AISubs v3.5
It's finally been 10 hours since he left school.
It's the time when he's completely exhausted.
Right, this is what it's like...
I want it to feel good like this.
Are you the kind of person who knocks down the bullet train a lot?
Oh, yeah, I don't knock it down that much.
I did it for the first time recently.
A young woman was sitting next to me.
Here, you know? And I'm by the window.
And then, you know...
I looked at my smartphone.
And I connected it with a jack.
You know, it's right here.
- Here, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- The outlet. - The outlet.
- No, it's not here. - It's there.
I knocked it down in front of me and put it here.
It's like I'm watching a movie.
It's...
It's amazing!
This...
- This kind of pressure. - Yes, yes.
In the first place...
I can't believe that the bullet train is about to run out of battery when it's about to get on the bullet train.
- That's right. - Right?
Has the bullet train ever run out of battery?
- No, no, no. - No?
- No, it hasn't. - The bullet train...
- It does run out of battery. - It does!
- What did you do last night? - What did you do last night when you were sleeping?
- The bullet train runs out of battery, right? - Yes.
- Anything can happen. - Even when it's about to run out of battery.
- Yes, yes, anything can happen. - It does, it does.
I wake up in the morning and my battery is full.
I live all day and when it's about noon when the bullet train is about to run out of battery...
I'm using about half of it.
Is it that late?
You don't have any friends and you're so weak.
- I don't have any friends. - You don't have any friends.
Then what can I do for you?
Matsumoto, out!
What's with you?
But...
You know what I'm saying, right?
For example, 78%.
But 100% is the best you can do, right?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, but you can do it.
No, I won't do it.
I won't do it at 78%.
No way!
I won't do it at 78%.
I won't do it anymore.
So you've never been charged in your life?
This bullet train isn't for charging your phone.
It's for charging you.
Shut up!
I'm sorry!
What did you say?
Everyone, out!
I'm done with this.
Are you serious?
But it's 24%.
Everyone, out!
It seems like our school's most traditional cheerleading team is going to practice opening.
Shall we go watch?
Cheerleading team?
Cheerleading team's opening practice.
Cheerleading team's opening practice...
It's pitch black.
Is this the gym?
Everyone, let's go in.
It's so cold.
This way.
Everyone, can you sit over here?
I can't hear you.
Out!
Since you're here in Koukai Reishi, you must be interested in joining our cheering squad.
Today, you will learn about the traditions and spirit passed down in our cheering squad!
First of all, let me introduce myself!
- Kazushige! - Yeah!
Introduce yourself!
My name is Kazushige Nagashima and I'm two years old!
My recent trend is to draw cute paintings on the beach!
In the past, I was called "stupid son" for my own work!
Enjoy!
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
- Isn't it often mentioned in the news? - Yeah, yeah.
- Karen, go! - Yes!
My name is Takizawa Karen and I'm three years old!
My favorite movie is "Forest Gump"!
My favorite food is cheese!
Because it makes you grow!
Matsumoto, Kousei, out!
- Hamaguchi, go! - Yeah!
My name is Hamaguchi Kyoko and I'm one year old!
Recently, I've been into playing the harmonica!
My new favorite song is...
"Mother is Angry"!
I had onions at home!
(Laughing)
Manemoto, Yosei, Kendo, Tanaka, out!
Ouch!
From now on, we will do "sansan narabyoshi" which is our school's tradition!
Are you ready, new students?
This is not just "sansan narabyoshi"!
Whatever it is, we will send an "ale" with "sansan narabyoshi" rhythm!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Okay, I will give you a subject!
Mother's lips!
Give me a subject related to school!
Oh, I said it before... Blackboard!
Blackboard!
Yes!
Take it off!
Yes!
Don't put it on the blackboard!
Yes!
Don't put "ale" on it!
Yes!
Put "ale" on the blackboard!
One, two...
Yes!
Poor blackboard!
It is always being drawn!
Even if you erase it, you can only go back to the blackboard!
Do your best!
Endo, Tanaka, out!
Ouch!
Do your best!
Yes!
Okay! Let's change the subject!
Hey, you there!
Blow it!
Yes!
Give me a subject!
Then, "supreme food"!
Supreme food!
Take it!
Yes!
Can you do "supreme food"?
"Ale" for "supreme food"!
One, two...
Yes!
That's good, isn't it?
Anyone can do it, right?
Of course!
Everyone is out!
It's like a school lunch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
She's changed a little, hasn't she?
Endo!
Give me a topic!
Yes!
Something you have in school!
Yes! Well, then...
Toy box!
Amaguchi!
Yes!
Can you do it with a toy box?
I can do it!
En!
Go ahead!
Hey!
In the opposite direction!
Run and look!
Go ahead!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Run and look!
Everyone is out!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Great!
Blond guy!
Yes!
Give me this!
Well...
Let me see...
What is it?
Well...
Volleyball!
Jiro!
Yes!
Can you do it?
Yes!
En!
Go ahead!
Yes!
Volleyball!
Ball!
It's flying!
Volleyball!
I don't like it!
But...
There are a lot of girls!
Girls will be happy!
I'm happy!
Boss!
Announce it!
Matsumoto!
Endo!
Out!
Ouch! Ouch!
Hey, Jiro!
Yes!
You are famous now!
So...
Kuchibiru!
Yes!
Give me Jiro!
Go to Sanada Hiro.
Do you know Sanada Hiro, Karen?
Yes!
Do you know Sanada Hiro, Karen? Yes!
I'm sure there is someone like that.
