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[Next Week]
It was a tough school.
I didn't know there would be someone like this.
It's different from last year.
It was the most surprising.
It was a worthy opponent for the end.
[A new story begins!]
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
This year's "Can't Laugh"
has been selected as one of the most-watched programs in the entertainment industry!
Unbelievable people come one after another!
It's huge!
Whoa!
It's here!
Wait a minute!
It's a series of shocking surprises!
Can't Laugh
This year...
Don't you want to join Yoshimoto?
We don't want to join!
It's "Youth High School"!
The forbidden story finally begins!
You guys...
I hope you're not playing the tape.
What's going on?
A new project, "Hellish Dance" appears!
A fear of punishment attacks the members!
And for some reason,
"Downtown" shows its comedy for the first time in 30 years!
The first episode of "Youth High School"!
You have a chance.
Here I go!
Label Toskos also competes with a laugh!
It's hell!
"Toskos Special" on New Year's Day!
"Don't Laugh" "Youth High School" at 2 p.m.!
Good evening!
Yes!
Good evening!
Everyone is shouting "good evening" but it's possible you didn't get it.
It's possible.
It's also possible you didn't get it.
It's possible you didn't get it.
Did you know?
I've been doing this for 14 years.
14 years.
That's amazing.
Next is Mr. Amazo.
Am I doing it again?
You're doing it again!
Again, please!
I'm sorry!
Let's go!
Where is it?
There it is.
Get out of my way!
You guys aren't going to turn the tape, are you?
We will.
In the morning of a new beginning,
a gentle sunlight
announces the men's challenge.
Hurry up.
Seriously.
It's only been two seconds.
It sounded like a gunshot.
Are you serious?
It's too far away.
You can't even hear it.
I heard it when I was protecting the teacher.
I remember that.
This is it.
Wait here.
That's what you always say.
That's right.
Wait here.
Well, well.
This year was a lovely year, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
We had a lot of fun.
It was great.
I knew it.
A lot of things happened.
I didn't know what would happen.
You were in the press conference, weren't you?
I was there.
You were there, weren't you?
Everyone, thank you for coming again this year.
I won't touch you at all.
You completely ignored me.
I won't touch you at all.
More importantly...
Wait a minute.
It's not "more importantly", is it?
Gather!
Gather up!
Rugby boy...
Sensei, you mean?
Director, you mean?
Director?
Gather up!
It's real!
Gorgeous!
Awesome!
No, no, no...
There's a better way of using it!
It's too luxurious!
Hey, you guys!
Do you know why I'm so angry?
This year...
No, that's not it...
Do you know why I'm so angry?
It's not because we lost the match!
It's because we can't let you say whatever you want!
I'm so mad!
It's not because you lost the game
It's because you can't forgive it
This year's world cup
The world's first best 8 is amazing
But
It's amazing
Against South Africa
It's long
It's 3 against 26
You talk too much
Aren't you frustrated?
We are frustrated!
Seiro
It's started
Then
Let's hit this frustration into bad things
Why?
Inabaki
Come here
Yes
What?
Don't laugh
That's right
Inabaki
People say you're the worst man in the world
But
No matter how funny it is
You don't laugh?
I'll try it
I'll do my best gag now
Try it!
Let's go!
It's really bad
Bakyun! Bakyun! Bakyun Bakyun Bakyun!
Are you mad at me?
He's mad at you.
Are you mad at me?
You old man!
You said you weren't mad at me.
I'll kill you with my own hands.
He's not mad at you.
Tanaka!
Yes!
Come here!
I heard you're a former sportsman and a beautiful woman.
Yes!
Are you married?
You were on Japanese TV's "Golden Time" on New Year's Day.
That's a terrible title.
What's your wife's name?
She wanted to fly.
You were on Japanese TV's "Golden Time" on New Year's Day.
You were shouting, "Tomami, I love you."
What's that?
I'm not finished yet.
He's crazy.
Tomami! I love you!
I love you!
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Go back!
You're too late.
I'm not late.
Don't say that.
Come here!
Yes!
Come here!
When you say "come here," you mean "treadmill," right?
Yes!
When you say "treadmill," you must have another name.
Who is it?
Bob Marley.
No!
The correct answer is...
...about 2017, when he's lost in character...
...Richel!
Just for a moment.
Do you know it?
I know it.
Do you know it?
Do you want me to play "treadmill" for you?
"Treadmill"!
What are you doing?
You're too funny.
Is it okay for you to treat me like this?
That's right.
Fukouka!
Yes!
Fukouka!
Yes!
Fukouka, listen to me.
When the Tokyo Olympics are over and you retire...
...it seems like you'll join the medical department and become a doctor.
Is it true?
Yes!
If you win the World Cup, you'll become a doctor.
You're smart and smart.
You're a superman!
Thank you!
When you become a doctor...
...will you forget...
...how to say "treadmill" correctly?
That's too high.
Listen to me!
This part is perfect.
You have to say it with your mouth.
I'm having surgery in a magical art room!
Say it three times in a row!
I don't care about that.
I'm having surgery in a magical art room!
Wow!
What's wrong with you?
You're going to break the law of comedy!
First of all...
Go back!
That's not how comedians behave.
More importantly...
With your comedy skills...
Hey!
You're here!
Don't you want to join Yoshimoto?
We don't want to join!
We don't care about that.
Let me tell you something.
Yoshimoto Industries...
...has a lot of things...
...but most of them can't be traded.
I see.
Is that okay with you?
No problem!
Is that so?
With your rotten comedy skills...
...I'll teach you a lesson!
And now...
I'm going to hit you!
What?
First of all...
Come here!
Come!
That's a problem.
Now, with my fist...
I'm going to hit you again!
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
Okay.
I don't know how you're going to hit me.
Here I go!
You're funny.
You're funny all the time.
I know, right?
Yeah.
All right!
That's enough for today!
He broke it!
That's terrible!
Terrible!
That's enough for today!
Let's call it a day!
Thank you!
Thank you for today!
Thank you!
What a luxury!
Thank you for today!
What a luxury!
I know, right?
I practiced my comedy skills...
...but my back is dirty.
I practiced it.
That was terrible.
I don't know what to say anymore.
- Kosei. - Yes?
- Was it great? - Yes, it was great. The representative is great.
No, it's youth.
Youth...
So, this year's theme is youth high school.
What?
- Youth high school? - High school?
- High school?
- I've never been there. - You're going back to the beginning.
So, they became high school students in their youth.
They went to school 24 hours a day.
You're high school students, but what's with that outfit?
I just asked you.
- I've prepared something for you. - You're so annoying.
- I just asked you. - Yes, you did.
What's with that outfit of yours?
- We're back to square one. - We're back to square one.
