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A shock that shocked everyone on New Year's Day.
The strongest kids' fighter.
The 24-hour youth high school you should never laugh at.
The five strongest laughable people who have ever attacked.
What's so funny about it?
Everyone's scared of me!
Get out of my way!
This is the laughable prank that aired on New Year's Day.
But that's not all.
There are more pranks that haven't been released yet.
Tonight, they'll be released for six hours on New Year's Day.
I'm not laughing! I'm not laughing!
And they won't be released.
Their abs will collapse.
A scientific experiment.
My arms are broken! I can't go back!
A mysterious army arrives.
A game battle breaks out.
I'm going to kamikaze you.
What's wrong with you?
Don't laugh at me!
Tonight, it's finally over.
The strongest youth high school you should never laugh at.
The one and only released special.
Everyone!
Tonight, it's finally over.
But...
No, no, no.
They said we should show it on New Year's Day.
That's what they said.
How many hours do you do it on New Year's Day?
Six hours on New Year's Day.
You do it for six hours and if you can't show us the finished version, you should quit!
Take it out and put it in for six hours and if you can't show us the finished version, you should quit!
I think you should quit for two hours.
This program is sponsored by you.
Youth High School
Let's watch it from the beginning.
This is their first time on the phone.
It's gorgeous from the opening.
Gather up!
It's real!
There's a better way of using it!
A representative of rugby from Japan has appeared.
I'm going to hit you now!
What?
Hurry up and gather up!
Yes, sir!
Let's go!
Ouch!
All right!
I'm not doing it today.
I'm not doing it!
Ouch!
Yoshimoto's new comedy style conversation begins.
Don't you want to join Yoshimoto?
We don't want to join!
And the five of them dress like high school students and change into school uniforms.
However...
Huh?
Again?
Amada is wearing his familiar kappa uniform.
Wow!
Matsumoto is wearing his familiar uniform.
The rules are simple.
No matter what happens in school life, you can't laugh.
I will!
From the moment you get on the bus, you can't laugh anymore.
The bus finally departs for high school.
What awaits them ahead of them is...
Their first laugh was...
The movie's female director, Kotoge.
I'm a little scared of that story because it's too offensive.
The reason why it was such an offensive story was...
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
Everyone is out!
What?!
What are you doing?!
You're in a good mood!
That's nice!
Everyone is out!
No one can stop Kusanagi from being offensive.
You and Kotoge have been good friends since that movie.
Here I go.
In other words, you're...
Kusanagi-type...
Nakai-type...
Which one?
If you're Kusanagi-type, you're bitter.
If you're Nakai-type...
What's with you?!
Eek!
Matsumoto, Kanada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
And Kusanagi continues with his exciting questions.
Do you go out for drinks in private?
Yeah, we do.
Do you go with Nakai?
Again?
Once or twice a month.
Really?
Don't you talk about me?
No, I don't.
Do you talk about the new map?
Yeah, I do.
Do you talk about Boro and Shingo?
Yeah, I do.
Of course you talk about the new map!
Everyone, out!
I'm not going to drink at all!
The next assassin is the culprit who took hostage and the police who are chasing him.
I know who you are!
Shut up and die!
I don't need you!
Hey!
Get him!
Raise your hands! Raise your hands!
I know! I know! I know!
Raise your hands! Raise your hands!
I told you, I told you!
Everybody out!
Make an appointment at Honbaru and bring us a car that can go away
What are you saying? That's impossible!
Make a call
That's impossible!
Call him!
I know! I know!
Call him!
I know! I know!
Call him!
Hey, Honbaru! Honbaru!
- Call him! - I'm telling you!
- Call him! - Call him!
Matsumoto, Tamada, out!
The film starring Mr. Kamiki, "Killer of a Citizen" is in full swing.
Detective Trio's "Killer of a Citizen" is in full swing.
Could it be...
The five students arrive at Omamegaoka High School, where they spend their school days.
They immediately go to say hello to the school's president.
Who has appeared is...
- Tanaka! - Hamada! - Out!
- You'll be surprised. - Someone's here.
The "demon chairman" has appeared.
Hamada Masato and Matsumoto Hitoshi.
In 1982, they became comedians as Wright brothers.
Hamada's first girlfriend was...
Sarasara-gami's...
...asshole.
And for Endo...
Mochi-neta's "Hohohoi o Yaruyo Kyoyo".
That's enough.
What's so funny about it?
And for Hosei...
Wakate-jidai's "Gyagu o Kyoyo".
Endo-kun...
You play the devil.
Hosei-kun, you do the "ho-ho-ho" part.
Do you know the rhythm of samba? Ho-ho-ho, let's enjoy the world!
That's enough. You two face each other and do it.
So you can show off to each other.
Amazing!
Do you know the rhythm of samba? Ho-ho-ho, let's enjoy the world!
Ho-ho-ho, let's enjoy the world!
Everyone is out!
The board meeting is in chaos.
Yuki Amami's new Saturday drama "Top Knife"
"Genius Farmers Association" starts on January 11th.
It's a real-life farm drama about the hardships of farmers.
The next "Top Knife" is me.
In the classroom of Class 3b, where five people spent a lot of time,
there is an old story.
What is this?
Hosei has a funny mask.
I don't like being beaten like this.
This is enough.
Matsumoto, Tanada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
I don't like this kind of game.
What are you doing? Are you putting it in your eyes?
Please.
Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, out!
I don't like this kind of game.
As a result of letting Kokkuri-san choose a person to do a Thai kick,
Tanaka was eliminated.
He has been kicked in Thai kick for 11 years in a row.