I've never seen anyone like that, but I'm sure there is someone like that.
I don't know anyone like that.
Everyone is out.
I don't know anyone like that.
That's right.
Next, blonde and macho.
What's your name?
Koji Higashino.
Koji Higashino!
Yes!
Koji Higashino!
Yes!
Go for it! Go for it!
Koji Higashino!
Go for it!
Matsumoto, Kosei, Endo,
Tanaka, out!
That's right.
Go for it! Go for it!
Anyone can use it.
It hurts! It hurts!
You guys!
A new student is coming! What is it?
Are you excited?
Yes!
Today is practice for Inokuni!
Yes!
Let's go!
[Music]
Buddy you're a boy, make a big noise, playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday, you got mud on your face, you break this glass, kicking your can all over the place, singing we will, we will rock you!
Can I do it?
We will, we will rock you!
[Laughter and applause]
[Music]
[Laughter and applause]
[Music]
[Laughter and applause]
[Music]
[Laughter and applause]
[Music]
This is cool.
It has a sense of rhythm.
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
I can't do that.
[Music]
Wow, it's cool.
[Music]
Oh, I'm hungry.
Chika-shooooooo!
[Music]
Out!
You've already shown it, haven't you?
Yes.
Shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
It looks like it's going up.
It's quite high.
School life, eleven hours.
[Music]
All right.
Is everyone okay?
There is a society of guardians who will gather from now on,
but everyone is students, so it doesn't matter much,
but we can understand various problems of this school.
No, if it doesn't matter, it's okay.
Everyone who is angry at this school can understand the problem,
and we can learn.
Can't you hit me now?
Let's go visit.
Yes, that's right.
Yes, please.
Is everyone okay?
Yes.
There is a society of guardians who will gather from now on,
but everyone is students, so it doesn't matter much,
but we can understand various problems of this school.
I think it's okay not to say that,
so I'm wondering why we shouldn't go.
Yes, that's right.
Shall we go?
It doesn't really matter who we are.
This way, everyone!
You're late!
Sorry.
You're late for a tour.
Sorry.
Get out of here!
He's really angry.
I'm sorry, everyone.
We're late.
Get out of here!
He's really angry.
We've been waiting for you.
I'm sorry.
Get out of here!
Kazumoto, you're out!
Out!
Who could it be?
Have a seat.
I'm sorry, Mr. Motomino.
Well, first of all,
our theater club won the national competition.
Wait a minute!
We're waiting for you!
Wait a minute!
Mr. Motomino, what's wrong?
There was bullying in my class.
I'm sorry.
Can you tell me the name of the students in the same class as my son Shiro?
Well, those five students are in the same class.
Mr. Motomino, who are they?
They're new students.
Please stand up.
You bullied Shiro, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
That's a lie!
No, I really didn't.
You bullied Shiro, didn't you?
I really didn't.
You have to cry and train your body.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Please don't be so aggressive.
I can't say it anywhere.
Takeda!
Can't you say it properly?
Are you going to face Sayato alone?
Shut up!
I'm not talking to you!
You're bullying me!
You!
You're bullying me!
You!
You're bullying me!
You!
Mizuno!
She's trying to be nice.
You're bullying me!
(All students are out)
Wait a minute.
My eyes are getting dark.
Ouch!
I'm sorry.
I'm a little nervous.
Oh, really?
But, Mizuno...
You know, Shiroo...
He's very bright and talented.
I don't think he's the kind of person to be bullied.
Maybe something has changed in Shiroo...
Something has changed in Shiroo...
Maybe it's because of that...
I don't like this relationship, but I love you!
It's been three years since I started dancing.
I want to be with you more and more.
Unfortunately, you won't find out.
Even my son won't find out.
Right now, at school...
Shiro!
Why are you in a place like this?!
Who is this person?!
If you say it like that, I'll say it clearly!
You've fallen in love with someone you only know!
Anyway, are you nervous about having a heir?!
If I say I'm not scared, it'll be a lie.
But you're so excited about having a happy family that you can't control it?!
More importantly...
Shiro!
Where are you going?!
Come back, Shiro!
I'm happy that you're growing up well, Shiro...
Everyone, out!
Hey, what's with you?!
You're rich, so do as you please!
You're dating a teacher, aren't you?!
Me?!
It's no use hiding it!
You're being bullied because you're such a selfish parent!
What are you saying?!
There's no way I'd date a teacher!
You guys are just saying random things!
Miki!
That's enough.
What?
Let's be honest with everyone!
What are you saying? Wait, stand up!
What did you say?
Even if you find out about my relationship with Miki, I'll be fine!
I love my teacher and my guardian!
But I've fallen in love with her, so I can't help it!
Hiroshi...
Your face is tired.
Hiroshi-papa, won't this stain go away?
I quit being a teacher and couldn't choose a life for you to be happy in.
Fujiwara, you're out!
Stop it!
Everyone, out!
Ouch!
Um, Miss Mizuno...
Could you please...
I can't do that!
I want you to make it clear right now!
I'm in trouble...
Finally, you're here!
I can hear you screaming, so I was wondering what you were doing!
That's why I'm here!
I heard you ordering pizza, but there's no one here!
So I said, "Go over there, go over there, go over there," and you got scolded and told me to go over there!
That's why you're here, right?
Yeah...
That's why you're here, right?
Yeah...
You ordered pizza, but there's no one here!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo...
Out!
Karin...
Ouch!
I took a picture of it, tied it up where it says "sumpo" and put a watch on top of the sea line.
