AISubs v3.5
Four and a half hours have passed.
The five of them had a special lesson prepared for them.
Are you ready, guys?
We're going to take our special lesson now.
- Yeah. - Take the bus.
- What? - Special lesson?
- Take the bus? - Special lesson?
- What is it? - What is it?
- I don't know what to say. - Yeah.
See you later.
What will their special lesson be about?
Five of them are faced with harsh trials beyond their imagination.
Of course, the path is steep.
- What's going on? - Where are we?
- Huh?
- Where are we? - Where are we?
DOWNTOWN
- Here it is. - Here it is.
- Oh, my. - Is it...
- Is it here? - It's here.
It's our annual...
- It's here. - It's here.
Our dream is "downtown."
Choosing the path of "downtown" with one manzai piece
has been lost twice.
However, there is no turning back now.
The only way to end "downtown" is with that manzai piece.
The new "chidori" has appeared.
Please.
Humans are the scariest.
Humans are scary?
What do you mean?
There are a lot of scary incidents.
If you hang out with little kids, you'll be taken away by strangers.
That's scary.
You can take such a little kid.
Shut up.
Don't listen to him.
Shut up.
I'll call you later.
Shut up.
There are two of them.
Hello?
There's a second year elementary school student next to you.
Shut up.
There's a sixth year high school student next to me.
Shut up.
Don't say that.
Don't make me angry.
I'm not angry.
I'm just convinced.
Don't make me angry.
Hello?
I'm taking care of your son.
What?
I'm taking care of him.
What do you mean?
There's nothing to be surprised about.
You're taking care of him.
Shut up.
Don't say that.
You just think so.
Say it properly.
Hello?
I'm Kinyoisei Minoshiro.
Kinyoisei Minoshiro?
Yes, I'm the second year high school student.
Don't say that.
You're close to the second year high school student.
Why don't you say it further away?
Hello?
I'm Kinyoisei Minoshiro.
Kinyoisei Minoshiro?
Yes, there's a telephone box on the third floor.
Telephone box?
Do you know it?
Yes, I know it.
I'll bring it there.
Yes.
But there's something around it.
Around it?
Just like I said.
Yes.
There's a green bag and white...
There's a green bag and white paper.
Yellow...
This is difficult.
There's a green bag and white paper.
Yellow...
It says "yellow bag".
What was it again?
It was on my 14th birthday.
14 years ago...
It's only on my 12th birthday.
A green bag...
With white paper...
It says "yellow bag"...
A blue bag...
It was blue.
With yellow chicken...
It's a green bag.
You came up with it yourself, didn't you?
Well...
A green bag... A green bag...
It says "yellow bag"...
It says "red bag"...
It says "black bag"...
A green bag...
With white paper...
It says "yellow bag"...
It says "red bag"...
It says "black bag"...
Do you understand?
What is it?
It's a blue bag.
Do you understand?
Wait a minute!
What is it?
Don't be surprised if you hear it.
My mom won't let me talk on the phone for a long time, so I'll hang up.
I won't let you talk on the phone for a long time, so I'll hang up.
Thank you!
No way!
Hey!
It's not funny at all!
It's because you skip it!
I can't remember all those things coming out of bags!
What are you going to do, old man?
How do you laugh?
Was it funny to say it quickly?
Is that the era?
It's an era where various bags come out of bags and you don't know.
Why is it funny when various bags come out?
I don't know what kind of interesting era it was when various bags came out of bags!
There was!
I'll do it, but I don't know people now, so I have to make it easy to understand!
I'll make it easy to understand!
Can you make it easy to understand?
Hello!
I'm Chidori, nice to meet you!
You're the scariest.
What do you mean?
You're scary.
That's true.
If you let a little kid run around, you'll be taken away by someone soon, right?
There's no kidnapping or anything like that.
That's right.
Hello.
Bring me some cash.
Cash?!
I'm Daigo, the second oldest.
Don't try to steal my name!
Did you ask for cash this time?
Hey, bring me some cash.
Cash?!
There's a phone box on the third floor, right?
Do you know it?
I'm also interested in the notes around there, so bring me what I said, okay?
What you said?
I'm going to write "yellow bag" on a green bag with white paper and say "red bag" and leave it there!
Leave it there?
Leave it there!
I'm going to say "black bag" and take it!
No, that's...
No, it's not!
No, it's not.
Do you understand?!
There's no blue bag like that!
Bring me a blue bag like that!
Do you understand?!
Wait a minute!
Do you understand?!
Hey, don't be surprised when you hear it!
What's wrong?!
I'm going to make my mother call me for a long time and say "red bag like that"!
Thank you very much!
Take it!
I won't!
Why?!
Because I'm interested in the bag!
It can't be helped!
It's a manzai where you can see so many bags!
It's a bag manzai!
It's a kidnapping manzai!
It's not a bag manzai!
You're wrong, you idiot!
If you put it in the first tempo of "kidnapping manzai", you can see so many bags over there!
That means it's a bag manzai!
You're wrong, you idiot!
It's a bag manzai!
It's impossible for us!
Nobu!
We can't do such a noble thing!
It's impossible for us to do a manzai where we can see so many bags!
We can't do it!
Stop it!
I'm asking you!
What?!
I'm asking you!
What do you mean?!
If you don't do it for us, we can't do it!
What are you saying?!
I'm asking you!
We can't do such a thing at the end of the year!
What are you saying?!
I'm sorry!
We couldn't do it!
No, no, it's okay!
I didn't think it would be that difficult!
It's not difficult!
Well, it's a pretty old idea!
Let's start with the fifth one!
I don't have a suggestion!
If you don't mind...
Let's do a bag manzai!
Let's do an entertaining manzai for you two!
No, I'm serious!
We didn't do it!
We really didn't do it!
That's right!