- We don't know anything about school. - That's right.
- What's with that outfit of yours? - We don't know anything about school.
- Let's stop this. - Yes.
From now on...
High school students...
You guys!
- Panic. - Panic.
- He's panicking. - He's in a bad mood.
- He's in a bad mood.
- He was really in a bad mood. - He was really in a bad mood.
- Oh! - What is it?
- Yes? - It's true.
- The order?
- I just want to say it like it is. - I just want to say it like it is.
Five people dressed up like high school students.
Okay, are you guys ready?
Let's have you come out in order.
- First, Hosei. - Yes.
- Hosei. - Yes.
- You're cute. - Thank you.
Even a high school student in a bad mood can do it.
- You're cute. - Thank you.
- Next, Endo. - Yes.
- You're manly. - Thank you. - You're a high school girl. - Thank you. - Next, Tanaka. - Yes.
- You're smart and nice. - Thank you. - Next, Hamada.
- Huh? Again? - Again? - Again, Hamada? - You're still in high school. You're barely there.
- Next, Matsumoto. - Matsumoto? - Matsumoto? - Matsumoto? - Matsumoto!
- You're tall. - This is so uncomfortable! - Why is it so small? - What is this?
- What kind of material is this? - Why do you keep moving that much? - It's concave material but why do you want me to show you? - I have personal reasons for wearing this.
What is this?
Is everyone ready?
The rules are simple.
No matter what happens during school life, you can't laugh.
That's all.
There's a bus over there, so let's go to school.
Shall we go?
There's no cap.
No cap.
As they get closer and closer to the start,
the tension increases.
Will you wait for me here?
Yes.
Here comes the bus.
Here it comes.
It's a bus, isn't it?
Here comes the bus.
Here it comes.
Kenritsu Heipo Umamegaoka High School.
Umamegaoka High School.
I think I've heard of it before.
Yes, it's called Umamegaoka High School.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
This is...
Can you hear me?
Kenritsu Heipo Umamegaoka High School.
This is the name of the school you're going to.
Kenritsu Heipo Umamegaoka High School Mathematics Bus.
When Kenritsu Heipo Umamegaoka High School is drawn...
...this bus...
...goes all the way to the school.
Let's all get in.
This year...
Well, it's true that it's creepy to get in alone.
Let's all get in.
Thank you.
Kenritsu Heipo Umamegaoka High School Mathematics Bus
No, it's not.
It's not.
What is it?
Wait.
I can't do it anymore.
I did it for you.
I don't like this underwear.
I want to go home.
What's going on?
It will start with someone riding it.
I'm just a normal person but I'm doing well right now.
So go ride one of those.
Go ride!
I don't want to wait anymore.
Get out of my way!
You guys, watch out!
I'm riding!
I'm going to lose.
He's laughing! He's laughing!
He's laughing! He's laughing so hard!
He's laughing!
- I laughed a lot. - You laughed a lot just now.
Get in.
Here.
Get in.
- Can I? - Well, I laughed, so...
- Can you get in? - Yes, I can.
Okay.
Everyone, get in.
The bus finally departs for high school.
What awaits them ahead of them?
(High school students)
The weather alone is amazing.
- I want to watch a movie. - Me too.
I'm going to get a pamphlet.
The shock follows.
The first person they see is...
What is he doing here?
As soon as five people board the bus, the first person they see is...
Who could that person be?
I'm hungry.
You look hungry.
I'm going to tell you a joke about a bus.
But it's too offensive and I'm scared of it.
By the way, do you know what song it is?
Do you know it?
I know it.
It's a drama song.
Do you know it?
Yes, I know it.
Is it a comedy song?
Yes, it is.
Actually, it's directed by Muranishi.
Muranishi.
It became a hot topic this year.
Yes.
But it's too offensive and I'm scared of it.
But there are people who want to do it no matter what.
Would you like to watch it?
Thank you.
Please watch it.
Thank you for waiting.
Everyone is out.
I was surprised.
It's too early.
I went back to my house.
He is in a good mood.
Everyone is out.
Is this a TV show?
It's a real show.
Everyone is out.
You made this air conditioner.
It's really good.
I will record everyone's anger.
I thought that the next drama would have an actor.
I'm happy.
Everyone is out.
I wanted to be normal.
He is in a good mood.
He is nervous.
It's action.
You are saying like that.
It's not action.
You are too aggressive.
We should not attack people when we attack them.
You should not attack people when you attack them.
Did you forget what you did wrong?
Don't you regret anything?
I regret it. Maybe I regret it too much.
Everyone, out!
Stop it!
No, no.
That's good.
That's amazing.
That's good.
You know, until a few years ago, you were the kind of person who displayed birds in secret programs.
That's right.
Can you do such a stupid thing like that?
I want to compete here and prove whether my judgment is correct or not.
Black of blood.
Take it out of your body.
Everyone, out!
You did a good job.
That's nice, everyone.
That's nice.
That's nice, director.
Let's go with the most famous one of director Naishi.
Let's go with "nice".
That's nice.
I'm going to use that "horagai" effectively and reveal the true nature of these two actors.
I'm going to ask you a question now.
If you say "yes", say it twice.
If you say "no", say it once.
Please blow that "horagai".
Is it okay?
First of all, I'm going to start with you, who has my favorite "g" sound.
To be honest, I thought you would never get involved with me again.
You're lonely, aren't you?
That's what humans are like!
I'm going to start with you, who has my favorite "g" sound.
In other words, you are...
Kusanagi-type...
Nakai-type...
Which one?
If you're Kusanagi-type, you're Nikai.
If you're Nakai-type...
What are you saying?
What's going on?
If you're Kusanagi-type, you're Nikai.
If you're Nakai-type...
Please blow out the horn.
It's really hard to do.
Machan?
Matsumoto, Kanada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
If it's not a heart, it's not a heart, right?
It's not a heart, right?
It's not a heart.
Try blowing it again.
It's too long.
Blow it harder.
Is it long?
I like it.
It's good.
Calm down.
Blow it again.
You might not be able to use all of it.
Why don't you ask all of Mr. Muranishi's questions?
I've been thinking about it.
Please.
Do you like antiques?
Yes, I like them.
You always have Levi's XX, right?
Yes, I do.
You used to have a thick one, but now you have a tight one.
That's right.
I want you to go to an antique shop.
I see.
Why do you look like a garbage bag?
What are you talking about?
It's good.
It's just right.
What do you do in your free time?
I'm sorry to say this, but I work at a gym.
Do you go there to drink?
Yes, I do.
Do you go there with Nakai?
I go there once or twice a month.
Don't you talk about me?
No, I don't.
I see.
Do you talk about new things?
Yes, I do.