Stay still. Stay still.
Ouch!
As this reaction caused a ruckus...
It wasn't as painful as usual.
Last year...
Are you sure you can say that?
It's painful, of course.
But it wasn't as painful as last year.
I was kicked!
Matsumoto, Tanaka, Kosei, Endo, out!
Ouch!
As a result of this, Tanaka's reaction and suspicion of acting emerged.
Again, this time, the two are tortured by a clever trick.
It's a ball! Out!
From here on, it's unrevealed.
Other hidden stories are also revealed.
Aside from the funny mask, Hosei's hidden story is not only about the pomade and the mission card.
When I meet a smelly woman at school, I'm cursed.
If I meet a smelly woman at school, I'm cursed.
There is information that if I meet a smelly woman at school, I will paint my hair with pomade that I hate and run away from her.
What?
And then, from Endo's drawing...
What's this?
A textbook.
A national language textbook.
Does it mean I should study normally?
Doesn't it say my name or anything like that?
It doesn't say anyone's name, does it?
It's a little scary.
On the contrary, it's annoying.
But still...
What? I don't know what you're saying.
What?
What's going on?
Scary, scary, scary.
Scary.
Who is it?!
What?
What's going on?
Scary, scary, scary.
Scary, scary.
Scary.
Who is it?!
Who took my textbook?!
Who is it?!
Huh?
Textbook...
Check it out.
Who is it? If it's not there, I can't stand up because of the bad balance!
Sit down.
Hey, are you going to check it out or what?
Ahem.
Hey, touch it.
Yes, sir.
Touch it.
Yes, sir.
This is mine, isn't it?!
No, sir.
This is mine, isn't it?!
What is it?
Is it this one?
No, sir. This is really mine!
May I ask you something?
If it's not this one, you won't be able to balance it.
Hey, don't drink it like that.
Don't drink it like that.
Hey, relax!
You'll get hurt.
Go!
Yes, sir.
Where did you put it?
Tatsumoto, out!
Where is Ninomiya Kinji?
Ninomiya-san.
Ah!
Did you forget?
I can't balance it now.
You can't balance it now.
You forgot, didn't you?
Yes.
It was spinning a lot.
Wow! It's Kuchisake-onna!
It's Kuchisake-onna!
Apply pomade!
Hosei, apply pomade now!
Wow! It's beautiful!
It's cool!
Right?
Ah, it's that one!
It's coming! Hurry up!
If you apply this, you'll be saved.
Hurry up!
It's really scary.
It's coming!
Wow!
It's a pattern like this.
It's scary.
Yes.
You're stupid.
No, no.
You're so kind.
I'm not scared at all.
You're so kind.
What?
He's kissing you.
If you didn't kiss me, it would have been more painful.
You're getting milder.
That's not related to kissing.
You're so kind.
I'm glad you kissed me.
You kiss me a lot.
I found you.
You like me, don't you?
I found you.
You kiss me a lot.
I found you.
Thank you for your hard work.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out.
I applied pomade.
Why did you make me do it?
You didn't protect me.
I don't like it.
It hurts.
Because you applied pomade...
It's a used item, isn't it?
What is it?
Peanuts.
No way.
It's not peanuts.
It's true.
It's peanut butter.
But it says that if you apply it, it will run away.
It's not pomade.
That's why it's peanut butter.
It's peanut butter, so it's sticky.
If you did it, it would have run away.
You're getting close to me.
On the contrary.
Is it your job?
Yes.
You don't like it.
I don't like it.
You've been licking my nose.
You look like an internist.
Kosei, out!
I'll do it after the party.
He was the first one to laugh.
Bad, bad.
I like it.
Bad, bad.
What is he doing?
Out!
His hair is so high.
This is unfair. Even if you laugh, you can't tell.
That's right.
It's over.
That's enough.
It's really dirty.
His arms are bad.
It's really dirty.
Katsumoto, Tamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Not only did they make people laugh, but they also made their friends suffer.
After noon,
the five of them watched the show.
Then...
We're coming in!
Everyone, out!
We're coming in!
A well-known host appears.
He tells forbidden stories.
Good morning.
It's Saturday, December 31st.
The day before,
two students were dismissed
because they worked part-time without permission.
They said they didn't get paid for their work.
However, their statement turned out to be a lie,
and it caused a public outcry.
Everyone, out!
It's him! It's him!
It's him!
When we went to see the principal, he said to us...
You guys didn't turn the tape around.
Everyone, out!
Really?
Haruna, what did you think?
If you're parents, you should be together.
Together?
Everyone, out!
Lastly, to liven up the school,
everyone sang "Tomorrow Is Here" together.
If it's for everyone's sake,
agent Seigo suggested.
I thought everyone would do it,
but I realized I was alone.
Tomorrow is here.
On the way back to class,
he saw a terrible scene in the bathroom.
Hey, you!
Hey, you! Wait!
Wait, Haruna!
Those bad guys...
- Are you okay? - Poor guys...
- Are you okay? - I think they're really angry.
- Everyone is out! - I don't know what's going on.
- It says "secret technique" on his face. - That's what I said.
- It's embarrassing.
And the five of them take a bus to the venue for a special lesson.
Of course, while they're on the bus, there's comedy.
Chidori has been doing comedy for three years now.
But there are a lot of scary incidents.
There are a lot of scary incidents.
If you hang out with that little girl, you'll be taken away by that white thread.
She's a funny and scary woman.
- You're going to take this little girl? - Shut up!
- You're scary. - Shut up!
- I'll call you later. - Shut up!
- Hello? - Hello?
- You have a second-year elementary school student, don't you? - Yes!
