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We'll do it again this year, too!
On New Year's Eve, "Kids' Sky! You Must Not Laugh!"
This comparison, in which members of "Kids' Sky!" were forced to laugh,
will be the 17th time this year!
From "Onsen Ryukan" to "Treasure Hunter",
various stages have been performed,
but this time, the latest work is...
"Youth High School"!
As graduates of the mysterious "Youth High School",
Matsumoto, Hamada, Kousei, Endo, and Tanaka
are caught up in a super-spread laughter trap!
This year, the series' strongest,
Unbelievable Laughters
will appear one after another!
Other than that, you'll never see
a shocking development that will torment you!
There, an hour later,
in front of "Youth High School" 24 hours,
which you must not laugh at!
From "Unbelievable Laughters" broadcasted until this morning,
to "Treasure Hunter" from last year,
we'll look back on those famous scenes,
and now, we'll warm up and go to space!
"Youth High School" 24 hours,
which you must not laugh at!
Straight-forward countdown special!
This year's "Unbelievable Laughters"
will feature the strongest,
if not the strongest,
audience of laughter in anime history!
Will that person appear?
Tonight, at 6:30 pm!
"Unbelievable Laughters" countdown special!
First up, 2006's "Unbelievable Laughters"
24 hours, which you must not laugh at!
Go!
Welcome to the weekly recreation show!
What's up with you?
Well, first of all, I'd like to introduce myself.
You're funny, with a face like that.
Poop and dick are two different words.
Ass and glasses are three different words.
You're shaking.
You're laughing.
You're funny.
You're laughing!
Don't make me laugh!
Welcome to the weekly recreation show!
First of all, I'd like to introduce this man.
He was sentenced to 12 years in prison for theft.
They've been fighting for their rights all over the world.
They'll be released in two weeks.
Tonight may be their last night.
Here they are!
Lion of 110.
Red has big eyes, don't you think?
It's like he's been sleeping all this time.
Cats!
Next up...
Judge with abs.
He's funny.
He speaks English.
One, two, three, four, five.
You endured it.
What did you say?
Five.
Are you tired?
OK.
Let's say thank you and say goodbye to many people.
OK. Let's go.
Excuse me.
Thank you for coming.
End.
Last.
Everyone is laughing here.
Ouch!
This is thin and painful.
I have an announcement for you.
This time, there are fewer entries.
You!
You go first.
OK. You go first.
He is always stupid.
You go first.
I'm Yoshimura.
I'm watching you.
We will play a song while we say goodbye.
OK.
It's a famous song of Showa era.
If you are happy, clap your hands.
Thank you.
If you are happy...
If you are happy, clap your hands.
Thank you.
Thank you very much!
Yamada, Yamasaki, End, Out.
"Don't Laugh" Countdown Special.
Next is "Don't Laugh" Hospital 24 Hour Famous Scene in 2007.
Yamada will play the receptionist role.
There's a lot of work to do.
Will you sit here again?
Where did you go?
Why?
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
You failed.
I'm sorry.
The doctor said I ate too much.
What?
And I think you should quit outdoor park.
What?
He was aiming at me.
Matsumoto, action!
I don't need such a side story.
And it's best to fall naturally after rotting.
I see.
If you force yourself to do it, the sun will come with you.
Thank you very much.
Please say thank you to the doctor.
He said you're clean and healthy.
You're not serious, are you?
Let's start the game show.
Let's start the first game.
Drink GEP energy drink.
I'm going to call one challenger.
They will drink carbonated water and give us a question.
You have to say 20 GEPs related to the question.
If you say GEP in the middle of the game, you'll get a penalty game.
Let's do our best!
We won't lose!
The first challenger is...
Hamada!
Congratulations!
Wow!
This is carbonated water.
Is this it?
Let's do our best and say 20 GEPs.
Drink GEP energy drink.
The topic is "sad things."
Sad things...
Let's do our best!
20 GEPs...
Death.
"Death" OK.
Tears.
"Tears" OK.
Youth.
Is it possible?
What?
Is it possible?
OK.
Hamada and Nagase will get a penalty game.
What?
This is...
Fly away.
This will clog your nose...
and you'll be like...
Alright! It's getting fun!
Next up is...
Wow! It's not clogged yet.
It's not clogged.
Huh? Huh?
Is it good?
It's over.
Hatsumoto...
Your smile is about to spill out.
You're not laughing?
Why is it only me?
After the commercial...
Don't Laugh.
Newspaper "Shadow" famous scene!
Don't Laugh.
This year's "Don't Laugh."
The strongest and most funny people in anime history will appear!
The rumored "That Person Will Come Out!"
