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Contestant No.31 Chiki Chiki
He's always dancing like that
I can't do it
I can't be like that
Do you do this?
No I can't
It's over
Contestant No.32 Chiki Chiki
Okay
I did it
No. 31
Contestant No.31 Chiki Chiki
Chiki chiki
This year too, we are in the middle of laughing!
New year's party!
Thank you very much!
Hosei-san, what is the theme of this year's party?
This year is...
I'm curious about it.
What are you doing?
Father is...
Anyway, he seems to be doing his best this year!
Father, first of all, please say hello!
Yes!
Can you speak normally with my microphone?
You don't say "gyan-gyan", do you?
I don't say "gyan-gyan", do I?
You don't say "gyan-gyan", do you?
It's only for you, Fosei-san!
This year, we gathered like this and...
Well...
It's a pity that Picard and Illy-san...
What?!
But...
But I think that you will come!
It's not like that!
He will come!
He will definitely come!
It's not like that!
That tongue-twister is not the last one!
It's not like that!
Well...
It's a coincidence, today!
Today, it happened to be a coincidence!
Well...
Really, every year...
Yes!
This year, we can't laugh every year...
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
I secretly thought about if Tanaka would perform, and I was excited, but he didn't do much.
That's right.
But in various places, do you do things like "are you doing it here too?"
I don't do it. I don't do it.
But I think it's okay for you to go with that kind of character.
It's really hard work.
It's something new, isn't it? It's like a door has opened.
I don't do it.
What do you think, Yamauchi-san?
I don't do it.
I'm going to be strong.
Even if you say "don", it's like "kyun".
One, two...
Welcome!
Nice to meet you!
The 31st Gaki-no-Tsukai Grand Anniversary Party celebrates the new year, too!
Five people will receive new Gaki-no-Tsukai goods as presents from the staff!
And that plan will open the curtain!
Gaki-no-Tsukai!
The 14th Yama-One Grand Prix!
Break entertainer Toriumon's Yama-One Grand Prix!
This project has discovered many break entertainers!
What kind of new entertainers will appear this year?
Let's get started!
Here we are!
From Sun Music, we have a new powerful group!
Once you see them, you can't forget them!
The extreme male and female duo, Ponpoko!
Ponpoko! Ponpoko! Ponpoko!
Nice to meet you!
Good morning!
This is my child plate!
I'm putting it in my right arm!
Hello, winner call!
Excuse me!
I have something to say!
What is it? Are you nervous?
It's hard to make friends!
When I want to be friends with someone, I invite them to dinner!
Oh, you invited them!
But they refuse right away!
Oh, I see!
That's probably the reason.
Yeah, that's probably it.
But you know, there might be another reason for that.
Let's verify it.
Like you're always like this.
Yeah, I'm always like this.
Well, you worked hard today.
Let's work hard tomorrow, too!
That's amazing.
Oh, no!
You scared me!
I thought you were going to kill me!
What are you mumbling about?
I'm in the zone!
What do you mean, "zone"?
Wait a minute!
Do you have any plans of making friends?
Not for too long!
Give me back my time!
That's enough! Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you, Koutei!
Hey!
Yama-chan was really happy!
She was so happy!
Here comes dinner
You were so happy!
I didn't know what they were talking about!
It's like you're watching an American manga.
You're said to be the winner candidate.
Could you please give us a reward?
Hachimaki!
For my mom!
For Natsumi Inochi.
Please take it!
Thank you very much!
Let's move on!
One development after another.
A series of betrayals.
A new sense of trilogy.
Sony Music Artists.
Yadan, please!
Let's have a barbeque around here.
It's getting colder and colder.
It's really cold.
Are you cold?
Yes.
Then I'll lend you my jacket.
Thank you.
Wait a minute.
He's a good guy.
Nagashima, if you're cold, let's get some smoke.
Why?
It's good for you.
No, it's not.
Let's go!
Yes!
Yes! I won, Nagashima!
What do you think, Nagashima?
Nagashima!
Nagashima?
He's dead.
It wasn't on purpose.
What should we do?
Hey, I brought a bag!
What?
I messed up.
What should we do?
It wasn't on purpose!
There he is!
What should we do?
You're right.
Hello, is this the police?
I killed someone.
This is Kasenjiki's barbeque area.
Yes.
That's right.
Yes.
It was a prank!
You're late.
What?
I called the police.
But you didn't have to be this late.
It was awesome!
I'm back.
Yes, it was a prank.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
Ito is up. He's quiet.
That's enough.
Hey, Ito.
Wear this.
What?
No, I mean...
It's okay.
I didn't see anything.
Nagashima, you're really alive.
Calm down!
