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Kids' Useful Special Project
Smart Change
I don't want to say that.
Comedians challenge their own talents and everything.
Battle Field
I don't want you to say that.
The number of challengers so far is...
53 people!
Today, we will announce the best selection of recent years.
The first one is Chidori Daigo with a winning amount of 52,000 yen.
- How much is it? - I don't know.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you for your assistance.
I'm Ika Tawari of Safety Transportation.
I'll say it anyway.
I'm Ika Tawari of Safety Transportation of Japanese TV.
Are you a TV host?
- Yes. - Right?
Have you seen me before?
- No, I haven't. - Right.
It's the same person, right?
You're a restaurant owner, right?
No, I'm not.
- I'm not. - Right?
- You're Koike Iko's husband, right? - No, I'm not.
- Have you seen me before? - No, you haven't.
- Really? - Yes.
But you know,
you see a lot of celebrities, right?
- I saw you recently. - Yes.
You were riding on Shinkansen.
You know, I smoke cigarettes.
- I know you. - I went there because I wanted to smoke.
There was a thin Yankee there.
There was a thin Yankee there, but I wanted to smoke, so I went in.
That thin Yankee was Mr. Ken Naoko.
I said, "Oh, you're Mr. Ken Naoko."
No, you look like a thin Yankee.
But you know, there are a lot of them.
You know, you're a celebrity, too.
What's wrong? You're in a bad mood.
- No, I'm not. - You're Mr. Kawagoe, right?
- No, I'm not. - No, you're not.
- I see you a lot. - No, I'm not.
I'm here.
I'm from Tennoji Zoo.
No, you're not.
Next is a theater group that won 45,000 yen.
Say hello to the staff you know.
Did you really come?
Thank you for your help for the first time today.
Finally, I made a song, so please listen to it.
Matchan Hamachan
When I was in middle school, my hobbies were
love, basketball, manga and drawing.
Monday afternoons off,
imitating Osaka dialect I'm not used to.
Why is it like this?
It's been 20 years since then,
A young man who has grown up.
Now, like this, he goes out to the playground.
Matchan Hamachan, will you smile for me?
I can only stick out my butt or cut my hair.
Matchan Hamachan, will you smile for me?
Can I be one hundredth of what you made me laugh?
Matchan Hamachan, will you smile for me?
Matchan Hamachan, my favorite Matchan Hamachan!
Ma-chan, Ma-chan, will you smile for me?
I can only stick out my butt or cut my hair
Ma-chan, Ma-chan, will you smile for me?
A hundred percent of what you made me smile is fine
Ma-chan, Ma-chan, I love you
I love you, will you smile for me?
Thank you very much
What is that?
You shouldn't say that
Next up is the proud second-ranked member, Watanabe Naomi!
Entry number fourteen, I'm Sato Nobuko from Ibaraki prefecture
I work in a mochi shop and my favorite sushi story is "Tobikko"
Today, for my favorite boyfriend, Tatsuya-kun...
Ah, Tatsuya-chan, thank you!
For Tatsuya-kun, I will do my best singing a love song
"Future Forecast II" by Doricum
It's been three years since I graduated from high school.
I still have the same smile on my face.
Tatsumi...
How many years ago?
The road to my dream...
Tatsumi, stop it, please!
How many years ago?
The road to my dream...
I still have the same smile on my face.
Let's make a funny face.
Shh...
Where are you going?
You, you...
Stop it!
You, you...
You're a loser!
It's all a failure!
After this, super popular comedians keep appearing!
I'll get you! I'll get you!
Wow!
Kichi Henge's Best Selection!
Next up is Viking Kotōge!
Here I go.
(Laughter)
Did you make fun of me?
(Laughter)
Next is Yullian Betrayer!
I'm going to read Wikipedia now.
Please tell me the name of the person you want me to search for.
Well, Hamada-san. Hamada Masatoshi-san.
Yes.
Hamada Masatoshi.
May 11, 1963.
Japanese comedy and talent.
Manzai writer.
Host.
Singer.
Actor and voice actor.
Comedy duo.
Downtown's...
...commercial director.
My partner is...