And I gave this cashew nut to an American girl.
I'm in trouble if I don't bring it back.
Matsumoto! Hamada! Out!
Ouch! It hurts!
But if you say it like that, you'll get blood pressure.
Do you have human rights?
It has nothing to do with you.
It has nothing to do with you, doesn't it?
Children should not go anywhere like that!
I'm sure you've been tested by children, too.
"I'm a pimp," "I'm a pimp," you say.
There are people who bring shit from parents and children brothers.
That's a test for parents and children brothers!
Everyone, out!
Ouch! It hurts!
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
You should go somewhere, human!
What's wrong?
Isn't your lymphatic system swollen?
This area is a little...
You! You!
Did you see that power, everyone?
I'm going to do push-ups!
Someone call the police!
Call Nozomito! I'll make you pay for it!
Call Nozomito!
Excuse me.
Let me continue.
This is a defect problem posed by a teacher.
This is a problem posed by a teacher.
The teacher will explain and apologize to you.
Please go inside.
Hey, go inside!
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
I'm going home!
I knew you'd come.
Before we begin, we have some questions from our guardians.
We'll read them out loud, so please go ahead, Harada-sensei.
Okay.
The first question is...
How did you meet your partner's guardian?
I DMed her on Instagram.
Here's the next question...
Why did you use Instagram?
Instagram is where you post your photos, so you can see what your partner is up to.
Don't misuse it!
Using social media is a waste of time!
Hamada, Hosei, out!
You said it!
What's with you?
Here's the next question...
How long were you out of work?
Ten minutes in a 4WD car.
Ten minutes?!
That's rude of a woman!
Didn't you feel bad for your wife?
You're the one who's rude!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Hosei, out!
There's so much going on.
Ten minutes in a 4WD car.
We're all stars.
Stop it!
I don't think it's rude of you!
Everyone, please be quiet!
Don't say things like that!
Matsumoto, Hosei, out!
Please be quiet!
Don't say things like that!
[Laughter]
[Applause]
Everyone is out!
All-star!
It hurts!
It was a dream all-star match.
[Laughter]
Unforgivable behavior!
[Laughter]
[Applause]
Matsumoto and Hamada are out!
[Applause]
I can't help it anymore!
It's so obvious!
[Laughter]
[Applause]
Here it is!
Let's do it!
I will suck up all the evil in the world!
I will suck up all of it with the poison of justice!
You! Danger club! Elites! Checkmate!
There is a dangerous person standing in front of me.
I can't do anything by myself.
Escoc! Escoc!
Ms. Harada...
Two years ago, I fell to the ground as a human being in the famous Apafreen.
But thanks to you, I was saved.
I can appear in dramas now.
I can eat Apafreen on my own now!
I'm not moved at all.
Ms. Harada, you too! Let's do it again with a naked body!
Go!
I'm full of energy.
Rock'n'roll!
All out!
Rock'n'roll!
I'm not stupid.
I'm sorry.
It hurts.
It's tiring.
Can you wait for me for a moment?
(He's not a fool.)
What's up?
Did you forget something?
No.
Did you hide it from me?
I'm out of breath.
Yamada, Kosei, Endo...
All out!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Get him!
You bastard!
Hey, hey!
Ouch, ouch!
Stop it! Stop it!
Damn it! Stop it!
What a shame!
We can't fight back!
We can't use badges anymore!
Stop it!
Wait!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
Muscle's MCock!
How have you been?
To be honest, I had a hard time during the break.
But thanks to you and Muscle's MCock, I was able to participate in this event.
I didn't expect you to say yes.
That's right.
We work at a farm and we have a kind of business relationship.
But you don't do anything bad.
We have something in common, don't we?
I won the second JUNON SUPERBOY CONTEST GRAND PRIX.
Harada won the third JUN GRAND PRIX.
Harada won the fourth GRAND PRIX.
That's right! We are JUNON BOYS!
That's right!
Thank you.
What's going on?
Let's fight back!
Is this all you've got?
You're all out!
It hurts!
JUNON BOYS.
What are you looking at?
DANGER MUSIC!
Let's do it!
DANGER MUSIC!
That's all you've got!
You can look down on us!
JUNON BOYS!
Don't hate us!
You're all out!
DANGER MUSIC!
That's all you've got!
This is bad.
Let's go.
12 hours of school life.
He comes back here and comes up again.
That man's bewilderment.
Maybe we don't have to do "kokkuri-san" anymore.
What was "kokkuri-san" again?
zatsu
It's "tai-kiku"
They're doing "tai-kiku" quite roughly.
That's right.
Do you remember that "kankoku" you did just now?
I do remember it. It was really intense.
Let's do it again.
Let's do it over there.
Let's do it properly.
It was quite intense.
It was really intense.
Ready...
Action!
You're amazing.
You can do it.
You're amazing.
Tamada, Hosei, Endo...
OUT!
Matsumoto...
OUT!
This is bad.
You're that good?
No, I know where you're at.
It's different.
You can do it.
I'm cold.
I shouldn't be afraid... I used to do it every week.
Hold on.
- If you've been doing that... - My back and back and neck is cold.
- You feel like it's kicking up, don't you? - Are you trying to kick me up?
- It'll kick you up. - You'll kick me up, won't it?
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. - I hope you'll talk me into it.
- Huh? - Whatever, man.
- I've got something I'd like to see, though... - What is it?
It's something we both have, isn't it?
- Yes. - When I'm going through them...
Even if you do it to Tanaka, you can't see anything.
Yes.
Endo will do it for you.