I know you want to think like that.
I'm here.
The place is around here, right?
Five meters, you know. If you don't do it, it's meaningless.
Nakashima, this is definitely not the reaction you were looking for!
You do the rest for me. It's starting to get too much.
Let's make it smaller for now.
Why are you so used to it?!
My phone has a GPS.
Let's throw it in the river.
Hey, you made your iPhone 11 Pro, didn't you?!
Is it okay?! Hey!
What are you doing?! What are you doing?!
There's evidence coming out of the silver mine.
What?! You're still going?!
How far are you going?!
If you can't do it, dig it up!
You don't have to dig it up!
It's not a game!
It's a game!
Hey, Nakashima! Stop it!
Nakashima, wake up! Nakashima!
Wake up!
It's you...
If it's your first time, you'll mess up right away.
Get out of the way!
It's not your first time?!
What?! What do you mean?!
It just happened in the car.
That's a blue sheet so we can barbecue together!
That's not a good way of using it!
Hey, stop it!
I'm scared! Stop it!
I'm scared!
How long are you going to be scared of me?!
I'm not scared of you! I'm more scared of Nakashima!
Why don't you tell me a joke?!
What's with that professionalism?!
Forget it, I'll do it! Let me do it!
I'm losing my mind.
I haven't noticed you telling me a joke!
There he is!
Was it a prank?
Hey!
It was a prank!
What are you talking about?
You tricked me!
Okay, let's start the barbecue!
I don't want to do it anymore!
Thank you very much!
How was it, Hamada-san?
It was fun.
I don't know what will happen in the end.
The story is getting deeper and deeper.
So, Hamada-san, you'll give it 100 points?
That's right.
Thank you!
100 points!
Did you like it?
It was really fun.
I wanted to see it in a proper place.
This is your place!
I see, you like it.
Give it back!
I can still use it!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Okay, let's move on!
Okay!
From the comedy world,
a veteran comedian's real-life impersonation.
He's been working with us for 17 years.
Please welcome, Okishi-jen!
Thank you!
Thank you for having me!
We're in Asakusa's comedy world.
We're going to do an impersonation of a veteran comedian.
Please do!
Here we go!
A non-competitive comedian.
Everyone around me has a hangover!
There's only one way to deal with that!
What is it?
It's a big iron bar!
What is it?
But we...
Oh!
It really existed. It really existed.
Next up is this.
"Big Boys" Nabe-shou, who makes excessive jokes during the show.
The other day, when I was riding the train, a young lady was sleeping next to me.
Oh, right!
And the salaryman standing in front of me was drunk.
The salaryman's drool was dripping and I got it on my hand.
Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha!
And, and, and, and?
And, you know?
I thought it was my own drool and licked it.
Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha!
And, and, and, and?
Thank you very much.
Next up is this.
"Blue Sky Worker" Kyuji-shou, who makes excessive jokes during the show.
Yes.
So, just throw away that water heater!
But I can still use it!
Hahaha!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
No matter how hard you try to bake it in the oven, you'll end up with crumbs!
That's not true!
Hahaha!
Thank you very much.
Next up is...
"Obon" Kobon's "Obon"-shou, who joins "Wakate Gakuen".
Good morning!
Oh, good morning!
What's with this red bean bun? Can I eat it?
Yes, it's a gift from "Kobon"-shou.
It's a cheap bun, isn't it?
Oh!
Hahaha!
And last up is this.
"Utsuni" Keiko-shou, who is pulled by her husband so much that she's worried about him.
Ah! I'm tired! Ah!
Matsumoto-san, is there anything you'd like to ask Matsumoto-san?
Yes, of course!
As a young man in the comedy industry, I've been supported by you all this year.
Is there a legend you'd like to tell us?
About two years ago, Matsumoto Hitoshi-san came to see me at the Toyohkan Festival.
On that day, the trumpet was playing, and the teachers were trembling with fear.
They heard that Matsumoto-san was coming!
Matsumoto Hitoshi-san came!
On that day, everyone was talking about the trumpet.
But on that day, the trumpet was playing and the teachers were trembling with fear.
Is that so?
Yes, that's right!
Did Matsumoto-san actually come?
Did he come?
That's what I said, and it's also true that everyone was trembling with fear.
They were trembling with fear!
It looks like it's true!
It all looks like it's true!
Today, I have something I really want to tell you all!
One! Two! Three! Four!
Yes!
Come on!
Belly!
Neck!
Back!
Both legs!
The order I take a bath and wash myself!
Kokoriko
Buckshore problem
Mustard lotus root
Tommy's
The one tall is
stupid!
Hah!