Do you talk about Goro and Shigo?
No, I don't.
Do you talk about the viewers?
No, I don't.
It's good.
When will you do it again?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
Why don't you do it again in a new place?
Everyone, out!
I can't do it at all!
It's the best!
It's not only good for internet TV, but also for daily TV.
It's great.
I feel like I can meet you all again.
It's great.
Don't worry about it.
I'm glad we did it in 2019.
I hope we can do it again next year.
It had a great impact.
I didn't expect it.
I was surprised.
It was a great time.
It's only 15 minutes by bus.
It's cool.
It's great.
I'm tired.
Me, too.
They can't hide their tiredness.
But the viewers can't let go of their hands.
Yamazaki, I'm jealous of you.
Are you going to drink?
You can sleep anywhere, can't you?
Yes, I did.
But I haven't slept in six hours.
Hey!
Let me go!
Stop it!
Let me go!
Hey!
I'm going to kill you!
Stop it!
I'm completely abandoned!
Let me go!
Listen up!
I know who you are.
Listen up!
Calm down!
Hey!
If you know who I am, you don't need me.
Damn you!
If you know who I am, you don't need me.
Damn you!
Hey!
Calm down!
- I will do it! - Wait!
- Stop it! - Don't be reckless!
- Raise your hands! - I know!
- Raise them! - I know!
- Raise your hands! - I know!
- I'll raise them! - I know!
- Raise your hands! - You think it's OK?
- You better raise them!
- I'm raising! - I'm raising!
Everyone, out!
- You don't know how to raise. - Is it OK?
- You're raising too much. - It's not good.
[c
Ouch!
I'll give you a raise.
I'll give you a raise, anyway.
You can contact HQ, right?
Huh?
Contact HQ and get a car ready for a race.
What are you saying? That's impossible!
Call them!
It's impossible!
Call them!
We'll shoot you! Call them!
Fine! Fine!
Call them!
I'll shoot you!
Call them!
HQ!
Talk to HQ!
Call them!
I told you!
Call them!
I told you!
Call them!
Talk to HQ!
Call them!
Talk to HQ!
Everyone is out!
Matsumoto and Hamada are out!
Let's go.
Get me a car!
I said it!
What's that on your waist?
It's a pistol!
Give me the pistol!
What are you talking about?
Give it to me!
Give me the pistol!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Gosei, Endo are out!
What are you guys doing?
Give me the pistol!
I said I'll give it to you!
I'm begging you!
I'll do anything for you!
If you do anything for me, I'll give you another chance.
If you can make these five people laugh, I'll release you.
Do it.
I can't.
Do it.
I can't make you laugh.
Do it.
I'll shoot you. Do it.
I got it.
Do it.
I'll do it.
Do it.
I'll do it.
Do it.
I'm doing it!
It's been started!
I'm doing it!
You know, we all ride on this and fight, right?
I think it's a powerhouse.
Now, it's time for daily life problems.
More!
No!
Matsumoto, Amada, Tanaka, out!
Ouch!
Do it!
I did it!
Stop it!
What is it?
Detective!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
Stop it!
It's impossible!
You know it's impossible in this atmosphere!
It's impossible!
You know it's impossible!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Do it! Why are you suddenly acting like an idiot?
Do it! Do it!
Himuro Kyosuke.
Do it! Himuro! I said do it!
Himuro Kyosuke's rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Kiss me!
You lost!
Everyone is out!
He was beaten up at close range.
He is unexpectedly funny.
The material is an engine.
You lost! Hurry up and buy it!
But I want more!
Stop it!
Do it more!
Stop it!
Even if you do one more, you can't do it.
Do it! Hurry up!
Get up!
Do whatever you want!
Get up!
Do whatever you want!
Get up!
Do whatever you want!
Do it! Do whatever you want!
Do whatever you want!
Do it! Do it!
Do whatever you want!
Lero Lero short story. Fight.
Hey!
What?
Why did you say something meaningful?
It's none of your business.
It's none of your business!
You bastard!
Lero Lero Lero Lero!
Matsumoto is out!
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
If you don't mind...
Sorry.
Hey!
You're too much!
Let's go home!
What?
You bastard!
Just arrest me!
I'll arrest you!
I've arrested you!
Let's go!
Arrest me!
You should've gone home to your place!
You bastard!
That was funny!
What's this about 'derorero'?
- I've been doing this for a while now. - Oh, you have.
It's connected to "Hard Knocks" by Nemo Devo.
"Bus" finally hits theaters.
The biggest surprise of the series is there.
And that forbidden joke is...
Stop laughing!
I can't take it anymore!
The movie starring Kamiki, "Murder of a Citizen" is in high demand.
"Murder of a Citizen" is in high demand.
Be sure to watch it!
Could it be...
- Oh, he's gone to school! - Oh, he's gone!
- Oh, he's gone to school! - Oh, he's gone to school!
"Bus" carrying five people shows up at school.
But...
This is not the goal.
It's a new battlefield.
- What year is this high school? - Oh, wow!
"Don't Laugh" Stage.
Kenritsu Heippou Mamegaoka High School.
In this school of equality and laughable life...
A fierce battle against blind people begins.
We're here.
Okay.
We're here.
We're here, everyone.
It's a pretty good school, isn't it?
Yes.
It's amazing.
It is.
The school building is wide and it's amazing.
He's the former principal, Mr. Heipo.
He's the candidate for the next 10,000 yen ticket.
What?
He's the candidate for the next 10,000 yen ticket.
Has it been decided?
It's after that.
He's the candidate for the next 10,000 yen ticket.
That's right.
Is this a classroom?
That's right.
It's a classroom.
He's the former principal, Mr. Heipo.
This is the classroom for new students.
This is where they write their names.
- I see. - I see.
- It's like this. - It's like this.
- You're right. - You're right.
I thought it was that.
- But the position is different from last year. - It's different.
- It's different.
- Let's talk about the class. - Let's talk about the class.
Five students live in Class B for three years.
Of course, there are many funny tricks in this classroom.
Of course, there are still five students who don't know how to handle this.
It's kind of weird...
Yeah!
Looking at Kokoriko's back...
It's totally different from what we've seen before.
Yeah, it's totally different.
Kokoriko's back doesn't really matter to me.
It's just that her sitting position is weird.
No, it's just that her sitting position is weird.
I feel like she's looking this way.
Endo! Out!
Well, yeah, Endo is totally...
No, that was weird.
It's Kogaraka-san, so...
Out!
You can't laugh, can you?
That's right.
Endo is relaxed.
I'm sorry.
But that was a little...
One hour after the start...
Finally, the five of them catch their breath.
Without any development after this...
The main witnesses are late.
Is everyone ready?