Even if you two were watching us now, would we say such a thing?!
That's right!
That's why we've also prepared a signboard!
A signboard?!
Yes!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
It's messed up!
It's amazing!
It's been 30 years!
No, it's perfect!
No, it's okay!
I'm sorry!
Yes!
No, it's okay!
Are you serious?!
Yes!
Are you serious?!
Really?!
Really!
I'm sorry!
Please do it!
What is it?!
It's a pretty old idea!
No, it's not!
We didn't do it!
Everybody's claims are true!
We should say it in an active way!
I know right?!
Are we really doing it?!
No, we are not!
In an active way!
I am sorry!
But you did make a joke about it!
That's true!
Did we?!
No, we didn't!
You didn't make one!
No, we didn't!
That's amazing!
So, Mr. DANTAN!
Let's listen!
Wow!
These days, kidnapping and kidnapping small children is really scary and unpleasant.
It's an unpleasant incident.
Hey, hello.
Huh?
Hello?
You have a second grade elementary school son, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I have a sixth grade son.
Oh, you do?
Yes, you do.
Don't get mad at me.
Why do you say that?
I'm going to eat bibimbap with this.
You're going to eat bibimbap with that?
Hey, hello?
Your son is taking care of the house.
What?
You took care of the house.
Oh, really?
Please don't get mad at me.
Why do you say that?
Don't say stupid things.
Hey, hello?
Hello?
Bring me a body armor.
A body armor?
I have a second grade son.
Bring me a body armor.
Why do you say my name?
Huh?
Something's different.
I don't want to do it with you.
You're quiet.
You have a weird name.
Why do you say my name?
Where do you get it from?
Why do you say my name?
That's right.
It's a strange and pleasant meeting.
Hello?
Do you know Sancho Minear Boxer?
Yes, I know him.
I'm curious about his surroundings.
I'll give you my route.
Okay.
I want to go to a cover park.
That's a good place.
Green bags and yellow papers.
I want to go to a cover park.
White papers, green bags and yellow papers.
I want to go to a cover park.
Why do you say my name?
I want to go to a cover park.
You're noisy.
Everyone is out.
I'm sorry.
What?
Ibaragi has a land style.
You don't do it properly.
I don't do it properly.
I haven't practiced for many years.
It's been a long time.
Now that I think about it,
It's been a long time.
Your attitude has changed, hasn't it?
I'm leaving.
Everyone is out.
Why did you leave suddenly?
I'm sorry.
You guys are terrible.
I'm sorry.
They don't have time to rest.
The bus goes to the next blind man.
They are actresses,
but they are too fresh.
They are the ones who will win.
An actress and an actor duo.
The third and the fourth place.
You guys are terrible.
My best friend Ashina's underwear was stolen.
Arrest the criminal and execute him.
Hiroshi!
Don't say dirty words like that.
Everyone wants Ashina's underwear.
That's right.
Officer, what should we do to catch the criminal?
What?
First of all, you want me to tell you in detail what kind of company stole it?
No!
Apologize.
Apologize to Ashina right now!
Is this how you do it?!
No, it's not like that.
There's no sense in it.
It's not funny to say dirty words like that on a Sunday morning?
Because that blonde guy was staring at us with erotic eyes while we were talking.
No, he wasn't.
He wasn't, right?
No, I was wondering what was going on.
Maybe he was so exercised that his brain went crazy.
That's right!
When he was in Hawaii with his junior, he had his junior take a muscle picture for his Twitter account.
But he wasn't satisfied with it.
By the way, this is the picture at the time.
What kind of picture is it?!
It just so happens that it looks like this.
If you're an entertainer, don't do muscle training, but laughter training!
Hello, everyone!
I'm a singer who delivers wonderful songs to the world!
Hey, you two...
It looks like you two were arguing about how to train your muscles,
but there's a proper reason for muscle training!
If you sing this song, you'll know for sure!
Music, start!
We are all attracted to each other's bodies.
Where is the charisma of laughter?
Where is it?
If you ask me what I like today,
it's my daughter's cafe.
Just because it's painful doesn't mean it's strange.
Everyone, everyone!
There's no reason for us to be trained.
Everyone, out!
Wow, she's really messed up.
Alright, let's do it one more time.
Sure.
I'm sorry, but I don't think we can do it.
Why? What's wrong?
Because...
That person...
He's been mouthing and spacing out the whole time.
It's not like that.
He's completely spaced out.
That's right, that's right. I remember now.
That person...
When he was eating with his juniors...
On his way home...
He told his juniors in a cool way...
"See you again!" "Thank you!" "Goodbye!"
And then...
As soon as he got in the car...
A person he doesn't know came out of the car.
Wow, that's a little annoying.
Isn't it crazy?
Oh, and...
The other three are just broadcast entertainers...
So they usually eat and laugh, don't they?
That's true.
Because...
That person...
It seems like he likes the sweet potatoes that appear on TV in Osaka.
After recording...
He picks up the sweet potatoes that other entertainers had left...
And picks them up from the dressing room and brings them back.
What is this entertainer?
It's fun, isn't it?
I don't like it.
This person...
For more than five years...
He's been a news program commentator in Osaka...
His comments have been so blue...
Recently, his neck has been fun.
So...
Suddenly...
It seems like he felt it...
Suddenly...
He said he wanted to be a handsome entertainer...
For the first time in a while, like a producer...
Excuse me...
It's underground...
Excuse me, excuse me...
No, I...
I happened to be here, so let me talk...
Ah, and this person...
It seems like his middle school son's friend came to stay at his house...
And when his friend woke up the next morning...
This person...
It seems like he was ironing his friend's uniform...
And his friend collapsed, it seems like...
No, it's true...
Everyone's...
Kind...
Everyone's...
Kind...
Everyone's...
