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We have someone who wants to talk with you.
Last week's "Two Shot Talk", Kamai and his friends appeared as guests.
What is their purpose?
Matsumoto-san told me that he doesn't like Hawaii.
Oh, he told you.
He told me that.
Why is that?
Isn't it weird for them to be together?
Tonight, we will find out the reason!
Also!
Yamauchi's dissatisfaction with Hawaii exploded!
Matsumoto-san, please do something about it.
We are not popular here.
We have been coming here for a long time.
I hate you!
"Two Shot Talk" with Kamai and his friends!
Start!
"Two Shot Talk" with Kamai and his friends!
First of all, I don't like Kamai and his friends.
What?
Me, too!
Wait!
I thought you only like Kamai and his friends.
Really?
Isn't it weird for them to be together?
What is that?
It doesn't look like it.
First of all, it's minus 70 points.
It's a minus star.
Matsumoto-san, did you interpret our dissatisfaction as weirdness?
It's not weirdness.
It's us.
Why are we in the same place?
I don't know.
It's just coincidence.
It's not coincidence.
It's because you are a comedian.
You can say "I don't like you" because you think it's delicious.
You say "I don't like you" every time you appear.
If I were another comedian, I might be able to do it.
I came here because I admired "downtown".
I think everyone says it.
I can't laugh.
Recently, "hamaia" also hates you.
"downtown" doesn't hate you.
You're lying, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
I thought you didn't know much about "hamaia".
I hate you, too.
Don't say that.
You're three against one.
I've done "hamaia" several times.
I did it once.
"downtown" will definitely hate you.
Shut up!
Stop it!
At the end of the day's shooting, there was a penalty game called "bungee jumping".
"hamaia" was chosen among various seniors.
"hamaia" had to jump "bungee jumping".
You know it's hesitant to jump at first.
But I didn't jump for an hour.
You're lying.
I was waiting for my seniors.
"hamaia", that's enough.
I jumped for the second hour.
I jumped for another hour.
All of them are seniors.
Next, the director and producer said, "Because of Hamai-san's lighting, if the sun goes down any more, nothing will be reflected anymore, so we're about to start in three hours."
"Next, we'll count together, so please do it at that timing," they said and counted with the seniors down there. "Ten," "Nine," "Eight," they counted, "Three," "Two," "One," and they didn't fly away.
And at the end of the show, Hamai-san said, "I won't fly away."
I hate you!
Is that possible?
Why?
It was really scary.
Let's do it.
No, no, that's...
Let's do it.
It was really scary.
That's the reason we're doing it.
It was really scary.
No, no, let's do it. We have no choice but to do it.
Did any bungees fly down there?
Bungees didn't fly.
They didn't fly, did they?
So there wasn't a case like that?
No, not even a single one of them.
We didn't do anything like that!
No, it's really funny.
When you watch "downtown" or "honma ni omoshiroi hito" (really funny people), you often wonder if bungees are flying or not.
Bungees aren't flying.
That's not what I'm saying!
It's not in that situation!
It's not in a situation where you can do that!
However, Hamada did skydiving.
He did skydiving.
In a punishment game.
See, he's doing it.
Hamada is doing it.
If I was losing, I'd probably be doing it.
If it were me, I'd make sure that Matsumoto-san doesn't fly.
I've been watching it a lot, too.
Matsumoto-san said it.
You can't do that!
I was worried about bungees.
I'm a scaredy-cat.
I worked hard on maintenance today, too.
If you say it's okay, I'll be relieved.
You're a little injured enough to fall with a rope around your feet.
You're falling from a live show, aren't you?
I don't know!
If you don't know, what are you going to do?
I'll say it all.
Being bitten by the police.
I've never been bitten by the police in other places.
I've only been bitten by this straw part.
I've done it 10,000 times and never been bitten.
I might be bitten for the 11,000th time.
It's like a bird's-nest song.
I don't know!
It's like a bird's-nest song backwards.
It's going up a little.
On the contrary, the probability is going up.
That's right.
But that's the cause.
