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The first episode of "Gaki no Tsukaiya" is "Chiki Chiki", "Sanshiro Gomiya", "24 Hours", "Long Interview"
This is...this is a little scary.
Is it scary?
I've had a few drinks with him, but there's a lot of darkness.
Is that so?
If he hadn't become a comedian, he'd be working on making time bombs.
Huh?
This much.
That's bad.
Let's welcome our guest! Today's star, Haizo Azuma!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you!
Thank you for having me!
- Thank you for having me! - Thank you for having me!
What do you think about this show, Gomiya?
When I first got the offer, I was really happy about it.
But now that I've done it, I don't ever want to do it again.
It's hard as hell.
I don't remember doing it for 24 hours.
I can't say anything crazy.
I'm going to say it at the end.
Sanshiro Gomiya's 24-hour long interview.
His challenge is a hotel in Asakusa.
Money?
What's wrong with you?
I forgot my wallet.
What?
I forgot my wallet.
You forgot your wallet?
Yes.
How are you feeling today?
I'm feeling good.
But the pollen is a little hard.
I drink pollen medicine.
So I'm a little dazed.
I thought it would be 24 hours, but it's a little...
Your tension is low.
Yes, I'm sorry.
In this hotel's other room, a 24-hour long interview will be conducted.
Thank you for having me.
I'd like you to listen to my story.
My name is Kenita. Nice to meet you.
I'm Ascomia. Nice to meet you.
The interview will talk about your life so far and even about the future based on this list.
Today, I'd like you to answer honestly and without lies.
Thank you for having me.
How are you feeling today?
Pollen medicine is a little hard for me.
I don't usually take pollen medicine.
But it was really hard for me.
When I take it, I get sleepy.
And I feel tired.
I had a runny nose yesterday.
You're crazy!
Yes, I'm crazy.
I'd like you to answer honestly and without lies.
How did you feel when you were born, Ascomia?
When I was a baby...
People say I was cute.
Ascomia Hironobu. Born on September 3rd, 1983.
I heard I was an old man.
I was happy to wear a high kimono.
What kind of family did you live in during your childhood?
I lived in a single-family house.
I also had an apartment.
I also ran an apartment business.
So I had a house and an apartment.
But I think I had about six rooms.
Ascomia Hironobu was a wealthy family environment.
Asking about his parents...
What was your father like?
I don't think so.
I don't have many memories of my father.
We didn't really talk much.
Was your father scary at home?
He wasn't scary or anything like that.
We didn't talk much.
Why is that?
I wonder why.
We didn't...
...talk much.
We didn't talk much.
Now I'd like to ask you about your mother.
Yes, my mother.
What was she like?
I don't really talk much with my mother.
What's with you?!
My image of her is...
You're the same age as her!
She passed away in the first year of high school.
Oh, I see.
I had an image of her like, "Study hard, study hard."
You don't seem to have many memories of your parents.
Did you live separately?
No, we lived together.
We lived together, but...
...my grandfather and grandmother's house...
...was about 20 meters away on foot...
...so I always went to my grandfather and grandmother's house.
Parents who were busy and full of friends.
Going to kindergarten without being able to shorten the distance between parents and children.
Did you have a lot of friends in kindergarten?
Kindergarten? No, I didn't.
When I was in kindergarten, I remember always being with my principal.
Why!?
I was alone with my principal and the nurse, and I couldn't get in the circle and cried.
What did you talk about with your principal and the nurse?
My principal and the nurse were very nosy and I didn't like it.
That's when I started to hate it.
What are you talking about!?
They weren't very nosy and I thought they were on my side, but they weren't.
I really didn't like it, and that's when I started to dislike women and humans.
What's that!?
Not liking women, not liking humans and entering kindergarten.
Did you have any traumas in kindergarten?
Yes, I was bullied.
Since when?
Since the second half of elementary school.
What did they do to you?
They put a land cell in a generator and I couldn't get it anymore.
So they took my generator number and made a phone call and took me out of the facility.
They took you out of the generator!?
The girl you were bullying may be watching TV now, so please say something to the camera.
At that time, everyone may have been higher up, but I'm already higher up.
Thank you for your hard work.
Are you okay?
Thank you for your hard work.
I don't like it.
Well, be happy and take care of your family.
Are you okay now?
If you don't like it, look at me and laugh, okay?
The past will be washed away.
I'm an adult now, so I'll go like this.
I thought you'd only use good parts of your body, but you used them all.
You did a lot of different things.
Two hours have passed since the beginning.
The interviewer has changed here.
He will have lunch.
Oh, is it cola?
Huh?
Is it cola?
Please say something.
What is it? Which one is it?
No, no, it's not cola.
That's right, you can't drink that.
It's a small bottle.
Would you like steamed chicken and maitake salad?
Yes.
Please have a seat.
