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Has he crossed the line?
This is disgusting!
Last year's New Year's Eve, Tanaka's reaction was full of suspicions.
Tanaka!
This is strange.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong?
What did you say?
You said you were the worst this time!
If you were acting, you should have done it better!
No, I wasn't acting.
That's right. His reaction was full of suspicions.
Even if it was a thigh kick.
Ouch!
He complained of pain for years.
And then,
he started to doubt his ears.
He started to doubt his ears.
Was it really painful today?
Wasn't it more painful than usual?
Was it more painful than usual?
Compared to last year,
it was painful, of course.
But, compared to last year,
it wasn't as painful.
But, compared to last year, it wasn't as painful.
Shut up!
You scared me!
Did Tanaka really do it?
Let's verify it thoroughly!
Tanaka-san's reaction is suspicious!
Let's verify it thoroughly!
Originally, I thought it would work, but it didn't work at all!
You fell for it, didn't you?
No, my words were not enough.
You think you're funny when you see the first V, don't you?
Maybe you're turning right, but why do you turn left?
I'm also surprised about it.
But what surprises me is that something like this happens!
I'd like to make it clear today.
Before you're judged to have done it, you'll be punished.
You'll be punished.
If you can turn back the clock, you should have rolled in the opposite direction.
That's not true!
No matter how many times you do it, you can't turn back the clock.
You can't turn back the clock, so think carefully!
You've been very hard on me!
No, we're partners!
I'm telling you because I want to punish you!
I'm telling Miyasako, too!
Miyasako
First of all, please look at this.
I don't want to say it, but I was doing something I shouldn't be afraid of.
Wait a minute!
You were doing it!
It's getting cold!
Is this it?
Yes, yes, yes!
That's weird, too!
You're right!
Then let's see your reaction!
Don't be surprised, Hajimari is at a hospital from 13 years ago.
His first reaction is...
This is scary!
It fell!
It melted!
Why? Why? Why?
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
I see it! I see it! I see it!
It's 1-1.
Is it normal for it to melt?
Why is it blue?
He raises his arms and shakes his body in surprise.
That unexpected reaction has already begun.
But it's normal now, right?
It's 1-2.
Move back a little.
And after the hospital...
It's not broken.
Take a rest.
Let's be careful.
Where is it?
Really?
It's going to happen.
It's not going to happen for everyone.
It's too fast.
Let's go quickly.
Let's work together.
My heart hurts.
Why are you wearing a microphone?
I'm sorry.
With the same trick that surprised them just now,
they reacted in exactly the same way.
If that's the case,
some doubts can't be removed.
Look at this.
Is it going to fall on its back?
No, no, no.
It's not going to fall.
This is amazing.
This is long.
This is a long pose.
No matter what the trick is,
the reaction is the same.
What is that?
It's a cue dance.
That's right.
As Matsumoto said,
raising both hands in this reaction
is acting.
That's too much.
Seriously.
One of the doubts is coming out happily.
This is bad.
That surprised me.
It came out all of a sudden.
Thank you for your hard work.
The problem scene comes after
Hayashi and Fusai leave.
Am I crazy?
What's wrong with me?
Am I crazy?
There's nothing wrong with me, right?
It's a Sunday.
It's just a fart.
This reaction.
If you fart, I'll be surprised.
You've asked me many times.
And there's one more
thing I want you to know.
What's that?
What's this?
Onion?
One by one, the ingredients of hamburgers come out.
This gimmick.
It's here.
Sticky rice?
After this, I want you to pay attention to Tanaka who has sticky rice.
It's messed up.
Don't drink it.
It's burnt! It's burnt!
He's surprised.
He puts bread crumbs on his head.
Use your left hand!
Isn't it too much?
Tanaka's reaction.
How will he judge it?
It's good.
It's good!
It's not good.
In that sense.
You're doing like this.
But it's burnt.
It's burnt.
It's burnt, isn't it?
It's like a love dance.
It's over.
Peace?
Hamada-san's peace?
It's such a Sunday.
Of course, I've experienced it many times.
But I didn't think I'd long for it at that timing.
A paper came out and I got in touch with people.
In myself.
If you long for peace in a completely defenseless state, people will be like "ah".
It's not good!
A paper came out and I got in touch with people.
- Can you do it? - I'll do it.
- Well, I guess you can say that. - No, no, you can't say that.
- It's really... - It's really...