Right, left
Right, right, right, right
Oh come on
Right, right, right, left
Left, right, left, left, left
Right, right, Shibuya's first
Toyoko Line's first door opening
No it's not
Ha!
Stop saying "ha"
Ha!
Don't say "ha"
I can't watch anymore
It's full rotation now
It's too high
Let's move on
Kansai's hidden talent group
King of Toys
Yoshimoto Creative Agency's "Crossbar Direct Hit"
Go ahead
Congratulations!
Now, the children will...
Now!
We will take off
this happy
barbecue!
Happy!
Hey, chikubee opens and Sudachi comes out
Do you get it?
This is Sudachi
Yes!
This is Kabosu
Yes!
Chikubee opens and Sudachi comes out
Do you get it?
Everyone please have a look
Just have a look
Everyone please have a look
Happy! Happy!
Happy!
Hey, chikubee opens and Sudachi comes out
Did you get it?
Thank you very much!
The two of you said you had something you wanted to do with everyone.
There's a meatball-like game.
There's my gag "meatball-like portaball me".
Yes, there is.
When you say "meatball-like",
the person who says "meatball-like" has to say "portaball me" back and forth.
"New Year-like" is like "new year-like".
The person who says "meatball-like" and the person who says "portaball me" have to switch.
It's quite difficult.
Hamada-san is good at this.
Hamada-san, Hamada-san.
Hamada-san, are you good at this?
Hamada-san, please do it.
Okay, I'll do it.
"Sports newspaper-like".
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Think about it carefully.
There's still time.
Yes.
I can't show you now!
It's a full rotation now!
It's too much!
Conte Kawajiri manager!
Hello!
I am Kawajiri, the manager!
I am very sorry about this trip!
I hope you won't cut my deal anymore!
It's already five o'clock.
I hope you won't cut my deal anymore!
I'm sorry for being late!
Yoshitaka!
What time do you think it is?!
I'm sorry.
It's already four o'clock!
By the way, Yamamoto Shoji-san, you were in charge of this, weren't you?
I just received a phone call for a claim.
A claim?!
I ordered a hundred triangles for my butt,
and I received a hundred butt-cutters for my butt.
As of today, you are fired!
Wait a minute!
You can't do that!
You always make mistakes,
and you always come to work with a stick that has nothing to do with your job!
You've been holding it in all this time!
Hurry up and get out of this place with that dirty stick!
This stick is my father's memento.
I won't let anyone call me dirty!
I did it!
That's what I thought.
That's the biggest thing.
I didn't do it!
Who did it?!
I didn't ask you!
There's only one group of people left.
That's right!
Let's move on!
Can they imitate the big couple who got married last year?
Yoshimoto Creative Agency,
Shinano Takeo and Kinbara Sanae!
Here you go!
Hello, I'm the 27th Minister of Environment, Shinjiro Koizumi.
Good evening, I'm Krystal Takigawa.
First of all, I'm Krystal Takigawa, who always looks at Shinjiro Koizumi at an angle of 45 degrees.
First of all, everyone in the area, and everyone in the media, and everyone in the audience,
thank you so much for gathering here for us.
I'll keep an angle of 45 degrees.
I've never seen that before.
Next, we have Shinjiro Koizumi, who is having a press conference with his wife,
and Krystal Takigawa, who looks at Shinjiro Koizumi at an angle of 45 degrees for some reason.
Well, you know, it's not reason, is it?
After all, this world of politics is a battlefield.
But strangely, when I'm with this person,
Oh, I can take off my armor here. I can put down my weapon.
That's what I thought, and it went beyond reason.
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything.
Next up is Krystal Takigawa, who doesn't know if her marriage press conference is effective or not.
Yes, she is a very attractive woman.
But what I think is most important for me is that she is not a politician like Shinjiro Koizumi, but a human like Shinjiro Koizumi.
That's what I think is most important for me.
I didn't say that.
I didn't say that at all.
That's hot.
Thank you very much, Ms. Hana.
Thank you very much.
I was very nervous, but I think it's not a joke.
Shinjiro-san is a funny guy.
The world of comedy is a battlefield.
But it's strange.
When I'm with him, I can take off my armor and put down my weapon.
That's what I thought, but it's beyond logic.
That's what it is.
What?
I didn't do it.
What do you mean?
Finally, the results are announced!
The winner of the first round is...
Congratulations!
Who is it?
I don't know who it is.
It's Yadan!
Congratulations!
It was Yadan!
I would like to give you a trophy and a hotel room for your wife and son
How do you feel now? You won!
I wanted to win at "King of Cont"
You can do it at "King of Cont" too
At that age, I didn't know how to run
I didn't know how to say "chose"
I don't want to get involved with you guys
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