Where?
Just like you did it to Tanaka.
I see.
He'll do it for you.
You can't see it at the same time.
I see, you can't see it at the same time.
You can't see it at the same time, so you can't tell.
Whenever he says "turn", you have to do it.
Right.
The real you is as it is.
Yes.
I have to accept it...
Endo will never tell you such lies.
And there is no one who can do such acting.
Tom and Jerry understands that.
Tom and Jerry worked hard.
Tom and Jerry did their best.
Morose, out!
A lot of fire is flying.
Me too! Me too! Me too! Me too!
That's right! I could see it with this!
In order to see if it's acting or not, it's not acting if it's a partner.
I'm sure of it all because it's done at the same time.
At the same time! At the same time!
Are you serious?!
Hey, this fire is amazing!
I'm sure of it all!
This fire is amazing!
OK, let's end it.
But you should never end it.
I'm serious about it.
I'm serious! I'm serious!
Please take it for Tanaka's sake.
OK, let's do it!
Please take it for Tanaka's sake.
For Tanaka's sake?
OK, let's do it!
Please take it for Tanaka's sake.
I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
Are you doing it, Tanaka?
I'm doing it!
Amazing! Amazing!
Let's do it!
This is the worst!
This is the best and worst!
It's not like this!
It's like this!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Kosei, out!
Thank you, Kenji!
Thank you! This is a good experiment!
I saw something I shouldn't have seen!
Ouch!
Sorry for bothering you!
I'm sorry for bothering you!
Ouch!
It's poop!
This is the real thing!
I can't speak!
Ouch! Ouch!
I can only say things like "ouch!"
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It's like this!
Everything.
It's like, "Did they really kick him?"
Yeah.
It's like, "Hey, Endo, since they kicked you, let's make you translucent."
They kicked me.
Seriously.
Translucent.
As a variety show, Tanakawa might not be able to do it.
13 hours of school life.
The five of them will visit the theater club, which is proud of winning all national competitions.
Everyone, come in.
It looks like they're rehearsing for the actual show here.
Are you all sitting down?
Oh, it's a rehearsal.
There are more people than I thought.
The stage is already set up.
To save my suffering mother,
I came to the forest in search of medicine.
There should be medicine somewhere in this forest.
Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
I've been waiting for you,
God who saves people who are troubled.
G-God!
I was moved by your kindness as a mother, and I came to save you.
Is it true? I can't believe it. Thank you for your happiness.
I'll grant you only one wish.
Please give me a big item.
Please give me a big item that can pierce my pants.
Please give me a big item.
I'm poor, too.
I live alone with my mother who is old.
I was moved by your illness as a mother, and I came to save you.
Is it true?
I was moved by your kindness as a mother, and I came to save you.
Is it true? I can't believe it. Thank you for your happiness.
Let me grant you only one wish.
Then give me a big strawberry.
I said it! I said it!
I said it! Give me a big strawberry.
I said it!
Please stop it. I was a fool for coming out for you.
It's a lie. It's a lie. Please save my life.
That's right.
By the way, a big one was eaten.
A big one was eaten.
But only one.
Shingo and Chiyoshi ate it twice.
A big one was eaten.
Who ate it?
What are you doing, Gocha?
Everyone is out!
I didn't expect it.
Let's go here.
Ouch!
What are you doing?
Do you like theater?
No!
Are you interested in theater?
I love watching it.
I see.
If you are interested in theater, I will tell you the tips of theater.
First of all, the theater club has to make a loud voice.
There is a traditional practice method in our club.
Please do it.
This candle covered with glass.
If you keep making a loud voice with your abdominal breathing,
the air will shake and disappear.
Please show me the example.
I see.
I will show you.
Let's go!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Amazing!
It's amazing!
Let's do it!
You two!
Yes!
Let's imitate our seniors.
Yes!
Let's imitate our seniors.
Ready, go!
Wow!
Amazing!
Why did you come in?
You disappeared too soon.
Let's do it one more time.
Are you serious?
Yasumoto, Hamada, Kosei, out!
I will be slapped.
You are the best.
You disappeared too soon.
You can do it, right?
Let's do it one more time.
You came in here.
You three came in here.
You came in here.
I came in here.
I will go to the hospital.
Don't catch a cold.
You can't cheat.
Ready, set, go!
Amazing!
All out!
It was shaking a lot.
Isn't it a good thing?
It's a good thing, but...
But it's a big thing.
It's a big thing.
Anyway, I'm glad you all came to see it.
Me too.
Let's hear your impressions.
You there.
How was it?
To sum up...
I want to say...
Please give me a big one.
Break through the wine barrel...
And even defeat.
Please give me a big one.
Thank you for watching.
Hamada, out!
Matsumoto, out!
I'm sorry. My body reacted and I started singing all of a sudden.
Lastly, I'd like you to tell me how you felt about this play.
I felt like I was seeing a new world.
Is there anything you didn't like about it?
No, there's nothing wrong with it.
In short, I'd like you to give me a big one.
I'd like you to give me a big one.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's not about the size.
It's only about the size that you care about.
You're a national superstar.
You have a lot of fans.
Stop it.
You're a national superstar.
Your image is important.
More than that...
Give me a big strawberry!
Give me a big strawberry,
which three children will eat.
Mother Shingo will be jealous,
and the eldest son will be jealous.
Give me a big strawberry!
Which three children will eat.
Give me a big strawberry!
Which children will go around the zoo.
Give me a big strawberry!
Give me a big strawberry! Thank you!
Thank you!