- We have a sixth-year elementary school student. - Why are you doing this?
- I didn't say anything like that! - Hiroshiro Kinyoisei!
- You have a telephone boxer on the third floor, don't you?
He continues his story, but...
- Just like I said... - Like this? - Yes!
Um, green bag and white...
Green bag and white hair and...
- Yellow... - This is hard.
Green...
Green bag and white hair and yellow...
What was it again?
- Huh? - I don't know.
- I don't know either. - I don't know either.
- Hello, I am... - A big failure in telling jokes.
- You can't do it. - Hey, you can't do it at all.
- It's because you tell jokes. - I can't remember all those jokes that come out of your bag.
- What should I do? - You're a mangico. - What? How do you laugh? Was it funny to say it quickly?
- Is that the situation? - It's a place where you don't know the most various jokes that come out of your bag.
- Why is it funny when various bags come out of my bag?
- I don't know various bags that come out of my bag. - There was.
- It's not a bag manzai, it's an entertainment manzai. - I won't let you go.
And so it happened.
They mixed up the scripts in "Downtown".
"Downtown" manzai, which has been around for about 30 years, came to life.
And so it happened.
A mysterious entertainment army gathered.
A serious battle broke out.
"Downtown" manzai, which has been around for about 30 years, came to life.
These days, kidnapping and kidnapping small children is really scary and unpleasant.
It's an unpleasant incident.
Ah, hello.
Huh?
Hello?
Um, you must be the son of a second grade elementary school student, right?
Yes, I am.
I don't have a sixth grader.
Oh, you don't?
No, you don't, do you?
Wait a minute.
Please stay out of it.
And then, he went down the bag.
Do you know about Sanchonmindean Boxers?
Yes, I do.
I like the places around here, so I went down this road.
Yes, I know about Sanchonmindean Boxers.
Where is it? Where is it?
Um...
It's in the green bag.
It's in the green bag and it's in the green bag.
I want to know about it.
It's in the blue bag and it's blue bag and then green bag and...
Wow!
Which part of the story did you want to know about the most?
You're annoying me with that.
I want you not to be involved in the matchmaking celebration.
We laughed and laughed.
I have trouble with my friend, Ashina's underear has been robbed.
Please capture the murderer and execute him for us.
Hey, girls shouldn't say dirty words like that!
The girls' combination is chaotic.
That's right.
This is how you do it!
What's wrong with you?
You're not laughing at all.
That blonde guy was staring at us with erotic eyes while we were talking.
No, I wasn't.
I'm sure you weren't.
When he was in Hawaii with his friends, he took a photo of his muscles for Twitter.
But he wasn't satisfied with it.
By the way, this is the photo.
No matter how you look at it...
You're making fun of us.
In the end, the former singer and the gymnast joined in.
They criticized the five of them severely, including the song.
The movie starring Hirose Arisu and Asuna Sei is "AI Reveal".
Ten years later, an AI that manages people's personal information goes berserk and starts murdering people.
It's a super-important real-suspense story.
And then Narita Ryo joins in.
The contents of the special class that allows laughing are...
"Hell Route Escape".
In addition to "Narita", four challenges were given to six people.
At the "Kairiki" stage, Matsumoto challenged to climb an eight-meter rope with only his arms' strength.
Leader, can you do it?
Leader, you can do it!
You are hiding a lot!
Why are you hiding so much?
Leader, you can do it!
Hell Route
And "Hamada" challenged to run to the goal within 10 seconds of turning 50 times with a high-speed turning machine.
He is enjoying it!
You can do it!
You are turning!
Go!
By the way, this is "Tanaka" who is enjoying a bet.
Go!
He fell into a river!
What's wrong?
What happened?
"Tanaka" was the worst this time!
You should have enjoyed more!
"Hell Route" continues.
Other five members will challenge a riddle-solving quiz to prevent Narita from turning upside down.
Who is the smartest one here?
Make some noise!
Huh?
The one who made the noise.
What do you mean?
The smartest one.
Please.
The question is riddle.
Who is the smartest one?
If you convert each person's name into Roman letters,
the riddle starts with "i", which is the correct answer.
In the end, only Hamada couldn't answer.
Narita turns upside down.
One! Fire!
Wow!
This is hell!
Wow!
This is hell!
Wow!
This is scary!
Wow!
From now on, you won't see it again.
There is one more stage in this escape game.
Up until now, we have provided these stages with the sponsors you see here.
Here I come!
From now on, we will continue to provide these stages with the sponsors you see here.
There is one more stage in this escape game.
The horse of resolution.
Come!
How does it feel to stand surrounded by these clones?
I have a bad feeling about this.
These are the ones who will fight here.
Come out!
The opponents of the showdown are the three popular gamers of today.
Those who have problems and those who don't are fighting here.
Don't say that!
Those who have problems and those who don't are fighting here.
I'm sorry for bothering you!
You've all been on TV enough, haven't you?
So I'd like you to change generations!
Of course, you can win in this showdown.
However, if you lose...
You'll be punished with a vacuum cleaner.
There's an actor here, though.
Is the vacuum cleaner okay?
It's okay!
Well, if there's an actor here, I'm sure the vacuum cleaner will work.
Is it okay for the agency to stimulate you with a vacuum cleaner?
Is it okay for me to stimulate you with a vacuum cleaner?
It's okay.
Just don't do it over and over again.
The first showdown is...
"Do it over and over again"!
The three representatives will do "do it over and over again" and "do it over and over again" to the characters of the show.
If you can't do it over and over again, you're out!
The three members of the bucket team will receive a vacuum cleaner at the same time!