You haven't greeted the chairman of this school yet, have you?
I'll show you how to do it, so let's go!
Greet the chairman of this school!
When did you become so good at this?
You haven't greeted the chairman of this school yet, have you?
Chairman of this school?
Right?
He just happens to be here.
It's rare for a manager to greet the chairman of this school.
That's right.
Everyone, this way.
Did you write "chairman"?
You guys...
Let's go in.
Excuse me.
Everyone, this way.
Oh, it's very luxurious.
Everyone, this board of directors here...
As former teachers and educators...
They have tremendous trust in us.
Everyone, teachers and guardians...
They all have tremendous trust in us.
You're an amazing teacher.
Teacher?
An amazing board of directors.
Matsumoto! Hamada! Out!
What's with that explanation?
He's been saying "board of directors" the whole time.
You're all very strict.
Everyone, please excuse us.
Thank you for watching and have a nice day!
Tanaka! Hamada! Out!
I'm a little surprised.
Ouch!
Everyone, please introduce yourselves.
- From Hosei. - Yes.
- Tsukite... - I don't need it.
Matsumoto! Hamada! Endo! Hosei! Out!
Tanaka! Out!
I'm scared!
Ouch!
I'm scared!
I don't need it. It's a waste of time.
Life is a pile of seconds.
A waste of time is like a waste of life.
I've already looked up your names.
Tsukitei Hosei.
1988, he formed GASPE and debuted as an entertainer.
2008, Rakugo became Tsukitei Happo and became a deshi.
Rakugo's ohako is...
"Ninjoubanashi" and "Shijimiuri".
2018, the book "Rakugo is Wonderful" was published by YOSHIMOTO BOOKS.
The issue number is...
5,000 copies.
Everyone is OUT!
It's scary.
Shouzo Endo, Naoki Tanaka.
Yes.
1992.
He debuted as an entertainer in "Kokoriko Bombers".
In October 2018,
Seta bought a house with a Go-LDK balcony for his role.
He spent 1 million yen to install a green patio for patergolf.
It's small, but...
Tanaka's family name is Chukobolbo for 26 years.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, OUT!
Chukobolbo...
I like it.
It's not much information.
It hurts! It hurts!
It's not much information.
Hamada, Matsumoto, Endo...
In 1982,
they became entertainers in "The Wright Brothers".
Hamada's first girlfriend was...
Sara Sara Gami's...
...girlfriend.
They're all OUT!
It's scary.
It hurts! It hurts!
It's a good date.
Matsumoto's first girlfriend was...
In 1993...
(LOL)
It's so funny!
Everyone, out!
We don't know, but we'll find out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Matsumoto-kun and I, every week,
used to go on double dates.
It's so funny!
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
It's so funny!
Ouch! Ouch!
It's like this...
Matsumoto-kun...
Yes?
When you wear a suit or a jersey,
you always wear Crocs, don't you?
Where do you buy Crocs?
Amazon...
Do you use Crocs for summer and winter?
Excuse me, is there a hole or not?
What's wrong?
This is also an excuse.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Tanaka, OUT!
I came in early.
Division commander.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Matsumoto-kun, throw this crocs.
Hurry up and throw it!
- Throw it? - Go ahead and throw it.
Hamada-kun...
Pick up the crocs.
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
Go home!
I picked it up.
Throw the crocs.
Throw them.
Matsumoto-kun.
Yes?
Do you know what you're doing right now?
I don't know at all!
Crocs are designed with a heavy bottom.
So naturally, the bottom goes down and the crocs go up.
Like you, Matsumoto-kun...
Humans who have lost their curiosity and curiosity about what they like are not humans, but monkeys and squids!
The moment you lose your curiosity...
Humans...
are dead for sure, Matsumoto-kun!
Wake up already.
Matsumoto!
Hamada!
Endo!
Tanaka!
Wait a minute...
This is tough...
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow, ow, ow...
Endo-kun, you seem a little relieved, don't you?
Yes.
You're raising your spirits, slapping your cheeks...
and dancing naked, aren't you?
Do it here and now.
Take it off already!
Do it!
R-right now?
Right now.
Hurry up and do it.
You're wasting your time.
Do you know about this?
Do you know about it?
No, I don't know about it.
But...
Hurry up and do it.
Okay...
I'll do it now.
He's laughing!
Everyone, out!
He's laughing for sure!
Ouch!
Good morning!
Do you know the rhythm of Sanbe?
Let's party together at the end of the year!
He's laughing!
How about you?
What's so funny about it?
Everyone, out!
Ouch!
Try it with Mori Shinichi.
Try laughing with Mori Shinichi.
You guys are funny.
He's laughing!
Are you ready?
Everyone, out!
Ouch!
I think you know it, but...
Hosei...
Yes?
You, too...
Raise your head...
Do a funny pose...
And say "well..."
Everyone, out!
Ouch!
This gag is called "mah".
Do it now.
Mah!
One more time.
Mah!
Endo-kun.
You do "mah".
This is crazy.
Mah!
Hosei-kun.
You do "hohohoi".
Do you know the rhythm of samba?
Hohohoi!
Enjoy the world!
I'm scared.
Since you're here,
face each other and do it.
So you can show each other.
Amazing.
Do you know the rhythm of samba?
Hohohoi!
Enjoy the world!
Hohohoi!
All out!
I'm scared.
Ouch!
I can't do this.
Since you are here,
try to do a Morisshin.
I like it!
Morisshin.
I won't forgive you again.
Stop it.
You can't stop it right away.
Everyone, out!
It's amazing.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
He is the worst chairman ever.
He is the worst.
Everyone...
Try saying "ma".
"Ma"?
One, two...
"Ma"!
Louder!
"Ma"!
Mori Shinichi...
"Ma"!
Everyone...
Out!
Ouch!
Everyone...
Wake up!
Get out of here.
Hosei...
"Gaspeque".
What are you doing?
He made me do it.
He made me do it more than I expected.
He made you do it.
Yuki Amami's new drama "Top Knife".
"Genius Farmers Association" starts on January 11th.
It's a real medical drama about the secrets of farmers.
The next "Top Knife" is "Because It's Me".
One hour and thirty minutes of school life.
Finally, a long battle against that topic begins.
I beg you, everyone, instead of pulling it out...
This is it, isn't it the content of this pull-out?
- Will you do it? - Please pull it out.
- Will you do it? - Come on!
- But this is also like that, right? - No, it's a panic reaction.
- I have to say it. - Yeah.
Seriously?
- This pattern... - For the first time...
- Something is in it. - It's already in it.
- There's something in it. - It's already in it.
- There's something in it. - A letter?
- Are you kidding me? - What's that got to do with letters?
- Shouldn't we do it now? - Now?