Kind...
What do you think you're doing?!
You're good-looking, but...
It's a nightmare that you pass by in the middle of the night...
It's disgusting.
Hey, hey...
Yes, yes, yes!
Stop right there, everyone!
The two of them...
Just now, the three of them...
Said "get dirty, get dirty"...
But as an entertainer...
It's a noble job of yourself to get dirty and laugh!
Yeah!
Music, start!
In the morning and in the evening, there are only good things in the world.
But sometimes, you forget what you ate.
You forget what you ate.
I got in the car by mistake.
I didn't get in at all.
I'm sorry.
Of course, I got out of the shop and got in.
It was raining.
That's enough.
How did you get out of the car?
I got in the car at last.
When I opened the slide door behind me,
the driver said,
No, no!
Everyone is out!
No, no!
Go away!
No!
No, no!
Finally,
it's time for a special lesson.
It's getting closer.
This is a special lesson, right?
What?
What is it?
I'm scared.
Get off the bus!
If you don't get off, I'll blow up your brains.
Get off the bus!
Take him away.
Why did he come out of his brain?
What's wrong with him?
What's wrong with you?
His voice is loud.
What's wrong with you?
His voice is not good.
Is he kind?
Has he always been angry?
No, he's always been angry.
He has a bad mouth.
Get on the bus!
Get on the bus.
He will definitely get on the bus.
Be careful of this step.
He's kind.
He suddenly became kind.
He has a bad mouth.
OK.
I'll give you five minutes.
Change into this.
Five minutes is not enough.
Is it only five minutes?
I'll give you seven minutes.
Get off the bus!
Has he always been angry?
Is he kind?
He has a bad mouth.
Please tell me.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Five people are changed by the mysterious commander's instructions.
What is waiting for them?
The special lesson they will receive now is...
If you don't pass the test, you will be exploded.
This is a game of escape from hell where the best will explode.
Escape from hell?
I'm scared.
Five people will pass the four prepared tests.
If they don't explode, they will escape from this venue.
Listen up, you guys don't look like you're in a good mood.
So I've prepared a man with a nose.
Come out!
Nice to meet you.
Excuse me, my name is Narita Ryo.
Popular actor Narita Ryo will compete as an assistant.
If you don't do your best, you'll explode.
I don't want to.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Okay, Narita.
Yes.
Shout out loud for everyone.
Yes.
Let's do our best!
Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Can you get up and knock him down?
Ouch!
You can't laugh. Stop!
Can I laugh?
Okay.
First, follow me.
This is a new pattern.
Is this a cooperative version?
Yes, it is.
I'm the leader.
Come back!
You seem surprised.
I'm the leader.
The first challenger is...
Tanaka!
I don't want to.
Bow.
From now on, you will have two minutes of time limit
to answer a total of three quizzes.
If you answer all of them correctly, you will clear the mission.
If you don't clear the mission, you will receive a full-body mirror
and harsh punishment.
It's tough, isn't it?
Yes.
Then, let's get started.
Yes.
I'm scared.
Question one.
In elementary school, there are ten kinds of sharks on a neosympathetic fish.
Answer it.
Round one, start!
Okay, I can answer this one.
Yes, I can answer this one.
Well...
Black-eyed shark.
Big black-eyed shark.
Megamouse.
Well...
Hedgehog shark.
Well...
Hammerhead shark.
Red smoke...
Red smoke shark.
Yellow smoke shark.
Goblin shark.
Labrador shark.
Black-eyed shark.
Well...
Wow!
You can do it!
Crow shark.
Dream shark.
White crocodile.
This is tough.
Well...
Big black-eyed shark.
Isn't it tough?
Megamouse shark.
You have one minute left.
Well...
Three more!
Well...
Whale shark.
Wow!
Well...
Whale shark!
Here it comes.
Whale shark!
38 seconds left!
That's a lot of time.
What do you think, Tanaka?
I made a mistake in my pace distribution.
Here's the next question.
Question!
Name 10 M-1 World Championships winners!
Start!
Nagagawa family.
Sandwich man.
Non-style.
Yes, I know.
Buramayo.
Chute.
Well...
5 more seconds!
15 seconds!
Masataka!
Well...
That's not a sling!
That's a mirror!
It's a mirror!
It's a complete mirror!
It's a mirror!
That was fast!
It's a mirror!
It's a complete mirror!
And!
There's a punishment here!
Why?!
If you say so, then this is it!
What?! Scary, scary, scary!
It's the "Historical Shortcut Clock"!
Cheers!
Three!
Two!
One!
Fire!
Ugh, it stinks!
It stinks! It stinks!
It stinks!
Ugh, it stinks!
My body! It stinks!
Ugh, it stinks!
Pathetic!
Even the winner can't answer!
Ugh, it stinks! It stinks!
Ugh, it stinks!
The next challenger is...
Matsumoto and Hamada!
The two of you!
Go ahead and say it!
Ugh, it stinks!
Next up is...
The two of you from downtown.
Cheers!
How is it?
Is it warmer?
It's warmer...
...than I thought.
Hamada, how about you?
Yes?
Is it warmer?
Thank you very much.
You should say "thank you."
The two of you will have three minutes...
...to answer a total of three questions.
If you can't answer all of them...
...you will have to hug each other.
No!
Let's go!
Question one!
King of Conte, which is hosted by downtown...
...and its great winner...
...please answer!
Answer! Start!
Um...
Mahalo
Um...
Um... "TOKYO 03"
Oh, "TOKYO 03"!
Um... and... "RICE"!
Yeah.
Um... and...
Um...
What is it?! I'm so impatient!
Um... look, look, look! It's them! It's them! It's them!
Who is it? Who is it?
"BIKING"!
Oh, "BIKING"!
Here it is!
Look, look, look! Hangan-san, say it!
