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In the first episode of "Useful Kids", Chiki- chiki, Chocolate, Planet, Osada, Hichi-henge!
It came, didn't it?
Yes!
You know, Hamada and I have always said that we want to do something about Chocopra.
What do you think of their performance?
Our manager has about three people with him.
Really?
Yes.
Three people for one person?
That's amazing.
Let's call them!
Let's have the main characters of "Useful Kids" come out!
Please!
You're not going to tell us, are you?
Yes, it's me!
I've never heard Nantan-san telling you to do it.
No, I've never done it.
Really?
I think Uchimura-san told you to do it.
It's just a feeling.
That's right.
It's just a feeling.
Now, it's the 54th person, Osada.
Yes, yes, Osada.
Which one are you going to say?
No, no, no.
I want to be in the top ten.
I love Robert and Akiyama-san.
Yes.
Akiyama-san...
I want to surpass Akiyama-san.
That's amazing.
Naomi-chan hates you.
She doesn't hate me.
What's up? What's up?
You're a great two-blocker.
Is that it?
What kind of two-blocker are you?
I don't have a two-blocker like you.
You're doing it next time.
I'm not doing it.
Are you covering me?
You're doing it next time.
I'm not doing it.
I'm telling you.
I'm not doing it.
It's not an ad.
Where do you want to reveal it?
I don't have any policies for commercials.
What do you mean?
I do whatever it is that has nothing to do with it.
I don't even drink coffee.
You drink it, but you don't ask for it.
Do you have anything?
He wants some coffee?
I don't know.
I'm not drinking coffee.
You know who I am.
Do you have one?
Well...
He's written a lot of stuff, so I'm sure we can pick one up.
Can we have it?
Here it is.
This is a super mouse horn that I made.
If you blow on it a little, you can hear the sound right away.
I'm going to put this device in my mouth and sneeze.
But I won't make this horn ring.
I'd like to challenge that, so please watch.
Wait a minute, I wasn't sneezing.
I wasn't sneezing.
It was coming out.
What is it?
It was going crazy.
The sound was bad.
It shouldn't be too thin.
What is it?
I'm sorry, it didn't work.
I'll try again.
It's weird.
I didn't think it would work.
What is it?
I laughed at it.
What did you want to do?
I laughed at it.
But I didn't agree with it.
That's right.
I think I made it myself.
You like making things like that.
You like making things you like.
My hometown is Machikoba.
What do you mean your hometown is Machikoba?
My hometown is Machikoba.
You made it in Machikoba.
I know.
24 hours is quite...
It's hard.
Crime Preliminary Round 2020.
This time, we were able to contact Y-san, who was involved in marriage frauds and had been involved in them in the past.
We will begin with the emergency interview and touch on the facts.
Let's get started. When was Y-san getting married?
However, considering the feelings of the victim, isn't it normal for an ordinary person to feel guilty?
I want you to say it.
– Say it! – Say it!
Oh, come on!
You're no different from a human!
I'm sorry for keeping you waiting.
Today, I'd like to say "thank you" only to you.
Who was that?
Only me?
Yes, only my partner.
It's amazing that only your partner is laughing.
Isn't it?
Not really.
I can make this movie better than "Tanaka".
"Lying Reaction Championship".
You can make it better.
I don't know about the rest of movies.
Is it okay?
But what do you feel when you deceive people at the end of every year?
It happens, doesn't it?
It happens.
Your reaction was clear when you were beaten by a boy before.
Yes, I was found out.
Of course, that boy's body was also painful.
Was it as painful?
Yes, it was.
What?
It became like this, didn't it?
"Tanaka" became like this, so I couldn't make him shut up.
"Gun! Gun! Gun!" I couldn't make him shut up.
That's what it is.
Well, well, it's time for a delicious meal.
I'm curious about what I can eat.
Shuji! Shuji!
Welcome. What can I do for you?
Well, I'd like to have a bowl of "Tougarashi".
Yes, a bowl of "Tougarashi".
Well, well, well!
I'll take it!
Excuse me.
What is this?
Please wait a moment.
No way!
I see.
A mysterious noodle seems to come out.
Oh!
Here you are.
Thank you.
Oh! This is...this is...
It looks delicious!
Yes! Yes!
What is this?
Yum! Yum!
I'll have some Kaedama.
Here is Kaedama.
I'll have some Kaedama.
Yum! Yum!
This Kaedama is so tasty!
Yum! Yum!
This is so good!
Kaedama was so good!
It's so good!
It was so good!
This is so good!
I can't stop eating.
A doctor is good.
It's so good!
I've never been beaten by you.
Yes, you have.
Was it painful?
Did you forget anything?
It's a show by Downtowner.
What is it?
It's called "Inokioy Matsuri".
Oh, I did it!
Yes.
I did it, I did it.
You ran away, didn't you?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Usshi from "Usshioy Matsuri" is Mr. Inoki.
Inokioy Matsuri.
Oh, I did it, I did it, I did it!
It's true!
You ran away.
You've forgotten, haven't you?
No, that's...
You've done too many things.
That's true.
Okay, thank you!
Live broadcast, okay, welcome!
I'm hungry.
Okay, thank you.
Are you excited?
Okay!
Are you excited?
Okay, today I'd like to do a special "himuro no taruto" fortune-telling for you.
I'd like to do a "himuro no taruto" fortune- telling from Niagara.
Okay, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Okay.
What do you want me to sell you?
Huh?
What do you want me to sell you?
Okay, "kenkouin".
"Kenkouin"!
I'll choose my favorite card from here.
My favorite card.
I've chosen it!
This is...
This is... "dokuro no hotei" card!
If I get this card...
I'll die in September.
You're crazy!
I'm sorry.
What do you want me to do for you?
Let me see...