I don't know. The staff hates me.
It didn't fly in Osaka era.
If it was in Tokyo, would it fly?
I don't like to say this to Osaka staff.
I think it's not good to say this now.
It will fly.
Can it fly now?
Can it fly with these feet?
Can it fly?
Can it fly with these feet?
Can you do it?
Can you fly with these feet?
I can do it.
Can you do it?
I want you to ask me one more thing.
Can you talk about staff?
Be quiet.
I thought about one more thing.
When we were moving, there was a car park.
A police officer put a car in the car park.
We were just walking.
A police officer put a car in the car park.
He said to us, "You put a car in the car park now, right?"
He said we should do something like that.
After we passed the police park,
Hamaie said "You were doing something like that, right?"
She started talking about it.
She said "Why do we have to do something like that?"
She was in the dressing room of the TV station.
She said "You are doing something like that, right?"
I ignored it and went to the bathroom.
When I came back, I heard a phone call.
I passed in front of the police station.
You or the police officer were hit by us.
Why were you hit by us? Can you explain it to me?
- What does it mean? - What do you mean?
- You were really hitting us. - Really.
- Was it that big of a hit? - How big of a hit?
That's not even a hit.
No, no, I hate you.
I hate you.
I can't help it.
It's a story from about ten years ago, when things were still going well.
- It's changed now. - I didn't do anything.
I'm sorry.
This is because I only blame Yamauchi.
He's not good either.
But it's not only me who's wrong.
He's also really slow, so he's really slow when he walks.
- And... - I got angry at the moment of the motion.
I got angry because he's slow when he walks.
When we were on location or something,
when the staff and the crew were walking,
we were getting slower and slower.
When we get in the elevator or something,
even though the staff is pressing the button to open it,
he's really slow when he walks.
And he doesn't run.
I'm like, "Hey, run. Everyone's waiting for you."
- What? - I get it now,
but because you haven't run before,
you don't match your pace.
- That's funny. - It's funny, right?
- It's funny. - You're definitely using your words wrong.
- It's not like that. - That's funny.
I've been running before,
so if I run here, people will think I'm running to look at people.
- That's why I don't run at all. - Then let's walk faster.
- Let's match everyone's pace. - From now on, we won't run at all.
But I haven't walked fast before.
I don't know what to say to those who have been waiting for me to walk so far.
- I don't know what to say. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- Run, you! - How fast are you walking?
- It's really slow. - Because this guy is big.
- Isn't it too late to say that? - It's too late.
- I'm so angry! I've been waiting for you for a long time. - Really?
- What did you say? - I'm so angry!
- Who said that? - I'm so angry!
- Even if you're downtown, you should walk. - Even if you're downtown in the elevator, you should walk.
- Comedians say this a lot. "Even if I'm downtown, will you take that attitude?" They say this a lot.
- They say it a lot. - But you're not downtown.
- To be honest, I've refused to drink with you about 20 times in a row. - That's a problem.
- Everytime I say no, you say "Even if I'm downtown, will you say no?" You're Tsuda.
- I know. - You're Tsuda.
- Everytime you say no, you say "Even if I'm downtown, will you say no?" You're Tsuda.
- What are you talking about? - I know I'm weird, but we're both weird.
- There were some abnormal behaviors in Hamaieno. We were often put in the same hotel room.
- In the same bed. - We had that too. - We slept there. I don't drink much, so I want to go to bed early.
- In Hamaie, we drank and smoked at the same time. - That's a problem.
- Isn't it fine to drink and smoke? - No, we were in the same room.
- I know you don't smoke and you don't drink, but you're naked on the bed watching TV and you're drinking Chuhai while you're smoking, and that's the first thing that makes you angry.
- Isn't there such a thing? - One of you is sleeping, but you're watching TV.
- I'm curious about it, so I'm watching it and suddenly I'm writing "agra" with "zenra" but I pulled out my buttocks.
- When I was sitting like this, I looked in the mirror in front of me and I had a lot of buttocks.
- I had never seen such a place before, so I thought I had a lot of buttocks, and when I pulled it out, it came out a lot.
