AISubs v3.5
What are you going to do today Masuo san?
Today we are going to do something you used to do on your carrier bag
We are going to make you look like you own it
Why do we have to do this?
We are going to make you look like you own it
It's the first time for a guest who doesn't know about carrier bags to look at them
I see
I think this guy is one of the top 1000 carriers in Japan
No way
Maybe even higher
To be honest, it's less than 1000
It's less than 1000
Maybe less than 100 million
It's less than 1000
Sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad
Even for a beginner, it's less than 1000
Sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad
I can see it from here
Are you shaking it?
Shake it
It's funny now
Hey!
It's funny now
Good morning
Here we are
Is this your house?
Yes it is
You have a nice house
I moved last year
Last year?
Yes last year
Can I come in?
Yes of course
What is this?
It's a special
Special?
It's special Murakami
Murakami
You will know
It's special Murakami
It's cold so let's go inside
Let's go inside
Excuse me
What is this?
It's a forest farm
It's not a forest farm
It's a nearby cat or something
It's not a forest farm
No it's a food
Food?
It looks like salt but it's milk powder
It's not salt
When customers see it
They say it's not right
So they can't come in
Cats don't think like that
That's why it's like this
Excuse me
Come in
Please come in
Shoji-san
I'm a little curious
There are a lot of shoes, but all of them are in the left direction, and only the left shoes are available.
Really?
Why?
I have a habit of walking in the left direction, and I've been walking in the left direction for a long time today.
Is that so?
So if you wear right shoes, you will be guided to walk in the right direction.
There is only one left side.
So I'm going to turn left, so I'm going to turn right.
What are you talking about?
Are you deaf?
Isn't there a right side somewhere?
There is no right side.
Isn't there?
Isn't there a right side?
You can buy it like that.
You can buy only the left side.
That's amazing.
You'll know if you don't try it at home.
That's right.
That's amazing.
There is a 4-letter word.
By the way, what is it called?
What is it called?
Is this it? Even if it's dark, there is a night, isn't it like Mr. A throwing a stone?
Be careful, it's a night like now.
Please talk.
Excuse me.
Why are you only left-footed? I want to ask you in more detail.
Left-footed?
Actually, I used to be a pitcher in the past.
Baseball?
Baseball. Actually, you know what? Do you know that I walk like this?
No, I didn't know at all.
Is this how you walk?
It doesn't look like it, but I'll go in for a moment.
Do you walk like that?
Yeah, it takes time.
You usually walk like this when you're on the show, don't you?
Yeah, it's hard to walk, but I'm walking like this.
Oh, you're forcing it.
Yeah, it's faster this way.
It's really fast this way.
Wow, you're good at it.
You're good at it.
Thank you for having me.
Wow, you're good at it.
What is this place like?
What kind of room is this?
It's a guest room or a room for rent.
Oh, it's a room for rent.
Who is this? Is it Mr. Yoshida?
What?
Which one?
Oh, this is Yoshio... Yoshida's.
Yoshida-kun.
This is Yoshida's.
Yoshida.
Who is this?
I don't know much about baseball.
Who is this Yoshida-san?
Huh? He's been playing grass ball for...
He's been playing grass ball for 10 years.
He's been playing grass ball for 10 years?
Yeah, Yoshida.
Is he a professional?
He's not a professional!
Oh, you're wrong!
He's been playing grass ball for 10 years!
Maybe he's been on TV before?
Yoshida Yoshio, who happens to be Hanshin's eternal backbone, is also a professional.
He also helped out Canardo.
Oh, that's not it!
Grass ball...
Ra... Raider... Ra... Ra... Ra...
Yodogawa Raiders!
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no.
I thought you were amazing.
Yoshida's...
There's nothing behind Yamai-san.
What's this?
Huh?
What's this?
It's coming out of something.
Oh, this...
What's this?
What is it?
This is...
Um...
M-mic.
It's not a mic, it's a telephone.
A telephone.
Oh, a telephone.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Hey!
Hello!
I'm on a show right now.
Yes, I understand.
Please call me later.
Hmph!
I used to do this, but now...
When I drink too much and I feel sick, I do this.
Oh, you don't buy it?
You didn't buy it?
No, I used to use it like this in the past, but now I can afford it.
Oh, yes, yes.
That's right.
But if I drink too much, I can't even hold it up to the kitchen.
So I open it up here...
Oh, just a little more.
I'm sorry, but...
Oh, even here?
Even here.
Even here?
What is it?
This is...
A manual.
A manual?
Wow, it's spinning.
Oh, what is it?
What is it?
It's like electricity!
Yes, electricity!
We have something like this at home.
Something we've had for a long time.
Yes, yes, yes.
We have something like that, too.
Something like a thief?
Yes.
We'd catch it at the entrance and put it here.
We'd put it in and let electricity flow.
That's really scary.
A punishment?
I wouldn't do it for kids.
For adults.
But electricity is so soft that it's only about 20 volts.
20 volts?
That's crazy.
Wow, that's amazing.
That's amazing.