You know it, don't you?!
One more! One more!
"KAMAI TACHI"!
Oh, oh!
Wow, wonderful!
OK!
Good job!
Timestop!
Um...
Huh?
Hamada-san!
Um... really...
Not at all...
Hamada-san, you haven't said a single word yet!
I still have a lot left, but please say at least one sentence!
"KING OF COUNT"?
"KING OF COUNT"!
Am I doing that?
Well, but you cleared it, didn't you?!
I cleared it!
That was pretty fast!
The time was 2 minutes and 26 seconds!
Thank you very much!
That was pretty fast!
Here is the second question!
Five female "pinguerin"s from Yoshimoto Industry, please answer!
That was really easy!
Start!
"PINGUER", "PINGUER", "PINGUER"
Well, you're Tomochika, aren't you?!
You're Yurian, aren't you?!
You're that skinny kid, aren't you?!
Skinny kid?!
Who is it? Who is it?!
It doesn't matter if you're not skinny!
It doesn't matter if you're not skinny, kid?!
Wait, wait, wait! Asian!
No, no, that's Chinese!
Are you from the same year?!
No, I'm from Edo!
Oh, you're from Edo!
Wait!
There's a lot of them!
There's one! There's one! There's one!
Who's on it?
There's one! There's one!
Who's on it?
Natsuko Yokozawa!
One more person! One more person!
One more person!
That skinny kid! Who is it?!
That skinny kid!
It's not skinny, it's Yurian!
But it doesn't matter if you're not skinny, kid?!
That skinny kid is amazing!
One minute and thirty seconds have passed!
Who are you talking about?!
Isn't that Yoshimoto, the kid who looks like Mono Oshizawa?!
No, it's not Yoshimoto!
Oh, it's not?!
It's Maki's skinny kid!
It's completely different!
You're completely different!
Who are you talking about?!
One more person! Who is it?!
One more person!
Yamada Harako!
Yamada Harako is here!
Who else is there?!
Oda Ita Hikaru!
Oni Yakko!
Now, the next question is...
A super service question!
What is it?
It's the quiz that appeared in Matsumoto last New Year's Day!
And it's exactly the same quiz as last year!
The final question is...
"Name a Hollywood star's nickname" quiz.
Last year, Matsumoto struggled with this question.
I have no idea.
Mr. Fama, I really can't do this.
You can't?!
You only have one minute left!
The third question!
I can do it!
Name all foreign celebrities' nicknames!
Start the countdown!
Ju...Ju...Judo would be good, right?
Yes!
Um...
Um...Nicholas Cage!
No, no, no!
Um...
Wait, wait, wait!
Tom Hanks!
Um...
Tommy Lee Jones!
Um...who else?
Um...
Keanu Reeves!
Um...
Michael J. Fox!
Um...who else?
Ah this! Oh, this!
Leonardo DiCaprio!
Yes, yes, yes!
Leonardo DiCaprio!
How is he getting so many correct answers!?
What do you think he got?
It's supposed to be fun, but it ended up a little warm.
I wanted to see it a little.
This action of Hollywood star Kidori will cause God's wrath later.
Five people go outside for the next stage.
Until the next escape, I'll kill you all.
Suddenly...
Look at that!
What's that?
What's going on?
What is it?
It's a cliff stage where you have to climb up a rope!
A cliff stage where you have to climb up a rope and break a ball of grass.
The height is eight meters.
Can they really climb up?
One hand?
One hand has to do it
If one of you succeed, you clear it
I see
But if you don't clear it, the leader will be punished on behalf of the members
Leader?
The one challenging this stage is
Hosei and leader Matsumoto
Am I the leader?
I've never heard of it
The leader will be punished
The leader did it earlier, too
You're too busy
Get ready for the challenge!
You don't listen to me
Hosei, you're up first!
Let's do it!
Is it decided?
Let's do it!
Are you confident?
I've been doing it with Kento
Until Wednesday
It's been a while
It's 5 o'clock now
It's okay!
3…
2…
1…
Don't look down!
You'll fall if you do!
I won't!
Your legs will shrink if you look down!
Don't look up!
Are you up for it?
Hosei, let's do it!
Are you up for it?
Matsumoto!
You can talk when you're down, right?
I can talk
Hey, Matsumoto!
Yes?
They say it's a pleasure stage
You have to do it with your arms only!
Really?
With my legs?
Yes, only your arms
Use your arms!
Let's do it!
Wait!
Let's do it!
Matsumoto's challenge!
You can do it!
It's spilling everywhere!
You can do it!
He did it!
Really?
Leader!
You did it!
You did it, leader!
Leader!
Leader cleared it!
Leader!
But why was it spilling everywhere?
It's because of you
Because of me?
It's because of you
No, it was a little stuck
It was a little stuck
Hell's escape game "Suginaru Stage"
The next stage is this!
Rotating Stage
This is hard
After turning 30 times with this high speed rotating machine,
Go straight for 10 seconds and aim for the goal
But if you fall on your sides, you're disqualified!
Only 3 people will challenge this stage!
If you don't clear it, the leader will receive punishment
Tanaka will challenge this game!
Wow, here it comes
Narita!
And the leader, Tanaka!
Tanaka will be the first to challenge
But after this...
Something unexpected will happen
Will Tanaka be able to run 10 meters after turning?
Hold the white stick with both hands
Okay
A little lower
Okay
A little lower
Turn machine
Start
You can count here
So fast
It's impossible
Amazing
It's possible
Get back the stick
You won't be able to run
You're in your 30s
Count to 30 and it's okay
Start
Okay
What's wrong with you?
What's up with you?
I thought you were the worst this time
I can't do this anymore
Shut up
Start
Go
What happened?
You went too far
You were stopped
Ouch
You went too far
Why did you go there?