I don't like it.
I don't like it either.
It's good.
What kind of food do you usually eat?
I like soft food.
I just took out all the leaves and there's nothing in here.
I don't want to eat it.
Otsumoto-san said that if you eat late, you won't sell it.
Is that so?
Wait a minute.
And there are no leaves.
It's very late.
It's better to bring it to the right.
There is no left.
There are no leaves.
It's good to eat it like this.
I'm getting bored.
What are you doing?
You should have made curry.
It's easy to eat.
- Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! - Before we continue with the interview...
- Can you eat it a little faster? - Yes.
- This is also good. - This is the worst.
Next, a story from his middle school days.
Komiya studied at a famous private middle school.
- In elementary school, there was a lot of bullying. - Yes.
- Did you ever get bullied in middle school? - Yes, I did.
They would give me an eraser and make me eat it like I wouldn't eat an eraser in the forest.
During basketball time, I would pass the ball.
I don't know if "pass" means "don't come" but...
- I would pass the ball as much as I could. - Did you eat a lot of it?
I was bullied a lot. Maybe I was bullied in the end.
Komiya's friends also decided to become bullied characters.
One of them was during a school event held at sea.
He was shocked by his friend Aida.
At school at sea, everyone would steal things.
Then Aida would...
Now that I think of it, it's a parody of Mr. Beta from "Downtown".
That parody is really funny and amazing.
I don't know if it's because my parents were strict, but until I started high school...
I didn't have any money, so I went to a "downtown" program.
I like "rich men and girls", but I went to "downtown".
That's how I started talking to people and getting along with people.
Why wasn't "downtown" a good program?
Because I didn't have any money.
My parents said that.
Even if your parents say it, you have your own way of saying it!
Did you have one-sided love?
In middle school?
Yes, I was in love with a classmate who looked like Madonna.
Did you approach her?
When I was in the third year of middle school, I belonged to only one group in my class.
There were only about four of us, boys.
And out of the four of us, three of us had a girlfriend.
And then I was gradually excluded from my classmates.
"Then let me in too." "You don't even have a girlfriend."
"But I do too." "But you really do."
A classmate of Madonna.
"Then say you love me." "Of course, I love you too, so I want you to say you love me."
We went on a school trip to Okinawa.
There was a boy's cottage and a girl's cottage, and there was a big tree in the middle.
"Let's meet up there at night." I said to the girl.
The girl came and I went too.
I went, but she said, "What?"
"Well, it's a little sudden, but have fun." That's how it ended.
I can't see it from a distance, so I don't know what it's about.
So the girl went home and I went home too.
Everyone went to the cottage and said, "How was it for you?"
"Well, well, well," they said. "You're black and white and so-so."
It means you're dating.
"Well, I thought I could do it." "Oh, you're dating."
Let's say you're dating.
I don't get along with men and women very well, so I thought I wouldn't be found out.
I thought I'd be found out someday, but I didn't know if it would be okay.
One day, about six months later,
There are girls in class who put their faces in everything.
That person said, "Hey," crying next to the window.
"Come to the courtyard," we all went to the courtyard.
All the girls in the class were there, surrounded by circles.
Get in this picture!
And in the middle of it, from the end of it, there's a liar.
Next, there's a crook.
Idiot.
Scum.
Everyone said bad things about me one by one.
I thought I'd never say it again.
I went in and out of there.
- Were you looking? - I was looking.
- From above. - I was looking at you being surrounded.
You said you'd been lying for only half a year, right?
You said you'd been lying for only half a year, but you also lied to all the guys, right?
- Yes, we were dating. - Because you wanted to be in the same group.
- That's why you lied. - That's right.
But in the end, it was the same for everyone, both boys and girls.
So it's like you're eating lunch with a guy who's five times fatter than you.
- Five times fatter? - Five times fatter.
- He's so fat. - That's a lot of discrimination.
No, no, but...
Three hours have passed since the beginning.
After dinner, Komiya goes back to the city of memories where he spent his school days.
We'll continue our conversation in the car.
Please tell me about your hobbies in middle school.
My hobbies... My hair was very curly.
I guess my hobby at the time was reading magazines about my hair.
- You looked like a bad boy. - Everyone around me was like that.
Even in Tokyo, I felt like I was in the most urban school.
There were a lot of kids who had curly hair.
He came to Setagaya Ward, Seijo, where he spent his middle school and high school years.
At a cafe in front of the station, he has an interview from his high school years.
I heard you had a big shock when you were in first grade of high school.
Yes, my mother passed away.
- It was quite a shock, wasn't it? - Yes, it was.
But my grandparents were on good terms with me,
so I wasn't too shocked about it.
So you couldn't really feel it because it was so sudden.
Yes, that's right.
But I always thought that people would die one day.
So I stopped studying.
I thought I would die if I studied, but I didn't have to study.