Here are the representatives.
Will it be the bucket team or the kids' team?
Okay, we're ready.
I'll announce the topic!
All right!
You're going to play...
"Miss"!
You're going to play "Miss"!
"Miss"!
Oh, I see.
It's a team play, but it's an individual play.
"Miss"!
All right, let's start with Seiya...
"Miss" team...
Start!
You want me to play "Miss"?
I'm the only one in the world.
Europe is all mine.
I'm going to bite Yorkshire Terrier.
Good, good, good! Scary, scary, scary!
What was that?!
No, no, no!
Let's go to Yorkshire Terrier!
It's already over!
What?
It's over!
It's already over!
And you brought it back with "yo, yo"!
You brought it back with "yo, yo"!
And you said "yo, yo" again!
Let me do it again! Let me do it again!
Specially!
What?!
I don't have enough shirt!
Are you kidding me?!
This is terrible!
Can you forgive me for this?!
Yorkshire Terrier is over!
It's over!
Young team, please.
Young team, please say something.
It's okay.
I don't think I can do it again.
What?!
It's over!
Matsumoto is about to cry.
Let's start with Matsumoto!
Start!
I only wear white underwear.
It's not bad to catch a night wind.
Yo!
Look closely. Those are all mine.
Yo!
Night wind!
You laugh a lot. Can you laugh more?
Let me think about it.
I think everything will go as I want.
Like a queen.
Like Matsumoto's sword earlier.
It's better than killing God.
Let's make it bigger.
If it wasn't there earlier, it would have been okay.
Okay, I got it.
Let's start over and do it again.
Let's do it!
Start!
G!
As I thought, it's you.
I have a hundred cats.
Watch out for me.
Get ready right now, assistant. Right now!
Clean up now.
Bring me a bigger diamond!
You're making me cry.
I'm only going to eat curry and sea bream.
I'm not asking for techniques.
Why?! Why?!
Team Machine!
Three!
Two!
One!
Scary, scary, scary! It hurts!
Why is it like this?!
Let's do it one more time.
What?!
Team Machine?
Members, stay like this.
What?!
Please change this song!
At least let me decide on a theme.
How about this, young man?
Are you sure?
Techniques that seem like pro-wrestling techniques.
Can it really be?
Can it be?
Let's start with Matsumoto Kano.
Pro-wrestling technique-like names!
Start!
Crash Spiner
Naburi Naguri
Lead Chop
Prism Punch
Chikkuni Chikkuni Chikkuni Chikkuni Chikkuni Chikkuni Chikkuni Chikkuni
Chikkuni Chikkuni Chikkuni Chikkuni Chikkuni Chikkuni
He's the one who makes you shiver.
The one who makes you shiver in the pro-wrestling.
"Chain Combo Chain"!
3...
2...
1...
Go!
He got it! He got it!
He got it!
- Yeah! - We did it!
- We did it!
The red team beats the blue team!
- Yeah! - We did it!
The next match is...
This match has been brought to you by these sponsors.
The next match is...
Donpisha Color Words with Colors.
According to the rhythm, one person will say the color of the table.
The person who answers will be able to say the color of the table.
If you say something else or get stuck in words, and you say the same thing again, you're out.
- Okay! - We can do it!
- Please turn your heads around. - Okay!
- You're good at this. - It's okay.
Let's start with Rintaro!
White!
Leaf!
Red!
Traffic light!
Brown!
Curry leaf!
Pink!
Pig!
White!
Snow! Gold! Gold!
It doesn't feel good.
And gold doesn't feel good.
Let's start from Hamada again.
Let's go.
Let's start from Iro.
One, two... Silver!
Spoon!
Oil!
Ink!
Blue!
Sky!
Clouds!
Cashbox!
He's been using pigs for a long time.
One, two...
Yellow!
Black!
Gold!
I reset it.
I didn't say "I reset it."
If you say "I reset it," I can get drunk.
I'll say it the other way around.
If you say "I reset it," I can get drunk.
Three!
Two!
One!
What is this?
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
I was beaten up badly.
Excuse me, can I say something?
I put it on like you, Mr. Tanaka.
When it comes to reaction...
It's different.
I'll learn it.
Thank you!
I want to see it.
Reaction specimen!
Thank you!
I'll learn it.
Wait a minute.
I was beaten up earlier, too.
Can you do it without the pig machine?
Without the pig machine?
If you say you were beaten up...
For now...
Really?
Pig machine!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go!
Ouch!
This is the best performance of the song.
I don't want to see it.
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Do it! Do it!
Who was looking at your reaction seriously?
I see! Who was studying the most?
Who was it?
Kanji.
Then...
Wait! Wait!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
One! Go!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
It's totally Tanaka's performance.
You're so stubborn!
Tanaka's acting skills were being improved here, too.
Can you do it?
The movie "Katsuben", which was produced by Narita Film Company for the first time, is in high praise.
Director Suho Masayuki of "Shall We Dance?" plays a super gorgeous cast.
It's a masterpiece that depicts the world of movies.
Not yet!
After returning to school, he was pulled out of school again.
Hosei, who has an invincible school order that can punish others, has a bad reputation.
The second generation of "Skebandecas", Asami and Saki, appear in "Katsuben".
In place of Atei, I'll beat you up!
I'll send you to hell!
Ouch! Ouch!
This is it!
And in place of Hama...
Matsumoto, Tanaka, Endo, out!
Is it too late?
Everyone, out!
As a joke...
The goods they played with are...
Exciting!
Kanada is also out!
Kanada, out!
From here on out...
There are no more jokes.