I couldn't stop
You're lying
You went too far
Does it happen?
It happens
Really?
I get surprised when I see it
This is how it works
Yes
Next up is Narita's turn
Let's go
I'm scared
Next up is
Narita's challenge
Go Narita
Let's go
Rotation
Start
Oh no
His legs are going to come off
His lower back is weak
Start
This is it
He can't do it
What do you think?
You did a good job
This way
I don't remember
I was going straight
It's around here
Go this way
Where are you going?
He's good
This kind of thing happens
He can't control
It's hard
Narita, go right
You can't control
You were just trying to go straight
I know how you feel
It happens
From the nose
Rotation
It's like a convenience store hand roll
It's like that
It's impossible
He's the only guy who's good at it
I'm not good at it
I used to be good at it
I don't do it anymore
As a leader,
50 rotations
50?
Are you kidding me?
He's a legend
A legend?
56 years old Hamada Masato
He's still strong
Hamada san, please
Why 50 rotations?
Are you kidding me?
Rotation
Start!
He's fast
He's flying
He's enjoying it
His legs are flying
He's enjoying it
His legs are flying
He's enjoying it
Rotation
10 more
5
4
3
2
1
Go!
[applause]
I'm not like I used to be.
[applause]
I used to be like this, too.
It's like a game from the Famicom Era.
[applause]
It's like that game.
[applause]
It's great!
Thank you!
Amazing!
[applause]
And finally...
The last challenge!
[applause]
Nothing...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
This is the last escape game!
Explosion of "Mada"!
[applause]
The strongest surprise continues!
[applause]
And this year, we missed it again!
I'll give you just one chance.
This is the last escape game!
Explosion of "Mada"!
[applause]
Here, one representative will be set on this reverse bungee and follow you to your front seat.
[applause]
Each of you will try a riddle quiz.
If you can answer all of them, you will release your representative.
However, if you can't answer even one of them, you will fire a reverse bungee.
It will explode in the sky and cause death.
First of all, let's consult with the representative of reverse bungee.
One, two, three...
It's not good.
Are you okay with it?
Yes.
You don't like it, do you?
No, I don't like it.
Of course you don't like it.
You are a downtown kid.
I heard you say it earlier.
If you fly...
I will fly away.
I just wanted to see it.
What's wrong with you?
We have no choice but to go.
It's not good.
We will answer it.
So, the sacrifice of the reverse bungee will be decided.
It's okay.
It's not like you will fly to the national highway in the morning.
It's okay.
I will do something no matter what happens.
So, Narita.
Yes.
How do you feel?
It's the worst.
We will answer it.
We will release you.
So...
I will give you a quiz.
Yes.
You have two minutes.
Two minutes.
You have two minutes.
So...
The question is...
This one!
Who is the smartest one here?
Please answer it!
The person who knows the answer...
What do you mean?
Please answer it!
The question is...
Who is the smartest one here?
Please answer the person and the reason.
In two minutes... Huh?
- What's going on? - I didn't get it at first.
- It's like a riddle. - Huh?
- It's like a riddle. - No one is moving.
Don't shut up, please.
Who is smart?
- I got it! - I got it!
It's always this megaphone.
The reason is...
Correct!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Everyone got it? - The reason is...
Correct!
Everyone got it!
- The reason is... - I really don't know.
- Correct! - Excellent!
- Are you okay, Narita-kun? - Start!
- What's the time? - Are you okay, Narita-kun?
- You can do it! - You can do it, Ryo-kun!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- What's the time? - I know it!
- It's like a TV show. - It's like a TV show.
- Thank you! - Start!
- 30! - 30!
I really don't know.
I know it without looking at the question!
- Then... - 20 more!
- I have a headache. - Hey!
- 15! - Try to change it!
- Alphabet! - Hint! Hint!
- 10! - Try to say "alphabet"!
- 9! - Try to say "alphabet"!
- 8! - Please answer!
- 5! - 4!
- 3! - 2!
Correct!
Time up!
- Hamone san! - Yes!
- What are you doing?
- Are you watching TV?
- Answer! Answer!
- Alphabet?
- Alphabet.
- Who is smart?
- Smart is ...
Endo?
- Ryo! Don't laugh!
- Why are you laughing?
- Hamone san!
- Don't laugh!
- I'm really sorry.
- As we announced at the beginning,
- you will explode in the air and die.
- However,
- let's make the explosion more gorgeous.
- Yes.
- Any last words?
- Hey!
- Just do it!
- Are you ready?
- Yes!
- Ready?
- 3!
- 2!
- 1!
- Explode!
Wow, that's amazing.
That's scary.
This is scary.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Do you want to go again?
No, I can't.
No, you can't.
Are you okay?
Yes.
It was a good experience.
I'm not okay.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
You are a god.
You are amazing.
You look like a commander.
You are cool.
You are really cool.
The escape game is now over.
However, the laughter trap is getting more and more intense.
This is a bewitching Tanaka.
No, no, it's not.
This is a little echoing in my head, Tanaka.
It's coming out, isn't it?
Anyway, it's the opposite of the rotation.
That's right.
I thought, "Oh, no!" and said, "Dirty, dirty, dirty!"
But it didn't come out.
That's really disgusting.
No, no, that's the only thing I hate about it.
That's the only thing I hate about it.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
I'm going to watch this and see if you'll really judge it.
See? He's really saying it.
Can you do it?
The movie "Katsuben" is in full swing.
Director Suo Masayuki of "shall we dance?" plays a super gorgeous cast.
It's a masterpiece that depicts the world of movies.
Six hours of school life.
After a fun special lesson, they return to the classroom.
We're back.
We're finally back.
I see.
All the contents of the drawer have been reset.
It's still dark.
Who's doing this?
Right?
Not again.
But it's only the contents.