- Is it your first time? - Yes, it's my first time.
- I pulled it out and saved it. - You thought you'd throw it away later, didn't you?
- It came out in the shape of a ball. - It's like a millennium ball.
- It came out a lot, and I don't know what I thought about it, but it was in the lump of my buttocks.
- It was like a magician's firework.
- When it was about to burn into a sheet of paper, Hamaie screamed "kyaaah" and said "hah, hah, hah, hah" sideways.
- What is he doing? - It was crazy.
- Yamauchi-san, shut up and pretend you're sleeping. - Pretend I'm sleeping and say "hah, hah, hah" sideways.
- What is he doing?
- Well, now I like Hamaie a little bit, but... - From Tsumogawa...
- He's a good boy.
- Where is "good boy" in this story? - Where is "good boy" in this story?
- Did you stay in the same room with Downtown-san? - No, we stayed in Okinawa.
- We stayed in Okinawa for about a week. - We stayed in Okinawa for about a week.
- Of course, we didn't have a manager, so it was just the two of us.
- In the evening, when we were told to do a story... - That's right.
- That's it. We didn't have anything else to do.
- We stayed in the same room for a long time, and this guy's harshness...
- Um... - Do you know him?
- Is he eating senmai-zuke?
- Senmai-zuke... - Is he eating about eight senmai-zuke?
- Is there senmai-zuke in Okinawa?
- I can't sleep at all!
- I have breakfast in the morning, so I have to go eat it before nine o'clock.
- But I can't sleep anymore, so I keep eating.
- Every morning, he gets on my horse and says, "Wake up!"
- "When will you wake up?"
- "Before nine o'clock! Before nine o'clock! Before nine o'clock!"
- Like that.
- I'm not tired of it! - Because of the excited voice.
- And on that night, I had it again and again and again...
- I'm eating narazuke (pickled vegetables) now.
- He ate up all the senmaizuke. - I ate up all the senmaizuke.
- I'm eating it again and again...
- I don't like that one better, the excited one.
- But if you say delicate one, it's probably the first one in our house.
- And if you say that one, it's probably the second one in our house.
- No, no, that's not it.
- My nervous system is... - Oh, is that so?
Yamauchi doesn't pay attention to others.
- Really? - Yes.
When we go out to eat during work, we eat fast, don't we?
For example, when we go to an award ceremony, we order a set menu.
We order a set of lunch menus.
- Because it's fast, right? - That's right.
We order one of each, like a grand menu.
Then we make a Yamauchi set.
- Is he a good boy? - He's a little bit of a good boy.
- Really? - Yes, yes, Yamauchi is like that.
His parents are both teachers.
- He has a high education background. - That's right.
His mother went to Shingaku High School and went to college.
He also has a teacher's license.
- So, in this corner... - Kataya Hamaie doesn't have a driver's license.
There it is.
- He paid about 250,000 yen... - He's really stupid.
- He doesn't have a driver's license. - He's really stupid.
- Oh, you don't have it? - You don't have it?
- Did you give up? - Yes.
You're crazy! You're crazy! You're crazy!
You're crazy! You're that crazy?
I didn't know what was going on at all.
You didn't know what was going on with your seniors in the office?
I really didn't know what was going on.
I used to be a bit of a yankee in Osaka, so I'm decent now, but when I first met you, you were about 19 or 20 years old, and at that time there was a theater called Bass Yoshimoto, and the main members of Bass Yoshimoto were Chidori and Nankai Candies, and by chance Total Tembos was also there, but I think I was drinking at the shopping street a thousand days ago, and when I finished drinking and came out, I and Hamaie and
Akina, a combination of Yamana and three entertainers happened to pass by, but we were entertainers who didn't even belong to Yoshimoto yet, so we said hello and passed by like that, and the seniors said, "Hey, you guys are entertainers, aren't you? Say hello properly, come over here," and I thought I was really angry at first, and when I said I'm sorry, Daigo-san was behind me and
I thought it was a joke, and I said, "Get out of the picture, you guys," and Yamana and I immediately said we're sorry and got out of the picture, and when I looked at Hamaie for a moment, I saw Daigo-san like this, and I was surprised at the seniors of the agency who are trying to belong from now on.
