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Karuta battle
Various guests will create karutas based on their own experiences and hobbies.
The unexpected appearance of the guests seen from the karuta...
Hey, Kazusugi, why are you greeting us in the academy?
I don't care.
Are you going to Hamamatsu?
Of course I'm going.
Are you coming?
No, I'm not coming.
Tonight, we will announce the best selection for "Karuta battle".
Best selection for "Karuta battle".
First of all, this guy.
We don't have much time today.
Our guest is Ketsukacchi.
Yes, Ketsukacchi.
Let's welcome him.
He's got a butt.
Yes, he does.
He's busy.
Katsushige-san.
Katsushige-san, I'm sorry.
What's up with your Ketsukacchi?
He's got a butt.
I didn't decide it.
He's a producer, so he has a schedule.
It's amazing.
It took only 2 seconds for him to show up and get kicked in the butt.
It's my first time to get kicked in the butt in a recording.
Well, let me announce it.
In reality, he's No. 1.
Omi beef Chateaubriand.
He's No. 2.
He's here again.
It's not by chance.
For me,
Katsushige-san's thing is...
You've been eating pie since you were little.
I think it's delicious.
You get a lot of pies at home.
What about your allowance?
My allowance?
When I was in elementary school and junior high school, I got a lot of New Year's money.
So, for a year...
What does New Year's money mean?
It means you can keep it for a year.
So, everyone says New Year's greetings.
But I don't know what they bring.
So, I show them how I give New Year's money to my son.
It's a little complicated.
Well, there are about 40 people.
It's not like you can give 1,000 yen per person.
No, it's not like that.
Well, 10,000 yen is always...
400,000 to 500,000 yen.
You can keep it for a year.
Even if you collect 2,000 or 3,000 yen in real money...
What?
Even if you collect what you get from some people...
I'm about to cry.
I remember that sand bowl.
Why am I not a human being like my father?
Let's begin.
A confrontation with a monster smile that ended in a dream.
It's a good story.
I'm telling you.
It's too early for you to say that.
That's exactly what it is.
I want to hear about it.
You haven't talked about it, have you?
I haven't.
I haven't talked about it because...
When Mr. Egger retired, it was the last year of the Kola Baseball Club.
The year I joined was the year of the dome.
It's been a year since then.
Anyway, I'm a big fan of Mr. Egger.
Anyway, I had a dream of competing with Mr. Egger.
That's why I wanted to join the pro league.
Is that so?
Wasn't Mr. Egger there when you joined the club?
Mr. Egger isn't here anymore.
Oh, I see.
That's right.
When I was 25 and left the club and joined the Giants,
I joined Matsui.
It was a Miyazaki camp.
I'm a new member of Matsui.
Of course, a new member is the last one to bat.
I'm not a regular batter either.
I'm close to being a referee.
I practice batting with Matsui.
At that time, Mr. Egger was batting with Matsui's batting gauge.
What do you mean?
There was a TV show where Mr. Egger bats with Matsui's batting gauge and Mr. Egger explains it.
That's right.
After Matsui finished his batting practice, he jumped in right away.
Then Mr. Egger might do it for me.
I left the club right away and Mr. Egger was still there.
I thought I'd go in, but Mr. Egger didn't look at me at all and went home.
That's really surprising.
Kazushige's unexpected appearance is revealed one after another.
I played a voice actor.
In "Ponyo on the Hill".
Ponyo's father of a boy.
A sailor.
Yes, a sailor.
I was surprised.
I had to match the picture and the voice.
But it didn't match.
Did it match?
No, it didn't match.
It's difficult.
Especially for Ghibli.
In the end, the teacher said, "That's enough."
Kazushige, talk as you like.
See? It doesn't match.
It doesn't match.
Do you do it alone?
I do it alone.
Even if you have a partner, you do it in parts, right?
Yes, in parts.
Why doesn't it match?
It matches, doesn't it?
It matched.
It matched, but...
If Miyazaki teacher said, "This doesn't look like Kazushige."
Kazushige, try reading this line up to your own sense.
I read it.
That's enough.
And it ended.
I thought it didn't match at all, and I wondered if it was okay to end it.
But later...
I changed the picture later.
You changed it?!
I changed the picture.
Wow!
That's what happened.
Since then, I haven't been called.
Of course!
Because I'm influenced by Sanma-san,
I like Sanma-san going to Ginza or going clubbing and kissing girls' boobs.
Wait, wait, wait. Don't say something amazing.
No, no, no.
Sanma-san said it himself.
Speaking of Sanma-san, I'm sorry to say this,
but on the day of meeting, we went to eat beans with Sanma-san.
At that time, before we say goodbye, we pay respects.
It's a proper shrine payment, so we all have our own health.
Sanma-san said, "Anyway, I hope you have good boobs."
I heard it.
If it's good for Sanma-san, I want to chase Sanma- san's boobs.
Last year, I couldn't chase Sanma-san's boobs.
I don't go clubbing much.
Is it okay for me to chase Sanma-san's boobs in clubbing?
Is it bad for you?
You should ask if it's okay.
Is it okay for you?
I'll drink it.