The big kick that caused this suspicion.
The number of times Kanaka received it and the series "Don't Laugh"
a total of 23 times.
- The first one was... - It's a lie!
Among them, he received a suspicious reaction.
- There's no such thing. - It's a lie!
Don't Laugh
- One, two... - Fifteen years ago, in high school...
- Fifteen years ago, Kanaka pulled out his lipstick and said... - Already at this moment...
The suspicious reaction is...
- Whoa, this is the worst! - It's a lie!
- This is the worst! - It's a lie!
- I'm sorry! - It's a lie!
- What is this?! - It's a lie!
- Whoa! - This can't be a joke!
- His voice! - He's talking! He's talking!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Don't make a voice! Don't make a voice!
- This can't be a joke! - Whoa, he's talking!
- It's after you eat it, right? - His reaction is wide-opened again.
- But this is unexpected. - This is natural.
- It's a lie! - It's a lie!
- I'll give you a strong blow. - What?
- If you do something weird, it'll hurt again. - No, I don't want it anymore!
- I don't want weird things anymore!
- Ouch! - I wonder what it is.
- Ouch! Ouch! - I should have gone a bit faster.
- Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! - I should have said it before they attacked me.
- To make things worse, this out... - That's impossible.
- What's wrong?
Hamada san, you can't do it
Hamada, out!
Yamazaki, out!
And after this
Suspicions continue
Morisoto, out!
He started running
He started doing things like this
Doing things?
I'm counting on you
Dad, you're always doing weird things on TV
He was persistent
His previous reaction and complete opposition
Next year's Earth Defense Force
I love you
I'm really embarrassed
I'm begging you
A letter from his beloved son
And a big cry
And then, a big kick
Cry!
I don't want it
Will his emotional tears transcend his pain?
This is what happens to people!
Every time, he must have been in so much pain
But this time, there's no reaction
I'm glad
The last suspect is the professor of science.
Pay attention to his back kick.
Can I hit with this?
What's wrong with you?
There's nothing wrong with you.
Calm down!
There's nothing wrong with you.
What did you say "dangerous"?
I said "dangerous" over there.
I'm sorry.
You say such a thing in such a situation.
Yes, I say such a thing in such a situation.
Even if you say "it hurts"...
He must be in severe pain and cannot see around him, but calmly avoids the locker.
Now, Tanaka's reaction. How do you judge it?
The last one was terrible, wasn't it?
It was dangerous.
You were calm.
Everyone was like that. Because something more dangerous than a kick is approaching.
If you go like that, you will hit the corner.
You will hit the corner.
The corner was about to enter your eye.
If you go like that, you will try to avoid danger.
You will say "it's dangerous".
It's dangerous. Really.
It's dangerous to say "it hurts" with a kick.
It doesn't hurt at all.
It hurts, but...
You can say "it's dangerous".
You say "it's dangerous" clearly.
I think you are calm.
I thought "it's dangerous" in a different sense.
I thought "it's dangerous", and "Tanaka is going to a dangerous place".
I don't know who was running around.
I think you are like me.
You were kicked by someone.
You couldn't stand it.
You had to run away from something.
You chose to run away from something.
You chose it.
It's not good to say "you chose it".
You chose it.
Since we analyzed Tanaka's reaction to experts in various fields,
First, Masato, former world champion of K-1.
How did Tanaka's reaction look in his eyes?
Well, I watched the video, and I have some questions.
First of all, when you get kicked and it hurts, do you make a voice like that?
It hurts!
I think it hurts for a moment, but I don't think there are many people who scream like that.
There is also running and rolling, isn't there?
I think you can only do it if you can afford it.
Next is the plastic surgeon of Oka, Director Tatsumasa Oka.
How does the authority of sports medicine analyze Tanaka's reaction?
Well, I'm not an expert in reactions, but there was a point where I was about to throw up from my position of will.
I think there are times when it hurts and you throw up a hundred steps and you feel sick, but you're running around after that.
So I'm a little curious about how you can run a lot and move after you've thrown up.
On the contrary, if you're in a bad mood and you're about to throw up, you can't run after that.
So it's not a lie that you're throwing up.
Oh, I see.
Well, that's it.
Finally, from the stamp committee, Masao Takahashi, representative of Takahashi Racing.
In action movies and TV shows,
a legend who makes his name known
analyzes Tanaka's reaction like this.