Everyone, have a good student life!
See you! Thank you!
Everyone, out!
You did it!
However...
The real laughing hell begins now!
14 hours of school life.
After a tour of the drama club, they return to their classroom.
Guys, make sure you get a seat.
Wow, what is this?
What is this?
Make sure you get a seat.
What is this?
I don't like this.
What is this?
Make sure you get a seat.
This isn't normal.
What is this?
No, no, no.
Where can you find a school like this?
I don't know.
Wow, this is scary.
What's wrong?
But I heard this sound before.
Last year...
This century's biggest dangerous comedy.
The comedy club is holding...
A super revolutionary...
New style manzai...
Electricity explosion...
Manzai deathmatch!
Manzai deathmatch?
Let me introduce you to the contestants.
The one in charge of the red clouds...
Dangerous...
In...
No!
What?
He doesn't look like he's in a good mood.
This is scary.
This is really scary.
Wow.
Scary.
This is really scary.
It's wriggling.
This is really scary.
It's really scary.
Welcome to the blue corner.
The road is exactly the same as that of...
Kawashima...
Shogun!
Look.
Are you serious?
You came again this year.
Both of you look like you're in love with your best friend.
You look like you're in love with your best friend.
Can you do it or not?
Are you stupid or funny?
Which one of you wants to go first?
Hello, we are Crazy Boys.
Nice to meet you.
I'm always nervous when I do manzai in public like this.
That's right.
Especially since we have cool guests today.
That's right.
I'm nervous.
There's a handsome guy over there.
Handsome guy.
Let me shoot you once, handsome guy.
Handsome guy.
Let me shoot you once, handsome guy.
Are you okay, handsome guy?
That was tight.
Can you do it or not?
Is he okay?
It's tight.
Let me shoot you once.
What's wrong with you?
Let me shoot you once.
You won't do it, will you?
Can you do it?
My head is spinning.
I need some time.
Can you do it?
My head is spinning.
Let me say it again in a cool way.
Nice guy.
Long guy.
Shut up!
I'm not a long guy!
You always say stupid things!
I'm not a long guy!
You're pretty bad!
Shut up!
I'm not a long guy!
You always say stupid things!
Shut up!
Can you stand up?
I'm not a long guy!
Can you continue?
I don't have money!
I want to work part-time!
I know!
I don't have money!
I want to work part-time!
I know!
I'm going to work at a convenience store!
Can you do it for me?
Yes!
Oh, it's a convenience store!
Karankoron karankoron karankoron
That's not a convenience store!
Hey, you! Don't do stupid things!
Wow!
Karankoron karankoron
This is the real Karankoron!
Wow!
Hey!
Wow!
Hey!
Wow!
OK!
Harassment is faster than me
Karankoron has changed since you barged in!
Now!
What do we do?!
We have to do something!
Well, this is where we give up!
Karankoron!
Oh, it's a convenience store
Don't joke around!
You're right!
I'm serious!
Watch out!
I'm serious!
Watch out!
Whoa!
You two, that's enough!
The spirit is a drug for human beings...
But...
It does a lot of damage!
I'll...
I'll make a deal with the convenience store!
Don't be silly!
I'm serious!
That's enough!
Oh, it's a convenience store!
Gara gara gara!
Are you a boss?
Take it off!
Stop it!
What? What? What?
Seriously? Seriously?
What? What? What?
No way!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Are you okay?
Fight with your life for comedy!
What will you do, Kawashima?
I'll quit.
Thank you very much.
Everyone is out.
Kawashima is amazing.
I can't see Kawashima.
I can't see you.
Ouch!
Wow!
Finally, the climax!
This year's climax is different.
I'll give you a chance.
Thank you for your hard work!
And finally...
A big surprise!
School life for 15 hours.
This school of comedy
has a special class.
Are you ready?
Yes.
This school of comedy
has a special class
that passed the mock comedy entrance exam.
Everyone,
let's go to the class.
Let's go.
What kind of school is this?
A school of comedy.
It has a strong culture.
Yes, it has.
There was also a play.
- What was it? "Monomane"? - "Monomane" was one of them.
- I'm looking forward to it. - Yes, yes.
- Special students... - That's right.
- It looks fun. - "Monomane" is here.
- There it is. - Special students.
Everyone, here are "Monomane" special students.
- I'm looking forward to it. - I'm looking forward to it.
- I can't help it. - Can you hear me?
- The incident didn't happen in the office. It happened in the classroom. - I'm looking forward to it.
- Welcome to "Ruban Party". - I'm looking forward to it.
- Hey, give me some, too.
- It's a foul! Out! - It's funny when you say "out".
Teacher! Teacher! Sex! Sex! Sex!
The only teacher of this class...
Mr. Song Hara!
Thank you!
Everyone, out!
That's amazing!
No, no, no...
Scary!
The quality is too high!
No, no, no...
Amazing...
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Scary...
Scary, scary, scary...
Okay, I'll start class again today!
Thank you!
I want to say this for the first time in class...
But I have something I want to tell you all!
Hey, Mr. Hara!
Yes?
You, Mr. Samba...
You're impersonating Samba, aren't you?
Yes...
You should try it!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
What are you doing?!
You, Samba...
What are you doing?!
You're impersonating Samba, aren't you?!
What are you doing?!
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
Endo, out!
- Yamamoto! - Yes?
- You can imitate Ken Kosugi, can't you? - Yes.
- Try it! - If you train everything, you too will have a perfect body.
- I told you! I don't care about it! Update it to Ken Kosugi!