From Endo's drawing...
There is a 14th key.
Is it all keys?
14...
Wow, it's huge!
Wow!
Is it someone's face?
Wait a minute...
What is it?
Don't say it's someone's face.
It's all huge.
Huh?
Could it be...
No, it's individual.
Could it be...
It's for everyone!
What is it?
Is it still there?
Should we take it out?
Can we leave it like that?
There's also a letter.
There's a letter.
It's only for Endo.
There's a letter.
Endo...
Matsumoto...
There's a letter.
Yes.
And I...
What is this?
Huh?
"Everyone out" time.
While I'm wearing this wig...
Everyone has to be out.
If you're out, you have to take off your wig and leave.
However, for the last person standing...
You can get a luxurious product.
What is it?
Huh?
Does it mean that everyone has this face?
Wow...
Yes, yes, yes...
Wow...
A lot of things are happening.
Yes, a lot of things are happening.
A lot of things are happening.
Shouldn't we laugh?
If we laugh...
If we laugh, it's a failure.
Failure...
If we stay until the end...
Yes, if we stay until the end, it's okay.
There is an advanced level.
Yes.
Mr. Mikko...
Huh?
Wait a minute...
Then...
All of you, time start!
I think it's a little different...
Who?
It's different...
It's completely different!
Who are you?
What was it?
Tanaka!
Tanota!
It's a little early!
It's early! It's early! It's early!
It's early! It's early!
Ouch!
It's a little early...
No, it's terrible.
The finish was terrible, too.
Then I'll judge.
Oh, good, good, good.
I don't want to lose.
I'm sorry.
Can I just do it normally?
Yes.
Can you do it normally and say "ready, start"?
Mikko, time, ready, start!
Hmm...
Huh? What are you saying?
It's fantastic!
Throw your back!
Yes!
I'll ask you one thing.
Huh?
What?
What do you do on your days off?
Hmm...
Haircut!
I travel!
Matsumoto out!
Wait a minute!
It's freaking cold!
Can you get out of it?
It's a rule.
But
I don't think I can do it.
I can't get luxury goods.
It's a big deal.
That's the problem.
It's amazing.
It's a big deal.
Is it really luxury?
Who is your favorite talent?
Hiroshi Tamaki!
End! Out!
It's not loud.
It means you lost another one.
Yes.
It's a final.
Let's play a game of Shiritori.
Shiritori.
It's a rule.
Can we play Shiritori?
Shiritori.
Start!
Chicken!
Kubejima!
Out!
It's heavy.
Do you want to go somewhere?
Kubejima!
The winner is Hamada.
Thank you.
Let's buy luxury goods.
Is it luxury?
If it's not luxury, we can't do it.
What is it?
It's a new massage machine.
It's really good.
What is it?
Is it real?
Oh, it feels good.
What is it?
Oh, it's a simple redux.
You should have put it in the locker from the beginning.
Thank you very much.
What is it?
Let's end the first lesson.
The five of them were forced to do this.
And in school life, this is an unrevealed news.
Everyone, it's lunchtime.
- Lunchtime? - Lunchtime?
- What is this? - It brings back memories.
After a while, it's lunchtime.
- It looks like a school. - It brings back memories.
This is what the program researched.
It's a reproduction of a lunch menu that Downtown used in elementary school.
In the 1950s, it was a nostalgic whale tostada.
Cream stew, which was very popular at the time, is served.
I don't know what it is.
Isn't it something like this?
- I don't think it's like this. - I don't think it's like this.
- Thank you for the food. - I don't know what time it is.
I see.
It's like a B-class gourmet food.
- It brings back memories. - It's good.
It's cold.
Isn't it realistic?
It's not hot. It's like a school meal.
- It's really realistic. - Try it while it's hot.
Thank you for the food.
Kanaka, Kosei, Matsumoto, out!
You can't do it.
I can't do it.
Please don't do it.
It's not easy.
Endo, can you do it?
I can't do it.
Do it as much as you can.
I can't do it.
I see.
Can you make it easier for me?
I don't know if it's easier for you.
Suddenly, the challenge is different.
Is it?
It's good.
It's like a game.
I see.
Can I try it?
I'll wait for you.
It's very hot.
It's good.
(Laughter)
Everyone is out!
It's hot.
I can't win against Tanaka.
No, no, no.
Ouch!
It's hot.
Certainly.
The next five people are very important people in school.
They say hello to the teacher of the student council.
Is it okay if I say a few words?
(Laughter)
Everyone is out!
The teacher of the student council has a very unique outfit.
I'm sorry.
(Laughter)
Everyone is out!
Concept!
Ouch!
I welcome you all.
What are you doing?
I know.
What are you doing?
That's enough.
Tell me about your concept.
Everyone, out!
Tell me about your concept.
What are you doing?
Next, five of them will watch the opening practice of the cheering squad, which is said to be the best in school.
Whatever it is, we will send an ale with a bright rhythm.
That is our school's traditional cheering.
Next, Fujimaru of Okamba.
Yes.
Give me an ale.
At Sanada Hiroyuki.
Do you know Sanada Hiroyuki, Karen?
Yes!
Give me an ale at Sanada Hiroyuki!
One, two!
I'm sure there is someone like that.
I've never heard of it, but I'm sure there is.
Everyone, out!
I've never heard of it, but I'm sure there is.
That's right.
From the rooftop, students boast of their daily disorderly behavior.
Some of them look like students studying abroad.
I'm sure there is someone like that.
I'm sure there is.
He performed Tonga alu alu, a song from Tonga alu alu, which was performed on Yesterday by the Beatles.
Was there such a song?
