AISubs v3.5
Last year, they won the M-1 Grand Prix for the first time in history.
This year, their momentum has accelerated.
In the first half of the year, they became the number one break entertainer.
Tonight, the entertainer will be in charge of making fun of Shimofuri Myojo.
Shimofuri Myojo will be in charge of making fun of Shimofuri Myojo for the first time in history.
I feel sorry for Shimofuri.
I feel sorry for Seiya.
Anyway, I will call him.
Please welcome today's star.
Thank you for having me.
Please wait a minute.
Hamada-san has changed a lot.
Yes, that's right.
His throat has changed a lot.
Yes, that's right.
He is an imaginative person.
I want to be in the top ten of these rankings.
I want to be in the top 38 of these rankings.
I said it without thinking, right?
Are you kidding me?
Please watch the news, Matsumoto-san!
I said it without thinking, right?
I will do my best.
I think you can do it.
You are now a star player, so you can do it.
Thank you.
How is your condition?
That's right. I was nervous all night.
I was nervous.
I was noisy all by myself.
At the dressing room and so on.
Yesterday, I was saying "matchaan" all the time.
All by myself.
No, that's...
I'm going to be a spoiler, so...
Stop it, you!
Spoiler...
Stop it!
Now, Mr. Hamaa's dramatic ending.
How is your expectation for today?
"Hishengi", start!
Now!
Today, too...
A lot of innovative projects have been done.
But...
Did you do something?
Mr. Hamaa, what did you do?
Mr. Endo, you should do a musical again.
Tom and Jerry.
Our musical is a big failure.
Is that so?
I don't want to do it for the rest of my life.
Are you doing it properly?
Of course, we are doing "Tom and Jerry" properly.
What is the reaction of the audience?
We talked about it in Nagoya.
The audience's reaction is not so good.
Why?
It can't be safe.
I'm just doing my best where I was given.
It's nothing special.
Takeshi's impersonation made me angry.
I didn't have lines, so I did it like Takeshi and got really angry.
I was told it wasn't Takeshi and Jerry, but it was Tom and Jerry.
Here it is.
Here you are.
Excuse me, but I'd like this one, please.
Thank you!
Matsumoto-kun!
Yes?
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yes, it has.
I've been watching you in Tokyo.
Oh, thank you.
What's your favorite food?
Bananas.
Correct.
That's a good timing for a banana.
You're always right.
Hey, Hamada.
Yes?
Stop it.
Stop it now!
Why?
Don't talk!
Don't talk, Hamada!
Stop it, Hamada!
Hamada!
You've been saying the same thing over and over again for 30 years.
I've been telling the president of Yoshimoto to fire you.
I've been telling him to fire you.
I'm sad. I'm sad.
You're pathetic.
You're a weak-spoken, weak-voiced,
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I told you to quit that.
Whose point is this?
It's embarrassing.
Hamada is in the last part...
That's right.
He ran and was defeated with such amazing power.
Will it be subject?
The sauce is so good.
- G-O-S-E-N. - It's true.
Okay, rehearsal, rehearsal!
Come on!
More, more!
Push!
Yes! More, more!
In your chest!
Push more!
Yes, yes, yes! In your chest!
No!
More! More!
What am I doing?
Next.
Yes!
Come on!
Yes, more!
More, more!
In your chest!
Wow, he's fast!
Wow!
He's good!
G-O-S-E-N.
It's long.
He's good.
Okay, next is connection.
Can you do it?
- Yes! - Yes!
Okay!
Yes, yes, yes!
Good, good, good!
Okay, he's connecting!
Okay!
Okay, me too!
Okay!
Okay, finish!
Finish!
Alright, let's go!
Yes, yes!
Chang-ho, come on!
Yes, yes! Chang-ho!
That guy...
His boobs were down here.
But they were long.
His boobs were long.
His boobs were...
I wonder if he got killed.
Right?
He got killed.
Well, it can't be helped.
Well, we...
Go ahead.
We...
Thank you.
Really...
It's fun, isn't it?
Yes.
Alright.
Soshina had a bladder surgery.
He hasn't been like this for about two weeks.
But will he be alright?
I need to go do some networking for a while.
Hey!
I'm counting on you.
It's an important scene today.
Did you memorize the script?
Yes.
Is he okay?
It's almost time.
It's an important scene.
I'm counting on you.
Hi, I'm Shimoni Myojo.
It's nostalgic when we were in elementary school.
We ate lunch together.
I'll give it a try.
Kinkonkankon.
I can't wait for lunch.
I washed my hands.
I want to eat.
Did you kill someone?
It's a common occurrence, isn't it?
I rarely go in,
but there is a principal's office.
Hey, there is a statue.
It's an old principal's statue.
It doesn't describe much when you eat, does it?
There are a lot of pictures of previous principals.
It's not reproduced in a row of pictures.
The seventh sick person.
I wanted to learn about his era.
There was also a sports festival.
A sports festival, too.
I flew it and it flew away.
No, it's not.
Whatever.
Let's go.
This is the worst.
There's no point in getting an M-1.
I see.
Yoshinobu said something.
Yoshinobu-san.
There's Yoshinobu-san.
What?
What is that?
It's a small one.
He's the president.
Yes.
The head and eye are professional, right?
It's like a Tatsumi GoPro.
It's shining.
Look at it, Kabutaka.
It's like a Volkswagen.
It's like a Beetle.
It's shiny.
It's hot.
I'm tired.
Seiyan.
Can I go to your house today?
No, I'm tired today.
I'm really tired. I'm sorry.