- I love Ken Kosugi the most! As a talent, I always look up Ken Kosugi's page!
- Ken Kosugi is great!
- Matsumoto! Hamada! Out!
- Miracle! You can imitate Utada Hikaru, can't you? Try it!
- Thank you!
- Perfect!
- You don't have to imitate her, you just look like her!
- Don't look at me like I'm a woman! Just stand up and look at me!
- Look at me! I'm not a woman entertainer!
- I'm a woman!
- I got married and met her again!
- I can't imitate Utada Hikaru, but I think I can imitate her!
- I can imitate her!
- Matsumoto! Hosei! Endo! Tanaka! Out!
- Perfect woman!
Everyone, out!
Say something!
What's up with you today?
Don't make that face.
What's up with you today?
You have more members than usual today!
New students!
You want to join the special class, don't you?
You're Hosei, right?
I heard you're good at impersonating Hamasho.
Why don't you give it a try?
If only I hadn't slept in the evening
That's insane!
Thank you!
Matsumoto-kun, right?
Yes.
I heard you're good at impersonating Rukan-sensei.
Why don't you try impersonating Rukan-sensei?
I haven't done it that much.
Why don't you stand up and give it a try?
Rukan-sensei is the best!
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
I can't do it.
Hamada!
What?
Hamada, you don't have to impersonate me.
I'm a gorilla, right?
I'm a gorilla.
I'm not impersonating you. I'm a gorilla.
I've known you since we broke up, but you can't do anything, you don't do anything, you don't work hard, you don't dream, you don't eat, you're betrayed by your partner and you don't have a family.
You don't have a career, you don't have 150,000 yen a month, you don't have a house, you don't have a body, you don't have a program in Cambodia, you've never hosted a show, you don't have anything, what do you do to work hard?
Please tell me what you do for a living!
It's all out!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Why do you have that image of being a scholar?
You're wrong!
Why do you keep doing the same thing all along!
Twitter, Instagram, SNS, everything!
You're being disrespected, being hated, being given up, being scolded by your seniors, crying at home every day, what do you eat and what do you do for a living?!
Please tell me everything!
It's all out!
What's your image of being a scholar?
It's all out!
Ouch! Ouch!
It's all out!
Thank you for your unthinkable talent!
Is that it?
Shall we go?
I don't know.
I wanted to see it more.
17 hours have passed.
The final work is about to begin.
I'm sorry.
Are you ready?
The high school entrance exam is almost over.
We're going to do the last homeroom.
Are you ready?
What's that?
We've never done a homeroom before.
We're doing the last homeroom.
We've never done a homeroom before.
The final work is about to begin.
Please take your seats.
This is your last home room.
Enjoy your time with teachers and friends you spent together.
What is this feeling?
Tamada, Tosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Today is the day of graduation ceremony.
We will start the last homeroom.
Classmates No.25, me, and No.20, Ito sensei.
Let's make a homeroom that will be remembered.
In fact, we have a suggestion from Maeda, the musical instructor.
We have compiled the memories we spent together for a year.
Now, we will ask Maeda to read it.
Yes, Maeda, please.
It was a year full of things.
Let's look back on it.
Maeda, please.
Looking back on school life,
the first thing that comes to mind is the sports festival.
In the class relay race,
not only one person runs as hard as possible,
but the whole class is in first place!
Yeah!
Everyone, out!
Apo's class is...
Ouch!
What is it?
Surprise success!
Yes!
Well, then!
I wonder if I'll surprise you again next time.
Actually, in your desks...
There is a wonderful, wonderful gift from the principal.
Now, please take it out!
Yes, please look inside the desk!
It is a gift from the principal.
Please open the lid!
That's right! Everyone is wearing white balls!
Good, good, good!
Huh? Is Hamada wearing a different one?
There was a different one in there!
Hamada is wearing a red one and a green one!
Everyone is out!
This is bad!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
He is putting a lot of things in there!
Actually, there is a special gift for this year's graduates.
That is, the idea of putting your voice in a time capsule and keeping it in school.
From now on, I will record your dream of what you want to do 10 years from now.
First of all, Tanaka!
Please talk about your dream of what you want to do 10 years from now.
Well, I hope we can all do the same job 10 years from now.
That's a great idea! Let's give him a round of applause!
Next up is Endo!
Yes.
A lot of things have happened in the past year.
I'm leaving now!
See you!
I hope I can work with my favorite members.
Let's give him a round of applause!
Now, let's have this popular guy in our class tell us about his dream of 10 years from now.
Please stand up.
Please tell us about your dream of 10 years from now.
Here we go.
Yes!
I'm sorry!
Yes!
Please stand up.
Everyone, out!
He's really good at it.
Yes!
Ouch!
I'm sorry.
He's really good at it.
No, no.
Now, Hamada, come out here.
Come out here.
You always do it every morning.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Do what?
Let's do it.
Over there, there are four lessons.
Right?
It's about making a vow with a loud voice every morning.
It's about making a 3B vow.
There are four of them.
Let's have him read them.
Let's start from the top.
Yes.
Hamada, isn't it good?
Yes.
One!
Be a young man who loves his parents.
One!
Be someone who loves his friends.
One!
Be someone who has a lot of self-confidence.
One!
Wake me up sometimes! Movement!
I was thinking about it just now.
It's not like an announcer or something like that.
How about it? How about it?
Shall we say it like we sing it?
This famous phrase.
It's a good phrase, isn't it?
Here we go.
One!
Wake me up sometimes! Movement!
Hey, Canada.
