappa rr?
Don't put cucumbers on pigs.
It's funny!
It's funny, isn't it?
I love cucumbers, but...
It's funny.
Yoshio, is it your turn?
What is the first topic of kappa rr?
It's pretty bad in the river
No, it's not bad
It's not bad
Let's do a big one
Can you do a challenge here?
What is the first topic of kappa rr?
Sneakers don't fit
Mine was a little funny
Yay!
It's funny, isn't it?
Tsuda!
Yes, sir!
What is the first topic of kappa rr?
Very energetic!
You were running away!
I was running away!
Okay, now it's your turn
Do you want to see it?
Either way, it's not good
What is the first topic of kappa rr?
The plate on my head is thin
It's thin
You were talking
I don't know what you're talking about
You were saying "boo"
You couldn't hear me
It's difficult
Can you do it at a good tempo?
Can you do it like "pan, pan, pan, pan"?
Okay
Here is the next topic
What is the scream of a poop?
Please show me a picture and scream
Wait a minute
You have it in front of you
You can show me a picture and scream
You can do it at a good tempo
You knew it in advance
You had time to think
I know it now
You just got it
It's okay if you knew it in advance
I know it
If you knew it, you shouldn't have done it
That's not the point
Let's do it
First, "otage"
Yes
kaze-gimi
Yes, got it!
Shouji!
Hassaku!
Ogata!
I want to eat seafood!
What? What? What? What do you want to eat?
I want to eat seafood!
Since we are at the sea...
I feel like he remembered about seafood!
Is it okay for you to say "hassaku" once?
Because there was a flow!
Yes, yes, yes!
There is a flow to some extent!
Even if there was only "don"...
Even if it wasn't Ogata...
I'm sorry! Next!
Tanaka!
Osaka!
Is it no good? Is it no good?
Tanaka! You are always red!
I don't know what you mean!
Tanaka is not good at exaggeration!
Okay! Let's wipe his face and butt!
Face!
I will buy it! I will buy it!
Let's go!
Wow!
This is a convenience store!
Endo, this is the most embarrassing one.
It's the most embarrassing one.
I didn't think it was properly silver.
It's painful!
I chewed and chewed and spat it out.
I wanted to cut it off.
It's painful.
If it's Akko-san, I can't decide.
I can't decide.
How many times do I have to say it?
I don't like being told this!
You haven't received 10,000 yen yet.
I want to go.
I'll go with this one.
Masumoto-san, please be a little more relaxed.
I understand.
Please lower the hurdle.
And it's a very good topic.
It's a good topic.
What sweets will be popular next year?
Please think about it.
Go ahead.
There are a lot of them.
They are often big slices.
There is one or two things that are definitely popular every year.
I think it's difficult to say it.
What can I say?
If I say it, people will laugh at me.
I know.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's look at the middle of the screen.
Yes.
What sweets will be popular next year?
Pink ohagi.
Okay.
I don't know.
It's pink, isn't it?
Yes, it's pink ohagi.
Yama-chan!
What sweets will be popular next year?
Gorillaimo
You are very kind, aren't you?
But, what do you think?
Tanaka and Yama-chan are all "buuyan".
What is it?
If you are a bad person, you can't tell the difference.
How many times do I have to tell you that you can't tell the difference?
I don't want you to say it!
You are being kind this time, aren't you?
Wait a minute!
But you are still "buuyan"!
If you say it like that, I will be suspected!
All right!
By the way, let's do it!
All right!
What sweets will be popular next year?
Anago-pei!
What's the difference between "gorilla" and "ping- pong" and "boo"?
Let's see "the-goshi"! What sweets will be popular next year?
Fried rice without a plate!
"the-goshi" is "sweets"!
Let's see "the-goshi"! What sweets will be popular next year?
Tapioca-oka!
"tapioca-oka" is "tapioca-oka"!
That's too rough!
All right! Let's see "the-goshi"! What sweets will be popular next year?