...Matsumoto Hitoshi.
My partner Matsumoto said...
...in his books and interviews...
"Without Hamada...
...downtown wouldn't be a major presence."
He said that...
...over and over...
...and over again.
In professional work ethics, it's better for him to read my schedule than for me to read his schedule.
So I told him not to live longer than me for a day.
Gradol and...
Fulin were released, but...
Hey, you!
Stop it, you!
What are you talking about?
When will you stop?
Get out of here, you!
Kichihenge Best Selection!
Next up is 10th place!
Kamai and Yamauchi!
Next person!
Hello.
Okay, please put your feet up.
Oh, you've gone a bit too far again.
Okay, let's take a look.
What are you saying?
Wow!
You've changed your mind, haven't you?
I've changed my mind?
You've changed your mind!
You've got to be kidding me!
Come on!
Stop it!
This guy is amazing!
Okay, that's it for today.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
So, when's the next show?
Please come tomorrow.
That's not good for your health.
Let's go.
You're amazing.
You look like you're determined.
You're a true coach.
It was really good.
Okay, we're going to do a punishment game simulation.
Okay!
You're Hamada-san, right?
Okay!
You can't get hurt, so you can say "it hurts" if it hurts.
Okay!
Okay, go ahead and show me your red palm.
Okay!
Wow, it's huge!
Here you go.
Put this in the water tank.
You have to do it yourself.
Do it yourself.
Go ahead and try it.
I'm sorry.
Do it with both hands.
Do it like this.
I'm sorry.
How is it?
I think you can do it.
Bring a carry bag.
How is it?
I think you can do it.
Here it is.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
Please do it here today.
Thank you.
Matsumoto-kun.
Yes.
It's been a while.
Yes, it has.
I've been watching you in Tokyo.
Thank you.
What is your favorite food?
Banana.
Correct.
That's a good timing for a banana.
You're always right.
Hey, Hamada.
Yes?
Stop it.
What?
Stop it now!
Why?
Don't talk!
Don't talk, Hamada!
You know what?
You haven't changed your face throughout the 30 years.
You just say something that doesn't make sense.
I've been telling your boss for a long time.
Let him quit.
Let me fire you.
I've been saying it.
But you're so sad and pathetic.
You have your juniors like you.
You have a weak background and you have a weak voice.
You're beloved by your juniors.
Your seniors hate you.
You haven't received money from your customers.
Same sex, 150,000 yen per month, small house, can't do anything, always looking for trouble,
getting scolded by my juniors, getting scolded by my seniors, why are you chasing your dream and what do you think you're doing now?!
I don't know!
I don't know why you're standing in front of me!
Well...
I'll tell the president, so don't let me do it.
Whose point is this?
This is Hamada's point.
It's Hamada's point, but in the end...
Hamada's evaluation was low.
What happened today?
It's a little windy, isn't it?
I don't have much throat.
Let's look at your butt.
Just in case.
My butt?
Yes.
My butt.
It's a little windy, isn't it?
I understand.
But let's look at it.
My butt...
Excuse me.
Is it like this?
Yes, it is.
Let me examine you.
Do you need more?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It looks like it's burning.
Ouch!
Are you okay?
What?
Are you okay?
There was no abnormality.
There is no problem.
Are you okay anywhere else?
Anywhere else?
Yes.
Well, it's May.
Sometimes I don't want to go to work.
It's mental.
Yes, it is.
Let me examine your buttocks.
No, no.
It's mental.
Is it?
Yes, it is.
It's mental.
Can you face up?
Face up?
Yes, now face up.
No, it's mental.
Please hold your legs.
Legs?
Like this?
Yes, like this.
What?
Like this?
Let me examine you.
Are you kidding me?
You just examine me, don't you?
I have to examine you from the inside.
Please examine me from the outside.
Let me examine you from the inside.
Ouch!
It's burning!
Ouch!
It's burning!
Ouch!
It's burning!
Ouch!
Was it like this?
Sensei!
Su...su... su... su...
Boot up. Boot up.
Is it fine if you shout like that?
Are you kidding me?
You wouldn't become like him.
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