- I can already see something.
- Shouldn't we do it now? - What is it today?
- No... - Oh...
"Invincible Bandage".
- Invincible bandage... - If you wear this...
Even if you laugh...
The bandage will run away.
- There's three today. - The strongest bandage.
- Time is unlimited! - Bandage, right? Pants, right?
- What is that? - Invincible bandage!
- Does that mean it's yours? - It's mine.
- Why? - Because it was in my pocket.
Even if you laugh...
Does it mean it's a coin?
No, it's already an invincible bandage.
- Even if you laugh, the bandage will run away. - It's definitely a coin.
- Time is unlimited! - Because it's time limited.
- Is it really yours? - Because it was in my desk yesterday.
You're amazing.
- Tie it up quickly. - It's not expensive at all.
Try laughing a little.
- Tanaka, out! - It makes you laugh, doesn't it?
- Did you see it? - What is it?
- It ran away because it was scared. - What is it?
It really ran away because it was scared.
- Tanaka, out! - Out!
What's this?
- Hamada, out! - Yeah, that's right.
- Well, you know... - Out!
- This is... - What's this?
It's just a normal pair of pants.
And there's no time limit, right?
- Tanaka, out! - Out!
[Tanaka, out!]
- Well, you know... - Yeah, that's right.
- Tanaka, out! - Out!
- Hamada, out! - Stop chasing me!
Ouch!
- Tanaka, out! - Out!
- Matsumoto, Hamada, out! - Damn it, I'm pissed off!
- I've been looping and now I'm pissed off! - Hey!
- No, I'm pissed off! I'm pissed off! - Stop it!
- Tanaka, stop it! - Ouch!
- Ouch, my back thigh hurts! - No, it's fine.
- I want to change my underwear! - Thank you.
- Tanaka, time limit! - I want to change it!
This is mine. This is mine. I'm sorry.
On the contrary, this time they all look like good items.
Because this is Tanaka's, right?
- Each of them. - Really?
- No, no, because... - It's not good. It's not good.
- There's a possibility.
- One of them is weird.
That's true.
- No. 5 is... - No. 5 is me.
- No. 5 is me.
- But it's a good item, right? - Yes, it is.
- No, no, no. - Maybe it's not good enough for you.
- It's not good enough for me, right? - Maybe it's invincible.
- Invincible... - Invincible series.
- Invincible... - Who are you?
- Invincible Gagran. - Yes, yes.
- If it's not Gagran, it's not good enough for me. - Yes, yes.
- Isn't it such a city? - Yes, yes.
What?
What's that?
A box.
I'm scared.
What's that?
- There's a lot in it. - Oh, it's a DVD.
DVD and this...
- I can't get enough of it. - I'm getting excited.
- This is fun, too. - This DVD is fun.
- Do you like it? - But the flow has changed.
- It hasn't changed. - The DVD shelf has changed.
- Let's wrap it up and put it in. - Let's put it in.
I don't like it at all at this point.
School There Is A Challenge
From now on, the five of you will use the items in the tool box to challenge the school's nostalgic play.
- It's hot. - It's hot.
- The five of you will compete for survival. - It's hot.
The last person to survive will be punished severely.
- It's hot. - It's hot.
- The punishment game is...
- Pet bottle rocket. - This is too much.
In a separate place, stand by for a total of three pet bottle rockets.
And then, fire with great speed!
That speed is 40km/h!
You will receive a powerful and powerful punch!
The first school-typical challenge is...
Doremipa Sorashidou with shield bullets.
Wait a minute!
One by one, use shield bullets in order...
and play Doremipa Sorashidou without missing a note.
With all fingers held down...
Wow, this is...
Will I lose?
The person who misses a note is OUT!
The loser is decided!
Now, let's challenge!
I want one!
Do you want to do it with all of them?
Do you want me to spin it?
One shot game?
Yes, one shot game!
Let's go!
You should use shield bullets.
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Hold down your fingers!
Ready...
Start!
No good, right?
No good.
What do you want me to do?
Matsumoto, out!
What do you want me to do?
It was different from "do".
Then...
What?! You're going to beat me up like this?!
No, it wasn't like that.
It wasn't like that.
Then, Ojiyama.
Yes?
Are you confident?
I'm good at things like this.
Really?
Ready...
You're sweating a lot.
Start!
Hamada, Kosei, out!
You're laughing a lot!
Hamada, you're laughing a lot!
You're laughing a lot without saying anything!
This is fun!
What? What?
I'm going to do it like this.
What's with you? You're like a shakuhachi.
Then, I'll go.
Ready...
Start!
Hamada, out!
Hamada, you're laughing a lot!
Why? Why? Why?
What's wrong with me?
I'll go.
All out!
It's tough!
Well, that's enough.
I forgot.
It's tough!
That's it.
That's OK.
Well, it's the last one.
It's the last one.
It's not a save.
It's not a save like this.
No, no, no.
Well, me, too.
The last one was kind of suspicious.
If you say it like that, I don't know what to do.
That's right.
I'm sorry. Let's make it a little easier.
A little easier.
But that was really...
That's right.
Are you crazy?
Matsumoto!
Why didn't you come out?
I can't do it anymore.
Isn't this weird?
Ouch!
The copper...
If you hit it hard, it'll break.
The next school-typical challenge is...
Flying a broomstick.
It's difficult.
From about two meters away,
use one leg to fly the broomstick.
If you can put it in the trash can, it's clear.
This will be the final drawback.
Keep doing it until you decide who's left behind.
This will decide it?
I see.
Let's Challenge!
2 meters.
Where?
Let's decide it properly.
Shall we do like this?
Shall we put it here?
Let's do it.
It's not good.
It's a dry shoe.
It's a dry shoe and it's not good.
I'm practicing.
It's out.
I'm practicing.
It's out.
I'm practicing.
It's out.
Let's be friends.
Ouch!
What's wrong?
It's in my hand.
I'll go first.
From the side.
Like this.
I'll definitely lose first.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
But you practiced once.
Yes, I practiced.
Can I go first?
No?
Let's go.
It's out!
It's good.
It's in my hand.
I thought it would go in my hand.
It's good.
Even if my partner says it's good.
My partner said it's good.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, out!
My partner said it's good.
Help me.
It was beautiful before.
It was really good.
Do you have anything else you want to say?
I like that punishment game a lot.
I think it's going to be a bomb.
Right?
Didn't you hear about the practice earlier?
That's true.
You should use your senses.
Let's do it again.
Let's do it twice.
Really?
We'll admit your failure once.
Okay.
Right?
Even if it's difficult, we'll definitely lose.
It's a big service and big challenge.
It's not a big challenge.
All of you, get up!
Get up!
How could you hit me from behind like that?