You know how to show it, right?
This is how you show it.
- Like this. - I don't know how.
- I think it's "tanto". - Oh, "tanto".
Even inside,
if Takahashi made his eyes round,
he would show this same reaction
with any trick.
Isn't it weird?
Doing the same thing every time
is very difficult even in our "tanto" world.
- I see. - We have to show our charm
to the audience.
In a way, Tanaka-san is also accurate.
- Precise calculations and... - Precise calculations.
How you laugh and how you communicate with the other members
are the same every time.
I think it's a wonderful performance.
Performance?
We've been debating whether it's acting or not.
- Yes. - But from your point of view...
- Yes. - That's...
Yes, of course it's acting.
Of course it's acting.
Experts' analysis is complete.
Now, how do you judge it?
- Well... - Mazuo-san.
- Yes? - What do experts think?
- Well, Takahashi-san is praising you. - Yes.
- In a way, right? - You're a wonderful actor.
- Yes. - You're an actor.
- It's the same thing. You can't imagine it. - Of course you're an actor.
No, no, it's not like that. It's not like that at all.
- It's not like that at all. - But...
- What Masato-kun said is that it really hurts and you can't speak. - Yes, yes, yes.
What about you?
- Well, you know, by speaking out... - You can communicate with others.
That was there but...
I have a feeling that I may have found it. I think it's okay to say that I found it.
- While I was breathing... - You found it, right?
- Yes, it is... - That's why you have a loud voice, right?
- No, no, no. - After this...
The pure Tanaka of those days is resurrected.
Before the final judge, we'd like you to watch...
It's Tanaka! Everyone, gather up!
A prank show from 23 years ago.
At that time, Tanaka's reaction was pure.
Tanaka, you're wearing a mask and playing janken!
Stop it!
You do it!
Ah, it's over!
Tanaka is in control of the game by himself.
- It's that kind of corner. - Ah, I see.
- It's that kind of corner. - But...
- It's over. - He can't stand it anymore.
- It's over! - He's angry.
- You're the winner! - I'm the winner?!
- I'm the winner of this game? - I'm the winner of this game?
Is it okay? Is it okay for me to do it?
- Is it okay? - Yes.
What should I do?
Huh?
Yes and no. You're doing the same thing twice.
I knew you'd do it like that.
- Your own... - Huh? - Your own... - Yeah.
- You can do it your own! - Sorry, sorry!
- Hey, I know you're standing there... - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- I know you're standing there... - You can't do it like that!
- Sorry, sorry! - Hey, let me go!
- Let me go! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
- You can't do it like that! - Huh?
- I can't do it like that!
I cried.
You know, this is...
I cried.
It's a lie!
The lies of this moment
are lies without lies.
That's right.
The Kanakana of those days
will never return.
I'm serious!
When you were thrown like this,
you didn't scream like this.
It's different.
Remember those days!
If you screamed like that now,
would you scream like this?
Is Tanaka
really acting?
Or not?
It's time
for justice!
I'll watch you with an honest eye.
Please!
Do it!
Wait a minute!
Please give me a break!
This is important!
This is very important!
This is really important!
Actually, from now on,
Tanaka prank!
The usual kickboxer and
middle school student have switched!
Taikick!
At that time,
What kind of reaction will he show?
Even so, nothing has changed for Tanaka!
That's right!
If that's the case, I won't do it anymore!
I've seen a lot of tests!
What will happen?
Look at the camera here!
You can see it right away!
Wait a minute!
I'll do it very well today!
Really!
Taikick!
Please give me a break!
Huh?
Does it hurt?
It's the same!
Is it the same?
Is it the same as before?
I'll do it all!
It's the same!
Is it the same?
Tanaka!
No!
No! No! No!
He's always the same.
How old is he now?
He's 13 years old.
Then...
I think he'll grow a lot.
He'll be able to kick like that.
After this...
The man of the show...
Tanaka will kick!
I really want you to believe in me.
I really haven't done it yet.
You haven't done it yet?
What will happen if Heipo kicks you?
Does Heipo kick you?
Heipo, kick me harder.
I haven't done it yet.
I have more weight than you think.
Heipo, kick me harder.
I'll kick you.
Ouch!
Are you okay?
You...
I'll kick you!
You comedian!
Do you know how I feel?
I'm trying so hard!
I'm sweating!
I'm scared of you!
You'll come back, won't you?