I've never seen anything like it.
We barely used it.
Just the two of us.
Until now?
Yes.
My senior, an entertainer, and someone who plays the guitar and dances.
He did it once.
What did he do wrong?
The money for the school.
He put it in his jacket.
It's a jacket, so it can't be helped.
If it's about 20 volts, it can't be helped.
That's right.
You're wearing different colors.
You like it, don't you?
That's right.
Even if I say it, I feel like I've grown up with this girl.
What are you talking about?
What did you do?
If you do it, you'll come out like "Hayami-yu".
What?
No, no, no.
Will you come out?
No, so...
Talk.
That kind of relationship, talk.
Today's guest is "Hayami-yu".
I'm sorry, but in the past, there was more tension.
Basically, it was like this at first.
What are you saying?
"Hayami-yu", "Shou-yu"
But this is different.
What are you saying?
I see.
At first, it was like this.
I know, I know, I know.
That's right.
The agency asked me to do it.
Say it, say it, say it.
So I told the president of the agency and the executive board of the agency.
Please buy it.
I'm sorry to say this, but the atmosphere is the worst.
What are you saying?
Hayami-yu
Shou-yu
What is it?
Is it a workshop?
What is it?
Have you seen it before?
I've seen it at a family restaurant.
Do you make "Shou-yu" here?
Yes, I do.
Wow!
I can't do it with a machine.
You can't do it with a machine?
I think you can do it with a machine.
No, I can't do it now.
I ordered it from a cafe called "Zanbo" in Chayamachi.
Isn't it a wasteful way of using it?
You take it out from one piece.
No, it's like this.
It's impossible without something of this size.
You waste one piece like this.
No, I'll do it again.
Oh, you'll do it again.
Oh, I see.
How many pieces can you take out with this?
With this...
Eight pieces.
Can you take out eight pieces like that?
You can take out eight pieces.
What is it?
It's been three years since I received an order.
It's been three years.
Can you take out one piece now?
This is the second piece.
Oh, it's been three years.
That's right.
Can you take it out like that?
I can. You should try it.
No, I can't do it.
You can't do it.
I'm a craftsman.
I've been doing it with my own hands.
Can you show me how you do it?
I don't want you to show me how you do it.
I'm sorry.
I'm not a craftsman.
I can't show you how I do it.
My life line will be cut off.
Can you show me how you do it?
Like this...
- This takes a lot of time. - Yes, it does.
How long does it take you to make one of these?
This one...
Takes me two years.
- Two years? - Two years?
- It takes me two years. - It takes you two years.
- By the way, when did you start making this? - I made it once.
I sent it back to China.
They asked me to paint it with varnish.
- You don't do it yourself, do you? - No, no, no.
- I sent it to China. - You sent it to China?
I sent it to a Chinese craftsman.
He asked me to make a few of them.
- But if you know the trick, you can make it right away. - Oh, I see.
- Wow! - Wait a minute!
- Wait a minute!
- This... - Wait a minute!
- What is this? - Wait a minute!
- This is bad! - This is...
- It's not like someone hates you and makes you make it. - Oh, that's good!
- It's a joke! - It's a joke!
- Oh, I see! - It's a joke!
- It's a bad joke! - Yes, yes.
- So I made a few of them. - Oh, your future...
- Can you do a fortune-telling? - Fortune-telling?
- No, no, let me try it.
How about tomorrow?
- "How about tomorrow?" - "How about tomorrow?"
Something good will happen.
- It's perfect! - You're good!
- "Something good will happen." - Oh, really?
- I might just end up becoming popular. - Thank you, but one more, one more, one more...
"Tomorrow..." Which one?!
- "Tomorrow..." Which one? - "Which one?"
- "Tomorrow, it'll rain." - "It'll rain?!"
- What? - What's wrong? - Why is it suddenly rainy?
- What's over there?! - Something good will happen over there, too.
- Nothing bad will happen. - Right? I wanna go over there, too.
- Oh! This house! - It's a living room!
Wow, wow!
Wow!
What is this? It's disgusting!
You can tell by looking at it, can't you?
Alcohol?
It's alcohol.
Oh, it's alcohol.
What do you put on it?
This is a hose.
Hose?
Not a hose?
Yeah.
I can't speak.
When I can't speak, I always use this in the morning.
I can understand if you say it's a hose, but...
Why do you put a hose on it?
It's because you have bad breath.
I don't know what you mean.
What about your throat?
I have a sore throat and many other things.
I don't want to get up, though.
You want me to decide, don't you?
No, it's because you have bad breath, actually.
You're going there, aren't you?
No, I'm not going anywhere.
It's for medical use.
That's right!
Because it's for medical use now.
What's behind you?
What's this?
Wow, wow, wow!
Scary, scary, scary, scary!
It's huge!
What is this switch for?
Don't push it!
It's scary!
If you push it...
Let me put it in my house for a moment.
If you push it, my house will expand a little.
I told you not to push it.
What did you make it for?
No, this is...
It's made by a Chinese man.
He's the president of a contract company.
Why don't you hire him?