First failure.
You kept hitting me.
Endo, out!
Endo, you're good at this.
I'm confident.
Yes!
But I got it, I got it, I got it.
But I got it, but I got it.
I'm sure you can do it.
But I took it.
Well, it's already decided.
But how do you do it?
May I?
Of course.
This is only your own sense.
Sense?
Yes, that's right.
I'm really good at it.
I think it's better for everyone to do it in my way and go from behind than to buy it.
Oh, you were strong.
If you get in with this, you're out of position.
Yes.
Here we go.
Everyone is out.
How did you do it?
Did you buy it?
Yes, yes, I bought it here.
He's still doing it.
You're still doing it.
How much are you laughing at?
How much are you laughing at me?
You're really lucky.
One more lap.
This is bad.
I'm probably out.
But you can do it for the second time.
Out!
Well, it's a loss.
It's not out yet.
You said you'd do it with all your might, but it's a loss.
Here we go.
You're laughing at me.
How do you do it?
It's been working well for a while now, hasn't it?
But it's better for you to draw it.
You haven't drawn anything yet.
Hosei, out!
Seriously?
I did it!
Seriously? Seriously?
Why do you react like that?
I don't like this
Wait a minute. If we all go in, things will change again.
At this stage, me and Shoya...
Right, me and Shoya...
We decide with this?
Go back to the flute?
Flute?
Let's go with the flute.
Which one first?
I'll go first.
The one with Masumoto-san...
I'll go.
Start!
Well, well, well, if my voice and Hamada-san's were better...
That's for sure.
I would never have thought of that. It was about 75 points.
Yes, that's right.
Here we go.
It's "tebidel".
Hamada, "tet bottle", "rocket no kei"!
That's right.
tebidel
Wow, here it comes!
This is scary, Hamada-san.
It's "shanpatsu".
This is scary.
This is really scary.
Yes, yes.
"shunjin"...
Yes.
"tebidel", yes.
That's scary.
This is scary.
What are you doing?
This is scary.
Hey, hey, hey, what is this?
What is this?
"tet bottle", "rocket no kei"
3...
2...
1...
Fire!
Wow, this is dangerous.
Fire!
His face was hit in the back.
Matsumoto, out!
Are you okay?
His face was hit in the back.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Like a fighter.
It can't be helped. I lost.
Well, it can't be helped.
It can't be helped.
I'm glad you put in a slip.
I'm hungry.
And it's over.
This is the end of me.
This is just the end of me.
That's right.
There is still more.
You.
Yes.
May I?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
And you're still alive?
You're scary, you're scary.
This, this.
Yes.
What was it? Something-something-bontan.
Invincible bontan.
Something-something-bontan.
Yes.
What is this?
Here.
Hey, hey, hey.
It seems like there are people in this class who put in bontan and are still alive.
You're the one who put in bontan!
Oh, it's him.
Yes.
You.
Yes, it's him.
Don't be cheeky!
You!
You're Mamikono's bontan killer!
Stop it!
Don't run away!
Poor guy.
I didn't expect this.
Wow, wow, wow.
What is this?
Wow, wow, wow.
Ow, ow, ow!
You're the one who put it in!
Isn't that right?
Don't you ever open it again!
Oh, it's taken.
You're wearing underwear...
I don't know.
Well, I don't know if it's necessary or not.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Hosei, out!
Ouch!
You took my pants.
It hurts!
You're out of your mind.
It's because you've been going all out.
That's right.
Wow, is that how it is?
But you had a good feeling about it.
That's right!
That's true.
I'm scared.
Wait a minute, is this for real?
I'm going to open this and...
I'm going to open it for now.
It's four.
It's not over yet.
This is bad.
What's this?
Huh? Huh? It's four.
What's this?
That's why it opened.
What's this?
This...
It's that kind of thing again.
It's out.
I don't know what's going on at all.
Try it on.
Where did you put it?
This one.
I don't like being beaten like this.
No, I don't like it like this.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Hey, that's too much!
It hurts!
Wow, that hurts!
Wow!
That's crazy!
That's really crazy!
Endo, out!
Stop doing that pose!
There are characters like that, right?
Excuse me.
Ouch!
Yama-chan, are there any other characters like that?
They're all different.
There are characters like that.
Tanaka, you're in pain.
I'm in pain.
Stop doing that!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Tanaka, you're in pain.
What is that?
I don't want that kind of pose!
Ouch!
That hurts!
Tanaka, that hurts!
That hurts!
Stop doing that!
This is amazing, this Omoshiba mask!
Are they selling this?
They're not selling this, right?
You're wearing school uniforms and you're getting old.
That may be one of the reasons for the imbalance.
That's right. It's a little too much.
Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Who is it?
I'm here!
Ouch!
It's a great item!
It's amazing!
It's great for Yamazaki, isn't it?
I think so.
What if someone else wears it?
Tamada, Kousei, Endo, Tanaka, Yoton!
It's here!
Ouch!
It's amazing!
Ouch!
It's amazing!
It's great for everyone!
It's great!
I don't like this kind of thing.
What should I do? Should I put it in my eye?
Pfft!
He doesn't like it.
Please.
I'm sorry!
Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, Yoton!
It's different!
The stage is different!
What's with this face?
It hurts!
It's a mess.
No, no.
Oh, my god.
Everyone is so different.
No, we're done.
We're done.
Stop.
No, no.
We ask you to take the picture and talk.
You're making us do everything.
[laughter and applause]
Matsumoto, Kendo, Tanaka, out!
Stop it.
[laughter and applause]
Matsumoto, Kendo, Tanaka, out!
I'm not going to fight you anymore.
[laughter and applause]
I like you, Amao-san.
[laughter and applause]
What's wrong with you?
Your eyes!
[laughter and applause]
You're laughing. You can't tell that's wrong.
Well, well, well...
That's right, but...
This is amazing.
What is this?
A humanoid model.
I don't know if it's just a coincidence, but it looks like Hamada a little.
It's not made like that, is it?
Huh?
It's subtle.
It's not.
It's cheap.
It's Hamada-san's.
Hamada, out!
Is it a show?
It's Hamada-san's.
Did you make it?
It's Hamada-san's.
Did you make it?
Yes, we did.
Shall I go?
Yes.
Wow!
What is it?
It's out.
Please put it in.
It's out.
Wow!
This is...
It's Kirkland-san's.
It's scary.
I'll put it in.
Okay.
Kokkuri-san, it is an ancient sorcery fortune- telling.
With a 500-yen coin and this fortune-telling table,
you will call Kokkuri-san and ask him questions.
Those questions will reveal the truth.
Everyone will put their index finger on the 500-yen coin and say,
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, please come here.