What was it?
Yesterday, yesterday.
Result.
The winner of "tonga aru aru" and "banana roast" is...
The winner of "banana roast" is...
Yeah, aru aru!
It's not released yet.
The students who shouted from the roof are...
It's been a year!
Good morning, rugby Japan!
I'm Inaji!
I'd like to say something right now!
Even when we made our first try at the Rugby World Cup...
We never smiled!
Yeah, you're right.
But...
There's something that makes me smile, too.
What is it?
It's the world's hottest sandwich!
Wow!
Can I show you?
Really?
Can I?
Really?
Yeah!
One...
Two...
Three!
Four...
Five...
Six!
Seven...
Eight...
Nine!
Ten!
Eleven!
Twelve!
Thirteen!
Fourteen!
Fifteen!
Sixteen! Seventeen! Eighteen! Nineteen! Twenty! Twenty- one! Twenty-two! Twenty-three!
Twenty-four!
Twenty-five! Twenty-six! Twenty-seven!
Twenty-eight! Twenty-nine!
Thirty! Thirty-eight! Thirty-nine! Thirty-three! Thirty-four! Thirty-five! Thirty-six! Thirty- seven! Thirty-eight! Thirty-nine! Forty!
Yeah! Overlord!
Everyone... OUT!
From here on, it continues.
Shichinomoto, Kaoto...
...is sponsored by these sponsors.
Kanada, Endo...
There's more?
Looks like it.
Oh, really?
Shichinomoto...
Everyone... OUT!
Out!
Ouch!
It hurts.
You came all the way here.
I used to be...
...the manager of...
...the konjacan...
...in KINUTAFU STUDIO!
Konjacan...
...is Mr. Dauntan's body.
It's been in use for a long time.
We've been dating for 25 years!
Next to Mr. Dauntan...
...there was a girl I used to date!
I used to keep her a secret!
What?!
She is...
...18 years old!
She is...
Everyone, out!
What's going on?
He's not 18 years old, he's 18 years old!
What? What do you mean?
He's...
He's 18 years old?
Ouch!
He's dating an 18-year-old girl?
I don't know.
The five of them were informed of the shocking truth.
Let's play!
Despite being students, the five of them went to visit their guardians.
Then...
Please wait! We're waiting for our guardians!
Please wait!
Then...
The guardians, excited about their visit, barged in.
I was bullied in my class.
So I went out and...
You were bullied, weren't you?!
Matsumoto was mistaken for being bullied.
What's more, they were retaliated.
Please refrain from being so aggressive.
Takeda!
Are you not going to shut up?!
I didn't mean to date her!
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!
The next story is about a teacher who caused trouble.
Stop it!
A merciless arrow flies from the guardian.
There's a person like this inside.
Take that teacher down!
All of you, out!
You allowed it?
Disobedience is an unforgivable act!
I'm sorry.
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
School life for 12 hours.
About Tanaka's acting skill that can't be solved,
Matsumoto came up with this idea.
Even if you do it, I can't see anything.
Endo, you do it.
Here?
Tanaka, you do it, too.
I see.
Real vs. fake.
That's good.
Realizing the reaction verification of the previous two questions.
Tanaka is doing it.
Amazing.
It hurts!
This is the worst.
It's the worst.
This is the worst.
Next, five people will see a play that boasts achievements of national championship.
Please give me something big.
Then...
What will you do about the lyrics of the song that suddenly appears?
I will grant you only one wish.
Then...
I will grant you only one wish.
It's OK.
He is doing it on purpose.
He will grant only one wish and pray for God.
Thank you for everything! Thank you for everything! Thank you for everything!
In the classroom, at the end of the bokeh, the electric shock of life or death will start.
I'm thinking of getting a part-time job at a convenience store.
Oh, a convenience store!
Shall we do it first?
Sure. I'm a convenience store clerk.
Be my customer.
Oh, customer!
Got it, got it.
It's a convenience store!
Karankoron karankoron karankoron
That's not a convenience store!
You're doing stupid things!
Wow!
It's me!
Hey!
My room is full of cockroaches.
You're pretending to be a monkey!
Don't be silly!
It's OK. It's OK.
It's OK.
Oh, it's a convenience store.
Dara dara dara.
Are you a clerk?
That's a convenience store!
Stop it!
You're a monkey!
What? What? What?
No way!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Kawashima!
Hey! Hey!
Are you OK?
Men who risk their lives for comedy!
What will you do, Kawashima?
I'll quit.
Thank you very much.
Wow!
It hasn't been released yet.
Despite it being late at night,
the club continues to work hard.
Is everyone OK?
The science department is going to do a big experiment of justice.
If you say it like that,
I don't mind going.
I don't like it.
I don't like science.
I don't like it.
If you say it like that,
we'll have a new life.
We'll have a new life.
I brought new students.
New students?
Yes.
Give your sponsors a look.
Stop fighting.
We have to write a speech.
This is the first one.
There is no useless experiment.
Stop fighting.
There is no useless experiment.
We have to write a speech.
Stop fighting.
Sanada, Endo, Out!
Interesting.
Unexpected fight.
Who is it?
Wow.
In any situation, conflicts interfere with scientific development.
Science is peaceful.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Do you understand?
Thank you for your kind words.
Your words are inspiring.
By the way,
I came up with a new theory for winning the Nobel Prize.
What?
I'm going to conduct a regular multi-experiment today.
Good.
Please do your best.
Get ready.
Good.
But...
You don't have to take it off.
It's a burden.
You don't have to take it off.
The speech is given by Dr. Sano to win the Nobel Prize.