I noticed it at the end of last year.
Giants changed coach Hara.
At that time, coaches Kazutomo Miyamoto, Daisuke Motoki and Mizuno
were friends who hung out together a lot when they were active.
Why am I not in it?
Isn't it because you're busy?
Isn't it related to past achievements?
To be clear, it is related.
Anyone can say it.
Considering that, there is no room for Kazutomo Miyamoto.
Mr. Hamamatsu, you're saying too much.
It's not everywhere.
You really want to be a coach, right?
As a person who played baseball, doesn't anyone want to be a coach?
Coach Ichikun.
Of course.
It's impossible.
Mr. Hamamatsu, I don't know.
It's impossible. I don't know.
There is no record for Kazutomo Miyamoto.
Mr. Hamamatsu, you're saying too much.
There is a record for Memorial.
I don't know if it's different from coaching.
That's right.
Mr. Matsumoto knows it well.
No, it's not like that.
I know it well.
I don't want you to tell me unless it's personal.
Mr. Hamamatsu, you're saying too much.
But I became a batting coach.
This time, Kazushige Nagashima became a batting coach.
Yes, I did.
No, Kazushige-san, you...
My ball is better than yours.
If you say like that, I'll hit all of you.
No, you can't.
Next is Matsuko Deluxe.
Here we go.
"Disgusting".
"Producer with a successful life".
It's like this, isn't it? It's easy to understand and strange, isn't it?
So at first, it's like a little jumping tool and a dropout that will disappear in an instant.
I think it's natural for everyone to think like that.
Well, if you're going to use it now...
That's right, that's right, that's right.
But even if you think about it, people who have been kind to me without putting it out...
I think I'll listen to what this person says for the rest of my life.
There are people who have done their best to touch me with things that they don't have in themselves.
Huh? Well, it's like, "You're a leader anyway."
No, no, no, no.
Is Matsuko a leader?
What is it?
I don't know what that category is.
Who and what?
Are you in the same box?
What's that thing you're pulling out?
Where should I open it?
Is it different from a quiz or something like that?
As a big shelf, it's the same as Chris's.
Oh, it's the same as Chris's.
But among them, Chris's is like an old Japanese poem.
It's like a little secret box.
It's the same.
Yeah, it's the same.
It's complicated.
It's the same.
What about Matsuko? Do you want me to hug you?
Do you want me to hug you?
So it's no longer a choice for me.
For example, when I ask Matsuko for a favor, Matsuko doesn't want me to do anything.
If you ask me, what would Matsuko do for you?
So it's a good advice.
What do you want me to do for you?
I don't want you to do anything for me.
Do you want me to do it for you?
I can do anything for you.
Here I go.
I'm tired of it.
Maybe it's time for a model change.
What should I do?
Do you want to change soon?
I'm just talking.
The other day, Haruna Ai said she wanted to be a man again.
I thought it was novel.
I've never seen anyone who came this far and became a man again.
You're right.
It's novel, isn't it?
You can't suddenly change your clothes and wear a suit.
You can't change your clothes and wear a three- piece.
It's novel.
I had a hunch about it.
I had a feeling that one day I would change my clothes and wear a suit.
That's why I became a man like Hasei Kobayashi.
Here I go.
"Shibireta" is the set of "Baka Tono Sama".
I see. It's "Baka Tono".
He made a great voice.
He was on TV as soon as he made up his mind.
Shima-san, Dantan-san's generation is different.
They faced each other after a few years of making up their minds.
But Shimura-san was on TV as soon as he made up his mind.
I didn't know what to say.
I wasn't that scared of him.
But today, after a long time, I thought...
I don't like it, either.
Why?
Because we don't have Shimura-san anymore.
But I still have Shimura-san.
I still think, "It's Shimura!"
When I saw his earlobes, I thought, "Wow, Shimura's earlobes!"
I don't know anything about Shimura!
Next up is "Mineta Kazuma"!
As "innan boys", he is an artist who has released many hit songs all over the world.
Because I'm a good woman.
In recent years, he has appeared in many works, from "Asadora" to "Tiger Drama".
As an actor, he also shows his presence.
Actually, he is a passionate fan of "Gaki no Sky".
Can I say something?
Yes.
I feel like I can't breathe right now.
Why?
Please stand by me.
I'm nervous.
I'm extremely nervous.
Can I do it? I'm sorry.
Do it!
I'll be back tomorrow.
I want to see you do it.
All right. I'm back.
You can do it like that?
Can you do it like that?
I'm glad you did it on the spot.
Let me start.
Even if you have cool blonde hair, the best thing is your old hairstyle.
Kiki...
That's not good.
Yes!
Wow!
What does that mean?
That's not bad.
Yes.
What? Me?
Yes.
Can I say something?
Yes.
Can I say something?
Can I say something deep?
Yes.
You said it was deep at the time.
Yes.
I like that hairstyle very much.
What about now?
I like it now, of course.
I like it in any way.
But it had an impact on me when I first saw Masumoto-san.
I see.
And I fell in love with him.
You fell in love with him?
You fell in love with Masumoto-san?
I used to watch him a lot, too.