Can you say "Wake me up sometimes! Movement!" like that?
Yes, what is it?
You know, the one you say on TV.
Here's the result!
Right? Here we go.
One!
Wake me up sometimes! Movement!
I didn't do anything!
Go home!
Bad!
Everyone out!
Winner!
I'm scared!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
They know me so well!
They know you well!
It's a concentrated attack!
At the end of the year, I will close this homeroom.
Really?
I will sing with a loud voice and close this fun homeroom.
Are you happy, everyone?
We will sing together.
Let's go!
Music, starting!
In the light and shadows of Krenazum city,
I will send you a message.
Krenazum...
Are you going to sing?
Everyone out!
No, no, no, no!
Ouch!
It hurts!
You are too playful!
Here you go, Ichiro!
Here you go, Rei!
I want to drink a lot and go home today.
What?
The last homeroom ended safely, too.
At the graduation ceremony...
What's up?
Finally, the culmination of school life,
the graduation ceremony.
Shall we go?
Yes, it's the graduation ceremony.
Wow, it's the graduation ceremony.
I've never been here before.
Wow, it's amazing.
Wow, it's the graduation ceremony.
Before we start with the graduation ceremony,
we have an important announcement for you all.
Actually, today,
at our school,
a teacher suffered a serious injury.
According to the police,
at the scene,
this
golf ball
seemed to have fallen.
According to the police,
this ball,
seemed to have hit the teacher,
and this happened,
so please be careful,
and enjoy the rest of your school life.
Now,
the graduation ceremony
will begin.
Really?
Everyone,
just now,
the injured teacher
finished his treatment,
and came back to this school.
Now,
let's hear what happened.
Teacher!
Please!
Catch!
Everyone, out!
I knew it.
It hurts!
I knew it.
Hey!
Someone!
In the school building,
is playing golf!
Hit him!
There's no way...
Hey!
The culprit is...
golf.
He's a terrible player.
How about it?!
Hit him!
Um...
Huh?!
The five players in the front row...
I think you were in the school building at that time.
I was in the school building!
How was it?
Are you bad at golf?
Are you good at it?
I don't think you're very good at it.
Not good...
Hey!
Are you going to kill me?
Today is an important graduation ceremony.
Do you understand?
There should be one liar among us.
Stand up for a second.
Are you honest?
Yes.
Hey.
You did it, didn't you?
It wasn't me.
Huh?
Who's lying?
I'm sorry.
Hey!
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Did he play golf in the classroom?
Yes.
No, I don't play golf.
Hey, you!
That's right!
Just tell me the truth.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Ouch!
Hey, wait!
If you know anything, say it!
Yes.
Shingo-chan...
Showed me his underwear.
What are you talking about?
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
What are you talking about?
Are you stupid?
You look miserable.
Oh...
None of you can trust me.
What?
No...
What?
What do you mean?
Hey!
Bring it on!
What is it?
I prepared a golf club.
This is not a game.
It's not golf.
It's an investigation of an incident.
If we can get a cup in...
He's not the culprit!
What is this?
If you miss...
He's...
...the culprit.
Is this for real?
The distance is too close.
Endo!
Get up.
I'm so nervous.
Is this for real?
Let's go, Endo!
Here I go.
Alright!
Be gentle.
The pattern is...
Be gentle!
Alright!
This distance is a little...
I'm so nervous!
Is this for real?
Good!
Be gentle with the line!
I'm counting on you!
Alright!
I'm counting on you!
Come on!
Alright!
Wow!
This is fun!
Thank you!
You're amazing!
Thank you!
As expected of you!
Next!
Alright!
Thank you!
Yamada-kun, you have that kind of face.
Please concentrate.
If you miss...
He's the culprit!
I'm so nervous!
Ignore me!
Yes!
Can I?
Go!
What's wrong?
Wow, that's amazing!
Line...
Oh! This is a different line!
Isn't this a one-point shot?
Oh!
Alright!
Be gentle!
Amazing!
Thank you!
Yamada-kun...
Matsumoto...
Out!
You were in trouble.
Yes!
You looked like you were in trouble, but...
The line...
The opposite of you...
That's right.
Yamada...
Out!
Next, Tanaka's verification.
And Matsumoto's too.
He's a pro.
I was surprised. You guys are amazing!
It's you next.
You can do it, Yamaji.
With this flow.
Do your best!
Alright.
- Pay for the tea! - Yes.
Alright!
Alright, let's go!
Be gentle.
Be gentle. Good! Let's go!
Fly!
Matsumoto, Tanada, Endo, Tanaka... Out!
- That was close. - Yeah, it was.
- That was close. - No, it wasn't!
- I got a message on LINE. - Ouch!
- Yes. - Ouch!
- My chin...
Spinning! What's that?!
- Your pattern is weird! - No, it's not weird!
- It's as you see! - Why does that happen?
Who cares?!
Hey! Come here!
Ouch!
I'll kill you!
Be honest!
I did it, I'm sorry!
First, be honest and answer me!
I...
shot an orange ball.
That's the culprit.
Huh?
Hey!
What?
It's not "what"! You're lying!
I heal quickly!
Be honest with me.
You know what?
Today is the graduation ceremony.
Yes.
It's a celebration day.
Look at everyone's faces.
The joy of graduation!
I was about to lose my job because of you.
I was about to lose my job.
I'll do it again.
VINTA!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Ouch!
You laughed.
Hey!
Yes?
Let's do it again.
Okay!
No!
Okay!
No!
Okay!
No!
Stop it!