It doesn't smell like anything.
It's good.
It's just like it was before.
Really?
Did you pull it out?
It's already reset.
Isn't that good news?
Shall we do it?
Right?
We can't miss it, right?
Okay, here we go.
A key?
Well, there were a lot of lockers back in the day, but we haven't used them that much yet.
A key and a position.
A position?
It's big!
It's big.
Are you okay?
What is it?
There's something in the wooden box.
It looks like a warning for thieves.
What is it?
It's a box of wood.
Okay.
There's something in the box.
I'll open it.
Okay.
What is it?
It's not good.
Hosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
It's so good.
It's so cute.
It's cute.
It's really...
What?
Isn't it cute?
It's so cute.
Isn't it so cute?
It's so cute even though it's made of olive.
What are you doing?
It's cute.
What are you doing?
I can't open it.
What?
You can't open it?
Is it okay if I sit on it?
Hold it!
Now!
Take it off!
I'm angry.
I'm angry. Hold it!
What are you thinking of doing?
You have to hold it.
It's like a newborn baby.
Hold it.
It's not a problem to hold it.
It's not sitting on your neck yet.
I can't see it yet.
It's a happy moment.
It's not a happy moment.
Can you hold it for me?
It's like a doll.
Matsumoto, Kousei, Endo, Tanaka, Aston.
What is it?
It's cute.
Ouch!
You should take it home.
It's good.
I can see it forever.
Forever and ever.
What should we do?
Should we pay for it?
No, no.
We've always been ordinary people.
It's not a problem to hold it.
I want all of you to have it.
Maybe you have it.
Do you want it?
It's good for a present.
I'm happy.
Look!
Maybe you have it.
It's not a present.
I want it.
It's good.
Look!
There is something in it.
Look!
There is a gold band.
Read it before you open it.
Why is it so big?
Muteki Gakuran.
Muteki Gakuran is a legendary Gakuran that Muteki Gakuran was wearing.
If you wear this Gakuran, you will have the most authority in the classroom.
This is Gakuran version.
You can be Muteki Gakuran and order other students to do anything.
Of course you can use words, but you can't talk back to anyone.
Moreover, you can force other students to do bad things that you have said.
This is more severe than a mental hospital.
Muteki Gakuran.
Why is it so big?
There are a lot of lucky items.
But you can't just end it like that.
Matsumoto is out!
I'm going crazy!
What is that?
I'm going crazy!
What is that?
Nonnon is Muteki Gakuran.
It says "Natsumi Inochi".
It's been 30 years since I spent with Natsumi. I love you forever.
There is a card for this as well.
I don't want to make you cry, but can you do it for me?
For Kokoriko...
That's right.
But if you do it there, you'll have a bad image of the mountains.
Is that so?
I'm scared.
Look at him.
If it's like this, you'll lose a lot of money.
That's right.
I'm getting thirsty.
Hey, Sakurada Junko-san.
Wow, you're acting like you're drunk.
Guess what I want to drink.
Cha!
Matsumoto, Kosei, Tanaka, Endo, out!
Me, too?
Ouch!
Invincible Hamada!
Can't you call someone?
I see!
Really?
Of course!
Poor Hamada!
Matsumoto-san!
Ouch!
I've been coming here for a long time.
I'm surprised.
I've been coming here for a long time.
I'm surprised.
I've been coming here for a long time.
Well, let me see.
Maybe something more than that will come out.
Let's see what it is.
Look!
Here it is!
Everyone, it's number six.
Number twenty-eight!
Number twenty-eight, this way.
Maybe something more than invincible will come out.
Wow, it's huge!
Huge?
Wow, it's huge!
Wow, what is it?
Wait a minute!
What is it?
It's huge.
What?
It's not invincible something.
Is it an invincible series?
What is it?
Tamada, Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
It's a very good body.
It's amazing.
I got it with this.
OK, OK, OK.
Ouch!
It's an amazing body.
Hey!
That's enough!
Thank you for praising me.
We've known each other for a long time.
We feel like brothers.
We still do.
Isn't it more than last year?
Mr. Hamada.
That's what you think.
No, it's not like that.
I just said it because I thought so.
No, no, it's not what you think.
What is it?
Is it like "I made it exactly like you"?
No, it's amazing, isn't it?
You're in good shape, though.
This and this, right?
Huh? Huh?
He said something.
What's up?
Huh?
Shota, Matsumoto, Endo...
All out!
What? What? What?
I told you, there's something invincible about this!
Every time! Every time!
Ouch!
Endo...
What is it? What is it?
All out!
What is it? What is it?
It's not good. It's not good.
It's not good.
I'm watching you.
It's invincible.
Even if it's invincible, you have to use it well.
That's how you used it.
You know what, Hosei?
Yeah?
You...
That's enough!
What is it?
What are you doing?
Where did Hosei put it?
What is it?
Wow, it's huge!
Everyone, sit down!
What is it?
Wow, wow, wow...
It's huge, isn't it?
The Iron Mask took his face and turned him into a sword.
This is a sign of his birth.
It's a sign of his birth.
But...
I won't forget my love for you.
Asamiya Saki, second generation Meskelander.
I won't forget you.
I won't forgive you for attacking my weakness.
I won't forgive you!
Everyone, out!
We're in the middle of our generation.
Don't do that!
Ouch!
I did it.
But I won't do it again.
I, Tsukitei Hosei of the evil secret path,
will send you to hell this time.
Now, for the last time,
I will let you eat whatever you like
as a maid's souvenir.
What?
Tell me what you like the most!
Pig's tongue.
Pig's tongue?!
I was robbed of my face by an iron mask.
I was seven years old.
This sign of his birth
is a sign of his birth.
But...
I won't forget my love for you.
Asamiya Saki, second generation Meskelander.