Why me?
I've been in business before.
You can't just tell me to quit.
It's hard for me in many ways.
I'm really curious about this.
What is he doing?
Is he aiming for something?
- The apartment across... - Wait a minute!
- Is it okay? - Oh, no!
It's not an apartment.
It's the weather tomorrow.
What?
- Don't you see the stars? - No, I don't.
- It's a bit dark. - It's a balcony.
No, you don't. I can barely see anything.
- You can't? - I can't see anything.
I can't tell if it's raining or not.
- You can't... - I can barely hear anything.
- You can't tell? - I've never lived in a world like this.
- Are you looking at the rain? - Yes, I'm checking the weather.
- Is this the kitchen? - Yes, it is.
- This is... - An ordinary kitchen.
- Right? It's an ordinary kitchen. - Yes, it is.
- What's that? - Which one?
- That one. - What's this?
- This? - Yes.
This is what you use against cockroaches.
- How do you do it? - Like this.
- It's primitive. - It's amazing.
- Is it true? - No, it's not.
- You use centrifugal force. - Cockroaches come out and...
Cockroaches come out and...
It's painful.
- They come out at once. - I see.
- Excuse me. - What is it?
- Mr. Cameraman, look at this. - What?
- This used to be here. - What's this?
- This is rolled cabbage.
- What's this? - This is...
Hikabishin.
- Hikabishin? - Hikabishin?
- Isn't it Hakubishin? - Yes, it is.
- Hakubishin comes out, doesn't it? - Yes.
It's always rattling on the roof.
I've only seen it once, but it's Hakubishin.
- Do you like rolled cabbage? - I love it.
I've tried a lot of things, from sausages to cabbages, but cabbages are immune.
I don't think it's rolled cabbage.
- I'd like to catch you, Hakubishin. - No, not here.
- If you catch me, I'll tell you. - Got it, Hakubishin.
- Is this the living room? - Yes, it is.
- So you come here often? - Yes.
- You like Tomochika a lot, don't you? - I know Tomochika.
- I love Tomochika. - You do?
I like all of his works.
- I love it. - He's called "cute Tomochika".
- I know. - I'm grateful for that.
- You're my junior. - Let's not do that.
I like him. He's sexy.
When he's doing comedy or singing.
- As a woman? - I only see him as a woman.
- Is that so? - Yes.
- But he's funny. - Yes, he is.
- He's funny. - Is it okay?
- Yes, yes.
- He writes jokes. - He's funny.
- What's this? - "Nyaninyunennyon".
- What kind of joke is it? - "Nyaninyunennyon".
"Nyaninyunennyon".
You're right.
Thank you very much.
Are you going home?
No, I have another room.
You have another room, don't you?
Yes.
Didn't you show me all of them?
Were there more of them?
Is it here?
I haven't been there.
Is this your room, too?
This is where I sleep.
It's a Japanese room.
I have a tatami mat.
Excuse me.
Someone was here.
Excuse me.
It's okay.
Who is it?
Are you injured?
What?
Are you injured?
No, I'm not.
Someone was lying there.
At the light bulb.
Who is it?
I don't know.
Someone was lying there.
If an ambulance calls me, I'll say, "No! I don't want it!"
No! I don't want it!
What?
Someone was lying there.
So you don't know who it is.
I don't know who it is.
Is it common there?
Yes, it's common there.
Is it common?
What are you going to do now?
What?
Until you get better.
What?
Here.
What are you going to do?
I don't have money.
I don't have insurance.
I looked it up in a book.
I don't know where it came from.
Are you a police officer?
It's okay.
Excuse me.
Are you okay?
Are you okay? Look at this.
It's all here. It's all annoying.
It's all gone here.
Here?
That's right!
Here.
You brought it and decorated it with the missing person?
That's right!
That's crazy!
That's the picture!
The person who's sleeping now is scary.
That's right!
He's scary!
He died two weeks ago.
That's right!
That's crazy!
He's okay!
We have to tell the police!
He's okay!
He's not okay!
It's all gone here!
We have to tell the police!
He's gone!
Of course!
He's gone!
He didn't do anything wrong!
That's right!
But it can't be helped!
What is this?
What is it?
It's a pet!
He died?
He died.
A goat.
A goat!
A goat is like this...
But the face...
Are you okay?
If we get caught, we're in trouble.
But we called an ambulance...
Now?!
We called it from the beginning.
We called an ambulance and it's too late now.
We're done for.
Thank you very much.
I'm scared now.
Hey!
Thank you very much.
How was it?
But...
It took 8 minutes.
8 minutes?!
It took a long time.
8 minutes.
It took a long time.
8 minutes...
We drove for 8 minutes.
8 minutes...
We failed.
We failed?
How is your condition today?
Not good.
He's red.
Is he red?
He's red.
When we were standing in front of the light bulb...
This is weird.
This is not good.
This blue is also weird.
I was pretty dissatisfied.
After this, we'll go shopping.
We'll go shopping?
One for each.
I'll call an ambulance.
It's not related to your level.
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