Then I'll go to your house.
You can go.
You and I aren't together.
We can't meet anytime.
You can meet me, but we can't all meet.
Go!
Whatever.
It's not like that.
Hey!
Don't tell Macchan.
That you're my woman.
Macchan doesn't know.
Also, Macchan said she liked cut bread when she said she was an announcer.
Put that feeling in it, too.
Make her happy.
Go!
It's hard.
Seiyan.
How was that promise?
I'm really tired today.
Why don't you take me to a bar with a good atmosphere?
Don't touch me!
Let's drink together today!
What's that?
It's like a drink with Matchan.
It's hard for me to make a toast with Matchan.
It works for Matchan, but it's impossible for me.
Don't let me drink with Matchan again.
If you say like that, I'll kill you.
If you say like that, I'll burn you.
Go!
Hey!
Don't tell Matchan.
I'll make her happy so that she won't know.
She said she likes someone like Matchan and Kakao Kasaki who have something in common.
Go! Go!
This is hell.
Seiya!
That's enough!
Seiya!
That's enough!
Stop it!
Let me see your face!
I want to make you laugh!
Let me think of a joke!
Let me see your face!
No, no, no.
I don't have time for that!
Oh, right!
I got a message from Matchan saying she wants to see you and it was even recorded!
Is that so?
It's a pain in the ass, but give it back!
It's a pain in the ass.
OK!
What is it?
What?
I got a message from both of you!
What?
We sent it together!
What?
We sent it together!
Was it like that?
Wait, wait, wait!
What?
I just got a message, too.
I want to see you now.
What?
Oh, no!
She must be lonely.
Is that so?
Wait, wait!
It's not ringing!
What?
Isn't it ringing?
Is that so?
What?
This is bad!
Wait, wait, wait!
Is that message all from Matchan?
Yeah, it's all from Matchan!
Matchan?
What?
This is bad!
This is worse than I thought!
What is that?
What?
This is worse than I thought!
Is it my own voice?
What?
This is bad!
Isn't it bad?
This is bad!
Sorry, senpai!
This is bad!
Geez!
This is bad!
I don't want to know about Matchan!
Go!
This is unstoppable!
Geez!
I admire you!
This is the worst!
This is bad!
Meow.
Meow!
Okay...
Meow!
Okay...
I can't do it.
I like it.
You know it well.
I know it.
Kanpei always writes it in a triangle.
He always does it.
He does it in Kyusho.
He is a comedian.
How do you feel about it?
It didn't ring anymore.
I'm sorry.
Good morning, Lalexa.
Good morning, Kiyohiko.
Call me until we meet again.
Until the day we meet again
I don't want to talk about why we parted
For some reason, I'm empty
For some reason, I'm lonely
Because we hurt each other and lost everything
Lalexa...
What are you doing?
Are you crazy, Lalexa?
Stop it!
No, Lalexa! Stop it!
Stop it!
Kimchi
Green
Food delivery
Wallet
Forehead
Design
Jamaica
Chibica
Rust
Donetski
Talent
Junjiro
Kusojishi
Hanajime
Ata!
Tenmi!
Sunpi!
Konkuri!
Denpe!
Zarpin...Penper...Reipen...Naname...Zonki...Jewie...Jon ko...It ton...Musugu...Masugu...Bolly...Morph.. .
Anaconder!
I see...
I didn't know at first.
I really didn't know.
I didn't know you were going to say it.
What's up with you today?
I feel like I have a cold.
My throat...
It's not coming out much.
Okay, let's take a look at your throat.
Excuse me, please.
Yes, please.
Yes, it's fine.
Yes.
Do you have a cold?
Not really.
No problem.
Oh, you don't have a problem?
Yes.
Okay, let's take a look at your butt.
Just in case.
My butt?
Yes.
Oh, my butt.
It's dirty here.
It's a cold.
I understand.
But let's take a look.
My butt...
Excuse me.
Like this?
Yes, that's fine.
Okay, let's examine you.
I'm sorry.
One more time.
I'm sorry.
That's all.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It looks like it's burning.
Ouch!
Are you okay?
What?
Are you okay?
There was no abnormality.
There is no problem.
Is everything else okay?
Everything else?
Yes.
I think it's May sickness.
Sometimes I don't want to go to work.
I think it's my mentality.
I see.
Let's examine your butt.
No, no.
This time...
No, it's my mentality.
Can you face up?
Face up?
Yes, now face up.
No, it's my mentality.
Please hold your legs.
Legs?
Like this?
Legs?
Yes, yes.
Like this?
Here we go.
Are you kidding me?
I just look at it, right?
You have to look inside.
Please look at it from the outside.
Okay, I'll look inside.
Wow!
Wow, it fits perfectly!
Wow!
Wow, it fits perfectly!
Wow, wow, wow!
It fits perfectly!
Wow!
It fits perfectly!
Wow!
Fits perfectly!
Professor!
Professor?
Yes.
How was it?
Yes.
How was it?
There were no abnormalities.
No abnormalities?
The embryo...
You're kidding me, right?
He's so dirty.
I lost everything. I lost everything.
7,000 yen, everything.
You've lost a lot.
I've lost.
Because I'm already full.
Thank you very much.
I did it!
50,000 yen.
53,000 yen.
Wow!
4 people lost.
I did it!
I set a new record.
I did it!
What was the last thing you did?
Well...
Did you hit a teacher with your hand?
No, I didn't.
It's more than I heard.
He's a real teacher.
I saw it clearly.
Did you see it?
Why didn't you see it at first?
I thought it would work out somehow.