Tonight at 6:30pm!
"Don't Laugh." Countdown Special!
Next up is...
2008.
"Don't Laugh." Newspaper "Shadow" famous scene!
Welcome to the studio.
I'm Cap.
I'm a great editor, so I'll introduce you.
Your aura is coming out.
My aura is coming out.
Around here.
Cap!
I've brought five people for inspection.
Oh, you're here!
Oh, good, good.
OK, that's enough!
That's enough!
That's enough, really!
Wait a minute...
He's got something on his head.
What kind of head do you think it is?
I am...
The editor cap's...
Helmet man.
Let's do our best!
You guys are the new reporters.
We'd like to ask you some questions.
Yamasaki...
You...
What is it?
Hosei-san, you're too tired.
Are you tired?
Am I the most tired?
Maybe.
The first one was completely straight.
What?
How do you say "completely straight"?
It's not "straight", is it?
It's "perfect".
Oh, "perfect".
You can't do anything about it now, can you?
You can't show your face now, can you?
Yama-chan, that was dirty.
Dirty? That was dirty.
The reason why I can't show my face now is because I have two evils in me.
One evil is trying to threaten me and make me laugh.
The other evil is trying to deceive me and make me laugh.
I have two evils in me.
Tanaka, Matsumoto, out!
"Don't Laugh" Countdown Special!
Next is "Don't Laugh" Hotelman at 24 o'clock in 2009!
Excuse me.
Social workers!
I brought five new employees who will work here from today.
Tamaga, Tanaka, out!
Are you the new employees?
Nice to meet you.
Endo, Matsumoto, Ato...
I knew it...
He's out.
This pattern... This pattern is bad.
I am...
...the manager of this hotel...
Takeuchi.
Takeuchi Yugo.
What is that?!
That's not good.
The funniest and strongest people in the anime world will appear!
Will "that person" appear?
Tonight at 6:30pm!
"Don't Laugh Countdown Special"!
Next...
"Don't Laugh Spy 24 Hours"!
There's a manual about how to become important to the spy.
First of all...
Who is it written about?
Endo.
Yes.
It's about how to become Mikao Kenichi.
That's right.
It's about how to become Mikao Kenichi.
Shall we do it in order?
Matsumoto!
Yes!
Well...
How to become Mikao Kenichi...
First of all...
Make him feel good.
Second one...
Half-open eyes, slightly raised eyes.
Close your mouth and lift up your right cheek.
Lift up your right cheek...
One word...
Walk more, Hachiko.
Next...
Next, Hamada.
Next...
Half-open eyes, slightly raised eyes.
You're special!
Hamada!
Every day, spies carry out dangerous missions.
In their command center,
there are calls from spies from all over the world.
The ones who answer all of these calls are...
Charismatic receptionists.
This VTR records their daily lives.
They are...
The ones who cooperated with us this time are...
The two of them.
Yes, this is the spy reception center.
How is it going?
I'm a spy who's been discovered by the U.S. military.
Yes, I'm truly sorry for what I'm about to say.
Don't worry about it.
It's been a busy day for me.
It's been very busy.
Yamazaki, Endo, out!
It's time for hell!
It's been a busy day for me.
I'm sorry for what I'm about to say.
It's been a busy day for me.
Don't worry about it.
I didn't go to college.
Yamazaki, Matsumoto, out!
Wait a minute!
I'm thirsty!
It's hot!
Huh?
This is Japan's 00 Announcement.
Go ahead.
Yes!
Please tell me a song of a spy.
A song of a spy?
Um...
Chikichiki ban ban.
Chikichiki ban ban. ban ban ban ban ban.
That kind of spy's show.
So...um...it's over.
No, it's not over.
"Don't Laugh Countdown Special"!
Next is "Don't Laugh Airport 24 Hour Famous Scene" in 2011!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Saying "32-D" means you don't know what you're saying.
I said "front window" on the phone.
I said "front window" and put out my ticket and it said "32-D" so I didn't know what I was saying.
I said "go there" and they said "go here" and I was told "go to the pharmacy" and I went to the pharmacy.
So...um...
I have relatives in Kyushu and I'm making pizza.
I said "you're too many people so you can't make pizza in that line" and I said "can I bring it in the plane?" and it smelled like firewood and I said "no way!"
and I brought it in the plane and it smelled like firewood and I was in a line and it smelled like food!
Pizza in Kyushu...
It's warm in Kyushu...
I hate this guy.
If you think about everyone here, if you go to him tomorrow, how am I supposed to say this?
I won't bring it in!
If you say that, you'll feel bad in the line and you'll say "chocolate!"
Ow!
Step on this and do it properly!
Do it properly, you idiot!