I was a servant of a priestess.
I used traditional games.
I'm a conman!
Tsukitei Hosei!
You won't forgive me this time!
Tamada, Rendou, out!
Using the power of the legendary boss,
the evil and cruel Tsukitei Hosei...
I will send you to hell with this justice.
Everyone, out!
That was amazing!
Asamiya-san, if you could just...
If you could just...
I can't take this anymore!
This is the perfect ending for you!
Hosei-kun?
In exchange for justice, this man will take care of you!
Tekkamei...
Here it is! The Shotgun!
In exchange for justice, this man will take care of you!
Here it is! The Shotgun!
Wow, isn't that great?
Wait a minute!
It's not as painful as I thought.
It's only a little bit so..
It's okay.
It's a little painful.
Tenshi, does it hurt?
Wait a minute!
Tenshi, does it hurt?
- Please, you can touch it. - I don't really like it.
It's about to come off.
Hey, wait a minute.
Wow, wait!
Wait a minute! I'm scared! What are you doing? Wait a minute!
Hey you!
Yes!
I'll send you to hell!
You're tired, aren't you?
Ouch!
This is it!
This is it! This is it! This is it!
Everyone, out!
No, this is painful.
This is painful.
Baguetti!
Stop it! Stop it!
Even if you say it...
Ouch! Ouch!
This is already...
No, no, no...
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Look, Tanaka has already saved you.
No...
Are you okay?
You couldn't stand up at all.
I couldn't stand up either.
Where does it hurt?
To be honest...
It hurts around my teeth.
It hurts around my nostrils.
Oh, I see. It hurts around your nostrils.
But you took off your goggles and...
I see.
That's what it is.
That's why you were cut off.
It's a mission.
What are you talking about?
I haven't done it yet.
Everyone here is a rocker.
Everyone here is like that.
It's a series of pull-outs.
You shouldn't do it, Tanaka.
Just walk around.
No, no, no...
I'm a professional.
Stop it!
This pattern...
This pattern is scary.
This quilting...
Yes.
Big gold necklace.
What is this?
Matsumoto, Tanaka, Endo...
Out!
They all look good.
Ouch!
They all look good.
What?
I don't know the rules.
Are you pushing me?
If you push really hard, how would it be?
Like this?
Everyone, out!
What's going on?
What's that?
Why does it smell like wood?
It's moving.
What?
Everyone, out!
No, no, no, no.
Be careful, you guys!
Ouch!
So that's what it is.
If you push it too hard...
If you push it too hard, it'll move.
That's how it is.
It's moving.
It's a manzai. Don't dance.
Everyone, out!
It's finally the second half of the game.
The students are screaming on the roof.
I have something to tell you!
And then a huge guy appears!
Eight hours of school life.
There's no time for the five of them to rest.
Everyone okay?
It looks like the students are going to gather outside and do something.
What's going on?
This is so awkward!
Chan-no-hon-ma-ri-o.
What? Really?
Is this a game?
It looks like it.
Did you win?
No.
The chairman probably left too.
Yeah, he left.
Yeah, yeah.
What?
How did he write that?
What's wrong?
Did you write that?
No, I didn't.
They're so funny!
I was bullied by him.
He bullied you?
Yeah, he bullied me a lot.
Yeah, Ito-san bullied me.
Oh, yeah!
Huh?
Someone's standing there.
Should we get closer?
Huh?
What's wrong with him?
Maybe it's two of them?
Ito-san!
What's wrong with you?
I've seen it somewhere.
It's up there.
It's a bicycle.
Matsumoto, Tamada, Mendo, Tanaka, Hosei, out!
That's why you're holding it.
Ouch!
I want to do something about it.
It's impossible.
Don't bully it.
Of course we won't.
We can't do anything about it.
Someone should read it and put it down.
I know.
Maybe they took our pants, too.
They're all here.
Let's go.
What's that?
What's wrong?
Let's line up in front of them and look at the rooftop.
Okay.
Will something come out?
No!
I'm Shigumi Nagashima Ishii!
There's something I really want to say!
What is it?
Ever since I came to Japan...
I've always been a big fan of Downtown Japan, and I watch it every time I get my hands on an instrument!
That's kind of you.
Especially the siren and all that.
It's too hard!
That's kind of you.
But there's one thing I can't agree with.
I see.
What is it?
The fact that you have blonde hair and you look like me...
It's not like I'm saying it to you!
I'm actually from Tonga!
From now on, I'm going to sing Tonga's "Aru Aru" on Beatles' "Yesterday"!
Seriously?
What was it again?
"Aru Aru" on Beatles' "Yesterday"!
I think I got it.
"Aru Aru" on Beatles' "Yesterday"!
I want to say it!
Yes, yes.
Tonga!
Aru Aru!
Hurry up and say it!
Tonga! Aru! Aru!
Banana! Yaki! Gachi!
Everyone, out!
Banana! Yaki! Gachi!
There's more?
Looks like it.
Good evening, everyone! I'm Fukune Suzuki!
I have something to tell you all today!
What is it?
I've been thinking about what I've said to you all, but today I'll say what I haven't said!
Tell us!
Hey, show producer!
The sweets you put in the freezer are too sweet!
Don't think you'll be happy if you put only sweets like cookies in the freezer!
You can put anything you like!
I'm already 15 years old!
You treat me and your little brother like that!
Everyone, say "Fuku-kun! Fuku-kun!"
I'm already 14 years old!
I'm not Fuku-kun! I'm Fuku-san!
Everyone treats me like a kid!
I'm also...
a kid now!
Everyone...out!
Good evening!
I'm Yamashita Shinji!
Today...
I have something...
I want to say...
What is it?
Don't ask me about rugby!
I only play rugby in dramas!
Do you know how detailed it is?!
The other day...