The large-scale experiment started by scientists.
Take it away!
What's going on?
They spent a lot of money.
It's amazing.
What's this?
Look at this, everyone.
Do you know about gyro effect?
Gyro effect? I've never heard of it.
Gyro effect is when an object does a handstand exercise, the higher the speed, the harder the axis will be fixed and the posture will not collapse.
That's the effect.
If my theory is correct, if you ride this machine that rotates 360 degrees and rotate it at high speed, you can eat soba without losing your posture.
Interesting.
Who's hungry?
Yes, me!
Thank you very much.
Wait, Conanti.
As expected of the best club member, Omishinbo.
It's amazing.
It's a head-spinning warrior.
I see.
The axis doesn't collapse.
It's a gyro effect.
It's your favorite.
Hey, Wavey.
What's up?
It's just started.
All right, are you ready?
Good morning!
At high speed, right?
It collapses slowly.
Great
It's moving normally
Should we increase the speed?
We can't win if we don't increase it
Increase the speed
That's it
Did you see it?
That's it
It pushes everything
That's it
Out
Everything is falling
Don't stop it
What are you doing tonight?
That's it
I feel bad
What?
I feel bad
That's it
Matsumoto, Tanaka, Kosei
Out
Don't be in a bad mood
It hurts
Don't say that
It can't end with a failure
This time, Kosei will challenge with a pot full of noodles
Should we use a gyro?
Rotate it
Let's use a gyro
That's it
Hey! Stop it!
Calm down! Calm down!
Stop it! Stop it!
It's hot! It's hot!
Turn it off! Turn it off!
No! No!
Turn it off! Turn it off!
What are you doing?
Why can't I do it? I can't do it forever, can I?
It's awkward
Everyone is out!
Stop it!
It hurts! It hurts!
I don't want you to have that feeling
Next, they prepared
cup noodles and boiling water
I, instead of using my hands
poured hot water into the cup noodles
I discovered how to pour hot water into the cup noodles
What?
If my theory is correct
If you set the hot water temperature to 42 degrees
you can pour hot water into the cup noodles
without using your hands
No doubt!
Let's start the experiment
I'm sure you like ramen
Yes, it's me!
Let's do it!
He's very positive.
And he's in good health.
You pour hot water without using your hands.
You use your feet, right?
Yes, I use my feet.
It doesn't matter where you use it.
I use my feet.
It doesn't matter where you use it except for your hands?
It doesn't matter where you use it except for your hands.
Start!
Is it okay?
It's 42 degrees Celsius.
It doesn't matter if it's 43 or 44 degrees Celsius.
It's still not hot enough.
It's 42 degrees Celsius.
It's not hot enough.
It doesn't matter if it's 45 degrees Celsius.
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
What are you doing?
You're all out!
Ouch! Ouch!
What a weird challenge!
I'm sorry, Sensei!
You have to keep it properly.
I'm sorry!
What a shame!
I won't forget it!
In this case, let's do something special for the next experiment.
That's right!
So, Haramichi, will you continue?
Yes!
Go ahead!
He's so forward!
I want him to succeed.
He's a good boy!
Finally, the robot is complete!
It's complete! It's complete!
What's this?
The robot is complete!
It's complete! It's complete!
What's this?
Just like humans,
this robot can do detailed operations.
I want you to pay attention to this fingertip.
It moves in great detail.
This is not something a normal human can do.
In order to obtain data for practical use,
we will put the test subject to sleep for one minute.
We will put the test subject to sleep for one minute.
In order to obtain data for practical use,
we will put the test subject to sleep for one minute.
Goro-chan!
Yes!
You have an insomnia, don't you?
That's right!
No matter what you do, you can't feel anything, can you?
Yes!
Then you're out of the exam.
I'll do my best!
Here I go!
Wow!
Haramichi!
Yes!
Please put him to sleep!
Please!
Don't feel it.
I'm taking data right now.
He's saying "don't feel it".
But I'm feeling it.
I'm feeling it.
Hey, you're moving a lot.
You're moving around a lot.
I'm doing my best.
You're moving around a lot.
I'm doing my best.
You're feeling it a lot.
You're not supposed to do that.
Ouch! Ouch!
You're not supposed to do that.
Next up is Iwao's challenge.
Come to think of it, he's a poker-faced scientist.
Now, lower body!
Please!
You have 60 seconds!
Start!
Lower body.
[Laughter]
There?
[Laughter]
What?
Out!
What?
Ouch!
Over!
What?
Ouch!
[Laughter]
She was so positive.
[Laughter]
Next, a dream training suit appears.
This suit,
if you wear it and give it an electric shock,
you can consume many calories
with a little exercise.
Futomiya, while enduring the electric shock,
will eat a banana.
Let's go!
Good luck, Futomiya!
Ready, go!
Good!
Ouch!
Oh, no!
Hold it, hold it!
Futomiya, do it again!
Ouch!
Everyone out!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Don't attack me like that!
Well then!
Yes!
The last experiment!
Yes, yes!
Bring it on!
What?
Bring it!
- What's this? - Teacher!
- Yes? - Please explain this experiment.
- Yes, yes. Here is a flask. - Yes.
- Even if you try to put this boiled egg in the flask... - No, you don't need it!
- If you do it forcibly, it will spill. - Yes, yes.
- However, if you heat this flask... - Yes?
- And boil it... - On top of a mat...
- It means to let the water go up and down, right? - Yes.
- Is it okay now? - Did it boil?
- Yes. - Is it okay?
- I'll put it in. - Okay, okay.
- And this... - Huh?
- Huh?