Ah, Robocop and Tanaka...
Everyone, while we're here, let's play Shiritori.
Is it that long of a game?
Well, we have some time, so...
Okay, here we go.
Okay, Tanaka, you play Shiritori.
Hey, you, give me money!
Yo!
Yo, yo, sis! Come here!
What?
I'm back!
Don't underestimate me!
Zo!
Give me your soul!
Yo!
What?
Give me your soul!
My soul?
You're out!
Give me your soul!
Why didn't you say "yo"?
That cabaret...
Give me your soul!
It's "yo", you idiot!
It ends with "yo".
That's what you know!
You say "yo" and it doesn't end with "yo".
No...
Give me your soul!
There's no point in saying it, it's "yo".
I don't know if it ends with "yo", but...
Give me your soul, Tanaka!
Give me your soul!
Re.
Re. Go.
You're the one who's going to do it.
The one who's going to start this fight is Reiko.
From now on you'll be calling everyone by their names.
You can call me that on the internet.
But I can call you by your name.
Reiko...
Let's not call you Reiko.
Yeah.
You guys are crazy.
Everyone, gather up.
Is that a good thing to say?
No, I didn't say it.
Everyone, gather up.
Manager, you're crazy.
What are you doing?
That's crazy, and don't even say it.
If you say it like that, I won't understand.
Let me swim.
If you say it like that, I'll be one-packed.
Even if you say it like that...
Leave me alone.
Don't put out your hand.
It's heavy.
Yamadaki, out.
It's like jasmine tea.
Don't put out your hand.
You have good guts.
Let me swim.
What's wrong with you?
Why don't you bite Yankee?
No, I don't bite Yankee.
Why don't you bite Yankee?
No, I don't bite Yankee.
That's right. Don't talk about people like that.
After commercials, hot-blooded teachers can't laugh.
This year's "Can't Laugh At It" is...
The biggest and strongest laugh-observers in animation history will appear!
"Can't Laugh At It" will premiere tonight at 9:30 p.m.!
"Can't Laugh At It" COUNTDOWN SPECIAL
Next up is "Can't Laugh At It" HOT-BLOODED TEACHERS 24 HOURS 2012!
Irene.
Irene, wake up.
Wake up.
Excuse me for disturbing you for a moment.
Don't hit me!
Excuse me, what are you?
We are not dead yet!
We are...
Takarazuka Industry's old school...
Sumida Guren Team!
Sumida Guren Team of Gakuin Arashi...
You are that rumored...
Anyway, go home now!
Don't hit me!
Yamada, Yamazaki, out!
What are you looking at?
Are you serious?
This is really hot!
This is the worst.
My nose is stuck in the nose hair.
(Laughter)
No, it's disgusting.
I'm really jealous.
I'm jealous, I'm jealous.
Hey, Sumida-senpai!
(Laughter)
I'll beat you up!
(Laughter)
You guys, don't you want to die?
(Laughter)
Hey!
(Laughter)
That's enough.
Stop it.
What are you talking about? It's not over yet!
(Ding)
Are you serious?!
That's enough!
You guys, I'm going to kill you all!
(Laughter)
(Singing)
Bring me a stick!
Bring me a stick! Bring me a stick!
And then...
Bring me a stick!
Scissors and bamboo in both hands!
I'll go home!
Bring me a stick and go home!
Look, look!
You're not even laughing!
That's right!
Laugh or not, Countdown Special!
Next, 2013's Laugh or not, Earth Defense Forces 24 hours of famous scenes!
What do we do?
Do we just open it?
From one, right?
That's right.
Do we do it like this?
Yes, we do.
Yes, you too.
I'll do it.
One, two...
It was here, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
If you count Earth Defense Forces...
I see.
It's similar.
There's Pigman and Garamon.
One, two...
And then...
It's here!
Genzo! Matsumoto! Tanaka! Hosei! Out!
Kanada! Out!
Do we do it like this?
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch!
I don't know.
Do we really do it like this?
When we're in a bad mood?
Yes, we do.
When we're late, we do it like this.
We do it like this on purpose.
Because we feel bad.
Tanaka!
Hosei! Endo! Out!
Be quiet!
Hama-san is in!
Ouch, ouch!
It's not me! It's not me!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Hama-san is in!
Tanaka!
Out!
What is it? What is it?
M-1.
M-1?
I don't know!
I don't know either!
Monster!
I've never seen this before!
Me neither.
It was like this in the morning too.
It's like this today too.
You've increased your imagination.
Really.
You've increased your imagination.
You're Kitahamado-san from behind, right?
That's right.
Today at the hotel,
I got out of the elevator and burned my hand.