I see.
Thanks to his mother's death, he didn't go to school at all and didn't study at all.
As a result, when he was in the second year of high school, he didn't go to school.
Weren't you embarrassed?
Well, I wasn't embarrassed. Everyone gave me a high- five and called me "komiya" in the shadows.
What was the reason for that?
I had a stomachache.
When I went into his room, I saw a lot of "komiya" coming out of his room.
What did you say?
I said nothing because I was embarrassed.
I can't get out of his room. It's awkward.
His club belongs to the hockey club.
He was chosen and worked hard for both Tokyo and Senbatsu, but there was an incident when he was in the third year of high school.
He went from kindergarten to college and went all the way to college.
Everyone uses the playground.
It's also a school road for elementary school students.
There's a club room next to it.
I felt sorry for him for changing in the club room even though he was studying hard because it was awkward in the club room.
He was changing in the school road in front of the club room.
When he was changing, a boy passed by in the third year of elementary school.
When the boy took off his clothes, he laughed.
When he took off his clothes one by one, he laughed.
At last, he chased him with a trunk switch and said "kya kya kya" and went home.
Then, two days later, the boy and his mother rushed into the school.
The director appeared and said, "He's chasing you with a trunk switch."
At that time, his hair was flashy.
There's a blonde fox-eyed guy, right?
"I want to catch him a little bit," he said.
At the school broadcast, he was asked to gather the thin guys with blonde eyes.
His mother said to the boy, "This boy? This person?"
I was the last one. I twisted his face or something, but he found out.
"Oh, this is my brother," I said. "What's going on with you?" I said.
From there, that rumor was found out by the students in front of me.
They misunderstood it and blamed everyone.
I fell and hurt my tooth.
Six hours have passed since the beginning.
With Komiya's hope in mind, they interview at Memories Park.
The pollen is amazing.
Why did you choose this place?
It's Memories Park, isn't it?
No, this place is a little...
That pollen...
It's a coincidence, isn't it?
It's not pollen from flowers.
It's too much pollen.
It's not pollen.
But I guess it's just my imagination.
I guess it's just my imagination.
But this park is amazing.
Is this a memorable park?
Yes, it is.
This is the place where I was told to join the fair and go to the concert.
At a high school cultural festival, he performed Aida and Manzai.
Thanks to that, he became a comedian.
After graduating high school, they went to a comedy school for human rights activists.
They were the best among their peers.
However, with the appearance of a certain Yoshimoto duo, the situation changed.
At that time, who was the best at Yoshimoto's school?
It was "Oriental Radio".
It was three-on-three with "Oriental Radio".
It was like a multi-language competition.
We did the story and I thought it was okay.
After that, "Oriental Radio" came out and it was a big hit.
"Oriental Radio" at that time was the momentum of "Hachiku".
So I thought it didn't make sense.
I thought about quitting it and I quit.
However, he became a comedian and became a trio.
In about a year, the trio disbanded, but again "Aida" and "Sanshiro" were formed.
After being free for about five years, they went to their current agency, "Maseki Entertainment".
Nine hours have passed since the beginning.
They return to the hotel and ask why they broke up.
What was the reason you broke up in the first place?
On a TV program in Tokyo, a comedian chose me and said, "This young man is amazing."
He became first place in the ranking and invested in me.
That's how it started.
Can you tell me in detail about the recording?
Two days ago, I fell and hurt my tooth.
My knee also cracked.
I was in a wheelchair.
I was going to do a performance, but I couldn't.
I thought it was over.
I'm glad it's over now.
He gained a lot of popularity and gradually increased his TV exposure.
He became a red gamer.
And he's been a fan of "downtown" since he was a student.
What does "downtown" mean to you?
An oasis.
I was bullied in high school and stuff,
but when I saw DVDs and stuff, I was edified by them, so it's an oasis.
I was a weirdo in my class, too.
Looking at "downtown" DVDs back then, I was laughing.
Was I really a sociopath or a criminal?
That's not true!
Don't be stupid.
It doesn't suit you, Kanada-san.
What is it?
To be honest with you, I'm sorry to say this,
but you look just like someone who bullied you in school.
People say it's really hard to get rid of you.
Masumoto-san, what do you think about this?
Speaking of which,
"downtown" has nothing to do with it.
I think Masumoto-san said it, too.
I think he said it, too.
It's not related to "downtown",
but when I was in school, I was bullied.
Masumoto-san, Hayato Hamada-san, their visuals, hair style and eye position are all the same.
It's me!
I was the one who threw out the generator and landed cell.
It's me!
Next week!
It's getting colder and colder.
That's not cool.
That's awful!
A 24-hour long interview!
The final episode!
At night and in the morning, those monkeys come and attack me.
A storm of bombs!
Now, just die!
Will they achieve their 24-hour goal?!