Uncorn-puffin!
"tapioca-oka" is "tapioca-oka"!
All right! Let's see "the-goshi"! What sweets will be popular next year?
Iwate's "kinko-no-desho"!
No, it's "mite-no-desho"!
I'm just judging by the sound!
Wait a minute! I want to go there!
I want to go there!
This is a little bad!
I'll give you a super loose one!
According to this score board, regular people have been wiped out!
It's a little strict!
I'll give you a light one!
It's the lightest one for today!
Here is the question!
"kitaoji" said "oremo michopa yukipoyo mitaku shiteina"!
Now, please show us the name you changed!
This is definitely good!
"kitaoji" is a great actor!
He is a big name!
His tension and his sense of humor are very basic!
"aishouji"!
Here we go!
"kitaoji" changed his name to...
"yakin"!
"goshi"!
Awesome!
"zakoshi"!
"kitaoji" changed his name to...
"kimpogo"!
Go on! Say it!
Wait! Wait!
"kitaoji" changed his name to...
"kinshakubukuro"!
You can say it! Say it!
Say it!
Say it! Say it!
"kitaoji" changed his name to...
Kita-boushi-pinka!
What is it?
Let's go!
The name that Kita-boushi-pinka came up with is...
O-chan!
Let's go!
Yama-chan! Yama-chan, let's go!
The name that Kita-boushi-pinka came up with is...
Basha-basha!
Hey!
What are you doing?
What is it?
It's like michoppa or yukipoyo.
I can't tell them apart.
Please don't do that.
By the way...
By the way, Tanaka!
The name that Kita-boshi-pinka came up with is...
Kita-boshi-pinka!
It's tough.
It's tough for the members.
Yoshio!
By the way, the name that Kita-boshi-pinka came up with is...
O-ji-kimi-kimi.
You said it wrong!
The name that Kita-boshi-pinka came up with is...
Ochappo!
That's enough
I don't like it
Let me hear "boom"
Boom
Finally
He cleared it in 9 seconds
Big chance
30 minutes left
What?
30 minutes?
Let's go
Here is the next question
Question
Shin Momotaro in 2020
Dog, monkey
According to the article
What is the 4th man?
Please write it down
The newest Momotaro
It's like a question of Ogiri's entrance
I see
Let's go
What is the 4th man?
Yosuke!
Nice
Interesting
Let's go
Please
What is the 4th man?
Masaki Sakai
It's like a song
Let's go
What is the 4th man?
Pepper!
I see
It's good
It's wide
Shoji!
What is the 4th man?
Kaiya!
It's good
Let's go
What is the 4th man?
Medaka!
It's good
Let's go! Let's go!
Yes!
What is the fourth man?
A crocodile who dies after 100 days.
OK! OK! OK!
You can do it! You can do it!
It would be better if there was a trend like this.
Let's go! Let's go!
Yes!
You can do it!
Let's go for battle!
Yes!
What is the fourth man?
A grasshopper.
What is it?
Make it a good screen!
What is this regular scene?
Don't you care about it?
No, I don't care about it.
If it's not Tanaka,
if it's not Shouzo,
who is it?
Well, yes.
Shouzo! What is the fourth man?
Yes!
Masayoshi Son.
Oh!
What is it?
No!
I don't know if it's a trend or not.
Yama-chan!
What is the fourth man?
A smuggler.
No, you said it.
You said it just now.
No, it's not.
Is there no smuggler?
Yama-chan and Tanaka don't exist.
Even if it's a person, it's not a smuggler.
It's not a smuggler.
It's all of you.
Next week!
What is the 13th man?
Mike Tyson.
Remote On-Air Change!
What is "thank you" in Japanese?
The answer has been revealed!
And finally...
If "big chance" succeeds, he will win a prize money!
I heard a loud noise from far away.
Could it be...
If it's you, Makko-san, let's break up.
Let's break up.
What are you saying?
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