It was like this.
My eyes were closed.
Tanaka!
I'm sorry!
This year's "Don't Laugh" is...
...where the strongest comedians in anime history will appear!
Will the rumored "that person" appear?
Tonight at 9:30 pm!
"Don't Laugh" Countdown Special!
Next up, 2014!
"Don't Laugh" Big Collapse at 9pm!
It says "no editing".
Just like that.
I'll go!
Stop that!
I'm sorry!
But this...
What's this?
Everyone's...
Matsumoto-san's gas mask...
Oh no!
Emergency! Emergency!
Gas gas leaked from the police station just now.
Those in the office, put on your protective masks immediately!
I repeat, those in the office, put on your protective masks immediately!
I want to open the gas door!
We have secured and processed the gas source just now.
Those in the office, put on your protective masks immediately!
You scared me just now!
You scared me!
You can take it off now.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What are you doing?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Is that so? Scary, scary!
Scary, scary, scary!
What are you guys doing?
Scary, scary, scary!
I'm going to die, I'm going to die!
I'm going to die!
I couldn't breathe for a moment, really!
Stop it!
That was dangerous!
Wow, this is scary!
"Don't Laugh" Countdown Special!
Next up, 2015!
"Don't Laugh" Famous Detective 24 Hours!
This is scary!
I've never seen a murderer before!
It's you!
Did you get anything?
Not really...
It's you!
That was really fast!
It's you!
This person is...
The victim's wife's nephew.
It's you!
Can you put this bike away somewhere?
This is bad! This is bad!
Ouch! Ouch!
This is bad! This is bad!
I'll explain the situation.
The victim is a man in his fifties.
The time of death is 15 minutes and 10 minutes.
The culprit is believed to have stabbed the victim with a knife.
The victim has written "dying message" in double letters.
At the scene, one of his leather gloves and smartphone are missing.
Ouch! Ouch!
This is bad! This is bad!
There is one leather glove at the scene.
The face should be like...
It's January...
The...
The face should be like...
It's January...
Matsumoto, Yamada, Endo, Kosei, Aotono...
You're impersonating me.
Stand up.
After the commercial, we'll show you the famous scene of "the laughable scientist".
This year's "the laughable scientist" will show you the funniest and strongest laughable people in the anime world!
Will the famous "that person" appear?
Tonight at 9:30 pm!
Teacher!
What's up?
Just now, someone stole a robot!
What?! Really?!
Call the police right now!
We're sorry!
What's going on?!
Who on earth stole it?!
Sorry for the trouble!
Who are you?!
I'm Marugosuke!
Marugosuke...
I'm sorry for the trouble. I forgot about you.
Hey, find someone who can help us!
That's right! Is there anyone who can help us?
Someone with a pistol!
That's dangerous!
But my weapon can do anything!
We're sorry!
We're sorry for the trouble!
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
It hurts!
You've always been Marugosuke.
But now you sound like a voice actor, Harada Ryuichi.
What's going on?
I heard that a robot with eyes was stolen.
I'm sure everyone here is looking forward to it.
Everyone, please cooperate with our investigation.
I am...
Koemon.
Everyone, out!
He practiced a lot.
Ouch!
It hurts!
For those of you who couldn't see, please say it again.
I am...
Koemon.
It hurts!
I can't see it.
I confirmed it.
I can't see it.
"Don't Laugh" countdown special is now live on video distribution service Hulu!
"Don't Laugh" countdown special.
Next, 2017.
"Don't Laugh" American Police 24-hour famous scene.
Why do you have to do like this when you're angry?
- Like this, right? - Yes, like that.
Seeing something you don't like is a big premise.
If you don't want to see it, you can narrow your vision, right?
You don't want to see something you don't like, so...
It's like this.
"Don't Laugh" countdown special is now live on video distribution service Hulu!
I said it pretty good, but...
No, it's like this.
You get angry when you're angry.
- When you try to show your anger? - When you try to show your anger, it's like this.
- It's like threatening, right? - It's like "kikikikikikikikiki"
- It's like "kikikikikikikikikikiki" - Can you do it again?
Hey, Matsumoto, wake up! Tomorrow is...
It's weird time.
Sorry, sorry, I didn't know.
It's weird time.
Wait a minute, it's funny!
No, but this...
One time is not funny at all, right?
But if you say "scare me with your face" even once...
Is it funny?
I don't care.
Is it okay? I'm sorry.
No, I don't think it's funny even once.
Please scare me with your face.
I love you.
I love you, too.
You look great.
"Don't Laugh" Countdown Special.
Next is "Don't Laugh" "Treasure Hunter" at 8 p.m. in 2018.
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