When he was putting on lipstick, he was like this.
You're playing with him, aren't you?
You've been visiting his house a lot.
Yes, I have.
You've been visiting his house a lot.
I used to stay at his house a lot.
Did you stay at his house in Osaka?
Yes, I did.
Let's move on.
Hosei-san and Kokoriko-san, please tell us what you want to say.
Really?
Yes!
See? Hosei-san, too.
Yes.
What do you want to say?
Thank you for always supporting us.
What are you talking about?
Are you the mayor of Amagasaki?
As a fan of the show, I think the first episode started with you two.
And I think Hosei-san started from the second episode.
Thank you.
And you two...
I'm sorry for saying this, but I think you two are like heaven and hell.
I think you two are like heaven and hell.
What?
If you say that, I want to know which one is hell.
Heaven and hell.
That's right.
Have you ever thought of heaven and hell?
Right.
You said it yourself, didn't you?
Kokoriko-san didn't say it at all.
I just don't say it.
There was something I couldn't trust.
Until now?
In Moriman showdown.
Yes.
I really didn't want to play against the mayor.
I really didn't want to do it.
It really hurt.
But the staff members did it for me in Moriman showdown.
They did it for me no matter what.
It's funny.
I got it.
Instead of that, please don't play against the mayor.
If you do that, I'll do it.
Just promise me that.
I said that and when I arrived at Korakuen hall,
there were so many old men.
Seriously.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
The sponsor is an old man.
It's not like that.
So I thought I couldn't trust the staff members.
So I told Mr. Hamada about it.
You didn't know about it?
No, I didn't.
I said I'm sorry.
Mr. Hamada said, "No, you can't do that."
Seriously?
Are you here today because you don't want to play against the mayor?
I got it.
Then I won't play against the mayor.
But I'm sorry.
There are so many people here.
There are a lot of other things.
Like Asakusa Hankaki and other tournaments.
Please do that.
I'm sorry, Yama-chan.
Be kind.
I'll be patient this time.
Mr. Hamada, thank you very much.
The first round is...
100 million yen!
Seriously!
100 million yen!
On that day, I only had a hat on, so I didn't participate!
- You don't have a nose! - I do!
- I won't forget it! - What?
The nose wasabi in the penalty game.
- That was amazing! - I won't forget it!
Yeah, and all of this is from hell!
That's true!
My nose was filled with wasabi, and after recording, I went straight to the hospital.
The doctor, the nurse, they were all whispering.
- The doctor told you, right? - Yes.
- What happened? - What happened?
- That was me. - Yes.
And after that, the nurse came back and went to the same hospital.
- Yes. - And Ayakatsu-san came in, and I was like, "What is he doing?"
- And Kouki-san also had nose wasabi in his nose! - Yes.
Mitai-san said it like 20 times, like he simulated it!
- I know! - It's not like it hurts this much!
- Okay, here we go! - Yes!
A famous scene from "Gaki no Tsukai" that's etched in your brain!
- Oh! - Right now!
- Yes! - I won't forget it!
- That's it? - Yes.
- A famous scene in you... - I want to hear it!
- A famous scene... - There are a lot of them!
There are a lot of scenes that stay in your heart!
We all went to Isawa Onsen...
- Yes. - And...
I think it was Hamada-san's birthday or something like that...
- Yes, yes. - Matsumoto-san went into Hamada-san's room and said...
- "Yakisoba!" - "Yakisoba!" - Yes!
- "Yakisoba!" - Because he likes yakisoba!
- I think it was Hamada-san's birthday. - Yes, yes.
- What is he doing? - Is he doing something?
We can't forget this guy. He's a musical instrument user and a famous singer.
Today, we're going to Hamada-kun's bus at 11 o'clock.
Matsumoto sneaks into Hamada's bedroom to have a party just the two of them.
- It's going to be foggy. - That's right.
It didn't rain at all.
I forgot about this movie.
- Happy birthday. - What are you doing?
Happy birthday.
Don't laugh at me. I'll break your ear.
Eat up.
It's a holiday.
Eat more sauce and meat.
Eat up.
Go home.
There were only two of us in the space.
I thought it would be embarrassing to move far away.
- That's why I watched it. - I see.
It was really good.
When I woke up...
How can I say it?
I cried.
What are you doing?
Let me explain.
Oh, this is it.
A song shines from a phrase.
- A song shines from a phrase. - I got it.
I got it.
I was asked...
Is it easy to put words or melodies in a song?
I thought I might be able to do it.
But I failed.
- I see. - I see.
Can you make a bar?
I can make it when I can.
Can you make a phrase like "I can't use this instrument"?
I can make it if I can think of lyrics from that phrase.
- Are you making it with a guitar? - Yes, I use a guitar.
- You did it. - I'm happy.
You look sad.
The petals of my heart...
Flutter and fly away...
I walk alone on Azuma Bridge...
Tomorrow for sure!
Will I be able to get over it?
Sunday night, tomorrow for sure, will I be able to smile?
Instrumentalist, Arahende, Arahende
I'm sorry.
Wow!
Where are you going?
That's how it is!
Cool!
Thank you very much!