I really don't know.
I thought I was in a lot of trouble when I was 19 years old, and then I was told that I didn't know you guys, so I don't know much either.
But Hamada-san was like that too, right?
What are you talking about?
Don't say it together, you idiot!
Originally, Hamada-san was like that too.
Don't say I'm an idiot! I'm not as cruel as you!
Things got worse, and worse, and worse...
I was like that too. Things got worse, and worse, and worse...
Well, Hamada-san was cruel too.
He had a lot of bad episodes.
Because he escaped from school.
What kind of school was it?
It was a tough school.
He escaped from there with two searchlights.
Wow!
It's like a pocket!
It's like a searchlight!
No, no, no!
You were bluffing!
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
Can you take me out for a meal?
No!
No, no, no.
I think you'll understand.
Oh, but I'm sorry. Can we eat in, then?
Eat in, stop?
I was about to say that.
It's really fast.
Mini stop, you know.
When you go in.
I think the OL is eating a little.
It's over there.
If you don't tell me, I'll go.
If Matsumoto-san and Mini Stop don't tell me and eat, I'll go.
No, I'll start from there.
No, it's not like that.
Can you take me out for a meal?
I don't know what kind of person you look like.
There's something cute about it.
After the M-1 Grand Prix was over, I was on my way to the location.
I was listening to something on my cell phone with an awkward look on my face.
And then I looked at it.
Ota-san from "Bakushou Mondai" said something funny about Hamaie at M-1.
I looked up the news that he said it on the radio.
And I'm listening to that radio over and over again.
I was surprised.
Ogiya-hagi-san said something funny.
I've been listening to Ogiya-hagi-san's research.
It's been going around all the time.
Ogiya-hagi-san says too much that I'm writing the story and I'm doing it all.
Even after the M-1 Grand Prix or the show race, the entertainers come and say it was funny.
It's all over here.
Even though we're doing it together.
I'm compensating for that part in such a place.
What is it?
I want to apologize for saying it was funny.
I'm going to Ogiya-hagi-san.
What is it?
Don't you know?
What is it?
I've been told it's funny.
Matsumoto-san doesn't know.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that, but...
Matsumoto-san doesn't know that the previous M-1 Grand Prix was passing by here.
It was funny, but it passed by here.
No, it's a little...
It's a little...
I've come to realize that it's a little crazy even in the mountains.
It's crazy.
It's not just slow to walk.
When you're done now, you go to the elevator, don't you?
What kind of movement do you like to do?
I'll do it for downtown.
I'll do it for downtown. I won't do anything else.
I'll do it with this.
I see.
I actually have it firmly.
Can you lick your feet?
I can lick Mr. Hamada's feet at all.
Oh, my God!
But you really respect Mr. Hamada, don't you?
You really like him, don't you?
Yes, of course.
You can do anything, can't you?
I can do anything.
Can you lick your feet?
I can lick Mr. Hamada's feet at all.
Oh, my God!
But you really respect Mr. Hamada, don't you?
You really like him, don't you?
Oh, my God!
Absolutely!
Oh, my God!
This guy is really crazy!
Oh, my God!
I'm giving it back.
Why are you so satisfied, Mr. Kawakusa?
No, no, no, I respect you.
I'm glad you're confused.
If you're serious about it, you should respect Mr. Matsumoto the most.
No, no, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I respect Mr. Matsumoto.
I can't do it casually.
Anyone can do it.
Then I'll do it casually.
I can't do it casually.
I said I respect you, Mr. Matsumoto.
I can't do it casually!
It's crazy!
This guy is crazy!
My feet are cold!
Yes, you can do it.
My feet are cold.
I can do it casually too.
Casually...
I don't know what you're talking about!
Come on!
What's up with you, Yamamoto?
I'm leaving.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm leaving!
Thank you, everyone!
Come on!