I'm trying to avoid taking exams.
Exams?
Okay, exams and studying.
Okay.
Please choose a card you like.
Okay, I'm counting on you.
I want you to choose one.
It's a picture of me catching a lion.
I'll pass it off as August.
It's August.
I'll leave it as it is.
I'll leave it as it is and pass it off in August.
No, no, no...
You will die.
I'll leave it as it is and pass it off in August.
I'm sorry, but I have to go.
What do you want me to do for you?
- Is it love fortune? - Love fortune, okay!
- I want you, boing! - Love fortune, okay!
- Love fortune? - Love fortune, okay!
Ah, this is...
This is...
This is a pose where you're hanging upside down!
This is...
♪ Joy me, I'm so fortunate ♪
♪ Muddy shoes ♪
I'll give you muddy boots in October.
- Love fortune, okay! - Muddy shoes in October.
- Muddy boots in October. - You're crazy!
- What? - Be careful, muddy shoes.
Muddy boots in October. Be careful.
You'll break them.
Okay, you're still a legend!
Thank you!
There are so many in the summer.
There are so many things in the summer.
I'll give you muddy boots in October.
- Muddy boots. - Boots.
- Boots.
What kind of love fortune do you want me to do for you?
Yama-chan, do you want me to do it for you? I asked you to do it for me at the end of the year, though.
"Housei's Big Challenge for 24 Hours". I see.
Isn't it interesting?
Recently, you know, I haven't done it for a long time.
No, no, no.
- You're showing off. - You're showing off.
- What are you talking about?
- You're showing off. - You're showing off.
I've been looking at the calendar and haven't done it for a long time.
I've been asking you to do it for me for a long time.
Osada Shouhei
The strongest athlete in the entertainment world, Osada Shouhei has entered.
With his powerful physical ability,
he will challenge the record of century that human beings have never achieved before.
Now, a double-decker monster has stopped in the Japanese TV's meeting room.
I'm not good at this anymore.
Currently, this double-decker's highest record is 19 steps of Iketani Naoki.
Now, the challenge of fate has finally begun.
Now, it's Osada's challenge.
How is it? A head-on collision!
What a head-on collision!
But, Osada doesn't change his expression much.
Neither the jump box nor Osada is shocked.
Now, Osada, show me your potential!
It's your second challenge.
Fly high, Osada!
He hit it from the front!
He hit it for the second time, but he doesn't change his expression!
Now, he's adjusting the board.
This is very important.
That's not a problem.
Osada is a delicate athlete who carefully adjusts the board.
Through the first and second attempts,
he measured the distance with the jump box.
Will it be his third honest attempt?
That's a good speed! How is it?
That was close!
He reached the top of the board, but...
Oh, this is Osada!
Didn't you like the distance between you and the board?
This is a dangerous idea.
Until now, it was just an adjustment.
This is the real thing!
Show me your potential, Osada!
It's your fourth challenge.
Fly high, Osada!
But he failed!
Osada and Shouhei clash!
The fourth attempt didn't go well either.
Osada lowers his head and leaves.
That was the last attempt.
The first attempt went too far.
I was careful in the second and third attempts.
That's right.
What kind of special is it?
Hello, everyone!
It's time for Shoulder Telephone Shopping!
This time, I, Osada, will introduce you this Shoulder Tag!
Now, Osada of Shoulder Tag will recommend you this product!
You always use an electric toothbrush, don't you?
But, if you use an electric toothbrush, only the head part is electric, right?
So, you may get tired of brushing your teeth like me and it may be a test for you.
Now, I will introduce you a product which can solve such problems.
This is the product!
SUPER MOUSE OSSIA 2000!
With a super motor, it rotates 2000 times per second!
How can you wear it? First of all, it's easy!
You can wear it easily like this by wearing a helmet like this!
Now, put it in your mouth!
Now, all you have to do is turn it on!
It rotates 2000 times per second!
Please pay attention to this toothbrush!
Look at it!
Are you okay?
Did you see that?
Look around you!
Are you okay?
Look around you!
That's too much!
Look around you!
This time, we'll deliver it for 180,000 yen!
Please buy it, everyone!
Wow!
He's an idiot.
He made it.
Wow.
He's an idiot.
He made it himself.
I think so.
Recently, he's been holding a bag of Tokyu Hands.
I see.
He really likes it.
His goal for this year is to win a good design award.
Really?
Yes.
He doesn't like "King of Contents" anymore.
He's a self-taught YouTuber.
YouTuber.
Can I say this?
Sure.
It's not that extreme.
I have a lot of things I want to say.
Don't you?
Don't say "don't you?"
Don't you say "don't you?"
He's a newcomer to showbiz world.
Mr. Magical!
Tomasa!
Don't say "don't you?"
Tomasa!
Don't say "don't you?"
Let me go!
What's that?
What's that? Take it off!
What are you doing?
It's none of your business!
It's none of my business!
What do you want me to do?
In such a small place...
Are you going to give it back?
It's none of your business!
Go ahead and say it, Ken.
That's how it is. This is all we have.
First of all, I haven't seen what's inside.
I know.
Dance and say it.
Was Ken good?
No, I don't need that.
I don't care if it's stuck or not.
What is it? It's something else.
It's Jackie.
I don't care anymore.
What is it?
Sausage.
I'm fine.
What is it?
I ate it.
That's all.
It was an entertainment show.
Thank you.
I ate it.
Sausage.
What did he say in the end?
I love him.
Good job.
Thank you.
How much is it?
42,000 yen.
It's the same as fire.
How was it?
I didn't like it at all.
The first time, my nose went in and I flew away.
I thought it was dangerous.
You should have said something better in the rehearsal.
The second and third times, you were too harsh.
You don't like it?
Are you kidding me?