"If you have come here, please proceed to the ashes," you will say.
Then the 500-yen coin will start moving towards the ashes.
Is it true?
I thought someone was moving it, but I didn't do it myself.
Right, you didn't do it yourself.
There are five of us, right?
Yes.
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, please come here.
I'll put it in.
Okay.
Here we go.
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, please come here.
It's moving in detail.
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, please come here.
If you have come here, please proceed to the ashes.
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, please come here.
It's moving in detail.
Really?
Seriously?
Really?
Did you really do it?
No, I didn't.
I didn't do it either.
I really didn't do it.
Now, let's ask the five of you.
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san.
Who will be kicked out after this?
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
That's not how you do it!
I'm scared, I'm scared!
You definitely don't need my help!
That's not how you do it!
You have to do it yourself!
You definitely don't need my help!
Of course not.
What's going on?
Are you going to say it?
Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san.
Who will be kicked out after this?
The door moved.
It moves pretty fast.
It moved.
It's coming.
Are you crying?
You're crying.
Take off your lip ball.
I didn't do that.
Who did that?
Who?
You put too much power into it.
No way.
I didn't do it.
You didn't put too much, did you?
No, you didn't.
I didn't do it.
You didn't put too much, did you?
Hold on, hold on.
Wait a minute, wait!
What do you mean?
Tanaka.
No way!
You're here!
No way it's me!
No, it's Tanaka.
Tanaka?
Really?
What did Taiki do?
Tanaka!
Taiki!
You're fast!
It can't be helped.
You're fast!
Judge!
Isn't the judge fast?
No, it's Kemo!
Tanaka, you're in trouble!
Wait a minute!
Can't I really do it like this?
Yes, you can!
Really!
Wait a minute!
Give me one more second!
No, I said wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
No, I said wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
No, I said it won't be possible!
Don't do it!
Wait a second!
Matsuno!
Wait a minute!
Regarding Tanaka, please wait for a while.
Matsuno, good luck!
Good luck!
Regardless of what happened.
Why didn't you do it gently?
Be fair and gentle!
I know what you're doing...
so I can't...
That's how Taiki is!
I can't accept that!
I know.
Stay still.
Put your hands forward and stay still.
Stay still.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Hosei, Endo...
OUT!
What's wrong?
Ouch!
My shoulder hurts too.
What's wrong?
My shoulder hurts too.
I was going to cover you up, but my shoulder hurts again.
This time, it's a little...
It's too tight, isn't it?
This is a little...
I want you to give me back my pants.
Matsumoto, Hosei, OUT!
Don't say normal things!
I'll say it!
I've been beaten up like this.
Are you okay?
Is your thigh red?
Wow!
After all, if you had pants, you wouldn't have had it.
Matsumoto, Hosei, OUT!
How long have you been wearing pants?
If you say so, it will come true.
I'm glad you're back.
Yes.
Three hours of school life.
Five people can't even breathe.
Angle, angle.
Everyone, listen up!
We're going to be broadcasting in the afternoon at the broadcasting club, so let's go and visit.
Broadcasting club?
Let's go and visit!
So, we're going to listen here?
Broadcasting club?
We haven't contacted you.
The problem is...
We haven't contacted you.
Explain why there's no cream bread.
Well...
We did prepare it, but...
You prepared it, but it's not there, right?
It's sold out.
There shouldn't be cream bread at this hour.
That's... that's true, but...
Why is there no cream bread?
It's sold out.
Yes.
You can predict it and put it in the bakery, right?
I did predict it, but...
The second most popular cream bread...
Don't make excuses!
It says "the second most popular cream bread".
Yes.
Why is that cream bread not there?
It's sold out.
It just happened to be sold out.
Just happened to be sold out.
That's an excuse, right?
By the way...
Do you know how to say "well"?
Say "well".
Everyone, out!
Do it right now.
One more time.
Out!
Do it with everything you've got.
Out!
Everyone, out!
Why are you doing that over there?
I'm worried about you.
Ouch!
It hurts, it hurts.
Now he knows a lot about Clinton.
You're talking again!
He's my favorite.
I'm sure of it.
I'm worried about you.
I'm going in.
Everyone, take a seat.
Tanaka is delivering his credit card, so you can sit in the front row.
Credit card...
Now, let's welcome our guests!
I'm surprised.
Everyone, out!
It hurts!
What's up with you?
Hurry up and come over here.
I'm sorry for being so loud!
Four, three, two...
It's refreshing.
See?
- Good morning. - Good morning.
This is the afternoon of Tuesday, October 31st.
Today's commentators are Tetsuya Miyazaki of Class A for three years,
Yukio Fukuchi of Class C for three years,
and Tanaka Kariniu of Class B. Thank you for joining us.
Thank you for having me.
Let's move on to the first news, everyone.
The other day, two students were dismissed from school
due to unauthorized part-time jobs.
I was a little surprised. What did you think of it, Haruna?
Well, I have something in mind, too.
I'd like to talk about it in this school's broadcast.
I've been watching it since I entered this school,
and I'd like to talk about it, including the current situation.
To reiterate about this incident,
last month, two students were dismissed from school due to unauthorized part-time jobs.
Matsumoto, Endo, everyone, out!
- What's going on? - What's going on?
- Are you okay?
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- I've never seen this before. - What's going on?
- Are you okay? - Yes.
When the school side asked them harshly,
they said they didn't get paid for their part-time jobs.
But when they realized it was a lie,
they held a pre-school meeting.
- First of all, please look at this. - I've seen it before.
(Laughs)
Everyone out!
(Laughs)
Because we worked part-time, we're making you feel bad.
Please forgive us.
We're really sorry.
(Laughs)
We wanted to apologize as soon as possible in front of all the students.
However, the principal strongly stopped us from having a meeting.
When we went to see the principal, he said to us, "You guys aren't playing the tape, are you?"
(Laughs)
You guys aren't playing the tape, are you?
Everyone out!
(Laughs)
The principal said we were a family.
However, if the school is a parent, we students are children.
(Laughs)
Does that mean you hate the school?
I can only thank the school for raising such an idiot.
(Laughs)
Originally,
the two who always make a bright American joke
are apologizing like this while shedding tears.
This time, it was really painful and sad.
Haruna, what did you think?
A statement of "family".
If you are a parent of a company, you should be a parent, too.
Be a parent, too.
Out!
Well, I don't know if I can say this, but...
Everyone is scared!
Everyone is out!
Mr. Tanaka, what do you think about that?
I don't know what it really is, but...
If it's really done, I don't think it's good.
I want to know what you really think.
Kato-kun, I...
You just shut up!
Matsumoto, out!
I'm tired. I'm tired.
This school...
Can you all have fun and have a good time?
In this situation!