- Boiled egg... - It's full of water vapor, isn't it?
- Put it on... - Yes.
- Huh? - The water vapor inside is inflated.
- Yes. - If you cool it...
- It will shrink. - Wow!
- It's fun, teacher! - Yes.
- If you can do it with a boiled egg... - Yes.
- You can also do it with a golden egg. - I see.
- It's the same thing. - Yes.
- It smells good. - A golden egg...
They put a golden egg in a flask...
And put a rope on it.
Will they be able to pull it up?
It's up to the two of them to challenge it.
- You have to push the golden egg like you push a boiled egg. - Huh?
- And you have to pull it up. - I've never seen it before.
Really?
Wow!
- It's cold! - A golden egg is safe.
- If you cool the flask... - It's hot!
- Just like a boiled egg... - Is it stuck?
- It's hot! - Is it stuck?
- It might be stuck. - Wow!
- It's in! - It's heavy.
- It's in! - It's in!
- It's in a different place. - It's in the ass.
- It's in! - It's out! - It's in the ass!
- What are you doing? - It's stuck.
- It's stuck in my foot. - Skin, skin, skin!
- Skin, skin, skin!
- That's the rule!
- Let me chill it! - Let me chill it!
- It's hot! - It's in, it's in!
- It's in the ass! - It's hot!
- It floated! - It floated.
- What's wrong, Ryu-chan? - With my shirt...
- That's hot to some degree. - It's hot!
- Get in position! - Ryu-chan, go first.
- It's in! - It's in!
You just said "sure"
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure myself
Go Tsuba!
You just said "sure"
Everyone is out!
You just said "sure"
The five men were suffering from exhaustion
In the last home room, a super famous "that teacher" appears.
Tamada, Tosei, Endo, Sanaka, out!
But this teacher looks a little strange.
Of course, not all of you are in the same class!
Huh? I'm sure there aren't any.
Everyone, out!
What kind of class is this?
There was a little teasing, but in the end, it was still that song.
In the light and shadows of Kurenazumu Town,
words for you who are leaving.
In Kurenazumu Town...
Are you singing?!
During the graduation ceremony, the PE teacher, Chono, intervened.
Catch it!
The golf pad challenge was held around Chono's bottle.
If you hit a 7m pad up to the cup, you're out.
If you miss it, you're in. It's a tense game.
Hit!
Endo, who has a lot of golf experience, not only Tamada,
but also a beginner, Tanaka and Matsumoto, all succeeded brilliantly.
In the end, Tosei took on the challenge.
Be gentle.
Good!
Go for it!
What?
Kosei!
He failed because the ball moved in an unthinkable way.
As expected, Binta is caught up this time, too.
Ouch!
The mystery of the golf ball that gave Kosei to Binta is revealed at the end of the program.
So far, we have introduced Suzuki, Ajinomoto, Kaoto and other sponsors.
We will continue to introduce other sponsors.
(Music)
Binta is caught up, too.
Five people who will leave the gym later...
It's not over yet!
Thank you for your hard work!
It was wonderful!
Finally, all three of them appear.
And...
We would like to sing our song for you.
Can you arrange it for me?
Penniless High school
All good!
Really good!
All good!
Really good!
All good!
Really good!
All good!
Really good!
That's all for "Youth High School" that you must not laugh at.
And the person who decorated the ending of this show is...
Thank you.
A female beauty who doesn't need explanation, Afi.
I said "next year for sure", and now I'm finally here.
I'm like "yes!" and I usually don't say things like that.
I'll do my best not to make you laugh.
And so, this is the path I live on.
The perfect version of "Youth High School" that you must not laugh at.
Youth High School
"Ikaosu" by Rizhi Choushitsu
The way of life
A broken love letter is a good performance
It's a little similar to "You're a bird, aren't you?"
I've heard it many times
I'm just a member, but I'm not good at drawing
It's still a good feeling if I skip the second one
♪ I'm not sure which one is better, but... ♪
♪ I live for myself ♪
Kazushige wa yama shinaide ne!
Hikidashi no kogorilla, ii kanji
Fuzaketa koto wo suru Tetsuya
Kotoshi mo choudo, ii kanji
Hajimete no reiwa no
If you leave it for tomorrow, from now on
Feels good♪
Thank you very much.
How do you like it? Please sing it.
I can't sing at all.
Is it because of this that you can't sing anymore?
Yes, this has changed my body.
It's scary, isn't it?
Yes.
This program has been brought to you by the following sponsors.
A golf club test was conducted around Shono Bin Island.
After the success of the hospitalization and the failure of the correction,
this latest technology was introduced.
A self-driving system developed by Nissan Automobile was installed in a golf ball.
The image sent from the camera attached directly above the green ball
guided the ball to its destination.
The four of us were able to easily make a cup in,
and the correctional ball made an unbelievable movement,
it was all thanks to this system.
What?
Correct!
How did you like it, everyone?
Yes.
The remaining two hours.
Well, Ninomiya, Kinjiro, and Endo,
they didn't come on New Year's Day, but came here, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Are they here?
Over there, too.
I think it's New Year's Day.
I think I cut it off on Blu-ray, too.
What?
Does the staff like me or hate me?
I don't know which one is better!
Well, this year is lucky.
My gag "MAA" is about to be renewed.
Re-break.
It's about to be re-break,
so I'd like to end it with a gag.
Here we go!
It's my re-break!
Honeymoon, baby, I mean!
You look like you're about to laugh.
If you want to watch "Youth High School 24/7" again, go to Hulu.
Also, we're streaming the special "I'll Show You Even If I Carry A Drum" which is also Hulu's original.