I was told that...
I don't have many comments!
So...
For 35 years...
"one for all"...
"all for one"...
I've survived with this one comment!
If I sing a school road theme song...
you think it'll work?!
It's still working?!
It's working...
Matsumoto...
Hamada...
Out!
Again...
Two years of rugby!
Plus and minus!
Today...
I usually...
Stop it!
I'll react!
Hamada-san!
I'm here to tell you something!
Something I usually can't say...
I'll say it here today!
Okay...
13 years ago...
When I first met you, Hamada-san...
I...
Even though I'm weird sometimes...
Various seniors warned me...
And I was worried!
I was worried!
Forget it!
I'll react...
I'm sorry...
13 years ago...
When I first met you...
Even though I'm weird sometimes...
Various seniors warned me...
At that time, you said...
You can say whatever you want!
I'll wipe your ass later!
You said so!
That's...
I'm really thankful for it!
Today, I...
Thanks to you!
Hamada-san!
I'll jump off!
Everyone... Out!
No, no, no!
What do you want me to say?
I don't know!
Let me speak!
I don't know what you want me to say!
I'm trying to say it now!
Thanks to you, Hamada-san...
I'm who I am today!
Thank you!
Hemingway, Ocean View, You, Mine, Foreign Country People, Shirogane Birthday Party, Don Quixote Beautiful Sunday, Cyber Gadget Online Shop, Poseido Japan, Aung San Suu Kyi Suit,
Yeah!
Nice!
Everyone out!
Ouch!
My butt hurts.
That's it, everyone.
Thank you.
No, no, no, no.
He really doesn't know what's going on.
No, no, no, no.
I'm a little nervous.
As the day grew dark,
they faced yet another trial.
Everyone was watching, right?
Yes, that's right.
Everyone, listen up.
The teachers of this school are very powerful.
Shall we say hello?
Teachers?
Teachers of this school.
I don't like this.
I don't like scary people.
There are a lot of scary people, right?
Yes, there are.
Excuse me.
I'm scared of teachers.
Can you line up here?
What country?
Excuse me.
It's open.
Oh, it's open.
Teacher, we brought five new students.
Can you say hello?
Out!
We brought five new students.
Can you say hello?
[laughter]
[bell ringing]
- Group out.
- What a bad loss.
- Yeah, what a loss.
- Wow.
- What a loss.
- Wow.
- Ow!
- Ow, ow, ow.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow.
- Oh, man.
[dramatic music]
- Y-you...
- Everyone out! - Everyone out!
- Concept is out! - Concept is...
- Are you new students? - Yes.
- Welcome to Heipo-Omamegaoka High School.
- It's too quiet. - It's too quiet.
- I welcome you all. - Why?
- What are you doing? - I know.
- What are you doing? - That's enough.
Tell me about your concept.
- Tell me about your concept. - What are you doing?
- What am I doing? - I don't know.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Tell me about yourself, your name, and what you like to do and say to girls.
Fujiwara sensei, please.
Yes, Fujiwara Hiroshi.
What I like to do is to drink the leftover juice from cup noodles and quit smoking.
What I like to say is...
Even if you wear only one T-shirt, you still look stylish.
What do you say?
Matsumoto Fousey, out!
Fujiwara-san?
Ouch!
What about you?
Yes, Matsumoto Hiroshi.
What I like to say to girls is...
When you're about to get a ponytail like this...
Matsumoto Fousey, out!
No, it's not like that.
It's just my personal opinion.
Ouch!
Do you know the concept of our school's education?
No, we don't know.
I'm sorry, but we don't know.
Look at this.
I don't know where it says it.
It's peeled off.
It looks like a ball, sensei.
Matsumoto, out!
Why are you guys looking at my underwear?
You're still looking at it, aren't you?
You just saw it, didn't you?
You shouldn't say "you just saw it", you know.
Do you have a hobby?
My hobby is...
Scuba diving.
What about you?
I like golf, too.
Golf!
I like golf, too.
When my principal recommended me to play golf, I couldn't help but start playing it.
I'm addicted to it. I even have a set of golf clubs.
I'm sorry.
Hey!
I saw it perfectly!
You're all out!
I saw it perfectly!
You can see it.
I want to see it!
You can see it, right?
I don't want you to see it.
A gentleman's pose!
Do it!
Sing!
Which one should I hit?
This one?
Try it.
Can I hit it?
Nice shot!
Thank you.
I saw it!
I saw it perfectly!
Don't look at me anymore!
Matsumoto is out!
I don't want you to see it.
I'm sorry.
Don't look at me anymore!
Do it!
I saw it perfectly!
One more time!
Look at the ball!
What are you doing?
I thought it had a string.
I saw it.
Don't look at my underwear!
Let's take a commemorative photo.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, out!
A commemorative photo?
That's it!
A commemorative photo!
It's a night mode, so...
Hey, you, take it!
Seriously...
Which one do you want? This one?
Sorry, it's around me.
Which one?
That's amazing.
But it's better if you turn around.
That's right.
May I?
Yes.
I'm looking at your underwear!
I'm looking at you as a whole.
I'm looking at your underwear through the camera!
I want you all to look at my underwear!
It's not like you can't see it.
That's right.
It's not like you can't see it.
Let's take a picture!
It's not like you can't see it.
Okay, cheese!
Thank you!
I'm not angry, but...
I'm looking at you again!
I'm not looking at you!
I'm sorry!
I'm looking at you!
Are you joking?
I'm not joking!
You're really bad at this.
How did you do it?
It was dangerous.
But it was fine.
Wait!
Can you all come here for a moment?
Can you come here for a moment?
Thank you!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Thanks!
Thank you!
Please come back here!
This school is very peaceful.
There's just too much going on.
This will bring much tragedy.
There is still no good news for the five of them.