Stand up straight.
Okay.
I'll give you just one chance.
Can you do it?
I can do it!
Hey!
Bring it!
Yes!
Huh?
Mr. Shono.
These are the only two left today.
Thank you.
Huh?
The only two left for lunch.
If you drink these two...
Yes?
I'll forgive you!
Really?
Instead,
keep drinking!
Yes!
Don't waste time!
I'll drink! I'll drink!
Okay!
You're a man now!
Yes!
Okay, say it!
Say it!
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
Okay, don't spill it!
Okay, start!
Drink it up!
Next!
Okay, let's go!
Drink it up!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
Hurry up and drink it up!
Go!
Hey!
Hurry up!
Okay, go, go, go!
Okay, you're doing great!
Okay!
You can do it!
Okay!
Hey! I'm not done yet!
Who do you think you are?!
Hey! Don't spill it!
Hey!
Matsumoto...
Hamada...
Endo...
Tanaka...
Out!
Hey! Clean up!
Okay, let's go!
Drink it up!
It's time...
I don't know anything about milk...
Okay!
What are you doing?!
Hey! Stand up!
Okay!
Let's do the countdown!
Three!
Two!
One!
Drink it up!
Matsumoto...
Hamada...
Endo...
Tanaka...
Out!
Ouch!
Don't you want to touch it?
No, I don't want to.
It's too sticky.
I don't have enough milk.
What about butter?
It's not over yet.
What about butter?
It's not over yet.
What?
Thank you for your hard work!
It was wonderful!
Thank you very much!
What?
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, out!
What?
Ouch!
I'm cold.
I'm surprised! What?
We'd like to tell you something.
Today, you gave us a chance like this.
Please go back to your seats.
It's not over yet.
What?
It's not over yet.
What's going on?
What?
This is our first time on "Don't Laugh".
At first, we were very nervous.
But you all welcomed us warmly.
We were able to have fun and relax.
We did our best.
But you all accepted everything.
We are very moved.
And...
Until now...
You...
Five of you...
Not one of you...
For 14 years...
You've been here for us.
We are very moved.
I think it's a great teamwork.
You are the best!
I was moved by your sincere attitude towards laughter.
- Hosei. - Yes?
I saw your face for the first time in real life.
It was very powerful.
When I saw you on TV, I thought you didn't have to be so hard on yourself.
But after seeing you in real life for the first time in 14 years,
I realized that you can do anything for anyone.
Everyone shines in their own way.
Only you can do it.
You can do it only because you are you.
I think you are a special person with a strong heart.
Lastly, I'd like to sing a song for you.
This song is very special for us.
I'd like to sing this song with gratitude for being on this wonderful show.
It's a little bad. It's a little bad.
Satisfied with number.
Satisfied with you all.
Mileage goes up, price goes up
What the heck is this?
It's literally whatever you want to do
Not a single 10
What is it?
Do whatever you want.
Is it okay?
That's enough. I don't care.
I don't care.
Everyone is out.
I don't care.
Everyone is out.
What is it?
Ouch!
What is it?
That's amazing.
That's an amazing map.
I was surprised.
I was moved.
School life 20 hours.
This year, as a high school student,
Rei is the first man that works for her.
After overcoming many difficulties, she finally faces a moment of joy.
Everyone okay? Our long school life is now over.
Thank you for your hard work.
Amada, how was it?
Well, it's just us, but there were a lot of things about Tanaka.
What does he say at the end?
Yariyo
It's easy to understand at this hour
Yaria
Appare
Let's go
Yaria
Thank you for your hard work
It's a peace of negotiation
Lastly, I'd like to celebrate you all and do a riddle game
Yes
Huh?
You can't do a riddle game?
Didn't you say you can't do it?
I didn't say I can't do it
I'll do a riddle game
I'll do it
I'll do a riddle game about school
Yariyo
Everyone is out
What's so funny?
I'm scared
Can I go home?
Ouch
Let's go home
It's fine
It's fun
Thank you for your hard work
You're brave.
Kebo-san!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you.
Yes.
I'm glad you laughed.
But I'm afraid of geese.
Geese!
Thank you for your hard work!
Foolish!
Oh, that's right.
Life has mountains and valleys.
No matter what adversity.
No matter what you think is unreasonable.
Always be patient.
Don't rush.
Calm down.
I'm sure we'll get over it someday.
Don't look back at the past.
Let's all hold hands and face forward and live.
That's the way you live.
Thank you!
♪ Miracle, I didn't expect it to overlap ♪
Miracle, I didn't expect it to overlap ♪
♪ On my way to life, I fall down the toilet ♪
♪ I'm bragging about my good acting all the time ♪
♪ My impersonation was a little similar ♪
♪ I'm bragging about my good acting all the time ♪
♪ My impersonation was a little similar ♪
♪ From here onward, yeah ♪
♪ It feels good ♪
♪ Ah, it's finally over ♪
That's a lot of work
This is a lot of work
We haven't done it yet
You've grown up during this VTR
Ah, is that so?
Congratulations
Mazino san, how was it this time?
At the end...
You didn't get tired and did it
It was different from before
You won again this time, right?
You won, you suck
What are you saying?
You're the only one
No, I'm not the only one
There's more
Wait a minute
You have the biggest advantage
What kind of machine is that?
It was stopped, wasn't it?
You're a fool
Thank you very much for using the machine in 2020 as well
Thank you
[Next Episode]
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The first song that didn't make it into New Year's Day
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I was really nervous
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We'll show you the guests who are full of laughter and tension
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