Tosei! Kitanaka! Endo! Out!
Is there such a bandage?
Wait a minute.
Is there such a bandage?
First of all...
Is it really rude of me to say this to my senior Matsumoto-san?
The principal is the top of the school!
A school where the top can't take responsibility...
Does it work?
Matsumoto! Out!
Endo! Out!
Yes, there is.
You know...
I think we need to change the current situation.
If this situation continues, I will quit!
I will quit this school!
Kitanaka! Out!
I'm sorry.
Thank you, Haruka.
Excuse me...
In this situation...
I want the principal and teachers to know that I'm doing this kind of broadcast.
What is Haruna saying now?
This kind of emergency...
I'll prepare it.
Matsumoto, out!
He's crying.
As I thought...
I'll prepare it.
What is he saying?
I want the principal and teachers to know that I'm doing this kind of broadcast.
Matsumoto, out!
Tanaka, out!
He's crying.
Haruna...
Ouch!
As I thought...
I want the principal and teachers to know that I'm doing this kind of broadcast.
Everyone is holding back!
I'll say it one more time.
If this situation continues...
I'll quit this school!
Excuse me!
I saw everything in that corner!
There's me, who failed as a senior!
There's me, who failed as a teacher!
There's me, who failed as a student!
You know it, don't you?
I know it, but I don't know it.
Haruna, you suffered a lot, too!
What are you talking about? You're my junior!
I'm fine!
You don't know it, do you?!
That's right!
You don't know it, do you?!
You don't know it!
Everyone, out!
What?
Ouch!
Help me!
Mr. Matsuboto and Mr. Hansen, help me!
You like this uniform, don't you?
You like it, don't you?!
Language is important!
That's why I don't want it to end!
Let's hold hands one more time and...
Let's...
Let's get excited and say it!
Music, start!
This house is messed up!
There is a tomorrow for sure
I have a dream when I was young
Someday, I'm sure, someday, I'm sure you'll understand
There is a tomorrow, there is a tomorrow, there is a tomorrow
If it's for everyone's sake, I'll become an agent and become an anti-
If I thought everyone would do it, I'd be the only one
There is a tomorrow, there is a tomorrow, there is a tomorrow
Everyone, out!
What is it?
Wait, wait, wait
It's really...
Ouch!
What is it?
No way!
What is it?
I'm screwed!
I wanted to do it!
No way!
It's only the first half of the game
After this, a new plan emerges!
And for some reason, it's been 30 years since they did a manzai performance
The strongest laughable assassins are still appearing!
Popular actors...
Whatever you do, do it properly!
I won't do it!
The main actresses...
Don't miss out on the performances of the great stars!
Wait a minute!
I'm scared...
What? What? What?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Are they fighting?
It's kind of noisy...
If they're fighting, isn't it too early for that?
It's kind of noisy...
Let's go and see...
Don't fight!
Wait! Wait!
Get out of there!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Help me!
Get out of there!
Help me!
Get out of there!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Who are you?!
I'm just a student...
What's with your jaw?!
Hey!
Don't stick out your jaw like that!
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
It was really painful...
Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?!
Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?!
Wait! Hey! Wait!
Stop it!
Those bad guys...
I feel sorry for them...
I think they're really angry...
Don't be angry! It's okay!
It's okay!
I'm sorry.
Everyone is out!
I'm sorry.
I'm being pushed.
Ouch!
I'm not sure if it's a backhand or a face.
It's a backhand.
I'm sorry.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo are out!
- Come on. - Ow!
- Really? - That's a problem.
- Don't let it get to you. - Okay.
- It looks like fun. - Let's go.
- Okay. - Thank you.
- Good luck. - Excuse me.
After four hours of school life,
not only does he feel tired,
but his buttocks hurt as well.
Ow, ow, ow...
But Tanaka always gets his buttocks hurt first.
- Is that so? - Maybe not this year, but...
- He gets his buttocks kicked. - Yes, he does.
But Tanaka always gets his buttocks kicked first.
- Really? In Japan? - Yes.
- I think he gets his buttocks kicked first. - Really?
- But he's used to it, right? - Yes.
Honestly, when I saw his buttocks earlier...
- Tanaka, you're used to it. - No, no, I was surprised.
- You're self-destructing. - I was surprised.
It was cold.
Matsumoto, Tanaka, out!
I can't do anything about it.
Ow, ow, ow...
- You're cute. - You know I'm not going to do it, right?
I'm going to accept it.
We always laugh at how he gets his buttocks kicked.
"Ow, ow, ow..." He always says that.
When he says that, it makes me laugh.
- He kicked me today. - I see.
Tanaka's buttocks kicking, as Hamada calls it.
Let's look at last year's Taikick as a reference.
- Huh? What? - Ow, ow, ow...
- What? - Ow, ow, ow...
And this is the unexpected setback.
- Ow, ow, ow... - Ow, ow, ow...
It's a little deliberate, so it's a little lighter than last year.
- It hurts so much. - She said "ow" and saved me.
- She was standing while you didn't say anything. - She was already standing.
- But she was normally participating in the next show. - Shut up, shut up, shut up...
- She didn't have that face of hers before. - That's right, that's right...
- She didn't have that face of hers before. - She was sleeping all the time.
- She said "are you okay?" - Today, between worrying and laughing...
- No, no, you did that again today, didn't you? - No, it was just a normal kick.
- That's right, that's right, a kick still hurts a lot now. - It really didn't hurt today, did it?
- No, it really didn't hurt today, did it? - No, it really didn't hurt today, did it?
- It didn't hurt more than usual. - Last year, you said "ow" and saved me.
- I really did say that.
- Compared to last year... It hurts, of course. - Yes, yes.
- But compared to last year, it didn't hurt as much.
- Shut up! Shut up!
- Matsumoto, Hamada, Kosei, Endo, out! - It's cold!
- It's cold!
Last year, it was better.
Last year, when I got kicked, I hit my shin.
This is a little worse than a regular thigh kick.
I thought you had a thigh kick once, so I'll try it with acting.
So I'd like you to compare it with the previous thigh kick.
What do you mean?
I want to see your thigh kick when you really want to do it.
- Once. - With the atmosphere?
With the atmosphere.
- Don't pull out your hand. - Okay.
Okay, cut.
Let's do it together.
Kosei, you're out!
You can do it!
You're amazing!
It's cold! It's cold!
It's cold!
You're an actor!
- That's not possible! - What happened today was...
I can't even calculate a thigh kick.
Can you do it with acting?
How realistic can you do it?
I can't tell if it's funny or crazy.
Show me your face too.
Action!
That's great!
Matsumoto, Kamada, Kosei, Rendo, out!
It doesn't matter.
Ouch!
That's funny!